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thegoodjoehunt: It isn't a trick. What is funny is how guys with dead exes come to you. I feel it is just a coincidence.

Guys by the way, the disappointed chick hung out with me yesterday. We watched the Chelsea vs Liverpool game at a bar in a hotel. She is a Chelsea fan (I wonder when chicks started watching matches).

She travelled this morning. We will see when she returns. Well I am taking it slowly sha.

No take am too slow Oh ! If U no do anything she fit call U ju man.

jayseehe: Y r his prophecies always full of negativity

First to comment...
nw pple will notice me. I'm jayseehe remember d name On d first day of d year, Wat a good way to start dis year. It's a sign of positive things dis year...

Literally speaking, I'm above every1 commenting on dis trend..

N finally, happy new year to you all..

*dancing skelewu*

Are no. 5 and 6 negative prophecies ?

Chai, na mi for good 4 her.

The fact that U can afford smthing dsnt mean u shd hav dm all

Na wa O. D Banj no just send anybody. Not even him papa or pastor.

adina gentle: ewwwww, dats like super gross. Dnt ever do dat

Are U sure ? I just did it and gave her to smell too.

saalma: The part that says we ladies don't enjoy football is a lie. Maybe u shud have sed MOST ladies because I enjoy football very very much. So don't generalise.
One man's meat is another's poison.

U enjoy football cos there are some cute guys. No woman will be a fan of an ugly footballer

Its only a learner that will see these signs and still be trying hard to win affection.

I don't believe the story. If a man should buy under wears for his female boss, na firing squad straight!!!

A male boss won't react that way especially if he's a womaniser

Just as God has good plan for you, devil also has bad plan.

9jaSceptic: Brother she might think me a fool or insecure , it was my fault I showed too much love and i made her know she's part of my world, you dunno if another guy was warming up just for me to be sent of the pitch of play.
I don't beg girls only when we're about to...you know.

The urge to text her has declined at present, If i may ask were you the one who broke up with her or twas the opposite.

Just move on. Is she the only girl available ?

This is the case of a pot calling a kettle black. Nigerian politicians are the biggest hypocrites.

OBJ is amongst the people who don't want GEJ. I hope GEJ improves the lives of Nigerians and win 2nd term. I don't even see A CN as a better party.

These women look like they are not well. Gosh !! What sort of shapes are those ?

Its because U want to treat them specially. No be by force.

seribroo56: wetin b ewww.. Na d same dick dey enter una body.. Some/most of una go even lick am

That's a TKO.

Convert those likes to dollars !! It would buy me a very big mansion; a car; many vacation and a wonderful marriage ,,

WaleFolarin: I've lived on earth for 50 yrs and experience I must say they are promiscuous

If you can locate their testicles !!

Happy New Year. Nlanders !!!

EsanEmmanuel: If they are wise enuf.. They wud pick d vice-president frm d south! Itz no brainer! Majority of hausas and yoruba will follo APC.. they need to pull votes frm south also

That's a good point. But they have dia ulterior motives. They want to reward people from the SW because the have strong supporters.
But they should have chose Amaechi or Donald Duke.

xynerise: Don't appear in boxers and socks in front of her. Seriously, you will look like a clown

I don't quite agree with this one. There's time to do that.

I can't be surprise again !!!

That picture top left is not how Toolz really looks. Camera lens made her taller and slimmer.

The second lady has really tough calves. But I need to see other pics before making my choice.

[quote author=nwa.anambra]before i buy, i will like to know if it can feed me, wash my cloths, fuel my car, clean my house go to work for me and do whatever!?

or is just to watch tv? in order words - what makes it different from other HD TV?? [/quote]It can do all that and even make love to U sef !

mrsincredible: ewwwwww nigga u r gross


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I have seen it before !!

Well, wetin I go talk nah !!

Hmm... Its gonna be wonderfulous !! Let's see how it goes.

LadyH: If this thread were to be a piece of paper nw...

Na to tear am and use am for toilet.