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PoliticsRe: See Gov Fayose Dancing After Winning all The Elections In Ekiti by vjsmiles: 2:50pm On Apr 26, 2015
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 26th April 2015 by vjsmiles: 2:36pm On Apr 26, 2015
malonephill:
imagine!!!
ronald4lif go know where hin dey tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 26th April 2015 by vjsmiles: 2:23pm On Apr 26, 2015
baybeeboi:
i say who get handjerchief for here?
grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 26th April 2015 by vjsmiles: 2:22pm On Apr 26, 2015
[size=14pt] Abeg who don see blackett grin


all this man u fans wey dey make noise na 4:30 una go sabi grin grin [/size]
RomanceRe: Don't Be Tagged an Hypocrite... by vjsmiles: 2:13pm On Apr 26, 2015

HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 10:14am On Apr 26, 2015
KingTom:
Find out the kind of music the cockroach likes, then play it for it grin
grin grin
[size=14pt] GOAT grin [/size]

HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 8:57am On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247:
Yh go doctors they will use something like twisers to get it out .
[size=14pt] it's kinda like the small one's cry
but anyways i'll go see a doc...
thanks smiley [/size]
HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 8:53am On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247:
Ahhhhh
Vj i hate roaches ewwww .. Creepy crawlies lol
N to think it went in ur ear . I'll judt faint ..
Did u go doc or called energency line..
How id der cocroach there self d ones here r like ants lol
[size=14pt] i'm just frenzied cry

the cockroach is dead after applying some ointment but it's still in there cry [/size]

HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 8:39am On Apr 26, 2015
MizMyColi:
Just tilt your head.
Should be out in 2
[size=14pt] thanks... smiley [/size]
HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 8:10am On Apr 26, 2015
MizMyColi:
Yups, that's what I used when a small live one entered my ear.
smiley
[size=14pt] okay...thanks.. smiley
but like how long will it take before coming outa my earlobes cry [/size]
TravelRe: See What The Inside Of The Planet Mars Looks Like (photos) by vjsmiles(op):
lalasticlala
RomanceRe: Study Your Desire Course In China @ Affordable School Fee by vjsmiles: 7:34am On Apr 26, 2015
FLAWLES:
.nice pix u got der
[size=14pt] thanks... smiley [/size]
RomanceRe: Study Your Desire Course In China @ Affordable School Fee by vjsmiles: 7:33am On Apr 26, 2015
holarid:
why are you so confused? the 500k here is the school fee.not your total expenses. also for your information i wont be an admission agent if i'm not here in china. beside i'm not new at this. stop quoting me and stop misleading people.
[size=14pt] how romantic....
so your agency gives romantic visas?
why is it here on romance?
why not travels?
where justwise coulda wasted no time in recyling it....
cheap scammer! [/size]
HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:24am On Apr 26, 2015
lalasticlala you can do something bruv cry
HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:24am On Apr 26, 2015
chibwike:
Lol....so this guy is this funny
[size=14pt] broz no be laughing matter o cry [/size]
TravelSee What The Inside Of The Planet Mars Looks Like (photos) by vjsmiles(op): 7:18am On Apr 26, 2015
These pictures were taken by the Mars Curiosity Rover. A mobile robot launched into mars by NASA.

HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:06am On Apr 26, 2015
echobee:
Use rambo grin
angry
[size=14pt] so when do you plan to fix my funeral angry [/size]
HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:05am On Apr 26, 2015
MizMyColi:
Pour Olive Oil Inside.
[size=14pt] shocked
will it come out cry [/size]
HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:04am On Apr 26, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
It's a calculated risk bro. The cockroach will eat the eardrum up anyways
imbless:
noooo!
[size=14pt] cry [/size]
HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:00am On Apr 26, 2015
imbless:
spray mortein inside ur ear, the cockroach will die and decay inside ur ear
[size=14pt] decay? shocked cry
cant it be removed? [/size]
HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 6:59am On Apr 26, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Buhahahahahaha dude cracking me up
I'll advise u use insecticide ASAP before it eats up your eardrum
RAID will get the work done
[size=14pt] insecti wetin? angry
you wanna make me damage my ear drum angry [/size]
HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 6:54am On Apr 26, 2015
Enegod:
use insecticide... spray it in the affected ear three times daily
angry
HealthRe: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 6:50am On Apr 26, 2015
mizmycoli
lala247
cherryice
kachisbarbie
marieolae
kingtom(no be comedy gig be this angry )
naijaboiy
blackett
jacksparrow1207
mirexx
mznelly
ronald4lif
cry cry
RomanceRe: Study Your Desire Course In China @ Affordable School Fee by vjsmiles: 6:47am On Apr 26, 2015
holarid:
ARE YOU SICK ? how in anyway does these look like a scam to you ??
[size=14pt] shuuut the fvvk up...
from here to CHina takes total.....?google it yourself.n angry
it may interest you to know that i'm in china [/size]
HealthHelp! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op):
[b] [size=14pt] as i'm typing this now i am in so much discomfort...
my neigbour...one weird old chinese woman rears chinese cockroaches and china being a place where every body minds his or her own business i decided to put the MATTER on O.Y.O status huh......
*in the night*
i heard some crackling sounds coming from the bed huh haaa i thought it was my weight so i decided to continue my beautiful sleep wink few hours later huh huh huh huh whether na international magic or my village council of witches from nigeria find me reach china i no know huh huh i started hearing telephone ringing in my ear griiiiiinnnngggggrrinnnnnnnnnnggggggg angry sad shocked .......i woke up waited for the gggggrrrrin grrrrrrrinnnn sound again....nothing*ee be like say self the cockroach na coded guy.....
i lied down*i started hearing mmmmmmmm haaaaas mmmmmmm haaaaa huh
ee be like say the bastard dey take siesta for my ear angry
i woke up with vexation and met the woman*
vj:ma'am your one of your cockroaches entered my ear huh
woman:kan chwa yaaa? hun fing ming twa na?
blood of lekki** angry something dey sratch me for ear this woman dey give me chinese incantations undecided
with that anger shaaaa i just left there because if i had tried anything funny DEPORTATION EN ROUTE NAIJARIA huh angry

house.....please before i hook up with the doc later today is there any home made remedy for removing cockroaches or any other insects from one's ear..... huh
picture attached*na the woman yeye cockroaches be that*
please help!!!!!! cry [/size]
[/b]

RomanceRe: Study Your Desire Course In China @ Affordable School Fee by vjsmiles: 6:28am On Apr 26, 2015
holarid:
study your desire course in china at affordable school fee (NGN500,000/year). admission for September 2015 is open.
To get necessary requirements for application contact me on .


contacts: +2348109062894(whats app)

: +8615173144924 (mobile)

E-mail : holarid@yahoo.com.
[size=14pt] scammer angry [/size]
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Tosyne2much by vjsmiles: 3:09am On Apr 26, 2015
[size=14pt] Happy birtuday man... [/size]
PoliticsBuhari Meets & Shakes Man Who Trekked From Lagos To Abuja (photos) by vjsmiles(op): 8:53pm On Apr 25, 2015
[size=14pt] maybe hw will be made MINISTER FOR TREKKING AND LEGGING RESOURCES....

LEGGO!! grin [/size]

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