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 Politics › Re: Boko Haram Carries Out First Attack On Niger Republic by vjsmiles: 2:26pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
mkpakanaodogwu:
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| Celebrities › Re: Gov. Fashola Attends Olamide’s Baby Dedication [PHOTO] by vjsmiles: 2:13pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Airforce1:never finish ur album  30 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Life Stages Of A Girl, Funny But Truthful by vjsmiles: 1:30pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
| Romance › Re: Life Stages Of A Girl, Funny But Truthful by vjsmiles: 8:58am On Feb 06, 2015 |
| Crime › Re: 45-year-old Father Rapes Daughter, 11, In Bauchi by vjsmiles: 7:16am On Feb 06, 2015 |
| Family › Re: Happy Birthday To Lalasticlala ! by vjsmiles: 7:14am On Feb 06, 2015 |
lofty900:   |
| Family › Re: Happy Birthday To Lalasticlala ! by vjsmiles: 7:13am On Feb 06, 2015 |
hope this thread doesnt get hidden. and oh btw happy birthday! ىeun really has a rare gem in you  |
| Family › Re: Please Help! My Wife Is Too Sexually Uptight / Rigid by vjsmiles(op): 7:10am On Feb 06, 2015 |
phiszo:i thought she will change |
| Family › Re: Please Help! My Wife Is Too Sexually Uptight / Rigid by vjsmiles(op): 6:49am On Feb 06, 2015 |
[quote author=temitak post=30470993][/quote]thanks ma'am .this will help |
| Family › Re: Please Help! My Wife Is Too Sexually Uptight / Rigid by vjsmiles(op): 6:48am On Feb 06, 2015 |
Redoil:polygamy is a no no for me |
| Family › Re: Please Help! My Wife Is Too Sexually Uptight / Rigid by vjsmiles(op): 6:47am On Feb 06, 2015 |
Redoil:polygamy is a no no for me 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Please Help! My Wife Is Too Sexually Uptight / Rigid by vjsmiles(op): 6:46am On Feb 06, 2015 |
koolet: i dont cheat good morning 1 Like |
| Politics › Jonathan Goes To School: A Tale Of A Troublesome President-vjsmiles by vjsmiles(op): 6:42am On Feb 06, 2015 |
Once upon a time there was a pupil named Jonathan. Jonathan was quite a lucky chap and witty one too. When his luck failed him, he made up a clever tale. Once he said he had no shoes; he also took advantage by pretending he had no clues. But he was just lazy and loved too much booze. Jonathan was a truant. He was always late to his classes and never did his homework. While the other students studied, he surrounded himself with girls. Fascinated by his babes and knocked out by his booze, Jonathan’s school attendance was merely a ruse. Jonathan was a bad boy. He was the type of student that always scaled the fence. He would be seen in the marketplace, hanging around with other bad boys. Jonathan loved the bad boys. He would defend them, protect them, and surround himself with them. When they got in trouble and were grounded, he found ways to bail them out. The hooligans loved him as he loved them. He even called them his “siblings,” and real family. He was a thug and never ashamed of it. Jonathan was a bully. After one of his cunning tales got him appointed as the class president, he raided the class, taking everyone’s shoes then made a shoe store. He told the class he had transformed their lives. “Look at that! Now you have a shoe store,” Jonathan beamed. Jonathan had a friend named Bafarawa. Bafarawa was a true friend. When the classmates wanted to pounce on Jonathan, Bafarawa said “he is still learning.” Then one day it was time for the final exam. Jonathan was not ready. He had used the candle only for notorious deeds. He had burned the lamp oil only to play dice. Jonathan had never opened a textbook. He had never taken notes nor done any assignments. He didn’t know his teachers names, and had no idea what the subjects were. Jonathan planned to cheat, but he wasn’t sure he would pass. Jonathan was sweating. He was perplexed. He couldn’t see his good luck or wittiness getting him out of this one. He raided the rooms of smart students and carted away their computers and study materials, but that didn’t help. As Jonathan got more and more desperate, he tried to bring all his classmates down so he could pass by being above the curve, but no one was listening. Not just the class, or the school but the entire community now knew Jonathan. They were all tired of his pranks. Jonathan figured he will have to study, so he tried his best to do a crash course. He invited gangsters from neighboring towns to help him out, but that got him nowhere. He borrowed money and bought the best study tools, but it was just too late. He even bought printers to print his homework. The teacher said it was neat, but you passed your deadline. Finally when all else failed, Jonathan figured the only way will be to get the exam postponed so he can get time to prepare. Questions: Do you think Jonathan will be successful in getting the exams postponed? Do you think Jonathan can pass the exam? What do you think his classmates, teachers and the community will do to Jonathan as he plays his last ‘witty’ games? |
| Literature › Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Nominated For Grammy Award With Beyonce by vjsmiles: 5:23am On Feb 06, 2015 |
black version of beyonce. dassol |
| Family › Please Help! My Wife Is Too Sexually Uptight / Rigid by vjsmiles(op): 5:20am On Feb 06, 2015 |
unfortunate I have to share my intimate secrets with total strangers on this forum but this bothers me a lot. My wife and I have been married for 4 years but its all the same. Sexually my wife is too uptight. I have tried all I could to liberalize her mind concerning sex, but to no avail. Here are some issues I have with my wife's sexual inhibition. She does not think a woman should initiate sex and she doesn't. We have only had sex in the bedroom because she wont get turned on if I try another place. We only do missionary style as she is reluctant to learn new skills and doggy to her is somehow animalistic. We cant have sex if we are in mine or my parents house. We cant have sex if any of her siblings of mine are around she doesn't want them to hear her moan. We only have sex on weekends as she get tired after work. We have never had quickie. like sex after she is fully dressed for occasion.. for where. I asked her if she had any sexual fantasies she replied NO She doesn't shave her pubic hair. No sex with lights on Mouth Action? my D can not even touch boobs talk less of her mouth. Neither does she allow me to go down on her The issue is I am not faithful to her. I have slept with numerous babes after our marriage. I kept using her sexual up-tightness as excuse to cheat. Now I want to change but my wife too must change. Some advised counseling, others advocate porn to dis-inhibit her mind. Pls Libers how do I turn my wife to a freak in bed. I have discussed with her many times with promise to change but still the same. please matured advices 1 Like 1 Share |
| Nairaland General › Newbie! My E Family by vjsmiles(op): 7:33pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
hello all i am a newbie here who just registered recently here although i have been a guest since august i am a very nice jovial and very funny personality i would like to make new friends as well as experience the fun drama and thrill of this great e forum. thanks and God bless |
| Politics › Re: General Buhari's Military Government by vjsmiles: 7:08pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
Seun:goodday is that a mistake or comprehensive vulgar 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › What Is Wrong With This Photo? by vjsmiles(op): 2:49pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: How To Know If Your Boyfriend will Become Rich One Day — If Not... by vjsmiles: 2:18pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
redgem:sure! it exfoliates the fats stored due to numerous factors like regular intake of alchohol etc. |
| Career › Re: My Boyfriend Wants Sex. What Do I Do? by vjsmiles: 12:44pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
so sex is now a career  |
| Health › Re: Chinese Woman Wakes From Coma Speaking Only English by vjsmiles(op): 12:29pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
| Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2015 (3 - 0) On 5th February 2015 by vjsmiles: 12:22pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
mukina please what time is [size=30pt]ARSENAL[/size]VS CHELSEA |
| Romance › Re: 5 Weird Things Some Naija Girls Do by vjsmiles: 12:18pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
asking for brazillian hair gucci shoes iphone6 designer pants. aint that weird #continues sipping my dogoyaro 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Health › Re: Chinese Woman Wakes From Coma Speaking Only English by vjsmiles(op): 12:13pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
Sissy3, dominique, lalasticlala? seun ? ishilove mukina2 |
| Romance › Re: How To Know If Your Boyfriend will Become Rich One Day — If Not... by vjsmiles: 11:52am On Feb 05, 2015 |
nairaland is now a fortune telling shrine issoryt sips my moringa  16 Likes 1 Share |
| Health › Chinese Woman Wakes From Coma Speaking Only English by vjsmiles(op): 11:51am On Feb 05, 2015 |
A Chinese woman who regained consciousness after suffering from a stroke found that she had lost her native Chinese and could only speak English— which she hadn’t used in over 30 years, Central European News reported. Liu Jieyu, 94, stayed in the hospital in a coma-like state two weeks ago. Doctors diagnosed her with a cerebral infraction, a type of stroke where blood supply is limited rather than cut off by a blockage. Doctors said her survival wasn’t guaranteed, so they were surprised when the woman uttered in English: “Where am I? What is happening?” Jieyu’s family said she had not spoken the language since she had been an English teacher nearly three decades ago. She has spoken only Chinese since her retirement to southern China’s Hunan province, where she lives with her family. “I can’t ever remember having a case like this before, but we anticipate [that] with proper rehabilitation and rest, she should regain the ability to speak Chinese,” 45-year-old medic Tao Hou, who treated Jieyu, told CEN. “We assume that the area dealing with her ability to speak Chinese has been damaged, but brain cells have an ability to repair themselves to a certain extent.” http://xposee..com/2015/02/chinese-woman-wakes-from-coma-speaking.html?m=1 1 Share
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| Romance › Re: Ways On How To Overcome A Heartbreak(come In) by vjsmiles(op): 10:54am On Feb 05, 2015 |
farano ma'am frontpage please |
| Romance › Re: Ways On How To Overcome A Heartbreak(come In) by vjsmiles(op): 10:47am On Feb 05, 2015 |
[quote author=ovuemenjoy post=30443793][/quote] rule 5. Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland. seun good morning |
| Politics › Re: Apc Are Now Giving Free Recharge Cards To Voters? (pic) by vjsmiles(op): 10:37am On Feb 05, 2015 |
quote me at your [color=#000000] own [/color] peril |
| Politics › Re: Apc Are Now Giving Free Recharge Cards To Voters? (pic) by vjsmiles(op): 10:28am On Feb 05, 2015 |
quote me at your own peril |
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