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eldee:
Hey . . . I invented the boss style.
The one where the wingman says, 'Meet my boss'

despoil
Chei . . . try that in the UK, you'll get blackmailed/sued.

Am in LAGOS! Concrete jungle where dreams are made off, there's nothing you cant do

Most of my one night stands are in Benin but heres one from Lagos.
Am at Mr. Biggs at Morocco, Igbobi college road. . . Just had a snack and stepped out with plans of having a smoke and off to bed.   I see a friend outside and we begin chatting bout nothing important.

Along comes this girl (Real name Mary   ) I dunno her neither does my friend but he stepps up to her and is like - "Hello my Chairman would like to meet you"   ME as a sharp man i follow up sharp sharp  

The girl got titties but the asss no try at all   Anyway that wan no too mean at this point in time! After a little chit chat, Am like "madame where do you stay lemme drop u off." She name some street not too familiar to me so i have her up in the car, Jay Z in the sound system, winter thru the airflow, vino tinto going into our system and we rolling, rolling, rolling

OK! So I start talking very fast like americans do, and she confused so am like "they say i talk a little fast but if you listen a lil fast i aint gotta slow down for you to catch up trick" and i jump on her like a monkey    

@ POSTER: Be wary! Its true some of these girls are soooooo desperate that if they have access to jazz the will use it. Ask walestar of some recent incidents in one school around owo, ondo state.

Immorality is quite higher than it was sha

tkb417:
u have spoken well
may your days be long like your great grandfathers

this your post reminds me of ma days in warri; oh jeez!
the gurls there are ready to  go down right from the word go while our Lagos nuisances will ask for money to make their hair
lol; give it to our gurls in warri and benin axis
honeric if u like eat poison, na fact i dey talk

Omo, me be 9ja Delta fella so i definitely am not disrespecting my women but jus saying it as it is.
I love em, to hell with all the pretenders and gold diggers in the south west and abuja and elsewhere

Fellas i dont know about all the HIV, bini correlation oh! In Lagos one nite stand dey but girls too pose unlike girls in Benin who are down to earth!
I was born and bred in Lagos but schooled in Benin and i can tell the difference  

Hahahahahaha

That was about 5 years ago!
I have had 3 Aids tests since!!

stillwater:
How do you connect strong and confident with running to tell her friends everything?

Nice point

Oh la la! I like this

Men Uniben memories live forever. . .

I can vividly recall about 8 one night stands i had as a student of the University! The girls there are cheerful givers, i dont even know if na them use me do fling sef

I jus moved into my fresh self contained room in bdpa housing estate on police station road and at this time twas late (bout 8pm). A busty lady came knocking at my door asking for my neighbour but he was not even in town as the session had jus started and a lot of students had not returned.
Well i was jus minding my biz, but the girl came back saying twas too late for he to go as her place was a bit far. So being the gentle man i am i invited her in

Omo the girl say she wan shower! See breastt
Before i kno she say the a/c too cold that she needs to join me under the duvet, omo see Mouth Gig

My peeps the girl dey talented! She just dey take am like professional Anyways you can figure the rest out

YOU WEY DEY FIND VIRGIN MARRY! YOU GO OLD BEFORE YOU SEE ONE IN THIS GENERATION! OR YOU GO GO BOOK YOUR PASTOR PIKIN FROM BIRTH!
VIRGIN KO! VIRGIN ATLANTIC NI, you yourself, you be virgin. Don't go home and give your wife great sex and stop dwelling on irrelevant issues.
even if she was a prostitute and you just found out, na you cause your wahala, even my grandmother too na virgin, come marry am!

I solemly swear to change my ways!

Happy New Year Fellow Nairalanders  

In a hotel now but will be off to church soon.