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Family › Re: His Mother Watches Pornographic Films (advice Him) by vjsmiles: 12:35pm On Apr 19, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Is it really bad for his mother to watch porn?

I don't think so.

But she should do it without the notice of her kids.

The boy should keep quiet about it and not tell her. His Dad may also be watching it with her. Who knows?

There are many embarrassing things that we've seen our parents do that we don't talk about.[/color]

[size=14pt] what the fhvvvck did you just post?

what moral jistification encourages a mother(a mother with 4kids) to watch porn?
what is she deriving?sexual pleasure?
then that will be a fhvcking ego dent on the husband prowess in bed....

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Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Single Ladies In Nigeria by vjsmiles: 12:31pm On Apr 19, 2015

[size=14pt] oh well.... [/size]

Romance › Re: Is This The New Trick Of Ladies To Get Husband In Church? by vjsmiles: 12:26pm On Apr 19, 2015

manuelpepper:
i entered church during praise and worship time due to late coming. after my short prayer, i joined in the praise.

my fear came when the lady by myself who was clapping and singing stylishly hit my ''nyash'' >:

i thought it was an accident and wanted to avoid any stories so i stopped my dancing a little and was just clapping and singing. again she flayed her right hiddenly and nearly hit my P E N I S.

i was like "'i dont want wahala in church o''. though i am on a non dating sabatical till further notice after being scammed b my last girlfriend in january (thief).

yet again she hit me slightly during prayer section. the space i gave her was a bit wide to avoid her blows to my hardwares.>:

pls dont say i was imagining things in my head, those hits were not an accident.

is this ladies' ways to get a [size=40pt]sexmate?[/size]

[size=14pt] she has been starved of sex and in hint of her frustrations she decided to delve into large gatherings looking for the annointed one [/size]

Politics › Re: Xenophobia: South Africa Sends Frightening SMS To Expatriate Nigerians [read] by vjsmiles: 12:23pm On Apr 19, 2015

Jokes Etc › Re: Jesus!!!help Him, "He Was Luking At Rokiatu Ass And Farano bosom In The Church. by vjsmiles: 11:13am On Apr 19, 2015

Romance › 5 Sure Signs He’s Losing Interest In The Relationship by vjsmiles(op): 8:26am On Apr 19, 2015

[size=14pt] It has definitely happened to the best of us! You are happy in your relationship and clearly convinced that everything is moving forward. Then all of a sudden the man you have tagged as “Mr.-Possible-Long-Term-Relationship” begins to pull away from you. And then without a word of warning you are dumped and you ask yourself “How could I have missed the warning signs?”

Well, there is always a bunch of obvious signals that he is not that into you, but you probably fail to notice them in time. It’s important for every woman to determine whether or not your relationship is going to hit the skids. The moment you ignore the warning signals that things are not going smoothly with your man, the relationship is doomed! All relationships are like a garden; you need to be tending the relationship keeping the weeds clear and the two of you nurtured and growing strong as a couple!

1.He doesn’t spend enough time with you

This is a scenario which women come across all the time. If you notice that he’s always at work, he attaches more importance to watching a game between Chelsea vs Manchester united grin

than you, chatting to his friends or going to the gym. Or maybe he spends more time online than he does with you, then there’s a big chance that your relationship is on the .OY.O status cry

2.He stops calling you

One of the biggest signs he’s losing interest is he’s no longer making an effort to contact you. He is suddenly “too busy” to call or text you back. We all know that it takes less than 30 seconds to send a text and a couple of minutes to call and say hello. So, unless, he’s really in trouble or lost his phone, there’s no acceptable excuse for his sudden disappearing. undecided

sisterly look for backup option o... cry

3.he hangs out with his friends more often

Of course it’s all right for both of you to spend some time with your male or female friends, but pay attention how often your BF is hanging out with his ^guys^. If he is spending most of the time with them, this might be a clear warning sign that all is not well between the two of you.. so in the spirit of ramadan shift your emotions elsewhere undecided

4.he changes moods like boxers.

One moment he may look pleased, and he will be like "honey me and all those sweet coated words and the next he may get a little harsh and he will be like "you the mad huh

"with you or even get pathetically nasty and out of control; his attitude to you is changing and this may indicate an inner struggle he is having with his changing feelings. Either way, it doesn’t bode well for your affair so my sister in christ --------------> undecided

5.He stops making an effort

Things are not the same as it was in the beginning. He doesn’t look at you the same, he doesn’t send you those romantic texts every half of an hour, he doesn’t make love with you like he used to, he may even be hoping you’ll take the bait and put an end to it first. Consider your options.

Of course these are not hard and fast, “set-in-cement” rules that you must follow. Sometimes relationships just don’t work, if a guy is not looking for long-term love it’s better he move on so that you can continue your search for Mr. Perfect. That Perfect Man of Your Dreams is really looking for you as long as you are longing to be found.

hope ladies take the bait shaaa and stop being hopeful on relationship with guys that is probably going to the latrine undecided

HAPPY SUNDAY
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Politics › Re: Graphic Video Of Foreigners Being stones to death in South Africa by vjsmiles(op): 10:19pm On Apr 18, 2015

[size=14pt] lalasticlala [/size]

Romance › Re: List One or two Things U'd Like The Opposite Gender To Stop Doing by vjsmiles: 10:18pm On Apr 18, 2015

ivyT:
That's a compliment :

[size=14pt] thanks.... [/size]

Romance › Re: List One or two Things U'd Like The Opposite Gender To Stop Doing by vjsmiles: 10:17pm On Apr 18, 2015

ivyy:
Ugly Chinese girls you mean?

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no offense but they finer than all this nigerian masquerades [/size]

Romance › Re: Would U Resist Being Arrested By This Police Officer? by vjsmiles: 10:10pm On Apr 18, 2015

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Na this one sweet to resist pass.

The kg in that ass alone will drag her down when I'm running and she's chasing. [/color]

Politics › Graphic Video Of Foreigners Being stones to death in South Africa by vjsmiles(op): 9:38pm On Apr 18, 2015

[size=14pt] seun please how do i make the video to play here directly rather than to direct people here to youtube?
anybody to help?

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?sts=16538&utcoffset=60&v=99uidnR-M3A&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D99uidnR-M3A%26itct%3DCBEQpDAYCyITCKSlo8fagMUCFYOBHAodfUIA2FJKLnhlbm9waG9iaWMgYXR0YWNrcyBvbiBmb3JlaWduZXJzIG9uIHRoZSBTdHJlZXQgb2YgRHVyYmFuIGluIFNvdXRoLUFmcmljYS4%253D&has_verified=1&client=mv-google&layout=mobile

Nairaland General › Re: Which Five Romancelander Will You Miss Most If Your Account Is Deactivated by vjsmiles: 9:20pm On Apr 18, 2015

Lala247:
Hehehe but my IT tho

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go meet rokiatu.....

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Nairaland General › Re: Which Five Romancelander Will You Miss Most If Your Account Is Deactivated by vjsmiles: 9:17pm On Apr 18, 2015

Lala247:
Lol check the post again ur name was there now

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who dafuq cares boud names

vj don suffa [/size]

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Nairaland General › Re: Which Five Romancelander Will You Miss Most If Your Account Is Deactivated by vjsmiles: 9:15pm On Apr 18, 2015

Lala247:
U know i'll miss u too my one n only chairman

[size=14pt] chei!
lala?? [/size]

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Nairaland General › Re: Which Five Romancelander Will You Miss Most If Your Account Is Deactivated by vjsmiles: 9:13pm On Apr 18, 2015

Lala247:
Lol u refuse to sort out my IT issues

[size=14pt] see brother zoning [/size]

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Romance › Re: List One or two Things U'd Like The Opposite Gender To Stop Doing by vjsmiles: 9:09pm On Apr 18, 2015

ivyT:
if dem try am ehn,i no know wetin dem go transform into...

U look ummmm *coughs

[size=14pt] i look?? [/size]

Romance › Re: List One or two Things U'd Like The Opposite Gender To Stop Doing by vjsmiles: 9:04pm On Apr 18, 2015

ivyT:
Does it affect u??
U fit go for oyinbo na

[size=14pt] wetin concern me...
my chinese girls can never bleach [/size]

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Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by vjsmiles: 8:55pm On Apr 18, 2015

[size=14pt] ^aproko^ agbero male prostitute [/size]

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Nairaland General › Re: A Nairalander Celebrates Her Birthday Today by vjsmiles: 8:46pm On Apr 18, 2015

[size=14pt] is she on nairaland? no
will she get this message? no
attention seeking? yes

today is her birthday and it is now you wanna send a shoutout??

tcheeew [/size]

Romance › Re: Any Nairaland Babe With This Kind Of Killer Shape? by vjsmiles: 8:37pm On Apr 18, 2015

olaleks007:
She dey use bum.bum

*run away b4 hammer hit my head*

Nairaland General › Re: Which Five Romancelander Will You Miss Most If Your Account Is Deactivated by vjsmiles: 8:33pm On Apr 18, 2015

Lala247:
Rok!atu , cherry!ce, s!nizia, b!ackett , k!nglekan, !pledge , darkrebe! yh i would miss them if i do

Romance › Re: List One or two Things U'd Like The Opposite Gender To Stop Doing by vjsmiles: 8:23pm On Apr 18, 2015

ivyT:
Pls lets tone so our 'natural' beauty and 'natural' freshness can come out____that's wot we all say

[size=14pt] when the green veins comes out.... [/size]

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Romance › Re: List One or two Things U'd Like The Opposite Gender To Stop Doing by vjsmiles: 6:16pm On Apr 18, 2015

[size=14pt] fvvvking stop bleaching......
be natural... [/size]

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Romance › Re: Guys: Which Nairaland Lady Will You Accept or Reject Even If You Are Given Free by vjsmiles: 6:13pm On Apr 18, 2015

ivyy:
Seen?
You changed your fone?

[size=14pt] yup....
missed yho serzly [/size]

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