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Caseless:
. Poo reside in ur intestine(that's the lower part of the alimentary canal from the end of stomach to the anuus). The butt just contain a hole through which the pooh is passed. Have u heard of 'steatopygia' before?
The bobi wey u like, u wan drink d milk inside?

tell em

Ehen... Yes ooo!!!

Ehen... Yes ooo!!!

jumper524:
Those ass are full of poo am more attracted to the boobs

wake up bro; e go turn slippers someday






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DATS WHAT'S UP

fuckshit:
fυςk!!! this last pic is fυςking awesome; one great fυςking αşş; this is one white lady with a fυςking bright future behind her

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15. Final Look! Best of the best…err Worst of the Worst!!!

You know, scratch everything that we said before. Seriously. Who cares? They’re your selfies anyway, aren’t they? Who are we to tell you what you should or shouldn’t do? There’s just one important message that we’d like to get across, something that we think all selfie-takers should know. It’s kind of like the golden rule of taking selfies: Try not to look like an asshole. Otherwise, you’ll end up looking like this person up above!

15. Don’t Look Like An Bunghole

We’ve explored many of the most important selfie no-no’s, but here’s one we shouldn’t neglect. If you’re going to take selfies with your laptop, you should probably make sure that it’s planted firmly on your desk. You may not be able to get the high angle that you’re looking for, but there’s something very wrong about waving a $1,500 piece of a equipment in the air with one hand trying to capture that perfect look.

14. The Medium is the Message

If there’s one time that people are tempted to take selfies, it’s when they find themselves stuck in traffic. What else are you going to do, anyway? Listen to the radio? That’s so last century. Here’s the thing… If you’re wearing reflective aviators, you may want to remember that they’re, well, reflective. We can see up above that despite her complaint, this woman is clearly not stuck in traffic at all. Pull her over!

13. Watch Those Reflective Aviators

You might want to let this one simmer for a moment, as it might take a minute or two to figure out what’s wrong with the picture above. It’s just a guy taking a selfie while stirring a big delicious pot of chili right? That’s certainly the case. But, look closer. What kind of kitchen has a giant mirror in it? And… That doesn’t look like the kind of sink you’d find in a kitchen! That’s right, this man moved his stove into the bathroom.

12. It Might Take a Minute…

Decorum, people! We know that you’re ready to pull at your phone at a moment’s notice to snap that awesome photo of yourself, but there’s a time and a place. Some people truly don’t get this, so much so that there’s an entire website devoted to people who take selfies at funerals. What you see up above is only one example out of hundreds of these kinds of selfies. Come on, people!

11. There’s a Time and a Place

Just ask any big-shot Hollywood director, and they’ll tell you. When you’re trying to line up the perfect shot, you have to carefully consider what’s going to be in the frame and what’s going to be outside of the frame. Here, we see a woman who’s doing almost everything right. She’s got a good pose, she looks cute, and she’s got the mirror to take the selfie in. The problem is that she didn’t account for the bottom of the frame!

Framing is Important

You’re distracted when you’re trying to take a selfie. You’re watching the screen intently, trying to make sure that you catch yourself at the perfect, most flattering angle. Because of this, you may not always be paying attention to your surroundings. When this happens, you might get caught taking your selfie by someone who happens to be walking by. The person that you see up above learned this lesson the hard way.

9. Who Watches the Watchmen?

Sometimes when you’re trying to capture that perfect selfie, you may decide to outsource the selfie taking to someone else. You may, for example, ask a stranger passing you on the street to snap a picture of your and your special someone. When you’re at home though, your options can be limited. In this case, you might ask your child to take the selfie for you. That’s what you’re looking at up above.

8. Seriously, Watch Out For Kids!

Mom and dad aren’t the only people you have to worry about when you’re snapping your sexy selfies in the bathroom. You’ve got to watch out for kids around the house, too. We’re sure that whoever was supposed to have received this suggestive selfie would’ve really enjoyed it. But, the presence of that small child in the background really kind of ruins everything, doesn’t it?

Watch Out For Kids, Too

It’s like Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff said way back in the day – before Will Smith was the “movie star” you know him as today: “Parents just don’t understand.” This is an important concept to remember when you’re snapping your selfies. You might be trying to send a sexy Miley Cyrus style selfie to that the guy you have a totally major crush on only to have mom appear in the doorway with her disapproving stare. Now what’ve you got?