tkb417:

u have spoken well
may your days be long like your great grandfathers

this your post reminds me of ma days in warri; oh jeez!
the gurls there are ready to  go down right from the word go while our Lagos nuisances will ask for money to make their hair
lol; give it to our gurls in warri and benin axis
honeric if u like eat poison, na fact i dey talk

kokonets:

Off course we have self control mainly due to tradition unlike the West omo there na die!

tpia.:



should they do a survey of countries with the highest one stand stands, Nigeria should be among the top five. Take it from me- I know what I'm talking about.

indecency boku for naija- its just not as publicised as the west. In any case, the internet and webcams are supplementing the foreign indecency now.

The cultural factor is why Nigeria has an appearance of morality.

its like saying there are few or no gay people in Nigeria. Yeah right.

or

The cultural factor is why Nigeria has an appearance of morality.

I have been arguing this for a while

platinumnk:

Dont make me post that picture of the 9ja man and his goat

tpia.:

are we from the same Nigeria abi which self control are you referring to.

Vuitton:

Immorality is quite higher than it was sha

platinumnk:

Caught doesnt mean less people will do it

tkb417:

[B] i bet in 1990, a few people in Nigeria would know what a BJ or head is [/B]

honeric01:

@tbk, kokonet and vuitton, na true una dey talk. u can hardly catch someone having sex outside a house in nigeria but in the west, they have it anywhere and they have names for it. churchsex, mosquesex, beachsex, tubsex, gardensex, backyardsex, terminalsex even spacesex

honeric01:

@tbk, kokonet and vuitton, na true una dey talk. u can hardly catch someone having sex outside a house in nigeria but in the west, they have it anywhere and they have names for it. churchsex, mosquesex, beachsex, tubsex, gardensex, backyardsex, terminalsex even spacesex

Hanoobaba:

Says who? I still have access to some magazines published in the early 90s. Prime People is a very good example. And I must tell you that their are a whole lot of lewd columns. And to tell the truth, most of the things I know about sex were picked up from the mags.

tkb417:

asewo

tkb417:

asewo  

platinumnk:

@eledee -ewwww

Vuitton:

Most of my one night stands are in Benin but heres one from Lagos.
Am at Mr. Biggs at Morocco, Igbobi college road. . . Just had a snack and stepped out with plans of having a smoke and off to bed.   I see a friend outside and we begin chatting bout nothing important.

Along comes this girl (Real name Mary   ) I dunno her neither does my friend but he stepps up to her and is like - "Hello my Chairman would like to meet you"   ME as a sharp man i follow up sharp sharp  

The girl got mammalias but the asss no try at all   Anyway that wan no too mean at this point in time! After a little chit chat, Am like "madame where do you stay lemme drop u off." She name some street not too familiar to me so i have her up in the car, Jay Z in the sound system, winter thru the airflow, vino tinto going into our system and we rolling, rolling, rolling

OK! So I start talking very fast like americans do, and she confused so am like "they say i talk a little fast but if you listen a lil fast i aint gotta slow down for you to catch up trick" and i jump on her like a monkey    

afemai:

Yep. I have had one. Whilst trying to woe her to have a relationship all she needed was a fling.
Gave it to her and she won’t want anything to do with me ever again. I persisted but no way… the rest is history.

platinumnk:

heeheheh na u sabi

@eledee -ewwww

@tbk- your parents knew what a bj was stop trippin

eldee:

All those days you used to come from OAU to 45s nko??
You think I didn't hear bout your exploits??

Vuitton:

Most of my one night stands are in Benin but heres one from Lagos.
Am at Mr. Biggs at Morocco, Igbobi college road. . . Just had a snack and stepped out with plans of having a smoke and off to bed. I see a friend outside and we begin chatting bout nothing important.

Along comes this girl (Real name Mary ) I dunno her neither does my friend but he stepps up to her and is like - "Hello my Chairman would like to meet you" ME as a sharp man i follow up sharp sharp

The girl got mammalias but the asss no try at all Anyway that wan no too mean at this point in time! After a little chit chat, Am like "madame where do you stay lemme drop u off." She name some street not too familiar to me so i have her up in the car, Jay Z in the sound system, winter thru the airflow, vino tinto going into our system and we rolling, rolling, rolling

OK! So I start talking very fast like americans do, and she confused so am like "they say i talk a little fast but if you listen a lil fast i aint gotta slow down for you to catch up trick" and i jump on her like a monkey

Vuitton:

Most of my one night stands are in Benin but heres one from Lagos.
Am at Mr. Biggs at Morocco, Igbobi college road. . . Just had a snack and stepped out with plans of having a smoke and off to bed.   I see a friend outside and we begin chatting bout nothing important.

Along comes this girl (Real name Mary   ) I dunno her neither does my friend but he stepps up to her and is like - "Hello my Chairman would like to meet you"   ME as a sharp man i follow up sharp sharp  

Vuitton:

OK! So I start talking very fast like americans do, and she confused so am like "they say i talk a little fast but if you listen a lil fast i aint gotta slow down for you to catch up trick" and i jump on her like a monkey    

eldee:

Hey . . . I invented the boss style.
The one where the wingman says, 'Meet my boss'

despoil
Chei . . . try that in the UK, you'll get blackmailed/sued.

tkb417:

this man go and run another scan
haba, which kain jump like monkey be dat
take it easy o

My brother its called SNAKE in the MONKEY shadow

tkb417:

ure one of d few

kokonets:

A Nigerian guy thinks a lil before letting go thats what i mean

eldee:


Aiite, tell us about your one-nighters.
You can't pass through Uni without at least five of em, except if you were an Abdulmutalab

Vuitton:

APPARENTLY GIRLS ON NL DONT HAVE ONE NITE STANDS

SURE THEY DO BUT THEY HAVE NO PRIDE FLOSSING IT IN A PUBLIC FORUM

platinumnk:

@Vuitton- u jumped on her in the car?!  
- note to self do not take ride from fast talking men

-But i have been a witness to a one night stand

Vuitton:

Give us the gist naw
BREAK THE YOKE FOR THE LADIES, DONT BE SHY

platinumnk:

lol ok na Short story Version
There is this carnival called Mardi Gras that happens here . . And people get wasted and stuff. . . Had 3 friends who traveled with me. . they picked some random people off the street that were very cute . .
brought them back to the hotel . . .

And Bleach cannot errase the memories [size=2pt]Condoms littered everywhere[/size]
And no I didnt participate . . .