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kedikenet: I wonder if our naija guys can afford to do sum of this things hm some of them arr already typing its boring God help us

A guy that does it is called a maga by U girls.

I no like babes with fat stomach and small boobbbs. It dsnt fllw

All I can say is "it is wa" ( instead of na wa). Wetin girl wan use e-boyfriend for ?

mike404: NOW THIS IS FUNNY

Igbo WOMEN DON DEY THIEF PIG NOW

Them talk say na Igbo woman she be ? U want start Oh !! Make U no run when dem come hammer you.

I don't know why guys are disturbing themselves with how good looking they are. Your good looks most of the times can't get U far with a babe if U have no game.

@op. Its not easy to remain a virgin especially when you've been having many opportunities. Just imagine if ladies walk around you with skimpy clothes.

But you should tell yourself the truth. Why do you want to remain a virgin ? If your motive is right, that is to pls the Lord, then keep it till marriage.
There's so much promiscuity in our generation.

And as for scratching groin in front of a lady, it can even be more romantic if you smell your fingers afterwards.

This list makes sense a lot. At least its achievable unlike 50 things or 50 shades a man should not do.

Tonylyte: so obj should be spared becos he wrote "the letter"? After all the curruptions? The massacre of nigerians? Are u high on solution? Gej cn aswell loot our money, kill nigerians and write "the letter" and be justified.

Nigerians have short memory and that's our problem. OBJ is one of the people who have put this country where it is. The blood of Bola Ige is still crying for vengeance.

OBJ is very divisive !! One has to be careful when walking with him. I don't know how GEJ will scale through, but may God help him.

I hope BH has not come to stay. Our SS needs to do more work. Are these people not Nigerians ? Don't they have their training facilities in this country ?

We have to flush them out ASAP.

jumzzy448: hmm. may his soul rest in peace oo. that's why I hate living with dogs cos they can attack their owner anytime.
there was a day I was coming back from somewhere. I don't really know the place so I decided not to go with my car. when I came back, I was holding my documents in my hands. this useless dog was lying under the car ( its a rot weiler) don't know if I spelt it well. the dog was looking at me and I too was extra conscious. immediately I opened my gate to step in, it jumped up and wanted to attach me. I flung all my papers, my hand bag and even my slippers. I ran for my dear life. it was the gateman who had to hold the dog for me to pass.
when hubby came back and I told him, he said the dog was trying to greet me. I told him to tell his dog to hold his greetings cos I don't need it.
I beg hubby to move it out. now the dog is in hubby's home town..

Lol !!!

U should have accepted the dog's greeting nah. It is man's best friend.

The summary of everything is this: Be a classy lady.
A classy lady won't :

1. Chew gum
2. Fart in your presence
3. Won't curse or swear.
4. Speak loudly

The list is almost endless. I expect a lady to watch soap operas and so on. May be home video, but too much of home video can be a turn off. I'm not talking about the classy home videos shown in the cinemas.

Well, I don't know why DBanj did not donate. May be there's more to it. I don't see why I can't lend a helping hand to my good pal.

OJB has the right to clear some issues, but I don't think calling of names is appropriate. As for people saying OJB didn't save, do you know how much he's worth ?

I love pastor Bakare's comment here. OBJ has no moral right to condemn GEJ for a number of reasons.
How does it feel like if your pastor asks you not to steal but you know he's an armed robber? That's the major problem with OBJ. Another word is hypocrisy. Let OBJ take the back seat and relax, after all, if GEJ is a failure, OBJ is also a failure.

Bearshare: While my heart goes out to the family of Wole Soyinka I must also ask why is everyone hating on the dude's insinuations of abortion. What if it was true? Besides it's no news for insiders in R/S that she was pregnant for and had a steamy relationship with the Gov'nor of Rivers State.

Besides she died as Ms. Soyinka which could mean she was free to throw a fling. Afterall why would the the convener of her demise make it public yet refuse to disclose the cause of her death to the public.

People hide causes of death for reasons such as abortion;aids;cancer;mysticism or fetish.

Let's be rational for once!

Are you saying thaty she had an affair with Rotimi Amechi ??

Dollarjunkie: RIP to the dead.


But I think it's suppose to be the deceased pix in the news not that of the bereaved.

Yeah !!

Its sad hearing this. She didn't even see the new year. I hope this is not African remote Control cos anything can happen in Africa.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Please I really don't understand the difference. Please explain with the sizes that fall between thick and fat[/quote]Someone who's thick is usually muscular or stocky. Look @ the person's calves and shoulders.

Destiny27: I decided to post this in family section because I know there are a lot of people with mature minds and experiences especially married folks.

I recently came across an old schoolmate in primary school whom I had a crush on then. I was such a good boy then so wasn't into all that. Few months ago, we started communicating. She is in another state working. Since then we have gotten so close.

She came down to the town I stay enroute her village and we spent a few days together. We realised we are in love with each other. When she left, I felt an emptiness and she too has been missing me.

I'm in my early 30's and ready for marriage. I will love to marry her but my only problem is that she is my age mate.

Please, is there any problem in getting married to your age mate?

Some people feel its not right because
1) She may not be loyal and submissive
2) By the time she drops two kids, she will look quite older than me

I haven't told her anything about marriage. Would want to clear some grounds first and then take some months to know her more before letting my intentions known fully well.

Please, what do you feel about this? I need mature advice on this. I'm at crossroads now and will appreciate your input.

Thanks

If the love is mutual, go ahead. As for aging,its something U should accept. Women tend to age more than their husbands. Not all the time but most of the time.
If that won't bother U, go ahead.

homesteady: I'll like to know the church she went to! Haven't the pastor or elders or even the ushers heard about her?
Why'll they allow an unrepentant indecency-star to enter their church?

So pastors should drive her away from church abi ? Or may be they should kill her so you'll be happy.

heykims: # Team Name P W D L F A GD Pts
1 Arsenal 19 13 3 3 37 18 19 42
2 Manchester City 19 13 2 4 54 21 33 41
3 Chelsea 18 11 4 3 33 18 15 37
4 Everton 19 10 7 2 31 18 13 37
5 Liverpool 18 11 3 4 43 21 22 36
6 Manchester United 19 10 4 5 32 22 10 34
7 Newcastle United 19 10 3 6 29 24 5 33
8 Tottenham Hotspur 18 9 4 5 19 24 -5 31
9 Southampton 19 7 6 6 26 20 6 27
10 Hull City 19 6 5 8 22 23 -1 23
11 Swansea City 19 5 6 8 24 25 -1 21
12 Stoke City 18 5 6 7 18 26 -8 21
13 Aston Villa 19 5 5 9 18 25 -7 20
14 Norwich City 19 5 4 10 16 32 -16 19
15 West Bromwich Albion 19 3 9 7 22 27 -5 18
16 Cardiff City 19 4 6 9 15 30 -15 18
17 Crystal Palace 19 5 1 13 12 28 -16 16
18 Fulham 19 5 1 13 19 41 -22 16
19 West Ham United 19 3 6 10 18 28 -10 15
20 Sunderland 19 3 5 11 15 32 -17 14

Iv dn my consultation. This is hoow the table will b

What is dia criteria for this chieftain tittles

Gooooaaaal !!!!

Arsenal na hypertension club Oh!! See as I dey hold my heart dey watch match. O boy, I no fit continue like this.

They are much !!

luvola: if Liverpool can sink Chelsea , then top 4 vision will be feasible. A shock defeat await the blues

It won't be a shock defeat. Its what I expect.

If Burna Boy was nominated, he's supposed to win. In the first place, I think he's bigger than the award.

acidtalk: Below are some of the few examples I will like to share with you guys and will so much love to see your various experiences with your partner after a breakup.

1) She deflated two of my tires in the middle of the night when we met at a friend’s party. She denied with till today but the security guards who sited her described her as the person hanging around the car with another female friend of hers. (This happened in my year 3 while she was in her 1st year at the university

2) She went about telling my friends of how I usually went to hustle for business in and out of town only to lie to them I went home on various excuses ( This was true, but why should a partner you confided in reveal to your friends you went hustling behind them to get money). This sounded childish but the impact was terrible as guys thereafter wanted to turn me to their ATM and became envious. 9This happened in my final year while the girl was in her 3rd)

3) Lied to my friends that she was pregnant for me and had previously done several abortions. (This would have counted as the worst lie ever). This was a lady I NEVER add unprotected sex with and the issue of pregnancy never ever came up or happened. I later found out she was disappointed I didn’t propose to her and had previously used pregnancy to tie a man down only for him to discover she was never pregnant.

4) She used the spare key I gave her to enter my house when I was away and came to seize my international passport, laptop, tablet, school certificates, video game and car key. This is a supposed “big and matured lady”.


My question is why are people to hurt when it comes to a breakup most especially when they are the ones who misbehaved and frustrated one in the relation.

You try Oh !! You dey attract jealous gfs. Pray say the next one no go give U poison to drink.

eggheaders: That thing called afam is a well known IBO bigot. Or how do somebody enter a thread where Ibos and yorubas are having an e- war, ban and hid the Yoruba poster's post and the igboids are left alone to have a field day. For someone that declare is support for gej and PDP I think its hightime this guy follow his fellow failures like ikenna and sexkid into the pit.

Everyone is blaming Afam. Both the Igbo and Yoruba. So what should he do ?

Is she a hobbit ?? Lol. Very funny !

Abi she doesn't wear clothes before.

The love of a father. So sad the little boy lost a leg.