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tourphland:
this girl stays behind my house in oau staff quarters. ......wao happy for her

same here.

Sleekyshuga:
Are you sure that bae isn't a sister to Miss Edo? She has attacked Kachisbarbie on this same matter .. Make una free her biko..

I don free o.
Celebrating miss Anambra now.

MBGN 2015 - Miss Anambra!!!!

fourth runner up. Edo third runner up. Bauchi second runner up. Abuja.

Martiekay:
there are already judges on the show. your home-criticisms are not needed. whoever that you criticize will not see your online posts and if she eventually wins, there's nothing you can do about it

ok. miss Edo's accent is fake.

Martiekay:
You stay here to judge her. what can you do? have you ever appeared on tv? she took a step to represent an entire state. all the contestants are amazing. if you're to criticise, keep it to yourself.

nope. we're to criticize them. if they can't take the heat, they shouldn't be there.

Seven save us from this Ihuoma's photo story

That moment when they ask you about climate change and you know nothing yet you want to fight the negative effects. ..... muah miss anambara

homesteady:
same here.

She didn't even answer the question they asked her.

Miss Abuja has fallen my leg.

Rooting for Miss Bauchi.

miss ebonyi !!!!!!

I don't think they'll be any question and answer segment.

Miss cross river looks a bit plump though.

Martiekay:
My ex friend

ha. who?

I'm crying for miss Akwa ibom. Even miss photogenic she no see.

I hope miss Akwa Ibom wins. She's one of the prettiest. Someone get MC galaxy of the stage

I only hope that's not someone's wedding cake.

I don't trust all these people.

So Amaechi has used style to dodge giving us a clear definition of corruption. Sigh.

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Nmeri17:
awwww....I learnt a lot. many thanks. I can now cook an egg in just 3seconds without magic, how to toast/woo an egg amongst other things. bye bye to wastage of time and kerosene on trivialities

how about you?? have you learnt how to lay eggs yet

I learnt how to walk on eggs,. how to make out with an egg and how to pick a lock with a needle.
The others I learnt were just really nice recipes.
Thank the white brethren for the internet.

Nmeri17:
4 or 5. why??

Whoa.. Hope you learnt a thing or two. Just wanted to see how much you could take.

Nmeri17:
I really cannot thank you enough for directing me to such an insightful and greatly educative page. I'm indebted to you forever!!

You welcome

But seriously, how many videos did you watch?

Nmeri17:
matchew!! maaatttttcccheeeww mmaaaaafuckingtttttttcccccchhhew

I followed all of op's instructions to the letter. OP described it and even attached a pic that looks like an egg that a bite of can cure all the life problems and ailments of an able bodied man. but Alas!! how wrong I was?

I placed the egg in the centre of the computer stockings I used to do primary six (which I kept as a souvenir for nmeri17's children and grandchildren) and relentlessly spun the "nylon" like a female cheerleader after spinning and winding, I had to visit the basement of my comPAND since that's the darkest and gloomiest abyss where I could do that stupid torch test

I came back upstairs and cooked the egg but not without addition of salt as a precautionary measure to avoid the egg cracking. the salt I added was even more than the food I was gonno eat it with and after all that!! see the outcome

immediately I saw the first one looking like the graphic pics of boko haram victims, I cracked the other one small to see if I got lucky with one at least

after it was all over, I came back to notice the egg in the pic isn't even Nigerian -- neither is the hand holding it
CONCLUSION
OP IS A SCAMMER AND BUHARI SHOULD COMMENCE HIS PROBING EXERCISE FROM HIM/HER

You're wasting eggs. Check 'How to Basic' on YouTube to watch amazing videos on awesome stuff to do with eggs. Don't thank me later. Thank me now.

s02

It was mad fun. Kcee is cooooolllll. He dropped cash sha. We nearly kidnapped him. See that guy on MTN tshirt is mean..

houvest:
An excellent performance. Thought we would have heard more of him by now. Did he just disappear into thin air with his millions? Shouldnt the Govt make use of such brains before the US NSA grabs such.

They've grabbed him already. I've been looking for six years now.

I see exam malpractice as a bad thing not necessarily a sin. I also can't condemn someone who engages in such but I'll question every grade you bring in my mind.

JeffreyJamez:
...and I just laughed for the first time today
Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha
*dies *

But the story is not even funny.