₦airaland Forum

FriedPlantain:
That is me wearing that black shirt standing close to that Chinese babe in this picture. That was when I went to Taiwan for a business meeting with my friend Tang Chung Hu on a Banana plantation business back then .

Friedplantain

KingTom:
Na so na, but e go soon finish

[size=14pt] by december i don finish o
na to oack my bag come back my father/motherland [/size]

KingTom:
How school na

[size=14pt] tcheeeew!
school?? that place wer dem just dey rap zulu language [/size]

KingTom:
Chinese squirrel

[size=14pt] oyo bushmeat [/size]

KingTom:
You no go learn your lesson with Blackberry BOLD abi?

[size=14pt] okon calabar [/size]

KingTom:
Chinese D.J baba you scarce oh, How market na

[size=14pt] omor padi me skuuh wan kpelush me....
ade kampke [/size]

ronald4lif:
No mind that woman wrapper doctor. I go ruin all im paroles. Akwuna 10kobo.

KingTom:
Guy I hear say na you dey sell ijebu garri for London double decker bus

[size=14pt] ronald4lif go beat you tear cloth.... [/size]

TheSonOfMark:

So, Monsieur, what would you have me do? ? Lump myself with these folks to satisfy you and your ilk? It's not my fault you haven't invested time to develop your vocabulary, is it? I guess my typo-eloquence makes you feel inferior. That should explain your unprovoked tantrums.

You lots castigate those whose command of the anglo lingua is poor then turn around to appellate those whose mastery of it is way above yours as vainglorious and showy. You see? You really are the confused one here since your priorities are transient.
Don't hate this player, dude, hate the game. Good evening.

Lala247:
U will just get wrinkles

braintext:



Today morning around 2am in the morning i woke up and felt tasty so i wnt to the dinning room get a sachet of water and my sons room is along the small corridors that link all the rooms inside together......



On my way there i saw light rays from the Louvres...when i got there i saw him watching porn with a very low volume....


I just stood there confused without knowning what to do....


Pls advice me!!!


[size=30pt][Disclaimer: this story is fake][/size]

Lala247:
Yay lol thanks chairman

Lala247:
Lol yes
Ok take one n write lala on ur hand

[size=14pt] i got nothing to prove though...
buh to fvking clear all doubts ahl do the shiii when i'm back from school....
you happy?
you better recheck my dp again [/size]

Lala247:
Lol vj dat ur dp

Hmm word on d street said u fooled me is dis true

[size=14pt] ?
are you facially blind??
cant you see the inscription? [/size]

Lala247:
His hot i can feel it ... I just know ..

Anyway yh i thing one can be mislead by Dp pics .. Like i saw one with money .. N then the guy post comment asking for recharge card .. Sad times

N chics thought d guy nah one rich boy .

Ipledge:
Baba na you oo,If 150℃ is too cold for you,u need to relocate to sun

Eberex:
I ask some females ''are you on face book?'' and the answer is ''No''. And i will be like ''why?''. ''because i'm not the face book type''.

Even in these jet age some people don't seem to have interest in social network sites talk less of being on twitter. If you go to such people's profile page if they do have an account, you'll see '' last update: 6 months-1 year ago.

Does a lady not being on social networks sites like face book, twitter, badoo, 2go, etc make her different from those who are not? For instance when it comes to having numerous male friends. Or when it comes to her always pinging when you two are together, and instead of paying attention, her eyes are glued to her phone due to incoming messages.

My take on this is even though being on social network doesn't prove anything about the lady being a flirt or loose, i would prefer one who doesn't have interests. It definitely reduces distractions in these areas.

hence i have come up with my own list of advantages of Girls not on social network sites.

1. You can get in touch with them by either calling, texting or chatting using whatsapp (i.e if she has the APP)

2. You are assured of her undivided attention when you two are out on a date or alone. No pinging, no notification alerts etc

3. She has lesser friends as most of her firends are those who must have been from her childhood, school mates and colleagues.

4. She is more focused on you if you two decides to go out on a date.

5. I discover some of these women to be very time conscious and believes internet itself are distractions, hence making them achievers on their dream.

Please add yours and let me know if my observations are correct or not.

Vick4rill:
mr lecturer hope you are not busy correcting eror's that you forget to add anything to your knowledge. As for the errors bro forget l no go school