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Jokes EtcRe: Maths Riddle by virago(f): 9:42am On Dec 19, 2013
haibe: Note: This riddle must be
done IN
YOUR HEAD ONLY and NOT
using
paper and a pen.
Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
then another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
And then add 1000

What is the total?

Pls don't modify your post, its just for fun, lol.
5100.

( 1000 × 5 ) + ( 40 + 30 + 20 + 10 ) = 5000 + 100 = 5100.

Simples
Foreign AffairsRe: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by virago(f): 11:39pm On Dec 17, 2013
Horus: Nigeria fighted against
Chai English don suffer
Jokes EtcRe: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by virago(f): 9:14am On Dec 17, 2013
I remember a few


You mess all the fish wey dey river Niger run go river Benue.
With your bend bend prick like blue devil horn.
With your black yansh like cadbury chocolate.
You sew wrapper you put back pocket.
With your robo robo shite like Indian pop corn
Forum GamesRe: Picture Puzzles To Keep Your Eyes & Brain Active by virago(f): 9:55am On Dec 16, 2013
Jbluv55: Now here is the original image :
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1406170_How_many_square_boxes_r_in_dis_image_1st_right_answer_gets_R_C_jpg96ca2afd97818f88aea79a2dc74b76d6

I have broken down the image below:
How about the squares of nine regular squares in the box
Forum GamesRe: Picture Puzzles To Keep Your Eyes & Brain Active by virago(f): 9:33am On Dec 16, 2013
Jbluv55: Correct. smiley


You probably dint count the outermost square grin


But what? tongue


Suspense is now over


Congratulations on ur 2nd trial. Did you cheat?lipsrsealed
You are wrong poster , the answer is 37
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti And Girlfriend Welcome Baby Girl (pictures) by virago(f): 7:04am On Dec 16, 2013
#bizfirst#:
I think this has to be sunk into our thick, morally insensitive skulls once and for all: when has it become fashionable to have a baby outside wedlock ?This should be shameful for both the father and mother! Last I checked, such children are called bastards!!
I tire o. Morality has totally gone to the dogs
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti And Girlfriend Welcome Baby Girl (pictures) by virago(f): 6:54am On Dec 16, 2013
blackmale500: she just gave birth...what has virtue and dignity got to do with that...
I am surprised anyone can ask this question
RomanceRe: How To Guard Your Man Properly By Michelle Obama (Pictures) by virago(f): 10:22am On Dec 13, 2013
If this topic doesn't get to front page make I baff naked for bathroom. Hit like if you think it will get to front page.


What was Obama even thinking sef , I'd do the same in her shoes.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by virago(f): 12:47am On Dec 12, 2013
You haven't even contributed to the topic or you just delight in insulting people without giving reasonable contributions.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by virago(f): 12:45am On Dec 12, 2013
50calibre: Hahahaha holy fu*k what is this? So her respect is attached to her *****, is a guy supposed to respect you more because you don't sleep with him?

Gosh!! where does this kind of stu*pidity originate from.
Respect is attached to how we portray ourselves to others , she hasn't portrayed herself in a very positive light and no man will respect a lady who allows herself to be used as a booty call. Sadly again I have no respect for you cos you haven't portrayed yourself in a positive light as can be seen by your uncouth behaviour.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by virago(f):
oluafolabi: Miss.Virago, How is your robotic boyfriend? undecided
He is there , we are taking out time to see if we are meant for each other. He has refused to bend and wants me to do all the bending. Right now I want to focus on my future and probably date again after I sort some things out.


Thanks for asking
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by virago(f): 11:37am On Dec 11, 2013
You have lost any form of respect he has for you ( sadly and mine too ). You should stop all forms of communication with him and regain any dignity you have left.
EducationRe: Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria, (Pictures) by virago(f): 1:41pm On Dec 10, 2013
tunex23: Which quality you dey talk, abeg no reason like small pikin, quality na him una graduate full labour market. Abeg nigeria universities dont produce quality but quantity that why you will be send for training after graduation
A medical doctor from UCH jobless ? You must be a cretin. Do not expose yourself further young man
EducationRe: Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria, (Pictures) by virago(f): 1:34pm On Dec 10, 2013
I do agree it is the largest university ( fact ) in Nigeria and possibly the finest but comes a distant 2nd with other top universities in quality of lecturers and graduates to The Premier University.
EducationRe: Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria, (Pictures) by virago(f): 1:30pm On Dec 10, 2013
Chartey: Kongo? U wicked o. But honestly, Kongo is also beautiful o. Na even ABUTH Shika be d final killer. You can't just argue the fact that it's the most beautiful teaching hospital.
It's not about beauty now , can it measure up to UCH in quality of lecturers and graduates ?
AutosRe: SOLD! Pimped Corolla S Tokunbo For Sale.. Cool Red Profile + Cool Price!!!! by virago(f): 8:33am On Dec 07, 2013
4bobo: seun has started selling houses and cars recently under different monica. God is watchin u
No be only monica na Brandy him use.
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by virago(f): 1:44pm On Dec 06, 2013
CFCfan: Fun fact: Nigeria's heaviest loss in a world cup was a 1-4 loss to Denmark at the round of 16 at France 1998 WC.

Nigeria's biggest margin of victory were the 3-0 victories over Bulgaria and Greece at the USA 1994 WC
Nigeria beat Greece two nil , goals came from Finidi George and Daniel Amokachi
CareerRe: 9 Management Lessons From Atedo Peterside by virago(f): 1:33pm On Dec 06, 2013
Jarus: I am not talking about a billionaire given his business to a son.
It should be GIVING
FashionRe: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by virago(f): 12:02pm On Dec 06, 2013
Dahslim: Not in my own case!
Narcissism is a disease.
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by virago(f): 9:57am On Dec 05, 2013
deejay_harry1: but zeus got killed by kratos... urmmm i know zeus is a god tho.. but are gods supposed to diehuh cox kratos killed both zeus, hades, ares, posidon... kronos... practically the only god he didnt kill was aphrodite , but only cox she seduced him... so are gods supposed to be killed?? can an immoral die?? i think all of em just pose as gods, but not really gods.
gods were born by Titans you can read up on them. You have titans like Gaia
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by virago(f): 9:42am On Dec 05, 2013
It would have to be Doctor fate of D.C comics. Even Captain Atom and Firestorm are stronger than Superman and Green lantern. Hal Jordan is no more a green lantern and he has gone rogue , he is now called Parallax. I forgot to mention members in Legionnaires , heroes like invisible kid , wildfire and cosmic lad.
What about Silver surfer and onslaught ( professor Xavier of x-men when he turned to a villain ) or even jean gray and cyclops son , I have forgotten his name , he was the only one who could defeat onslaught after a team of heroes couldn't ( Thor , Magneto , storm and omega red )
CelebritiesRe: Unknown Facts About Some Nigerian Celebrities by virago(f): 9:38pm On Dec 04, 2013
If these facts are unknown how come you know them ?
TV/MoviesRe: Paul Walker Is Dead, Fast & Furious Actor by virago(f): 11:07am On Dec 01, 2013
4bobo: are u blind? U no they see? U cant read? Na so u be village boy?
U should hv used wikipedia or google to learn before displaying your stupidity.
@topic, what a tragedy a like this guy acting. So sad!
What is stupid about him if he doesn't know Paul Walker , do you know all the celebrities in the world ? Are you smarter than everybody ?. Do you know the Shipp sisters and the song they sang ?. Only God knows what makes people bitter like this
RomanceRe: My GF Cheated On Me, Caught Her Right In The Action...see How She Apologised by virago(f): 10:48am On Nov 30, 2013
As with recent happenings just tell her to go and die , shikena.
RomanceRe: How True Is This? by virago(f): 8:27am On Nov 28, 2013
udordike: Am a virgin n a guy. Any lady dat cares 4 folks like me in n around osun state should hook me up on 07038812309 or on bbm 292623D5.
Fail
Jokes EtcRe: Guys..help! by virago(f): 9:15am On Nov 26, 2013
booqee: i thought you said in one of ur earlier post dat you weren't even drinking it, d girl just saw it in ur kitchen. Now ur claiming ur depressed cos she CAUGHT you drinking it. Guy which one you dey? Anyway from d very first day you registered on nl you've been full of lies.
The statement doesn't mean he was caught drinking garri. Read it again and tell me where he said his girlfriend caught him drinking garri.
RomanceRe: No Shame In Dating A Hausa Man by virago(f): 9:28am On Nov 25, 2013
Alikaxon: ewo! Hahahaha. Laughing things, what a daft she goat you are; you even quoted me to make matters worse, you 've just made the public see how I corrected your imperfect tense. You know your problem? It's "pride" don't be suprised I just fathomed it. I was even trying to be humble and assist you, and you are being too proud of your frivolous tenses, a philosopher once said; "proud people don't learn, they don't take correction". Your issue even amazed me even as I tried to overlook it. What will you gain from covering your shame? Fool. As if you didn't attend primary school to know when to use "an" on a vowel. Dumb head woman, this was what a nairalander complained about; poor english constrution. Why don't you point out your so called acclaimed flaws in my tenses? Those were mere abbreviations. You idiot.
RomanceRe: No Shame In Dating A Hausa Man by virago(f): 9:14am On Nov 25, 2013
Alikaxon: ewo! Hahahaha. Laughing things, what a daft she goat you are; you even quoted me to make matters worse, you 've just made the public see how I corrected your imperfect tense. You know your problem? It's "pride" don't be suprised I just fathomed it. I was even trying to be humble and assist you, and you are being too proud of your frivolous tenses, a philosopher once said; "proud people don't learn, they don't take correction". Your issue even amazed me even as I tried to overlook it. What will you gain from covering your shame? Fool. As if you didn't attend primary school to know when to use "an" on a vowel. Dumb head women, this was what a nairalander complained about; poor english constrution. Why don't you point out your so called acclaimed flaws in my tenses? Those were mere abbreviations. You idiot.
The one with pride here is you , you take offence to someone correcting you as well. look at your initial post and tell me if you'll get any score for correct use of English.
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You Treat Unannounced Visit By A Girl. by virago(f): 9:37am On Nov 24, 2013
baralatie: (holding a police baton wit a serious face)
young lady u get case!
It is called a truncheon
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by virago(f): 8:09am On Nov 23, 2013
crazygod: and whala....
Voilà
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Nigerian Sends An Email To Resign From PricewaterhouseCoopers In The US by virago(f): 11:31am On Nov 22, 2013
demelza: LMFAO!!!! grin
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Mami went in!
I do agree with her Beyonce facts tho.
#Beysus
#Beyhive
#BeySlaysYourFave!!!
The correct quote would be "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned , Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
HealthRe: 10 Foods That Increase Sperm Count by virago(f): 1:59am On Nov 19, 2013
Walnuts - In high school, we were given a
comparison between the size of a walnut
and a testicle. Strangely enough, size is
not the only link between them. Walnuts
contain arganine



You mean Arginine don't you ?

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