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god_of_music: Hehehehe. . . So you like My rap pass me?



#TeamGOM

GOM, who said anything about like?

god_of_music: Wetin you mean



#TeamGOM

Na me you dey give long face? , Your cool sha, but your raps are cooler.

Kslib: Lol.. Viv, you no wan give up?

E no validate nada!

I would have loved to challenge, contest, dispute, confute, refute, oppose, disclaim, contradict, and negate the remaining 10 points you listed but... .. for pity's sake. Let's let the men win this time. You might not be so lucky next time with your male theories.

Smdleg

Kslib: True!! But its all for laughs!!

Thanks for validating my points with this post.. I try.

Rapheal940: Sheen is even more stupid this time and doesn't talk of ultralord. If you watch nicklodeon Jimmy Neutron you will know

Planet sheen isn't a new cartoon .

*yawns*. It's a trick question.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Seun is against contests and debates and wants them cancelled. Says it doesn't drive traffic and it distracts mods. [/color]

Too bad. Though I don't understand 'the drive traffic' issue.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Will not be holding. [/color]

Why not?

Is this Wale's week or something?
These Wale's threads don dey full cyberspace.

I killed it. . I tried joor. Other females should complete it.

Peter and Lola will share a bed tomorrow. Read it here www.mindyourbusiness@.com

koligs: Halloween my foot!!!

That meme has outlived its purpose. Please let it die a peaceful death.

We're approaching Christmas,
Seun is still talking Halloween. .

prof800: ^^^^
baby dance akatakpo..
akatakpo, akatakpo for me.

baby roll ya okoso..
okoso, okoso for me.
KC-Okoso

Is wa o

speedyboi: Abeg to differ. Live recording means a recording being done/done on stage to stage Audience. There can be another type of recording....eg Studio recording.



I don't get this one ooo







I think I agree with others. Nice thread! ....Nothing to add.

Go sleep joor. No be me write dictionary.

Life is also not fair to we---women!! Lets pity the females here sha.

Kslib: 1...... A woman who chases after men is called a "Go-getter", A man who chases after women is called "Woman--wrapper"... Issorait, no wahala!

A woman who chases after men is called a ho, A man who chases after women is just being a man.

Kslib: 2.... A guys asks a lady out, she comes online and broadcasts it,everybody is happy for her. Now,a guy gets asked out by a lady,he comes online and also broadcasts and you start seeing comments like "Ehen, must you say it out--mumu" "You are so childish"... Ok oo! God dey!

A guy asks a lady out, she comes online and broadcasts it, everybody goes 'Is he your next maga'. A guy gets asked out by a lady, he comes online and also broadcasts it and everybody goes 'I admire your babe. She goes for what she wants. She doesn't front or make silly yanga'

Kslib: 3... A woman wears a "jean trouser' and people admire her shape, and call her "HOT". A man wears a skirt and people call him "Gay"..

Why on earth should a man wear a skirt.

Kslib: 4.. A woman lowers her hair(low cut) and people be like "Woow! What a confident lady". A man plaits his hair and they call him "Irresponsible"..

A woman lowers her hair and she might be tagged a lesbian or a cheap skate. A man plaits his hair and he's the new definition of HOT! See Uti Nwachukwu.

Kslib: 5.. A woman gets banged by her Boyfriend, thoroughly enjoys the sex but at the end, still manages to make it look as if she did him a favour----- by sleeping with him..

No comment.

Kslib: 6.. Women wear all sorts of padded bras that gives their boobs and unfair advantage to "deceive" men, BUT still have the audacity to call men who "deceive" them just to get into their pants "HEARTLESS"..

Women go out of their way to look good for and please their man. But a man does nothing at all, deceives them and patiently await a gold medal.

Kslib: 7.. Only a man chases after a woman,she then plays hard to get,finally agrees and the man strikes a relationship with her, takes her for shopping,outing,spends on her,e..t..c , pay her bride price, pay for the wedding costs and she still gets to collect half of his property in the event of a divorce..

Please, she's the weaker sex. You can make more money, get a fresher and younger wife. She remains a lonely divorcee. Probably with the kids.

Kslib: 8.. In todays world, Its perfectly ok for a woman to put on another woman's hair to look like her's, BUT bad for a guy to borrow his friend's car and pose with it as his..

No comment

Kslib: 9.. A woman is expected to give a guy she likes "Green light" and he'll come chasing after her, BUT a man is expected to still chase after a lady he has already given "Green light!".

Someone help me here.

Kslib: 10. A lady who spends much money on a guy is called "Caring". A man who spends much on a lady is called "Mugu"..

A lady who spends so much money on a guy is seen as desperate, clingy or controlling. A man who spends so much on a lady is seen as caring, loving and kind.

A measuring tape should do.
You could ask a tailor to lend you one.

If you've tried every suggestion and yet you still snore, just know this, 'You can't snore and dream at the same time'.
So,pray for nightmares try to dream.

op, That your list is wa o. None of my bad kitchen habit (I don't think I have any sef) falls in that your list.

Aki Hausa or
Hausa groundnut.

Op, your point is?
A teenage girl gets matured emotionally earlier than her male counterparts. She needs an older guy to complement that.

Dannylux: Airtel, why?

Port like Saka. Even the name 'Airtel' is crap.

Riley Freeman - The boondocks. His slightly evil nature is endearing.
Azula- Avatar. I have a thing for villains.

^ ^

Austeenx: [color=orange]Damn! Where can I get the chic's number?[/color]

This is the correct link www.ifollowgetblog.com

Austeenx: [color=orange]Damn! Where can I get this chic's number?[/color]

08032442654
08106352412
07085748574
08058574855
08065241857
07035485742
08138574635
07063256272
08054635253
Thank me later.

Popowaa: With my messy hair

I've always pictured you as fair complexioned. You look pretty though..

Reserved.

Shuga jay: Not really dear, though my parents wedded @ PCN... My mum left d church due 2 reasons best knwn 2 here but I knw itx a church 4 Ohafians

#Re u based in PH??

Yup.

Which kind question we no go see for nairaland.
Yesterday it was 'Your native name and its meaning', today it's 'Your native name and it's translation in pidgin'. I fear tomorrow's question.