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8. Seriously, Watch Out For Kids!

Mom and dad aren’t the only people you have to worry about when you’re snapping your sexy selfies in the bathroom. You’ve got to watch out for kids around the house, too. We’re sure that whoever was supposed to have received this suggestive selfie would’ve really enjoyed it. But, the presence of that small child in the background really kind of ruins everything, doesn’t it?

Watch Out For Kids, Too

It’s like Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff said way back in the day – before Will Smith was the “movie star” you know him as today: “Parents just don’t understand.” This is an important concept to remember when you’re snapping your selfies. You might be trying to send a sexy Miley Cyrus style selfie to that the guy you have a totally major crush on only to have mom appear in the doorway with her disapproving stare. Now what’ve you got?

Watch Out For Mom

Of course, you’re not going to be taking all of your selfies in the bathroom. Sometimes, you might be driving around feeling you on fleek as you’re attempting to keep it so trill. When this happens, it’s important that you pay attention to your surroundings. When you’re trying to look at your dapper best, you probably don’t want to catch a picture of a homeless person in the background. That’s not a good look!

5. Context is Important

Unless you’re not taking your selfies from a really close angle, you’re necessarily going to include some of your surroundings in the picture. That’s why it’s so important to make sure that you clear the area of anything that might be considered embarrassing. Did you not notice what’s going on in this selfie yet? Well, then take a look at the countertop. Notice anything next to the watch? Oops!

4. Clear the Area!

The main culprit behind selfies that go horribly wrong are mirrors. People seem to not pay much attention to what they’re reflecting, especially when the mirror in question is reflecting what another mirror is reflecting. Unfortunately for the participants in this selfie, they happened to catch their friend sitting upon the porcelain throne. Remember, kids: Be very careful when there are multiple mirrors in play!

3. Mirrors Reflect Absolutely

When you’re taking selfies you’ve got to have attitude. This girl’s definitely got attitude! Just check out the deuces she’s throwing up and her duck lips, which are on full display. Also, when you’re taking selfies, you’ve got to make sure you’re closely monitoring what’s going on behind you. In the case of this selfie, it would appear that some nice young fella’ driving by decided to throw up some hand signals of his own.

2. Selfie Drive-By

It’s possible that you may not notice what’s gone horribly wrong with this selfie until you look at it for a minute… Did you notice it yet? Yeah… This is, we suppose, the danger of taking selfies in the bathroom. A lot of weird stuff goes on in bathrooms, which you just might happen to catch in the frame. So, let this be a lesson to you, kids: Always flush before you take your selfies!

1:- you look like crap

First, love thyself! Isn’t that the dictum that governs selfies? Now that we’ve all got these high definition cameras in our pockets, we can’t help but snap pictures of ourselves, sharing them with all of our friends on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook or whatever else. There’s nothing wrong with selfies. But, there is a right way to take a selfie and a wrong way to take a selfie. It’s really as simple as that. What you’re going to see here are 15 selfies that went horribly wrong. Hopefully after viewing these selfie mistakes, you’ll be better equipped to ensure that your selfies don’t lead to any unwanted embarrassment.

Women with big butts have always been attractive, but a new study has found that it’s not the actual rear end that men find most appealing about this body type.

Psychology researchers at Turkey’s Bilkent University presented pictures of women’s silhouettes with different degrees of spine curvature to 300 men, Daily Mail reports.

These men were then told to pick which of the women they found most and least attractive.

The majority of them were partial to a spine curvature of 45.5 degrees, seemingly because it made the woman’s butt look bigger.

Researchers also showed the men three pictures of women with butts that were equally large but for different reasons: spine curvature, excess fat and excess muscle.

The woman with the curved spine was deemed most attractive.

This led researchers to conclude that it is the angle of the spine and not the size of the rear end alone that has more of an impact on what men are drawn to.

Dr. David Lewis said,

Men who think they like big bottoms may actually be more into spines. Men may be directing their attention to the butt and obtaining information about women’s spines, even if they are unaware that that is what their minds are doing.

Men have found spines of this specific degree of curvature attractive for centuries due to the effect it had on a woman’s ability to find food and bear children.

Dr. Lewis said that a 45-degree curve allowed women to search for food later into their pregnancies and continue to have children without injuring their backs.

Women without these curved spines would barely be able to move while pregnant, he added, as a spine without such a curve increases the pressure on their hips by almost 800 percent.

The evolutionary benefits of women with these bodies therefore became engrained into the minds of men.

So it seems that the primary reason men are always on the lookout for big butts is that they are subconsciously associated with extensive procreation and increased activity during pregnancy.

The male mind, in other words, is programmed to believe that a woman with a big butt and curved spine is the ideal partner.

This study was originally published in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior.

Joshuadon:
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Pls wats wrong with No 17

dats d one ur guilty of I guess

buygala:
All the above-listed facts are true but secondary to one chief but hardly admitted fact


- IF THE SEX IS BAD, YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS NOT MERELY UNHEALTHY, BUT ON LIFE SUPPORT...IT MAY LOG OUT AT ANY FUCCKING TIME, FOR EVEN THE FLIMSIEST OF REASONS

Also


- IF your parents or relations have the habit of constantly and needlessly meddling in your relationship business, please do this world a favor and marry that busybody . ... 'Healthy relationships' are not for you

- IF you frequently have to sacrifice your dignity and aspirations in order to hold the relationship in place, then that relationship is no longer 'healthy' but toxic for you
....


- IF you don't give bae the time he\she deserves, someone else will
.... And when that happens, bae might just mentally detach herself/himself from you and attach himself/herself to the 'caring' 'assistant bae' .. Then the relationship is definitely dancing skelewu on a live Nepa transformer .... it will die and decompose speedily if both of you do not quickly mend your broken fences


- IF you can't say 'I AM SORRY' as frequently as possible, be ready for long-drawn arguments, periods of malicious silence, and all other catalysts of a dead relationship. ... Saying 'sorry' detracts nothing from you, even if you say it one billion types in a day.... Just say it like you mean it, even if you don't . ... That way, you merely lose the battle, but have an opportunity to restrategize and win the war

sowi what happens whn u keep correcting a paticular mistake made by ur partner severally??

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