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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

This Guy!!
I just love ur Style, really!

Dis ur Damn Niggar, Issorite is so Underappreciated!!

No be Every Topic or Issue Guyman must Shook mouth put!
Sometimes, Just chill! Kudos to you!

If she is a Trustworthy and financial Supporting Wife, You should!
The role of A Good Wife in a man's development cannot be Overemphasized

But If she is a Leech, ever demanding Wife, DO NOT TRY IT!
Even if such a Wife discovers, Lock up and Give her any Flimsy Excuse for ur Action!

Kai!!
Nairaland pple..
Either It's always Boyfriend/Girlfriend Matter or Vagina issues!

No Wonder Jacob Zuma say we too like Towtow!!

Somebody Help me with d Meme Abeg..

Sonnobax15:

That was way back in 2014......my days in DSPZ . Good old days

I left school for my banny's village, unknowingly to my roomie and even my brothers . That one no be juju? . The funny part was that I was supposed to write a physics course text the following day,but I no send . After all,e no go pass Carry-over or extension wey I go get

Wetin [b]toto meat [/b]don do guyman for this life en

If I dey tell people say toto strong pass area commander,dem no dey believe

Nah Towtow you dey call Meat ,Abi?

Kingcalls:
My points are always valid ... but ur loyalty to messi no go gree u see road

Lolss...

Ur Guy Ronaldo is a Beast!!

But Messi is a Monster!!

Laslas, Kudos to both Legends!!
They are Multi- Billionaires while we football fans argue their matter everyday!

Kingcalls:
Mary the mother of Jesus was 15 when she delivered the king of Kings...white civilization is just creating what they want to promote promiscuity... the truth is that woman originally are meant to get married at 13, 14 ...thats how God made it, thats y they start seeing their period at that time to be able to bare children...thats God's original plan... women are not meant to run into the 20s or 30s b4 getting married cos thats y we have large promiscuity these days... every woman is meant to marry as a virgin and men are meant to get married at 18 19 20.... if we maintained it like God's plan, u wudnt be seeing so much immorality we see these days ... the Muslims still maintain that ... the truth is the Muslims act more like christ time than the Christians

Poops!
This Ronaldo Strong Fan!

Ur Points made some good sense!

This is the Mentality of Hausa Alhajis oo!

But the Girl should get to @least 19, 20 years of age! The Anatomy of a Female Fully Develops at that Stage!!

airsaylongcome:
The celebs that post private stuff like this deserve whatever they get. Loads of other parents have had their children attend the same Lagoon School without announcing to the whole world.

Yul is trying to market his daughter in advance (as a celebrity). If you dance naked in the market then expect whatever you get

Correct reasoning, Bros!

Yul Edochie is Overdoing this, honestly!

Always Advertising the Young Girl..He has 2 or 3 young sons!
Why does he NOT post those ones?

So if any Bad Guy or Old Man track this Girl and do stuffs with her,
Yul should be Blamed !!..

toujurs:
It's disheartening reading some comments, will i call this illiteracy or poverty. This forum seem to be truly a domestic platform.

The Truth is Men are Naturally attracted to Fresh, Young Girls!!

Forget all dis Pretence!!
Our forefathers married a new wife when she was 17,18!

A Wise father shouldn't be Advertising his Nubile, 16 year old Daughter everytime on social media as Yul Edochie is Doing!

Kobicove:
Please tell that to the perverts who are already ogling her

I Agree with you!

Yul Edochie has been Advertising this his Daughter for some time!

Almost seems like he is Offering her to Available Rich Guys!

As a Nigga, Giving ur Ex Girlfriend Money is a RISKY VENTURE!!
Particularly If you are not Attracted to Her Again!!

Our Naija Babes do not Joke with Guys dat gives Dem urgent 2k or 5k!

Dey will Never leave such Guys Alone!

When They see you as d Guy dating a Cuter or Fresher Babe, They get Really Jealous and Wicked ones Can go an Extra length to Harm you, the Girl or the Relationship!!

Guys, Be Wise oo!!

Lilsameey:
All Nairalanders have insulted another atleast once, So it's spreading round.

Yeah, you are Somehow Right!
But
I think
OP is Talking about those who while making a normal Statement, they Insult you Also!

E.g. 'Next time, Don't give Girls money, Slowpokes like you will not hear'.

Hmmm..

One Day, IPOB go Kpoof dis Man!

He go be like Film!

Ehmmah588:
Ahhh! I won't forget 2005 when I was supposed to do my valedictory party after graduating from sec school... I jejely brush small dust from my new suit by 6am oo dey wait make day bright(cos I don already make mouth to my niggas say I go shock dem with swag). .omo like play like play I sleep go. ..woke up by 7:30,check rope,suit no dey there. Ahhh I confuse ooo. I think say na dream....well to cut the story,I go my graduation with Ankara way den no iron. I nearly cry ooo come see as I humble dat day

I can understand..
After Fantasizing how ur Crush will be so impressed!
Lolsss..

OP
Hmmm, Nice Innovative Topic!!

Mine was in 2014!
In my Off Campus Hostel@Delsu, Abraka!

My Pink Real Madrid Away Jersey I bought was stolen!
Never knew Some Bloody Thieves were Desperately eyeing it!

He no go Better for those Idiots!

The Jersey was so Dope!! Even Barca Criticized the Jersey, saying it was too Colourful!

Demigod22:
It is called entanglement or friends with benefits. Most times, I don't ask girls out. I simply flow with her, invite her and cook for her, and we will just see ourselves having sex.

Lolss..
Honorable Chairman of Indomie and Eggs association..
Hope nor be 15yr old Girls u dey Bang?

sureteeboy:
You didn't get the spelling correctly. It's n before h and not vice versa

Thanks, Bros!
No Wonder..

See d Way Guyman come Tire ehn..

Was now like 'Na only me come be Dunce for here..

Vulcanheph:
Let me do a roll call on them

Saphiere
Siofra
Onyi22

(If una know any other moniker, pls tag them)

I need all of them to come and tell us if "the future is feMALE.

Iyaebe.. Matron to the Girls!

Vulcanheph:
Yoruba

Na wah oh.

So things dey this nairaland wey I no know

Bros...
Na Wa oo..

Explain how the Dullardihno stuff changes to Buhari..

Am I d only one not getting it Right?

dullard ihno

This Noble Igwe dude is a BIG HATER!
See how everyone here just believed his Malicious take!!

Efe may not be dat Talented Musically, But he is NOT proud!!
I Suspect he had a Personal Beef with d Man in Question!

The Likes of Noble Igwe, Ebuka,Uti Nwachukwu, etc
They Belong to the Rich Lagos Socialite/Clique and when Efe won 2017 Bbnaija against their Preferred Choice, T-Boss, They were so Pained!

They felt dat an Unpopular Dude didn't Deserve d Millions!
That Only Rich and Celebrity-connected individuals should win Bbnaija!

DoggoneDogg:
Lol
Black man already fighting each other because of greed of white man's largesse


This is the same way Afonjas behaved 400 years ago & ended up selling their kinsmen as slaves to the amazement of the white man.

Make white man just get patience ehn, dem go start to kill demselves soon & help him lower expenses.
Ndo.

This Dude!

Wetin Yoruba pple do You?

Hmmm..
This is Gonna be Bloody somehow..

Urhobo pple wen Like Money pass Anything so oo..

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Lolsss..
This Mosdii ehn..

But Boss, hope nor be Wayo you dey do us?

Will be Surprised
dat you have one Fine, big Ikebe Girl dat takes care of your 'Needs while you are Giving us Opposite Vibes!

OP..
U try..
U resemble am Small..
Don't mind wat the First commenter is Saying..

Damn Niggar!!
Slawormiir, Coman see your Brothers!

Wetin happen nah?

somehow:
So he's about 19 years older than Joke Silva?

Yes!

Don't have the Information
But
It's like Joke Silva isn't the First woman he Married!

Olu Jacobs is Not Dead!! His frail nature is simply due to Aging!

He was Born in 1942, Just like Buhari!

He will be 80 Years next Year, 2022!!
I Wish him good health till he Get to dat Milestone!

As for MannaVultureGriller Papa, Buhari! If he Cannot Get There, No Probs!

This Edo Babe!!
Dem Slawormiir Pple..

Very Competitive and Focused Babe..

Though our Naija Girls no Like her dat much@All,
They Always complain dat her Body be like Man and her dance nah Gidigidi dance!

OP
Yeye Boy!
This is Clearly a fabricated, Made up Story!

See d Way some persons believed ur Sh*t!

adewaleadeyemi8:
Back in 2007 i wrote a love letter to this girl asking her out, her Mom and sisters all read my letter. The relationship never started neither did it end. A week later my love letter was returned to me rough and torn showing clear sign that it had passed through many hands and eyes

Chai!
I can Imagine..
'Your Love makes my body do Tinini Tanana. I Promise to Climb Mountain Kilimanjaro for your Love'..

BRATISLAVA:
https://www.nairaland.com/6788283/husband-acts-immatured-marriage-come

Some of you need to grow up.

Lol, but the Post is True!

Some of our Naija Ladies actually do Dis!

A Little show of Generosity, They start Feeling Fly like Linda Ikeji or Oprah Winfrey!

ahnie:
Is it easy to build somebody?
When she met him....he had bushy hair and chronic mouth stench,then she built and upgraded him to wearing low cuts and nice boxers.


Yes she built him!

Lolss .
These Nairaland ladies...Una too Funny!

Despite the aggression sometimes, U guys make the Forum Fun and lively..