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OP
Boys Normally start Masturbation @about 18, 19 Years of age..
How come your own is 34 Years?

Did ur Girlfriend Dump you or Wat?
Or you have been Masturbating for 10years and Decided to Remove the 0..

To the Issue!
*Avoid Pornography.
*Sell your Android phone and use Torchlite..
*Stop Watching MtvBase, Soundcity, etc..
*Stop Fantasizing about Girls..
*Get a Girlfriend ASAP, even if She's UGLY..
*Then Read ur Bible..
With all Diz, You Will Quit under 2 Years!

Johnnoo:

Hmmm...Very Funny.. Abeokuta SpiderMan!! ...
Take dis Yams go make Correct PepperSoup!

willyo:

This one na Sonnobax Favourite Meme ooo .. Doesn't Joke with it all..

Kingcalls:
Men are natural hinters...its instinctive, this is what women don't understand....I dont know y they just wanna compete with men and challenge God

Hinters?

Or Hunters, you Mean?

If It's Hunting, Women are Far Better dan Men,@Least based on Results..They have better 'Tools' for the job..

N50,000 Dat a Guy will use a Month to Gather..
Babe will use 2Days to Get it!

Eric, d Indomie Boy!!

Congrats to you..

MufasaLion:


So this man will come out tomorrow and start chanting "The youth is the future". Imagine this old man occupying SUG post.

Lolss..
Nah the Lady be SUG President oo..

The Man is the Rector!! His Packed Hair and Trimmed size nai dey Cause the Confusion probably..

LordVoldermort:
Is Pele not black?

It's Not About Being Black, really..

It's About Disrespect/Disdain for our National Products or Anything Nigerian/African!..
because Okocha dances and Advertises Betking, He is Clownish?..

But even in UK, Football Betting is a Big Sustainer of dier Economy!!
Even Skysports Promotes Betting!

All Doz Pple Saying When Guys are Broke, Dier Friend gives Dem Money!

Big Lie!
Very Rare!

When Guys are Broke, We Starve and Cut out many luxuries!
Or We Run to our Mama House to visit her for some Time, But na Free food be our Target..

OP and the person, Above!!

U Guys should Goan sit Down!!

JayJay Okocha is Advertising his legitimate Business.. Nobody forced online Gamblers into the Stuff!!
Nigeria is so Hard, hence everyone is Hustling to make Money!

Then Also,
If Pele, Ronaldo or Jackie Chan does that Dance in an International Advert, you guys will Smile and Clap for them!
BlackMan inferiority Complex!!

J2381:
The internet can't do anything else apart from talk and talk nonsense talk without fact.

Anybody who wants to blackmail anybody with their sextape should go ahead, afterall who is a saint and heck, Kim Kardashian who made a sextape willingly isn't broke, instead she's waxing stronger and stronger.

Only losers and glorified failures think exposing the sextape of people will ruin them.

Wait, Are you a Nigerian or African?

Do You Stay here?

All doz things you Said are Rubbish and Ignorance-Filled Opinions!
If ur Nudes or Sex Tapes leaks in Nigeria, You re Finished!
Everyone Watching your Boobs and Pussy being Manhandled while you Scatter Legs n whine ur Waist in pleasure..
That Video Will be Used for all Sorts of References..

Why Do you Think Tonto is Afraid?
Why Do you Think OP is Afraid?

The 'Future is Female' Nude, sweating and Receiving Doggy from a Hard Drugs Nigga!

November24:
You have been a victim of everything misfortune

She doesn't have any Sex tape
She is Looking for Replies from Guys, Here!!..
Just catching Cruises with guys. (

And Some have Already swallowed her Big False Tale..

Some might secretly Beg for the Non existent Video! :

Charmingrascal:
But seriously is that the motivation behind your feminism journey

Dats 'ClickBait' Stuff!

She Doesn't have any Sex Tapes!

She Just Said That to Entice d Guys here to Comment..
Her Matter and Tonto Dickeh, don't know which one Better..

TheKingIsHere:
You're obviously stupid if you can't read and understand before replying.

Now get out of here you demented m0ron

Lolss, You are d One that Didn't read, actually..

Was Supporting You All through..

I am NOT referring to Kpokpogri..
The Reply was for the Guy who wants Men to accept Second hand Gifts!

larryking540:
which one do you have to offer ,it's people like you who can't boost of having 500k in the account but very selective

You Guys Better Grow Up n Behave like Men!!
because of Second Hand Gift from a Woman, You want to Lose ur senses!!

If We give Ladies Originals, Why should they give us Fairly Used?
Did Davido Buy Chioma Any Fairly Used Item?

U Guys Should Develop Sense o!

raphiex12:
This stupid societal criteria of qualifying a man is the reason many men are dying in silence and pain. Every human with the gender qualification of a man had the right to speak out on matters concerning him. Do not use the society that doesn't know itself to disqualify this full able man.

Don't Mind these Ignorant Guys Here Saying KpokpoMan Should Lay Low..

Tonto Wanted to Destroy his name n Use him to Wipe the Floor but Baba is a Strong Jaguda Boy!!
Tonto has become Humble by Force and has resort to Social media Manipulations!

TheKingIsHere:
No sensible man who has money will praise someone that gave him a used second hand gift.

So, definitely you are the stupid one here who's obviously poor and think that it's all men that will droll at a second hand used vehicle

He is a very Ignorant and an Audacious Fool..
What Kind of Guy Celebrates Second Hand Gifts from Women?
Just Like your Girlfriend or Wife Buys You, a Fairly Used Phone with Scratches on the screen..
And U will be Smiling Sheepishly..

Some Boys/Guys are so Feebleminded and Moronic once they see Girls!

Muna4real:
You're actually the stupid one if you think that sensible men would mock a second hand gift from a woman.

You are a Big LowLife for Still Trying to Argue!!
Only Foolish, Weak, Low Pride Men will Celebrate a Second Hand Gift from a Woman!!

Better Rid Yourself from such Poverty-strewn Mentality!

Also Stop Supporting Tonto Dike Here, Unless You are Empty-headed like her Supporters!

seniorgozman:
This man is an ingrate, most of us have never received any birthday gift talk more of a car

See How U Guys Sell yourself Cheap..

because She gave him a USED car, He Should Somersault, Abi?
Poor Nigeria Mentality Don Finish Una..

Muna4real:
This Man is stupid. Do you know how many guys are praying for this kind of birthday gift from their girlfriends?

So You Want a Second Hand Item from your Woman??

Kai, see What you are Saying..

This Mumu Tonto Big Dick Neva See Anything!!

Next Time, She will Learn Dat NOT all Men, You Play Silly Games with!!

A Lesson for our Naija Ladies out there!

Sonnobax15:

Oga kpokpogarri wor dey make peace

Rubbish

No sensible man will ever behave the way this man did.....

Hello!
How come You have Never Blamed Toto Dickeh for This Unending Saga!!

She ditched and Embarrassed d Hell Outta her Ex husband, Churchill..
Moved to Kpokpogri, thinking it will be Business as Usual..

But KpokpoMan Jaguda too Strong! Now she is crying Wolf!

This Demented, Foolish Tonto Dike!
trying to Curry Favour/Pity from members of d Feminists Coven..

Worst of it, Dragging my Delsu, Abraka Babe, Jane Mena into her Foolishness!

It will NOT be well with her and her Supporters, Till dey Get Sense!

Gratefulheart1:
The world's mumu is becoming extraordinary everyday, all because of 40 sec attention.

People are ready these days to spend any amount on rubbish and stupidity when many people roam the street jobless with no money to feed.

To even imagine many people watching this useless show don't have much in their pockets, but this N5million isn't going to the pocket of any of this poor BBN fans. But then poor people nowadays don't deserve mercy.

You see someone with no money but if he gets small change will sub 100mb, only to come online to argue all day about Pessi and Penaldo who earn millions a week.
These celebs, shows wont even do just N5000 giveaway to these their stupid fans.

The rich guys don't have time to argue online about themselves, they're busy making more money but you see these poor roaches calling themselves football fans, bbn fans etc wasting away in poverty.

Anyways, since many are happy being poor and continue to labour to remain poor everyday, why should I be stressing myself.

Unless You are Living in a Cave or Thick Bush, you MUST patronage anoda Man's Business..

If u Buy Airtime
If u Buy Data
If log in Nairaland
If u Buy Food
If u Download Music,
Are you NOT Patronizing sb's Business, spending your Money and even, Time on it!?? !

So Allow Big Brother Organizers/Multichoice to Chop Nigerians money small..

Hmmm,
Captain Save a Nigga..

Saga will be so Overwhelmed Hearing this News!! He will Throw Backie!!

On a Serious note,
After all the Lovey Lovey Nini has done with Saga, she wants to Say she has NO feelings for Him?

Kingcalls:
Really... so all those years that wenger and ferguson used it as team c trials nko?? That cup was mainly for mid class teams bk in the days... it simply shows u are a kid.... I'm sure bk then, u were still watching tele tubbies or Barney

Ogbeni..
Goan Sit Down and Wait for your Weekend Game!!
When did Carabao Cup become A Weak competition?

Do you know that Alex Ferguson of Man Utd used Loius Saha, Ronaldo, Silvestre and Co to win 2006 Carling Cup against Wigan?

Better Stop d Pretence and Agree dat D Thing Pain you, Owk?

Truthissupreme:
na him join package vegetable for zombies in 2015

Meaning All the People that Voted Buhari in 2015 Shouldn't have any Social Life again?

U are Probably a Man Utd Fan, so the Thing Pain U well well..

Kingcalls:
Since when did people start taking the carabao Cup seriously??

Hmmm, All Diz Man Utd fans..As Una Lose, d Cup is Not Good..

Lolsss...
This is really Funny!! See his Posture and sarcastic laffs!

Has to be the Funniest Sh*t I have seen for some time now!!

Brave Moves from Gov Akeredolu..
But
Are YORUBA MUSLIMS Happy or Appreciative of these?
Many of Dem might Prefer El-Rufai and his Islamic Shenanigans!!

Despite all d Pretence, Yoruba Muslims are a Big Danger to Southern Unity!

Saga Should be Closely Monitored oo..Make Baba nor go Commit...

What Towtow Can't do Does not Exist!

koyyes:
Any attraction based on physical attributes is not love o. Nini was right when she said saga is childish.

I Suspect that..
Nini's Boyfriend is probably a Great, Handsome hunky guy..Maybe like a Ramsey Nouah, Van Vicker kind of Guy!!

In her mind/feelings, Saga doesn't Measure up!!

But After the Show, She will so Miss him ehn!! After all those Lovey dovey, sweet nothings talks and Romantic moments,..I know Girls nah..
She May not Get diz from her Boyfriend! !

Maybe then, She will realize that She also Loves Saga!!

koyyes:
This emotional outburst is as a result of an overlap of issues saga has been dealing with.

This is very typical of emotional men who lost their mums when they least expected it.

My problem with saga is that he chose the wrong time and the wrong girl.

Sad.

You see What your 'Fave' is Doing, abi?

She has gotten Poor Saga Lovestruck!! She has Mumulized him!!
See what Fair complexion caused!!