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And how does this change d price of fuel in our petrol station?

Hbd ma

A woman with hot pus*** sy cannot be satisfied in bed

psucc:
While Obama puts his own into the tank hole, he wants others to put theirs in exhaust pipe even when the engine is steaming.

you are completely out of touch with happenings, Obama didn't compel anybody to be gay, the Supreme Court of U.S legalized gay marriage thereby allowing people who are gay
to marry freely.

Jollyjoy:
Another madman on the loose.

better get hold of him before he loose you

Jollyjoy:
Another madman on the loose.

better get hold of him before he loose you

Cutehector:
Lol some had sex wit dildos , some don't even knw who dey last had sex with, dats if u knw wad I mean

lololo

Cutehector:
Lol some had sex wit dildos , some don't even knw who dey last had sex with, dats if u knw wad I mean

lololo

To all the single ladies in the house, I prophecy that the last person you had sex with is(gonna be) your husband.
Do I have a big AMEN or a GOD FORBID?

Freemanan:
So what should We do now? Start insulting him?

just a reminder

Barely a month after Muhammadu Buhari, became
Nigeria’s President, many Nigerians are already
reminding him of his campaign promises.
It would be recalled that the former head of state was
sworn in as the country’s President on May 29, 2015,
after he defeated former president Goodluck Jonathan.
Goodluck Jonathan and Muhammadu Buhari

Below are the campaign promises of President Buhari
1. Public declaration of assets and liabilities
2. State and community policing
3. Ban on all government officials from seeking medical
care abroad
4. Implementation of the National Gender Policy,
including 35% of appointive positions for women
5. Revival of Ajaokuta steel company
6. Generation, transmission and distribution of at least
20,000 MW of electricity within four years and increasing
to 50,000 MW with a view to achieving 24/7
uninterrupted power supply within 10 years.
7. Empowerment scheme to employ 740,000 graduates
across the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory.
8. Establishment of a free-tuition and scholarship scheme
for pupils who have shown exceptional aptitude in
science subjects at O/Levels to study ICT-related
courses.
9. 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly
(20,000 per state).
10. Three million Jobs per year
11. To embark on vocational training, entrepreneurial and
skills acquisition schemes for graduates along with the
creation of a Small Business Loan Guarantee Scheme to
create at least 5 million new jobs by 2019.
12. Churches and Mosques would not pay taxes under
national laws, but if they engage in businesses, the
businesses would pay tax.
13. Provision of allowances to the discharged but
unemployed Youth Corps members for Twelve (12)
months while in the skills and entrepreneurial
development programme
14. Making the economy one of the fastest-growing
emerging economies in the world with a real GDP growth
averaging 10% annually.
15. Creation of a Social Welfare Programme of at least
fivethousand naira (N5000) that will cater for the 25
million poorest and most vulnerable citizens upon the
demonstration of children’s enrollment in school and
evidence of immunisation to help promote family stability
16. Recruitment and training of at least 100,000 officers
into the Nigerian police force and establish a Federal Anti-
terrorism Agency.
17. One free meal (to include fruits) daily, for public
primary school pupils
18. Building an airport in Ekiti State
19. Eradication of state of origin, replacing that with state
of residence to ensure Nigerians are Nigerians first
before anything else.
20. Establishment of crime squad to combat terrorism,
kidnapping, armed robbery, militants, ethno-religious and
communal clashes nationwide
21. Working with the National Assembly towards the
immediate enactment of a Whistle Blower Act
22. Economic stability for the ECOWAS nations and
maintaining a strong, close and frank relationship with
West Africa, South Africa, UK, USA, Canada, and other
African countries
23. Establishing a conflict resolution commission to help
prevent, mitigate and resolve civil conflicts within the
polity.
24. All political office holders earn only the salaries and
emoluments determined and approved by the Revenue
Mobilisation and Fiscal Commission (RMFAC).
25. Permanent peace in the Niger Delta and other conflict
prone areas such as Plateau, Taraba, Bauchi, Borno and
Abia.
26. No plans to Islamise Nigeria.
27. Nationwide sanitation plans to keep Nigeria clean
28. Preserving the independence of the Central Bank
29. Simplifying immigration process to foster faster visa
processing at points of entry.
30. Special incentives to facilitate the education of the
girl child
31. Full implementation of the National Identification
Scheme to generate the relevant data.
32. Making Information Technology, Manufacturing,
Agriculture and Entertainment key drivers of our economy
33. Balancing the economy across regions by the
creation of six new Regional Economic Development
Agencies (REDAs) to act as champions of sub-regional
competitiveness
34. Putting in place a N300 billion regional growth fund
(average of N50 billion in each geo-political region) to be
managed by the REDAs.
35. Amending the Constitution and the Land Use Act to
create freehold/leasehold interests in land along with
matching grants for states to create a nationwide
electronic land title register on a state by state basis.
36. Reviving and reactivating the minimally performing
refineries to optimum capacity.
37. Creating additional middle-class of at least two
million new home owners in the first year in government
and one million annually thereafter.
38. Creating an additional middle class of at least four
million new home owners by 2019 by enacting national
mortgage single digit interest rates for purchase of owner
occupier houses as well as reviewing the collateral
qualification to make funding for home ownership easier,
with 15 to 30 year mortgage terms.
39. Enacting a national mortgage system that will lend at
single digit interest rates for purchase of owner occupier
houses.
40. Injecting extra N30 billion into the Agricultural sector
to create more agro-allied jobs by way of loans at
nominal interest rates for capital investment on medium
and commercial scale cash crops.
41. You farm, government buys, guaranteeing a minimum
price for selected crops and facilitate storage of
agricultural products as and when necessary.
42. Creating a national infrastructural development bank
to provide loans at nominal interest rates exclusively for
this sector.
43. Construction of 3,000km of superhighway including
service trunks.
44. Building of up to 4,800km of modern railway lines –
one third to be completed by 2019.
45. At least one functioning airport is available in each of
the 36 states.
46. Ending gas flaring and ensuring sales of at least half
of gas produce, within Nigeria.
47. Speedily passing the much-delayed Petroleum
Industry Bill (PIB) and ensuring that local content issues
are fully addressed.
48. Establishing at least six new universities of science
and technology with satellite campuses in various states.
49. Establishing six centres of excellence to address the
needs of special education.
50. Prioritising the reduction of the infant mortality rate
by 2019 to 3%.
51. Reducing maternal mortality by more than 70%.
52. Reducing HIV/AIDs infection rate by 50% and other
infectious diseases by 75%.
53. Improving life expectancy by additional 10 years on
average.
54. Increasing the number of physicians from 19 per
1000 population to 50 per 1000
55. Increasing national health expenditure per person per
annum to about N50,000 (from less than N10,000
currently).
56. Increasing the quality of all federal government-
owned hospitals to world class standard within five
years.
57. Ensuring timely payment of retirement benefits for all
pensioned senior citizens and creating a poverty safety
net for all aged citizens above the age of 65.
58. Amending the Constitution to require local
governments to publish their meeting minutes, service
performance data, and items of spending over N10
million.
59. Requiring full disclosure in media outlets, of all
government contracts over N100 million prior to award
and during implementation at regular interval.
60. Amending the Constitution to remove immunity from
prosecution for elected officers in criminal case.
61. Initiating action to amend the Nigerian Constitution
with a view to devolving powers, duties, and
responsibilities to states in order to entrench true
federalism and the federal spirit.
62. Reforming and strengthening the justice system for
efficient administration and dispensation of justice with
the creation of special courts for accelerated hearing of
corruption, drug trafficking, terrorism and similar cases
of national importance.
63. Establishing world-class sports academy and training
institutes and ensure that Nigeria occupies a place of
pride in global sports and athletics.
64. Reviving the Nigerian football league and putting
incentives in place to make it as competitive as other
national leagues.
65. Putting in place measures to identify talents early
and ensuring their participation in local and international
games to enable them become professionals.
66. Assisting Nollywood to fully develop into world class
movie industry that can compete effectively with
Hollywood and Bollywood in due course.
67. Ensuring that the rights of women are protected as
enshrined in our Constitution.
68. Guaranteeing that women are adequately represented
in government appointments and providing greater
opportunities in education, job creation and economic
empowerment.
69. Promoting the concept of reserving a minimum
number of seats in the National Assembly for women.
70. Free maternal and children healthcare services.
71. Stabilising the naira.
72. Targeting up to 20% of our annual budget for this
critical sector whilst making substantial investments in
training quality teachers at all levels of the educational
system (some other APC policy documents had 15%).
73. Ensuring compliance with policies and measures to
halt the pollution of rivers and waterways in the Niger
Delta and other parts of the country.
74. Adopting a holistic approach to erosion and shoreline
protection across the country.
75. ECOWAS currency by 2020 under Nigeria’s guidance
and leadership.
76. Maintaining strong, close and frank relationships
within the Gulf of Guinea, the Commonwealth, South
Africa and the rest of the world.
77. Establishing a new special relationship with the
leading emerging markets like Brazil, Russia, India and
China (BRIC) and other strategic partners around the
world.
78. Government intends to commission a sociological
study to determine Boko Haram’s origins, remote and
immediate causes of the movement, its sponsors, the
international connections to ensure that measures are
taken to prevent a recurrence of the evil.
79. Strengthening INEC to reduce, if possible, eliminate
electoral malpractices in Nigerian’s political life.
80. Improving operational and legal mechanisms so that
disciplinary steps are taken against proven human rights
violations by the Armed Forces.
81. Free education at primary, secondary and tertiary
institutions for Science, Technology, Engineering and
Mathematics (STEM) and Education. Source :www.naij.com

Worthless life

#babaonechance

Na wao, 14 yrs back and dey are looking younger today

*** Security forces on red alert
The Independent National Electoral
Commission, INEC, has expressed
optimism that results of the
presidential and National Assembly
elections would be announced on a
national level today.
Accordingly, final collation of the
results would start by 12pm at the
National Collation Centre in Abuja.
INEC said it will only declare results
when they have been collated from the
states.
According to the commission, in spite
of the several glitches that marred the
exercise in some parts of the country,
most results had been collated and
were being expected at the
commission’s headquarters last night.
Chairman of the Commission, Prof.
Attahiru Jega stated this last night in
Abuja when he gave a preliminary
assessment of the polls.
Several challenges, including the late
commencement of elections,
accreditation issues and security
breaches forced the postponement of
the polls in 387 polling units spread
across the Federal Capital Territory,
Abuja, Lagos, Kebbi, Niger, Yobe,
Borno, Adamawa, Jigawa and Taraba
states.
While the elections in the affected
polling units were concluded yesterday,
collation was still being done at the
local government level as at the time
of filing this report.
This came even as the INEC boss
vowed to identify and sanction one of
its Presiding Officers in Taraba State,
who allegedly allowed under-age voting
in his polling unit during Saturday’s
elections.
On the Taraba incident, Jega said
under-age voting is against the law.
“We are investigating the reports and
we will take measures once this is
done.
“There was one clip that has been in
circulation since yesterday (Saturday)
afternoon about an underage voter said
to be from Taraba and we have
mandated our Resident Electoral
Commissioner to investigate it
thoroughly and identify where this
happened and to also identify the
polling official who did it because it is
clearly illegal to allow and underaged
person.
“There were a few other reported cases
in which some observers said they
have seen under aged voting, we are
yet to see details which would have
enable us to investigate these
malpractices,” he said.
On the challenges encountered in
Rivers State, the INEC boss said All
Progressives Congress, APC, wrote the
commission yesterday, calling for the
cancellation of the polls.
The INEC boss also dismissed
concerns that the commission was
under intense pressure to declare
inconclusive elections.
While he said the failure of the card
readers was a big shock to him, he
added that it was very probable that
many of the electoral officials had not
been trained in handling the device.
He also evaluated the situation in Delta
State and said the commission has
received reports that its ad hoc staff
were substituted but that
investigations were already ongoing to
ascertain the veracity of the claims.
On claims by the Peoples Democratic
Party, PDP, that it was leading in 23
states, Jega said he would not know
where the party got its own results.
“I do not know where the PDP
spokesman got his source, but we
have not collated results in 23 states,”
he said.
Jega called on Nigerians to disregard
any result that does not emanate from
the commission.
He urged Nigerians to avoid listening to
such announcements from people that
are clearly partisan.
“The Commission warns strongly
against unofficial announcements and
declaration of results by unauthorised
persons and channels, particularly
online sites. Only INEC is empowered
by law to announce results and it is an
offence for anyone to preempt the
Commission”.
He said the Commission has taken
notice of hitches that were experienced
during the election ranging from
difficulty in using the card readers to
late arrival of INEC officials to the
polling units and security challenges,
adding that efforts would be made to
avert such in future elections.
In another development, Nigerians and
the international community were
yesterday alerted by APC of alleged
ongoing plans by the PDP and
President Goodluck Jonathan to tamper
with the results of Saturday’s elections
and circumvent the people’s will.
Speaking through its National Publicity
Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, in a
statement issued in Lagos yesterday,
APC said it has information to the
effect that some clandestine meetings
were being held with the sole aim of
changing the result of the election.
“The information that we have received
since we issued our last statement is
to the effect that the Jonathan
administration is holding clandestine
meetings with security chiefs and
others with the sole aim of altering or
scuttling the results, which they
consider to be highly embarrassing and
unpalatable, using malleable Resident
Electoral Commissioners, RECs,”
Mohammed said.
Warning that nothing but the authentic
results held by the party’s agents and
all other stakeholders will be
acceptable, and that whoever is
planning to do otherwise should weigh
its implication on the survival of the
nation’s democracy, APC said the
moves to manipulate the results are
also being replicated in some states,
including Bauchi, where everything is
being done to reverse the outcome, and
Imo, where many aides of Governor
Rochas Okorocha are being brutalised
and arrested in hordes.
Mohammed said: “We know they are
stunned dizzy by the crushing defeat
which has been inflicted on them
across the nation, going by the results
in the hands of our agents.
“We know they have activated their
paid media channels to seek to confuse
Nigerians by making outlandish claims
that their presidential candidate is
leading in the elections.
“We know they are counting on
malleable RECs to thwart the will of
the people, and we know they have no
qualms about plunging the nation into
crisis just because of narrow interests.
“This is why we are putting on red alert
all the good people of Nigeria who
trooped out in large numbers, defying
the sun and the rain and against all
odds, to vote for change.
“We are also by this statement calling
on the international community to
urgently prevail on the Nigerian
authorities not to tamper with the
results of the elections as expressed by
Nigerians.
“As we have said many times, we will
accept the outcome of the elections if
they are free and fair. What we will not
accept is the manipulated outcome of
the polls.”
In a related development, security
forces have been deployed in readiness
for any attempts to breach the peace
across the country, after the
announcement of the results of the
presidential elections today.
Our correspondent learnt from top
security sources that more operatives
have been drafted by various agencies
to reinforce operations in any eventual
attempt by miscreants to break the
law.
The source said that security chiefs
were not taking chances over the result
announcement and as such, were
battle-ready.
It was learnt that the security chiefs
have already advised that curfew must
be imposed with immediate effect in
any state where there is imminent
breakdown of law and order.
The source said that State of
Emergency across the country was not
ruled out in view of the alleegd
desperation and agitation that have
characterised the electioneering
processes.
Already in Abuja and environs, there
has been massive deployment of
security, both on the highways and
within the city as well as the
hinterlands.
Soldiers and police operatives were
sighted intensifying road blocks on the
highways into Abuja, delaying
commuters to ascertain their
movements.
Checks have been intensified along the
Keffi-Abuja roads, Kaduna-Abuja,
Lokoja- Abuja roads, as well as any
known routes leading into the Federal
Capital Territory, FCT.
Equally, military and police operatives
are carrying out surveillance in notable
black spots in the territory and
environs as well as in the hinterlands
where miscreants have been identified.
Our correspondents learnt that plain
clothed security operatives, including
operatives of Department of State
Services, DSS and Directorate of
Military Intelligence, DMI, have been
deployed to fish out all categories of
trouble makers for immediate arrest.
Defence Headquarters, DHQ, has said
that citizens need not fear as security
forces will ensure that lives and
property are protected.
In a tweet on its twitter handle, the
DHQ said that it was prepared to
safeguard democracy, indicating that it
would go after all trouble makers.
Meanwhile, results coming in showed
Gen. Muhammadu Buhari still leading
President Goodluck Jonathan in the
presidential race.
In Osun, Ogun, Oyo and Kano states,
results so far released showed Buhari
leading, while President Jonathan
cleared Ekiti State, where he polled
176,474 votes to beat the APC
candidate, who garnered 120,332
votes.
Buhari is coasting to victory in Kano
after results from 20 local governments
were released.
The APC candidate secured the large
chunk of the results from the 20 local
governments announced at the state
INEC headquarters, on Hajj Camp road.
The returning officers from the 20 local
governments took turn to present the
results to the state collation officer,
Prof. Muhammadu Hamisu, with party
agents and observers in attendance.
The local governments, which results
were announced are, Kibiya, Gabasawa,
Albasu, Bagwai, Kunchi, Tsanyawa,
Gaya, Tofa, Rano, Wudil, Bunkure,
Makoda, Gezawa, Garun Mallam, Kura,
Kumbotso, Dawakin Tofa, Ajingi,
Madobi and Kabo.
The results showed that 798, 821
people voted on Saturday, with Buhari,
securing 686, 981 votes, while
Jonathan scored 91, 687 votes.
About 16, 997 votes were declared
invalid.
PDP won all the three senatorial and
the six House of Representatives seats
in Ekiti.
With the development, two APC
senators seeking re-election, Senators
Olu Adetumbi (Ekiti North) and Anthony
Adeniyi (Ekiti South) lost their bids as
well as their House of Representatives
counterparts: Hons Bimbo Daramola,
Oyetunde Ojo, Robinson Ajiboye,
Bamidele Faparusi, and Ife Arowosoge.
In Ogun East, Prince Buruji Kashamu of
the PDP was declared winner with 99,
540 votes to beat his APC challenger,
who polled 84, 001, while the candidate
of the Social Democratic Party, SDP
scored 12, 972 In Ogun Central, APC
candidate, Prince Lanre Tejuoso is
leading.
Senator Sola Adeyeye, APC, won the
Osun Central Senatorial District with
137,379 to PDP’s candidate, who
scored 82,529
In Lagos, INEC has declared the
candidates of APC, winners of Lagos
Island Federal Constituencies 1 and 2.
Mrs. Martha Amadi, the Returning
Officer for the Lagos Island Federal
Constituency 1, said that Mr. Enitan
Badru of the APC polled 15,389 votes
to beat Mr. Lukman Oladipo of the PDP
who secured 5,732 votes.
The Returning Officer for Lagos Island
Federal Constituency 2, Mr. Adekunle
Salvador, said that Mr. Yakubu Balogun
of the APC got 16,437 votes while Mr.
Rahman Salawe of the PDP secured
7,305 votes.
The Returning Officer for Lagos Central
senatorial election, Mr. Adebisi
Adegbola, told journalists that the
election was inconclusive on Saturday
in one council area.
In Delta State, Deputy Leader, House of
Representatives, Leo Okuweh Ogor was
declared winner of Isoko Federal
Constituency election.
Ogor who is being reelected for the
fourth term on the platform of PDP
defeated three other contenders.
While declaring the result, the
Returning Officer for Isoko Federal
Constituency, Dr Omosode Osafile said
Ogor polled 79,052 to defeat his
closest rival, Mr. Daniel Oyovwe of the
APC, who polled 6,626 votes, while the
candidate of SDP came third with 4,257
votes.
Meanwhile, reports from Ondo State
indicated that Governor Olusegun
Mimiko lost the state Central Senate
seat to the opposition candidate.
The result which gave the APC
candidate the advantage further
confirms the inability of the governor to
deliver the state to President Goodluck
Jonathan even as the coordinator of
his campaign in the South-West

dopekush:


na you type dis tin

go type ur own na

Vanpascore:
So d one posted by FFK and Muazu are fake too? @op

neither muazu nor FFK released any figure.

GEJ till Yoruba stop being Hausa slaves

Press statement from the PDP. Read below...
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has
charged Nigerians to totally disregard
misleading figures being circulated by the
APC in the social media as results of the
Presidential and National Assembly
elections in some polling booths.
PDP National Publicity Secretary, Olisa
Metuh in a statement on Sunday said the
figures were “fake and do not represented
the true results which are currently being
collated by INEC, the only body
authorized to release and announce
results”.
“The APC in its desperation for power has
resorted to posting fake results in the social
media in a bid to ambush the electoral
commission, mislead the unsuspecting public to
believe it is winning, all in furtherance of its
grand plot to cause confusion and set the stage
for violence when the authentic results are finally
released.
“We therefore alert Nigerians to be on their guard
and close ranks in resisting the APC’s plot to
plunge the nation into chaos and anarchy. Our
democracy has come to stay and the will of the
people must prevail over and above the parochial
ambition of a selfish few.
“Finally, we strongly caution the APC against its
acts of desperation and use of dishonest
methods including physical attacks against our
members and supporters as these pose great
threat to our democracy, the unity and stability
of our dear nation.
Signed:
Olisa Metuh
National Publicity Secretary

Press statement from the PDP. Read below...
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has
charged Nigerians to totally disregard
misleading figures being circulated by the
APC in the social media as results of the
Presidential and National Assembly
elections in some polling booths.
PDP National Publicity Secretary, Olisa
Metuh in a statement on Sunday said the
figures were “fake and do not represented
the true results which are currently being
collated by INEC, the only body
authorized to release and announce
results”.
“The APC in its desperation for power has
resorted to posting fake results in the social
media in a bid to ambush the electoral
commission, mislead the unsuspecting public to
believe it is winning, all in furtherance of its
grand plot to cause confusion and set the stage
for violence when the authentic results are finally
released.
“We therefore alert Nigerians to be on their guard
and close ranks in resisting the APC’s plot to
plunge the nation into chaos and anarchy. Our
democracy has come to stay and the will of the
people must prevail over and above the parochial
ambition of a selfish few.
“Finally, we strongly caution the APC against its
acts of desperation and use of dishonest
methods including physical attacks against our
members and supporters as these pose great
threat to our democracy, the unity and stability
of our dear nation.
Signed:
Olisa Metuh
National Publicity Secretary

one thing is certain, Buhari can never rule Nigeria again.

the guy is as cute as me

I will gladly sponsor you to Niger Republic by train

slimzypink:
I love the male bankers tho, they are well suited expecially Gt bank

shey na suit u go chop ni