₦airaland Forum

Jackossky:
Dear Freshers, how are you all doing? Yea, finally in Uniben!!! A sage once howled "When you get to Arab, behave like arabians'
All eyes would be on you to extort you, don't buy things at the initial price given to you, instead, divide it by two. School is not a place to form, learn to haggle.
While at it, be responsible. Girls, don't be rude. Guys, ummmm,Yea! They would probably collect her like artifact but don't fight, the tides would tilt to your favour as you go higher.
To those staying outside school hostels, be respectful. Learn to say NO! You understand?

Be careful of friends, your mum must have probably told you this. Anyone you come in contact with on your day of clearance would probably be your friend till you finish the UNI. So, steer clear of the ugly ones. Just sat HI to the pretty and handsome ones, trust me, just a hello and you would be friends for years. Time would mend the relationship.

Lecturers are not your mate even if some seems so; please, respect them. When I say you don't wanna be in a lecturer's black book; believe me 100%.


Never forget, treat the cleaners and security men with utmost respect; it's not as if they want to be in that position but circumstance beg to differ, besides, most have kids that are through with UNI.

E joor oo, don't behave like a sissy, if what's been done is wrong, leave there, don't be the butt of a joke, you don't wanna be morose till you finish Uni.


I welcome you all once again to the citadel of knowledge.
[s]Welcome brain, it takes only a brain to belong.[/s]
Cc
Sola
Stay-lites
Bosses at the top.

wah bout the bus driversmany students behave rudely to them.. please give them utmost respect even if they are rude to you... don't start forming*undergraduate*and for the girls beware of those guys that comes in the name of friendship, some of them r under the association of *catch them young*

SocialFinance:
Were they arrested for doing nothing?

Your lawyer was arrested for $4mil laundering with a BDC and 8n the cause of investigation your finance director was found to be the source of the money.

Your tax declaration and annual income was found to be inconsistent with this and other spending, so need to explain.

Is this too much for them to comply with?

I guess if they were in APC they won't be arrested,or will u say Gandollar is a saint

Draei:
Hey Vivie, how you been?

very good.i lost ur contact.. can you please mesg me on Whatsapp

Draei:
Either your Uniben Admission letter or Acceptance Fee Payment slip is gonna be asked for when you get to the hostel for temporary accommodation. I'll advise you all to take both the photocopy and original of each of the 2 documents along cuz one(original) might be collected while the other(photocopy) will be signed and given back to you as your gate pass whenever you coming in or out.

If you're a guy-------->> HALL 1
if you're a girl--------->> HALL 3 .

Weldone draei,it been while.. Congratulations to everyone that was admitted and to those who were not given the admission remember that loosers are those who give up and not those who fail

They should cancel this election and start again

This is total RUBBISH

I have been trying to speak in tongues,my pastor prays for me and I also do my own personal prayer.. recently i have this feeling inside of me to say something in another language but when i say it the words that comes out looks like am saying rubbish..i am beginning to feel it's not for everyone including me.. Pls i want a strong believer of the gospel to answer this question:is speaking in tongues for everyone?

I love my school

She is beautiful

My man always say okay or thanks.. Like wtf I just stopped saying dah word to him.. He dosnt deserve it if i don't deserve to hear the reply to

He said his account was hacked... Happy More Life to him

infinity00:
I thought you were already a student oh. Baba happy belated matric!



Congratulations!! You are full of surprises, so you really were an aspirant. Which course where you given and what batch?

P.s
Has anybody on this thread met Draei. 2017/2018 fresher's you should do something nice for Draei & wi5dom.

....Draei Draei

infinity00:
Happy Matriculation @Richdee1, @VivienD, @Icosahedron @Edopesin @Chuksdavidkwame and all freshers!

thank you

theapeman:
why date those pigs called naija women?


Apart from their smelly yansh, what can a woman offer in a relationship? And why do guys still behaving like imbec1le giving those apes money and attention

Is ur mother not part of naija women i guess ur mum also v nothing to offer to ur dad apart from her smelly yansh..u r a big definition of the word"FOOL"

And after all dese were does it take you at the end

MissAprokoMedia:
Is that a reason why he snubbed her? Shit... The thing is... Both of them are not willing to get back together, and the asshole of a baby mama continues to serve her p*ssy for Ubi Franklin... Okay Ubi went to Dubai alone... It's to f*ck white women and nothing else... Nigerian men like Ubi deserve to be hanged with a stone around their neck and thrown in to the Atlantic Ocean.... So sad

Madam u followed him to go and f*ck those women abi.. Don't judge pls

Send it to him na

Draei:

Logged out? Hmm...doh!
Check your mail.

Okayy

Draei:
Okay, I hope you get cleared today. When you're in the board room, lemme know...

Wow really ..i was der today.. Was logged out ..can you email me ur Whatsapp no pls

wi5dom:
That's the bad turned good part 'insulting' I think the number 2 in command- Cultist. and later became my "Hi hey-Pa" padi that always wants to gist with me whenever he sight me.

So "BossLady" Viviend dey wine me? Make e no pass JB street oh. I dey wait her

were is JB street? Bdpa or Ekosodin

Draei:

Flexing time is over i guess.

..Yes o

Draei:
Hmm, me i'm a freshman just like others in here sha. Meanwhile, guess you'd need the picture below.. Just passed by board room.

i went der today and saw this.. ThaNks

wi5dom:
Oh Broda....I would have luv to,but my "student Visa" done expirer. Faculty of Education isn't that big, soon you will know Social Hall, Oshodin, PG hall, VTE class and so on if you haven't. And the famous "HotSpot"

Ohh okay.. Am not a broda,i am a sister

SwayG:
2 weeks ago while I was being cleared I saw one of the clearance ofiicer browsing nairaland and laughing loud, other officers came 2..
I wasn't surprised cos Nairaland is popular..

so mind what u say o..some might be watching, decide to know your identity just to give u bad times in school.. be wise

lol but am thinking Draei is also a lecturer cos he knows everything about

wi5dom:
Welcome to the Faculty of Education. I do not have the timetable, but I want to share with you my time and what may be of good use on your table during a test or examination for good grades. If you are under Adult and Non-Formal Education, do learn how to answer questions by writing excessively, for many lecturers like it, love it and can't do without it. And above all, know your lecturer- Let it be your time table.

PS- There is one guy then, the guy can use a whole page to define Adult Education. We wey we just use like 3,4 or 5 lines define Adult Education be like say we no know book when result go show for the Adult Education Notice Board.

I am not in adult education.. I am in def.. Can i see you so at least you can show me around that education cos am kinda lost..