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I forget to ask what is going on here

op why you they cover all the good part now.

Wetin we do you

Soloter: Vanguard should get set to defend a record libel suit that shall be instituted against it by Iyabo in no distant time. Only the insane will attribute the so called Iyabo's letter to her. If not stupidity, the government would have used Gbenga instead.

I dont think there will be any libel suit. Let just sit and watch as more story unfold

superstar1: Yimu.

Is it not the evil options they give to you, you will choose from?

There should be room for independent candidature.

yes at the upcoming election,if they dont do well after that we vote them out. That is how it will be till we get the right leader.

Just like it is happening in edo state.

When it happens this way they would learn to present their best at the upcoming election

biafranqueen: Don't mind them she is in the USA and she was not on Rainbow FM and Vanguard has not retracted the letter. Every single one of her family members can say she did not write it, but until Iyabo comes out and says she did not, then I believe she did. Aside from the family issues, I wish we could look deeply into what she said about the political aspect of trying to do something for the people. I happen to have family that hold offices in Nigerian politics,they were also schooled abroad and had hopes in changing Nigeria and standing up for the people. Unfortunately, they said it is nearly impossible. The old guard does not want to change the way they conduct affairs in Nigeria. It just saddens me that we as a people continue to support leaders that openly abuse power. How can things change when people are still thinking that corruption is the order of the day. Amechi even told us that when they leave a bunch of new crooks will step in and we the people won't do nothing about it. I wish we could prove him wrong.

Leaders are a reflection of the people

The Nigeria politics is becoming clearer everyday to we the voters and I believe at the next election, we shall tell we hold the key to this country and not them.

I thought the said woman is in Us

How come she was in rainbow fm to discredit the said letter

waiting for a girl to sweep me off my feet

Sunny_bobo: They are viewing as guests.

HAha ha ha falls from rice tree

progressive.

And the looting continues

A Prof and Akpos was
seating next to each other in a
long flight.
Prof said to Akpos: lets play a
game, I will ask you a question and if you didn’t get
the answer, you will pay me $50,
and if u ask me a question and I
don’t get the answer, I will pay you $5000. The Prof started: What is the distance from the earth
to the
moon?
Akpos doesn’t say a word, he
reaches his pocket and pulls
out a $50 and gives it to him. Now it’s Akpos turn to ask, He said: What goes up
the hill
with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?
The Prof thought for a long time,searches the net, and
asked all his smart friends but couldn’t get the
answer. He reached his pocket, pulled out a $5000 and gave it
to Akpos. The Prof got mad and asked Akpos:
Well, what the hell goes up the
hill with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?.
Akpos just dipped his hand into
his pocket and gave Prof $50
and said: I don’t know also.

WhatsApp, Last seen = 1 minute ago…..

Viber, Last seen = 3 minutes ago….

Twitter, Last tweet = 4 minutes ago…..

BBM, Last message = 5 minute ago

The HOLY BIBLE, Last opened = 31st night.

#God is soaking your cane in kerosene#…

Short jokes

Wife: If I knew you were this Poor, I wouldn’t have
married you! Akpos: What do you think I meant when I said you
were the only thing I have in this world?”




Teacher: Akpos , why are you sleeping in class? Akpos: Your voice is so sweet ma’am. it made me
sleep… Teacher: Why aren’t others sleeping? Akpos: They are not listening to you ma’am

Akpos was walking through a supermarket to pick up
a few things when he noticed an old lady following
him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and
continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but
she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said,
“I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my
son, who just died recently.” “I’m very sorry,”
replied Akpos, “is there anything I can do for you?”
“Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say
‘Good bye, Mother’? It would make me feel so
much better.” “Sure,” answered Akpos. As the old woman was leaving, Akpos called out,
“Goodbye, Mother!” As he stepped up to the
checkout counter, he saw that his total was GH¢250.
“How can that be?” He asked, “I only purchased a
few things!” “Your mother said that you would pay
her,” said the cashier.

A Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world,
I’d take it and throw it into the river”. And the
congregation cried, “Amen!”
“And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it
and throw it in the river”. And the congregation
cried, “Amen!” “And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world,
I’d take it all and throw it in the river”. Again the
congregation cried, “Amen!”
The preacher sat down.
Then Deacon Akpos stood up & said: “For our closing
hymn, let’s turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, ‘We shall drink from that river”.
The congregation screamed HALLELUJAH!!!

Teacher: Class, today you’ll give an example of a
pronoun and then one sentence with your example.
Tunde : HER
Teacher:Okay, your sentence now
Tunde: Give her her book, it’s hers
Teacher: Good, yes who else? Akpors : HIM
Teacher:Okay, form a sentence with it.
Akpors : Give him him book, it’s hims
Teacher: Idiot!!, it’s jazz, not hymns!

On a wedding day, the pastor asked the usual
question:
”Anyone who feels the couple should not be joined
in holy matrimony should speak now or forever
remain silent”
Akpors raised his hand from the back. On seeing him, the bride fainted and when she was
revived, the pastor asked Akpors why he raised his
hand.
Akpors replied: ”I just want to tell you that we
can’t hear you well from the back.”

@ mod can you people take this thread to the front page

Would like to know the answer to the question asked there

www.nairaland.com/1556577/scared-gej

op you just asked a million dollar question.

And I also want to know the answer to this question.

who is scared of Gej?

Am going to suggest this topic for front page, and we should all do.

My Demelza

op my problem is kind of different.

Getting a girl to like me is not a problem, my main problem is keeping them.

A few weeks ago I ended a 2 months relationship just for nothing, woke up one morning and just decide to call the whole thing off.

My longest relationship is 3 months

And am not good at keeping conversion

andycraze happy brith day

As the HOLY boy make I be, Na just 1 girl I don f<ck

laughs and fall from Garri tree

and you people just gave it more views

lorretta u: Lemme get this straight. Guys don't want anyone to fvck their sisters but they want to fvck other people's sisters?

It is well

guys are overprotective when it comes to family,like me I wouldnt want anyone hurting my junior sis, am outsider I can bear with since idont know him that much. But a friend,we go kill ourselves

man it is very bad oh.

I could remember the last time I tried it on one of my friends sister.

The mistake I made was that I told him before I wanted to start running the package.

The guy use mouth spoil my name for were the girl dey.

Girl make be dey show sign, all of a sudden stop to dey show sign.

Well for me oh i cant let my best friend date my sis,that i realized later that things like that can come between 2 friends.

You just imagine for a moment your friend explaining to you the way he hanged you sis op how would you feel

op lie lie.


Picture or it didnt happen

OsunOriginal: So because corruption didn't start with Jonathan admin means he should not do anything to stop it?

From this response, we know your tribe - the pathetic Igbo tribe.

I wouldnt bring myself down to your level but know this.

Every nigeria leader is corrupt even the ones you blindly follow. Open your eyes this are the reason Nigeria is not growing as a country.

Cause we celebrate criminals.

Smh

well he has every right to air his view,he might be right in some ways but that corruption didnt start with jonathan and will not end with end with him.

Instead of us shouting allover the social media,it time to start acting.

I will keep sayin it Nigeria does not have a political party which has his citizens at heart.

But everyday we come to nairaland killing ourself over them when dey dont actually care about us,if it not igbo vs yoruba,it would be christian vs moslem.

We should start now and start holding leaders cause well if not we are heading no where.