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The thing about perfectly timed photography is that the moment captured is usually a fleeting one; a split second too early or too late, and the entire story is lost.
You may be the best photographer ever, but sometimes all you need is to be in right place at the right moment.
Here are some of our favorite examples, prepare to LOL!


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Klerik , daviesblaze mylovely234 aladdin001
computerboy , ritababe, frostland , Seun ,
INTROVERT , mitchyy , farano ozila, cao ,
Artistree lalasticlala , tosyne2much MzPecs
Explorers olaolayinkuz vicstar eghuan1
butterfly88 , Ka52y Angelalawson , NaijaTechGuy
Ymodulus , ovaRAYted , ClassCaptain
importexpert, vickvan


please dnt be mad, just taught y'all should see this.

resurgent2019:
I just pity your kind and most naija youths that participated in that nonsense twitter war with Kenya—a country that is far far better than Nigeria.

I keep saying it that our politicians are the luckiest and richest in the world because they have a huge amount of docile and lethargic youth population. It’s so glaring that Nigeria is now worse than hell but majority of our youth are not seeing this, they rather partake in a twitter war to insult Kenyas on the basis of skin color. Things are really bad and some of us just pray for the grace to escape Nigeria.

dude I am well aware that I wasn't the one who pissed u up, the so called Twitter war serves as an opium to the inescapable economic hardship in the country.. why are you been so serious?

d young man

op no want "make them they rush us?"

nija for life.....no body, I repeat no body can/will defeat Nigerians on Twitter except Nigerians...

hamm for this Buhari regime $2900 (12,000,000) for wetin... who no dey watch porn?...goan siddon jare...

Sleepwalking, formally known as somnambulism, is a behavior disorder that originates during deep sleep and results in walking or performing other complex behaviors while asleep. It is much more common in children than adults and is more likely to occur if a person is sleep deprived. Because a sleepwalker typically remains in deep sleep throughout the episode, he or she may be difficult to awaken and will probably not remember the sleepwalking incident....



... has it happened to you before?, lat me go first..my mum told me when I once woke up by 11 walked to sitting room picked up the then black and white tv not too big, Headed for the compound before I was blocked from doing only God known.. what.


share tales about it here,

this is Nigeria..... later ow you will hear that it was a nollywood movie..

wow touching stories.....well hit like if you've never been molested before..

3.  Grelling–Nelson Paradox

This paradox concerns the applicability of a word to itself. The word “heterological” means “inapplicable to itself.” So, is “heterological” a heterological word?



The Grelling–Nelson Paradox is an antinomy, referring to a real or apparent mutual incompatibility or a self-contradiction. It was proposed by Kurt Grelling and Leonard Nelson in 1908. If the answer to the above question is no, then the word “heterological” does describe itself which would mean the word “heterological” is heterological, making the answer a contradiction. If the answer is yes, then “heterological” does not describe itself, but that would mean “heterological” is not a heterological word, which again is a contradiction.

A variation of the Grelling-Nelson Paradox is the Barber Paradox. There is a barber who shaves all those, and only those, who do not shave themselves. So, does the barber shave himself? Answering the paradox either way leads to a contradiction. The paradox is based on Russell’s Paradox or Russell’s Antinomy formulated by British mathematician Bertrand Russell to show that the formalizations of naïve set theory by George Canto led to contradictions.

2. Coastline Paradox

As the unit of measurement grows smaller the length of a coastline increases to infinity.



The Coastline Paradox is a counter-intuitive observation about how coastlines do not have a well-defined length. The phenomenon was first observed by Lewis Fry Richardson who was searching for a relationship between the probability of two countries going to war and the length of their common border. As he collected data, he found that there is a considerable difference between various published lengths of the international borders. Following the observation, Richardson demonstrated that the measured length of coastlines, or any other natural features, increases limitlessly as the unit of measurement becomes smaller.

Depending on the method used and how much cartographic generalization has been done, the measured length of the coastline changes. This is because of the fractal-like properties of coastlines. As any landmass has detail no matter how closely you look at it, at kilometer scale or at microscopic scale, there is no well-defined perimeter to measure the landmass.

 Ant on a Rubber Rope

An ant crawling on a rubber rope can reach the end even if the rope stretches faster than the ant’s crawl.



The Ant on a Rubber Rope paradox is a mathematical puzzle with a counterintuitive solution. The puzzle asks,  “If an ant is crawling along a one-kilometer long, taut, rubber rope at one centimeter-per-second speed. If the rope stretches at a constant speed of one kilometer per second, would the ant ever be able to reach the end?”

Though it may seem impossible, the answer is “yes,” because as the rope stretches, it also moves the ant forward. So, the ant can reach the end of the rope, though it would take a very long time. However, if the rope stretches with an increasing speed, then the ant won’t be able to reach the end. A similar paradox is the Achilles and the Tortoise paradox in which Achilles gives the tortoise a head start but always finds himself running to cover the distance the tortoise had already moved.

The puzzle can be applied to the question of whether light from galaxies extremely far away would ever reach Earth considering the universe is expanding. If the expansion had been at a constant rate, then just like the ant, the light could reach us. However, since the expansion is accelerating, it might not.

see this one o, if na you won't you collect it?..

OMG! where is my Vaseline...

my sister's friend came over once, and I overhead her asking for a pad, saying she forgot to put one on...

hahahaha..... the man be like...., I was just practicing my new juju...and this babalawo talk say e go work...wetin come happen..

wow...



this is me wondering if I should vote buhari again after this blunder....

what in the bloody helllllll is that?

how many times can a single jamb result be used?

ma nigga....

lol....

but after finding out It is all part of buhari/APC's election fallacies, he will be like...
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reading ke, na sure forecasting of weekend games dem dey do.