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bishop henry: she thinks bt she dont knw.

hw am a player,just because I refuse to post her pix on my wall

Harbosede02: mtchewwwu,leave rove aside,u no well criously!!

hw na

Enegod: bro, just de-activate your fb account... she wan spoil business for you

hmmmm

Philipmems: As the saying goes MANY ARE MADT ONLY FEW ARE ROAMING

yeah

op Picture or e no happen

Harbosede02: Op,iffa slap u ehn!!!u are nt used 2 it,and so?can't u start doing it cos of ur love 4 ha!!sum guys ehn,una principle too much

My rove take am easy now

if he be say them dey return bride price, that means na yoruba girl me wan marry

sorry I stay in Nigeria

Adeniyi A.:
Some ladies dnt command respect but like to demand it, such is ur girl .I've seen girls who used their bfrnds pics as their DPs out of discretion, may be she's done or doing it for u n wants u to reciprocate. unknown to her she can't compel u to do same or love her.
moreover i think she is too ambitious by wanting to be too possessive n gradually leading to obsession.
permit me to say dt she wishes to monopolize n colonize u

bros you harsh oh

skydeep: There is nothing wrong uploading a girl's picture on your wall. What matters is what you tag it or how she appears.

I like my private life private. So am not use to such things

Womanitarian: This guy is a playboy in embryo.....Trust me

bros Abeg oh. Youself done join dey call me player

born_to_be_gr8t: dude if ur chic is hot,not only wud u upload her pics,u wud even tag all ur frnds...come to think of it,even superstars like psquare,wizkid,2face,born_to_be_great,kanye west, even upcoming guyz like 'sweetest guy' nd the rest of us dey upload our chics, guy u no play game reach us,so dude u no get excuse...except ofcourse ur babe is f'ugly

have never done it before so it not my fault, the pix of girls I have ever uploaded on my facebook are that of my sisters, and like keeping my private life secret

My state
Imo state: ORO : average

Where I reside presently
Edo state: comrade gov : average

born_to_be_gr8t: Tell her the truth nw, tell her she's ügly that's why u can't put it

it not that she is ugly, it just that I cant do it. Never done it before and cant start now

cant believe she thinks am a player because I refuse to post her pictures on my facebook wall.

Please did I do anything wrong

Nice smh

crazy Jokes here come laugh away your sorrow

www.nairaland.com/1534558/laugh-me

op and where is our own skelewu.

#oBo

make he go thank he God.


Any girl from auchi here should follow me

crazy Jokes here come laugh away your sorrow

www.nairaland.com/1534558/laugh-me

l£ø_I:

Dummy..d creator wu made it..assigned it 4 use 2 onli 1 partner..

I can decide to tap as many girls as I can. I no say make you no use your own. Leave me make I use my own

eya am using a java phone

thes no get joy for obj and no just only am because me join .


lol

Akpos with two burnt ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him “What happened?” Akpos answered, “I was ironing my shirt and the
phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
ear.” “Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But
what happened
to your SECOND ear?” Akpos replied; The 1.diot called back again”.

Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB
result is out. Akpors: Daddy You rememberJohn wey dey carry
first for our
whole school? he failed… Papa Akpos: That’s terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me
for house? He failed too. Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance? Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition
failed too. Papa Akpos: so how was your own result? Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect?
He failed. Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own
result!! Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, do you
expect me to pass
?? I’m I witch?

Akpos and Isabella were the latest couple in town.
One day, while strolling down the street, they
came to a boutique and Isabella saw a beautiful
dress.
“Akpos, can you please give me
about N10,000 to buy this dress, I left my purse at home.”
Akpos brings out his wallet and
gives Isabella money, “Take N140
naira for transport. Go back house
go bring your purse!”

The government announced that if you have
5 children your salary will be increased by 50
percent.
AKPOS heard the news and said to his wife,
“Darling, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I’m
going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids.”
When he came back, he saw only one of his
children remaining. He asked, “where are the
others?”
His wife replied, you think you are the only one who
heard the news? “THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM!

ok

and you think by commiting suicide your problems will be gone.

So many wish they were alive today and here you are thinking of hw to commit suicide.

My guy let me tell you my story.

Got addmission into a polytechnic in 2009, all through my Nd I was never serious, so when I was in Nd 2, the year I was suppose to round up my National diploma. I got a carry over, it was unlike me because in my household we dont tolerate it,so I couldnt bring myself to tell my mom,I was suppose to have graduated 2011 but I couldnt cause of the carry over and I never told anybody. My mom ask me if am not going to go back for my HND i just kept giving out excuse now fast forward to 2013 i had no choice but to tell her, yes she was angry cause my dad was late,and her second son for that matter misbehaving, she wanted to disown me but I cried and begged her,then I was offered a second chance to start allover again and I dont plan on miss using it.
It could still happen to you, just bring yourself to tell your parents the truth.

My brother suicide is not an option

macof: Rubbish from A-Z

what is the rubish in what he wrote.

Please do clear me.

rip to the dead.

Thanks to God for making me see these day.

https://informng.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/a61309e8cf_clash1.jpg

Makurdi- At least 47 persons were feared dead in two
separate incidents in Benue in what appeared to be a
bloody yuletide in the state following a clash between
Fulani herdsmen and native Tiv farmers at Agasha
and a boat mishap on River Buruku, in Buruku local
government area. Saturday Vanguard gathered that seven persons lost
their lives at Agasha, Guma local government area of
the state in a fresh skirmish between the natives and
Fulani herdsmen. A reliable source told Saturday Vanguard that the
crisis which erupted few days to Christmas spilled into
yesterday, leaving seven persons dead while
property and farmland worth millions of Naira were
also destroyed. ”The crisis started just few days to Christmas when
the herdsmen invaded Nzorov and Gbajimba and from
there they moved to Agasha, burning and destroying
anything in sight.” ”About seven person may have so far been killed in
the fighting, we are yet to account for some missing
persons, but in the next few days, we should be able
to come out with an authentic figure of the dead.”
the source added. Meantime, its all wailing and crying in Buruku, after
about 40 persons were feared dead in a Boxing Day
boat tragedy at River Buruku when the wooden boat
conveying them across the river capsized at the
middle of the river. An aye witness told Saturday Vanguard that, the
victims of the mishap were young fun seekers;
“They met their untimely death while returning from
a picnic on the other side of the river. ”When they arrived the boarding point at about 8pm
yesterday, most of them were drunk, they boarded
the canoe and jam packed themselves in the wooden
boat against the advise of everyone including the
driver that conveyed them. ”Unfortunately, the canoe could not make it to the
other side of the river, it capsized at the middle of the
river; as I speak to you, bodies of most of the victims
are yet to be recovered from the river. When
contacted, the Benue State Police Public Relations
Officer, PPRO, Deputy Suprentendent, DSP, Daniel Ezeala confirmed the death of seven persons in the
Guma crisis but pointed out that he was yet to get the
full details of the Buruku boat mishap.

Source:www.informng.com/bloody-yuletide-47-persons-die-in-boat-mishap-clash-between-tiv-and-fulani

I just want to say: I was here

that one na una business.

For me I will continue to use my dickson for the work he was met to do.

Peace out