₦airaland Forum

I'm crushing on Di'ja big time. Anybody got her digits?

One of her ancestors was a Unicorn.

Nayok:
I caught my brother masturbating in the bathroom.

How can i stop him from it and is there any side effect of masturbation?

Swear you've never mastebated before.

Lying bastad! 1000 girls sent you mail asking for your phone number, millions of girls asked to snap pictures with you, strangers paid fare for you buses. Even if you are as good looking as Trey Songs. They never do all these for very beautiful babes let alone a guy who thinks he's handsome. Linus!


All your topics are about looks, and I can safely conclude that you are such a narcissistic gay mofo. Real men don't get fixated on how good looking they are. Even me wey fine very very well don't see it as a big deal.

Last shot: you may be suffering from a peculiar mental anomaly and you don't even know it. Get a life niggar.

She has the hottest thighs in the industry, I swear.

arbitrage:
You cannot receive/store funds into the Nigerian PayPal account.

What's the point in having a PayPal account then, if you can't have funds in it. You can't even send money from it is if you don't store funds in it. So the account is totally useless.

samadexy:
she normally appear to me in my dreams to scare me .. but trust me as korrect APC guy, i dey use broom flog ahm back her to houx

samadexy:
Ishilove na albino ooh
abeg don't near that town oh

How you take know?

Op, why not try chyking girls in your hood. Online hook ups are not advisable and Nairaland babes are most likely not what you might imagine they are in real life.

Femiartalade:
he stole my idea

we shall meat in court

No be only meat in court, you can as well fish in court.

Fatty.

See gobe.

MI get bodyguards na, so no shaking.

He was an assh0le, a tyrant and the most corrupt being on earth. I hope he's enjoying his stay in hell.

One thing I have noticed on this car section is that female car dealers here such as Whitecross and dollz (I think she's female) sell their cars at reasonable prices, compared to the male sellers. Most of the male sellers on here are so greedy and put up cars at highly exorbitant prices. And they hate when other people fix reasonable prices for their cars. Always quick to tag an ad as scam and discredit the seller when they have not called the buyer or gone to inspect the car. Check those people that made negative comments about this ad, they are mostly car dealers, commenting with their main or alternate moniker just to create doubt in potential buyers' minds.


Some people are just so mean and incurable skeptics.
Don't let them deter or discourage you Whitecross.

Reprisal attack loading. We certainly haven't seen the end of this.

Op, I think you should consider undergoing sex reassignment operation. Your d1ck will be reconstructed to a vagina and and boob5 job done to give you any size of brea5t you desire. I'm making this suggestion because it's obvious you're more of a girl than a boy, just that you have a d1ck and no brea5ts. The media is awash with news about how Bruce Jenner has fully transformed into a woman. I think you can follow his foot steps.

Now they fly around the world in their private jets and balling so hard. The ministry really pays.

He resembles his daddy.

I thought he now has a full time job as a bishop in a pentecostal church.

Enough enjoyment for both. Chop and clean mouth.

He wore a hooded jacket and a pair of sunglasses to receive an award? You've got to be kidding me.

Another truck induced accident? God have mercy!
I keep saying it, trucks should be banned from plying any Nigerian road during the day. They should only ply the road at night. Enough of these avoidable accidents.

These petrol and diesel trucks should be banned from plying the roads during day-time. They have wrecked enough havoc on the highways. Every time we hear of trucks with faulty brakes killing people in small cars. Last Sunday it was a petrol truck with a faulty brake that caused the inferno that cut short the lives of many people in Onitsha and maimed countless others. They must be forced to only ply the roads at night. They have become a huge menace.



RIP to these young kids who have barely started living. Their parents must be in terrible agony and grief! My heart goes out to them. So painful.

RickRichards:
Jay Z is trying to get top African artistes on his Tidal music streaming platform. Smooth. Expecting mine.

Basketmouth is not a musician tho.

ehie:
We cannot solve today's problems with yesterdays solution... that is the change

My point exactly.

If he finally includes the above listed names in his cabinet, then it will be very obvious that he doesn't mean business. Those are old people who have looted the treasury in the past and contributed to the economic woes we are experiencing today. Audu Ogbe was part of pdp, I wonder when he joined APC. I first heard the name of Babagana kingibe in my primary school days. Before you know it they will include Jerry Gana, Jim Nwobodo, Babatunde Fafunwa, etc. Why do they have to keep recycling these senile entities, when this country is replete with young, vibrant, enthusiast, dynamic individuals who can make a positive difference in government? Very appalling.