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Wow

Never knew she already has grand kids. Truly blessed. And the kids are really cute.

Btw, I hope she didn't subject that son-in-law to rigorous scrutiny and misery when he came to ask for her daughter's hand in marriage? That's one of her favourite roles in Nollywood movies.

dalexz47:

Criminal! Thunder and lightening locate you!

webme:
I wish all my friends Happy Birthday......

happy birthday to you too.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You believe the story?

Wowwww, Dimms baby you look gorgeous in your profile picture. Gosh, couldn't even recognize you. How did you do it? Your make up is so on point! Totally!!!!


Also, I totally gbadun your push-up/foam bra. It's doing a hell of an awesome job on your chest, seriously babes.

Dayumm!!! You just look so loveable Dimms.

elantraceey:
Marry a virgin, they will not hear.


This is what you get when your wife previously dated immature guys.

You're absolutely right baby.

I hate anything forex with a passion.
Easiest way to lose money.

The boy black o!

Civil War loading....

Oh my God!

These animals are becoming more brazen in their attacks all because the monster we have as president is giving them tacit backing. Every day, we are inundated with gory tales of maimings and brutal killings by these demonic beings and yet a state of emergency has not been declared in the country.

Nigeria is surely edging towards the brink of civil war if this menace is not checked.

It shall never be well with Buhari and his family.

Hector09:
Hmmm born by mistake, if u aint ready to be a father, then use condom, just 30 naira

Wow, I never knew that's how much they sell condom.

fasa1touch:
i lyk d way u correct am kudoos....pipo lyk u can mak d world a beta place continue d gud job

Thanks.

For some reason I do find this woman sexy at all.

mfa6ix:
Some days ago I came across this dark complexioned pretty mama, but our height difference is really too noticeable even on her heels. We hanged out on new years eve, I'm really disturb about the height thing, please those it matters?

Your written English is a real turn off. From the topic to the post itself.

It's "does" not "those". It's "matter" not "matters". It's "we hung out" not "we hanged" out. Sorry.

Same here in Banana Island. Wow.

Everything is good in moderation, same as the issue of showing affection and love. Do not show excessive love to your spouse. Do it in moderation.

Super cute?

Delusions of grandeur.

Dimples129:
My attitude was the down fall of my nl love affair. I still love him so it will take some time to clear him from my system... Where there's a will there's always a Year!

Going home this time next year and husband is plenty there so might get my junior, in no time soon!

Bring on 2018

You from Eritrea or Ethiopia?

Omo mhen the babe get wide hips o!

Incredible.

hidhrhis:
yeah let's form a WhatsApp group although I don't have any infection just feel like joining should in case one of my friend later have infection
08104762176

In case one of your friend later 'have' infection? Just looking at your face tells me you are a big time liar.

Legalosas:
Number 9ja artiste for 2017. No doubt

Oga, which one be number Naija artiste? Dey read your post before you post am or else I go ban you for here.

This lady's breasts don fall yakata shakakpom.







The man beside her looks like a thug from Mushin.

zero8zero:
i swear i'm not a flirt. By your words, you've already declared any chance impossible between me & her. It's painful when you assume i'm a flirt due to my chats with a few ladies. This is my first, i have never asked anyone out on this forum.
Nurshah trust me i'm not interested in wasting her time as i am serious & honourable a man.
Nurshah biko don't ruin this chance for me.
I know the tribe she's from & that is why i'm ready to be committed to her.

This dude is mighty deluded.

You're already having the hots for a woman you've never met or seen her face. Fvcking hilarious!

What if she looks like a gorilla? What if she has a tumor on her face? What if she stinks like a swine? What if she has an unbearable mouth odour? What if she's just 2 feet tall? There are a lot of undesirable possibilities.


Dude, if you're looking for a wife, go out there and look for one that conforms to your standards physically and emotionally. Don't go chasing after a faceless person here. You're just making a mockery of yourself.

Don't be a sissy man! Go out there and talk to a girl, they don't bite!

DrToche:
How long does it take a beard to grow to the size mine is?I guess weeks and not months...patience is needed when growing beards and my oil helps for quick growth and full covered beards depending on how one wants it to appear.
And have u seen how tattered and unjoined mine was before I started using this oil?
I don't want to believe you are unintelligent

Dude, if your supposed oil can cure baldness of the scalp, believe me you'll be richer than Dangote. Your product will be sold out in a matter of hours, cos hundreds of millions of people worldwide are suffering from baldness and are desperate for a cure. You won't even need to come to nairaland to advertise.

Now, if your 'oil' makes the beard softer, then that's a different case altogether, but claiming that it cures baldness sounds really spurious.

I'll just wait and see age of the man you will finally get married to.

lovelygurl:
This one whose dick has scratched all the dirty corners and God knows what else is even talking loooooool!

Wonders shall never end! It baffles me how somone who's a man wh*re will want to marry a virgin lmaoooo!!!

Pained non-virgin.


This one's pussy has been vandalised by too many dicks.

BiafranBushBoy:
Wow... Nice idea. Let's analyse it.

You kneel down for her because she is a virgin. She accepts you.

You take her to the Altar

You take her home after the wedding to have sex.

You deflower her... What will you now do with the Hymen? Eat it or take it to the museum as an award?

Then you finally discover that she is such a big virgin asshole!! Hymen or no Hymen, every GOOD lady is special.

Change that mindset.

Say whatever you like, one thing is certain; a lady who never allowed a man to put his dick in her pussy is a million times desirable for marriage than another who has tasted the dick many times prior to marriage.

God created a hymen at the entrance of a pusssy for a reason, if not He wouldn't have bothered to add that detail.

Zico5:
Thank God this one is Igbo not Yoruba. They can do anything they like to her, ipobs are destroying Naija since time immemorial. I know one day masses shall overcome. Politicians are the same, give PDP another chance then see this country battered beyond recognition. They have one mentality and that is looting.

Mofo like you. Adesina is also Igbo I guess.

Of course, what do you expect from a black man (in this case a black woman) especially a Nigerian?

She's an Idi0t.

shammahyaro:

Baby, I just want to hug you tight and kiss those full lips.

This girl worwor die!!!! Ewoooo!!!!

See teeth ehh!!!!