₦airaland Forum

Nokulunga Shandu, a young beautiful woman was at a
lake and decided to take a swim. She saw a man
looking at her but she decided to swim anyway.
After taking off her clothes she dive quickly dived in.
AKPOS: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake!
SHANDU: Then why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
AKPOS: Well, that's not prohibited.

flolancracker: guy wake the fawwk up!

Bros wetin sup, you wan follow me share my babe

luvinhubby: Politics is a game of numbers and influence, Wammako was adopted by PDP from ANPP and Shagari stepped aside for him to contest despite the fact that he won the primaries, in as much as I dislike PDP as a party with their philosophy of `chop-I-chop`, Wammako can decamp to APC but the I doubt if he can carry along the party structure that was on ground before he came in.
My two kobo shaa!!

I dont think he would be able to carry the body structure along with him to apc,
With him and his deputy not on good terms it will be more internal crisis and the body structure might just split into 2

Deputy Governor Mukhtari Shagari of Sokoto State has
stated that he would never leave the Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP) and declare for the All
Progressive Congress (APC) as Governor Aliyu
Magatakarda Wamakko did. Mr. Wamakko is one of
several PDP governors called the G-7 who had formed a splinter group of the party before most of them
announced their decision to join the APC.

Speaking to journalists at his residence, Mr. Shagari
said he was one of the founding fathers of the PDP in
1998, adding that the party had done enough for him
to remain in it. He stated that he had twice been made
a senior minister under the party, he was given the
ticket to contest the Sokoto state gubernatorial election in 2007, and later agreed to be the running
mate to Mr. Wamakko when the governor decamped
to the PDP. “Therefore, I cannot just abandon the
party that made me and even honored me with
national honors of Commander of the Federal
Republic,” Mr. Shagari said.

The deputy governor also added that, for the more
than five months that Mr. Wamakko had been going
around consulting, the governor had never even once
briefed him of his intention to dump the PDP. A SaharaReporters investigation confirmed that
Governor Wamakko had since stopped allowing Mr.
Shagari to act as governor whenever the governor
traveled out of the state.

On Monday, Mr. Wamakko stated that the five
governors who defected to the APC had resolved to
dump the PDP for good. Addressing State House
correspondents after a meeting of some PDP
governors, including three of the G-7 governors, with
President Goodluck Jonathan in Abuja, Mr. Wamakko announced that five members of the PDP’s G-7
governors had defected to the All Progressives
Congress (APC). He explained that he attended the
meeting following a presidential invitation to him and
his other colleagues. He said that the meeting gave
him the opportunity to explain to Mr. Jonathan that the G-5 Governors who defected no longer consider
themselves members of the PDP.

“Well, the meeting went on very well because some
of us came here as governors to discuss [a] PDP
matter and our position has been known. On behalf of
the five of us, I have already briefed Mr. President on
our position as G-5 that we are no longer in the PDP
mainstream and that we are already in another party,” Mr. Wamakko said.

Culled from sahara Reporters

source:www.informng.com/sokoto-governor-wamakko-deputy-governor-part-ways/

Arosa: Lol, you are an anomaly, this must be you then.

how u take know

CHRIS ANUCHA, Port HarcourtThere was clash in Etche
Local Government Area of Rivers yesterday,
between supporters of the Supervising Minister of
Education, Chief Nyesom Wike and Pro- Amaechi
group. The incident, which took place at Etche Local
Government Headquarters, Okehi, saw some groups
of youths, armed to the teeth and shooting
sporadically, thereby, causing pandemonium in the
area. Activities in the area were paralyzed for several
hours while travellers avoided the route. Some civil servants, who reported for duty that early
morning were said to have been rattled by sound of
gunshots, as they were seen running helter-skelter,
to prevent being hit by stray bullet. Daily Sun gathered that the gun-trotting youths,
believed to be members of the Grassroots
Development Initiative(GDI), were protesting the plan,
by the local government chairman, and stronger
supporter of Governor Chibuike Amaechi, Mr Reginald
Ukwuoma, to join the All Progressives Congress(APC). The rampaging youths were said to have carried a
coffin, which they dumped at the entrance of the local
government headquarters, before they went on a
shooting spree, chanting anti-Amaechi, anti-Ukwuoma
and anti-APC songs. Though, the timely intervention of
policemen averted what would have resulted in a bloody clash many people still sustained injuries. One of the prominent politicians in Etche, Chief Emma
Anyanwu blamed the clash on the local government
chairman. According to him, Ukwuoma was heating
up the polity in Etche, through his actions, especially,
his planned defection to APC. But an attempt to reach the chairman of Etche Local
Government Area proved futile, as his phone numbers
were not going through, when Daily Sun called. Meanwhile, the Publicity Secretary of GDI, Mr.
Samuel Nwanosike has denied the allegation that it
was members of GDI that perpetrated the act. According to him, it was the people of Etche, who
revolted against the chairman for planning to join APC.
He explained that the people voted for him as the
chairman, under the platform of the Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP) and wondered why he
decided to dump the party. Nwanosike disclosed that the people were also
aggrieved that Ukwuoma did not consult the 19
wards that made up Etche local government before
trying to decamp to APC.

Source:www.informng.com/amaechi-wike-groups-clash-in-rivers/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

the article is so on point.

I still cant figure out why the nigeria media would want to feed the nigeria populance with false news.

All just for them to sell.

Well that the reason I love channels

hmmm0mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



Okkkk I don read am


Next------->

date hmm my one and only love demelza

To slap the Op

Arosa: So you are a dirty boy?

yes a very dirty one

this is so me but.


I have girls

amadioha has not answered yet. Just wait a little bit

every day we must read one do and dont for nairaland Na wa oh

Lokili: “Hey Opiro! I just got my
BlackBerry torch. I’ll buy my pin next week”

Opiro: “Hmmm? U try o! Me don dash pipiro my own
oh”

Lokili: “Ah!:O why na?”

Opiro: “because BlackBerry don tire me, now na BB I dey
use!”

Lokili: “wow! U are rich oh! I envy u, Is ur BB
Samsung or Nokia?”

Opiro:” Noooooooo! How can I use those cheap BB!
It’s Microsoft na ”

Lokili: “Wow! Dat one must b very
expensive oh! Shey BlackBerry can ping BB? Just give
me your pin so dat i can Call u when I buy my own
pin”

Opiro: “Eyaaa, I’m sorry. I left my pin at home, u
know its not safe
walking around with your pin, E fit chook me!!!

na who mumu pass?

Akpos went to a native doctor and requested to know how bright
his
destiny would be.
The native doctor drew a circle
with
a white chalk and another circle with a black chalk. After that, he
placed a dead millipede on the
floor and asked
Akpos to watch carefully.
He said he would recite some
incantation to make the dead millipede start crawling. He told
Akpos that
if the millipede crawls into the
white circle, it means that his
destiny will be
bright but if it crawls inside the black circle, it means his destiny
will be dark.
Finally he started his incantation
and the dead millipede started
crawling. When it got in between
the two circles, it turned and started crawling towards the
black circle.
Akpos watched and immediately
it was about entering the black
circle, Akpos
picked it and gently dropped it inside the white circle.
The native doctor who got furious
asked Akpos why he did that, Akpos replied; i won’t
fold my arms
and watch my destiny crawl into
darkness because my destiny is in my hands.

Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the play
ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the
car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a “Passionate
Embrace.” Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely
contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his
mother excitedly….”MOMMYMOMMY,
IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND..” Mommy
tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground
and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt
Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy…” At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny,
this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the
rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on
Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.” At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell
his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car
into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the
seat, and…..”then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same
thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy
was in the army.”

A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale’s man,”whats so special about the parrot ?”
Sale’s man says the parrot can talk
so the lady asks the parrot, “how
do i look ?”
The parrot replied “you look like a prostitute!”
The lady got pissed off, and tells the sale’s man that its a very rude
parrot and she cannot buy it.
The sale’s man told the lady to
please wait for two minutes, so
he took the parrot to the back of
the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when
he pulls the parrot out, he says, “if
you disrespect out there i will
soak you in water again.
Then he took the parrot back
outside. The salesman asked the lady to
ask the parrot questions again.
LADY : If i come home withone
man what would u think ?
PARROT : He’s your husband.
LADY : Two men ? PARROT : Your husband and his
brother.
LADY : Three men ?
PARROT : Your husband, his
brother and your brother.
LADY : Four men ? PARROT : Sir, please just bring the
bucket of water, I already told you
she is a prostitute!

see the way una just dey waste time dey kill una self for here for wetin no be una business.

Well I no belame una Na work Make them employ una make una dey do.


Apc Pdp apga------- thieves

Abeg jare make I go dey drink my zobo

Trash

East of Eden.

Korea movie

Workers in Edo State on Monday suspended their one-
week-old strike, following the intervention of the Oba
of Benin, Omo N’oba Erediauwa. Erediauwa had on Friday last week held a meeting
with the leaders of the state chapters of the Nigerian
Labour Congress, Trade Union Congress and Joint
Action Committee, leading to the suspension of the
strike. The labour leaders however demanded that their
demands be met by the state government by the end
of January 2014.
The workers in heeding to Erediauwa’s pleas,
however, said the Permanent Secretary in the state
Ministry of Environment and Public utility, Major Lawrence Loye (retd.), be removed, over Friday’s
clash between his aides and some labour leaders,
where the state chairman of the NLC, Emma
Ademokun, sustained injuries to the head and other
parts of the body. Ademokun during a press conference in Benin, said
labour had met with government four times within the
last week, where he said some agreements were
reached, adding that the Oba’s intervention also led
to the suspension of the planned one-week protest,
which would have started from Monday. The workers, however, expressed their
disappointment with the way Governor Adams
Oshiomhole had so far handled labour-related matters
in the state. They urged the government to “learn to attend to
labour issues promptly so as to nip crisis in the bud.”

Source:www.informng.com/edo-workers-suspend-strike-as-benin-monarch-intervenes/

iterator25: And baby shall be named musiwa

which one na

apoti: ******update********

Wow I can't believe this thread is on fron page.

My wife dilated to 10cm within 3 hours. And she push the baby out within the next 30 mins. My wife is sooooo incredible.

bro I been think say you don forget us


BIG congratulation.

Hope you go buy us some bottles now

I don refresh tire If my mb no finish today he go remain small

op na Wa oh, why you come hang us for here na men just dey refresh.


Come give us the gist abi you don forget Nairaland

So what do you want me to do now.

Should I bring a clipper for you

ehen I still dey wait oh

Fynestboi: lol i knw na, i just want that..

k

Fynestboi: Jumong

Jumong is korea ni


For me I will go with chan