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cherryice:
beijing

AWWW
PLANNING ON MOVING TO XINJIANG...

naijaboiy:
And you just sit there obeying everything.

That was how one time I went to a church with my cousin during the holidays and the pastor was preaching endlessly.

Hunger don dey fire me as I no chop before I comot house.

Service started at seven and it was already 10 with no sign of its end at all. I was feeling very dizzy and so I decided to go outside and rest in the car and maybe probably find something to eat outside before I faint there.

Immediately I stood up and was walking towards the back door I heard a loud cry.

"And that is one of the demons over there! They can appear in different forms,,this one is looking calm and presentable,,ushers bring him forward"

They brought me forward to the pastor and I was really confused on what to say.

My shouts of "i'm not a demon! I'm not a demon o" aggravated the whole issue.

If you see SLAP!

I just kept dumb and let them continue with their prayers.

I never went to that church with my cousin again.

THIS MADE MY DAY BRO!

Ipledge:
I don't really know what to say,but let me say peace on to you


But please don't try this again with me

Cokacola:
that bny is just mad.. They should just take him to yeba

HIGH FENCED PRISON WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER OPTION

Ipledge:
i bash her,please reread and bold where I bash her.

WHATEVER!
BUT PLEASE NIqqAH THA GIRL IS LIKE MY SIS SO YOU BOYS SHOULD STOP DOWNGRADING HER ..
GET IT? INNIT?

Cokacola:
you mean cokacoola?? That boy is stapid and useless

VERY STUPID AND BRAINLESS...

Ipledge:
i don't get you

YOU BASH A LADY COZ SHE RUDE TO YOU?
WHO DOES THAT

kinglekan:
When you say she wears it every time. Can you be more specific?
Because if you have gone out with her twice then that wouldn't count as every time and might just be a mere coincidence.

sod09:
Lol
Welcome on board
Bodyguard......make sure u guide er well for her real bf

COKACOLA DECEIVING WELL MEANING NIGERIANS SINCE ALMAGATION OF THE NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN PROTECTORATE

Ipledge:
why hate list?we discussing and you are fortunate to be centre of our discussion,don't hate girl

NOW BRO THAT AINT A COOL THINGY TO DO...
IT REEKS OF IMMATURITY

cherryice:
china wow hope you get it

I WILL! JUST PRAY SO.

SO WHAT PART OF CHINA ARE YOU?

cherryice:
im sorry
hows the visa issue coming and what country? You ddnt tell me again

cherryice:
hmmm good to know you fine as I left you

MISSED YHU THOUGH BUT YOU DONT DESERVE IT

Lala247:
Yea i'll think of one n get bk to u

SO YOU WILLING TO TELL ME WHAT TRANSPIRED BTW YOU AND اPLEDGE?

Lala247:
Ok
Now i knw wt moniker means and yahoo yahoo boyz

C i learn things in ere

YEA...
I DESERVE AN ACCOLADE DONT I?

cherryice:
Vjsmiles happy new month, how you doing?

VJ IS FINE,FINE AS YOU LEFT HIM

Lala247:
Hold on wts MONIKER

Abeg wt does dat mean

Lala247:
Lol yes bless him

My warrior

NOW YOU WOULD WANNA DO ME A FAVOUR?
ANYTIME THOSE DERANGED PERVS COME VISITING JUST MENTION MY MONIKER..
YOU GET??

missclassy:
Since everybody is doing top this, top that, I just felt I should do mine

When I say wittiest I mean, comments that are intelligent whether they are used in an aggressive, funny, insulting or initiative context

So here is my list

VJSMIاES

WITTY IN WHAT SENSE

Lala247:
But u sat bk n watch it all happen last nite
https://www.nairaland.com/2173949/top-10-romancelanders-wittiest-comments

Didnt say anything

AWWW
MY NAME IS EVEN ON THAT LIST
GUESS I DIDNT SEE THE MENTION...

MHE SORRY,MA NIGGAH BLACKETT HANDLED THE SITUATION PERFECTLY,DIDNT HE??

Lala247:
Yh just waiting for two ppl to come online

Serious beef lol

YOUR CHIEF DEFENDANT IS HERE JUST CALL ON ME...

Lala247:
Yh

Hope ur ok tho?

MHE FINE JUST FIXING MY VISA ISSUES...

TAKING MUCH OF MY TIME.


THANKS FOR ASKING THOUGH..
HOPE YOU COOL YOURSELF

Lala247:
Yh not happy today to b honest

SHE HERE.
YOU HAPPY NOW

Lala247:
Yh not happy today to b honest

SAME AS ME BUH SHE IS LIKE GOING TRU A WHOLE LOT NOW..