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pc guru: "am going out,wanna join me ?" works all the time.

nice line u got there boss. I think I might stole it

Hop in to the boat with u guys. Let row

Montalo: Go get yourself something doing.

thank u boss can u get one for me

Ok guyz let have fun. What is ur favourite line when asking a girl out.

Mine:
Babe I Luv you talk Ur own

My guy she is not into u simple. U are not her type. Dont u get the message she has give to you. My brother Na friendzone u dey so

NAIJA NO DEY CARRY LAST. Instead the report card go miss

Was out celebrating with my friends i drank alot that day. Then suddenly a call came in from my uncle asking me to come home. I left in a hurry drunk. Got a motorcycle and was heading home, half way through we had an accidents I got up didnt bother to ask question gave the okada money left my change with him and was heading home on foot. When i got home didnt bother to go answer my uncle went straight to bed without feeling any pain. But oh boy when i wake up for morning i meet myself for hospital with injuries all over my body na then i come begin feel pain from the accident. Since that day i vow never to be drunk again

Operation sweep our judiciary system clean

Seun what do I do now as I forgot to comment my reserve.

Hope u guys made sure u summited ur script

ojingbe: I was unable to check my result too

Na wa oh wetin we no go hear. Everybody the find customers

Aklofs: Will u b my spouse den?
If u akcept i'll kal u cashew.

LMAO ABEH I CAnt fit laugh oh. So wetin u wan come do to grape now

nice one jamb should reduce the damn thing. They caused it

na so deploy all the deployable

[quote author=Mr. 1234]First of all, in Ilorin here ѠĤƐŔƐ I wrote my own exam the cbt I mean, it was pretty smooth and I must commend jamb. For those thinking its easier than the PPT, nah it isn't. Its still a standard exam and an exam will always be an exam. The atmosphere was 'examinationish'. And plus, there wasn't anything like question paper type so ₪ø̲̣̣ free marks. Shey U̶̲̥̅̊ can see that?

The papers lasted for 3hrs 30mins and ur time starts once you log in. It takes 2seconds for each question to load and on my observation ur exam time stops when those two seconds are loading so the loading doesn't affect Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я time. What else?

Yeah, the exam was written under air-con and I had to button my shirt up to my neck . 3hrs ₪ø̲̣̣ be small tin under ac.

There were passages in the english language, two to be precise. The question modes were J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ like paper testing. Before the exam I was thinking due to unpreparedness jamb might not be able to bring too many calculation or diagramatic problems in maths or physics or biology but believe M̶̲̥̅Ƹ number base, indices, integration, circle geometry, waves, circuit diagrams were all staring at M̶̲̥̅Ƹ like this. I even stole a glance at a girl's computer around
M̶̲̥̅Ƹ, I was seeing something like an hibiscus or flambouyant flower. So peeps, the cbt was standard enough o

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I finished my four subjects phy, chem math, english at exactly 3hours 10mins and when you're sure you're through, you click on submit, finally submit and then a message is brought to you sayoing "Thank you for writing UTME 2013" and there's the option 'view my results now' buh I didn't view anything o. Nobody wants to die. The pressure of the exam was still in my body.

The only confidence I think I have is the presumed credibility of the marking which we all are thinking there's not gonna be any wayo or magomago in it and I sincerely hope so. I still haven't checked my result tho.

Wish M̶̲̥̅Ƹ goodluck.


I wish every other person who havent done theirs maximum goodluck too.

Peace![/quote]no this is what i call an examination as everybody will be force to read in other to pass

ojingbe: i write o he dey fine but neva check ma result

i been think say na instantly u dey get ur result

Fynestboi: i tire ooo

he be like say the result no good

Nobody write today i think so. Abi na so the exam hot reach sota una no wan tell us wetin happen

nobody write the cbt

No mercy for the terrorists except the innocent wives and children

when am angry. I just listen to music.

Op na wa for u oh. She says she is in love with some other guy and u are here asking how u will know if she is in luv with u.

My guy u cass serious oh. Abeg go look for ur own leave another person babe alone

Wish u guys success and seriously praying that Jamb reduce their cut off mark to 170

otokx: Straight 5 working days and there is no NEPA in University of Port Harcourt.

you no know where phcn office dey.

Phcn dey use light spoil us for auchi.

bros i don search i don tire but no otuoke std for here

don buchi: ACN, CPC you are alone on this. I am yet to here from APC Chief - Buhari.

Like he is confused

he is thinking of a way to score cheap point that why he has been silent

People i can vote for.
GEJ
ROCHAS
FASHOLA
ANY BODY from the north except.

People i can never vote for even if they contest 20 times

Buhari
ibb
atiku

RIP TO THE DEAD

DEATH @ EVERY CORNER WHAT IS HAPPEN?

eko ile and co so u people are still trying to win cheap point with people's life nonsense. MR PRESIDO carry go we dey ur Back. Fu.k that senate bastards

good one my president