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Re: One Night Stands by tkb417(m): 5:08pm On Jan 04, 2010
honeric
u need goggles shey

they said thts a booty call  cheesy

and to ma post above, i hope ure not taking the Benin part seriously

Vuition got ma jokes so dont make that an issue
k?
Re: One Night Stands by kokonets(m): 5:09pm On Jan 04, 2010
@topic

Remember one Hot nite, me n my hommie have been seepin some senses, lo n behold we saw 2 chicks one was big breasted with moderate @$$ while the other was big @$$ed with moderate b@@b$ they said they were stranded n there were going to IB, we said no probs if they could hang out with us, we feeded them, twas fun though we exchanged the chicks all nite. . . Men!
Re: One Night Stands by honeric01(m): 5:11pm On Jan 04, 2010
tkb417:

honeric
u need goggles shey

they said thts a booty call  cheesy

and to ma post above, i hope ure not taking the Benin part seriously

Vuition got ma jokes so dont make that an issue
k?

some words are not to be termed jokes, but then i just brought it to your notice about you bringing up the girl being bini.
quite disrespectful (bini, HIV and 2010 part)
Re: One Night Stands by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jan 04, 2010
One Night Stand?
What is that?!
Is that another type of lamp?











grin
Re: One Night Stands by tkb417(m): 5:14pm On Jan 04, 2010
platinumnk:

booty call grin grin yall had a connection before meeting. . . grin grin
hahahaha

then one night stand is dangerous ; too dangerous for someone like moi
wonder why gurls go into such

in these days of otokoto and other serial ritual killers
Jeez shocked

i fear o


kokonets:

@topic

Remember one Hot nite, me n my hommie have been seepin some senses, lo n behold we saw 2 chicks one was big breasted with moderate @$$ while the other was big @$$ed with moderate b@@b$ they said they were stranded n there were going to IB, we said no probs if they could hang out with us, we feeded them, twas fun though we exchanged the chicks all nite. . . Men!
whats that?
ive learnt one night stand and booty call
whats "we feeded them"
Plat over to you for some clarifications

honeric01:

some words are not to be termed jokes, but then i just brought it to your notice about you bringing up the girl being bini.
quite disrespectful (bini, HIV and 2010 part)
show me where i called the gurl Bini
if you cant, then apologise and walk quietly away

i said the gurl was in Benin too
im waiting for u to show me where i called the gurl Bini Mr Honeric
Re: One Night Stands by Nobody: 5:16pm On Jan 04, 2010
Honerico,

lol, You're not serious grin grin
Re: One Night Stands by Nobody: 5:16pm On Jan 04, 2010
Nigerians are known for one night stands aka prostitution
Re: One Night Stands by honeric01(m): 5:17pm On Jan 04, 2010
tkb417:

i said the gurl was in Benin too
im waiting for u to show me where i called the gurl Bini Mr Honeric

Still disrespectful, she's in bini so what? like bini na hotel were dem dey share HIV or wetin? undecided
Re: One Night Stands by honeric01(m): 5:18pm On Jan 04, 2010
FL Gators:

Honerico,

lol, You're not serious grin grin


Me and u no serious, remember wetin doctor tell u undecided lipsrsealed
Re: One Night Stands by tkb417(m): 5:19pm On Jan 04, 2010
tht description fits the gurl i heard is bent on infecting at least 500,000 guys with HIV b4 the end of 2010

shes in Benin too

besides, u didnt mention condom in your tale; go run a scan quickly
thts ma post mr Honeric

im reserving ma comments till i hear from you

tpia.:

Nigerians are known for one night stands aka prostitution
oops shocked
is one night stand yoruba, igbo or hausa
i tot tht was english

how do u mean its a Nigerian thing

explain pls, im confuzzled
Re: One Night Stands by honeric01(m): 5:22pm On Jan 04, 2010
tkb417:

Quote
tht description fits the gurl i heard is bent on infecting at least 500,000 guys with HIV b4 the end of 2010

shes in Benin too

besides, u didnt mention condom in your tale; go run a scan quickly
thts ma post mr Honeric

im reserving ma comments till i hear from you


Now, put all these words i highlighted in bold ink together, what does the words imply? undecided undecided
Re: One Night Stands by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jan 04, 2010
honeric01:

Me and u no serious, remember wetin doctor tell me undecided lipsrsealed

grin grin LOL What did he tell you? tongue
Re: One Night Stands by kokonets(m): 5:25pm On Jan 04, 2010
whats that?
ive learnt one night stand and booty call
whats "we feeded them"
Plat over to you for some clarifications

Guy. . . we gave dem food to eat grin

But seriously u guys should stop all this na @honeric01 my fellow barca relax man!
Re: One Night Stands by tkb417(m): 5:26pm On Jan 04, 2010
honeric01:

Now, put all these words i highlighted in bold ink together, what does the words imply? undecided undecided



honeric01:

Still disrespectful, she's in bini so what? like bini na hotel were dem dey share HIV or wetin? undecided
damn!
the allegation was i called a bini gurl names now its about the location
were you by chance given palm wine when they did your naming ceremony?
u post like someone who is always high on alcohol. no sense!

the man said UNIBEN hence the choice of Benin
if he had said OOU, i would have said Ijebu -Igbo

dont u have brains
its got nothn to do with the tribe but the location of the school
who says all the people in Benin are benin people? why cant a yoruba gurl be an harlot in Benin?

hey, get off ma backside cos its too early to join issues with bigots
Re: One Night Stands by honeric01(m): 5:27pm On Jan 04, 2010
FL Gators:

grin grin LOL What did he tell you? tongue


U don forget? okay, go back and ask him grin
Re: One Night Stands by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 04, 2010
very common in Nigeria

its not that hard- all you do is find a right spot and open your legs.

then wham bam thank you maam

some get paid in cash or kind while others do it for free
Re: One Night Stands by honeric01(m): 5:31pm On Jan 04, 2010
tkb417:

damn!
the allegation was i called a bini gurl names now its about the location
were you by chance given palm wine when they did your naming ceremony?
u post like someone who is always high on alcohol. no sense!

the man said UNIBEN hence the choice of Benin
if he had said OOU, i would have said Ijebu -Igbo

dont u have brains
its got nothn to do with the tribe but the location of the school
who says all the people in Benin are benin people? why cant a yoruba gurl be an harlot in Benin?

hey, get off ma backside cos its too early to join issues with bigots

E bi like say cockroach enter your head when u dey sleep, if not that u wanted to ridicule Benin and her girls, you wouldn't have brought an issue that happened in Yola state to make it look as if it happened in Benin. well you might think you made sense with what you are trying to defend, oh i forgot, cockroach still dey waka for your brain, so u can't really read yourself well. tongue



By the way, happy new year, too early to continue dey argue, infact your oga dey come and i hope you don't want to be jobless this new year? grin grin grin grin
Re: One Night Stands by tkb417(m): 5:33pm On Jan 04, 2010
kokonets:

whats that?
ive learnt one night stand and booty call
whats "we feeded them"
Plat over to you for some clarifications

Guy. . . we gave dem food to eat grin

But seriously u guys should stop all this na @honeric01 my fellow barca relax man!
grin grin
was wondering wht ure saying

dont mind tht man; i dont do tribal shitz and this man is hell bent on accusing me of nothn
if hes jobless, he berra look elsewhere cos im always ready to give back in good measure, pressed down shaken together grin grin grin

tpia.:

very common in Nigeria

its not that hard- all you do is find a spot and open your legs.

then wham bam thank you maam
lol; u no go change
this na 2010 o grin

honeric01:

E bi like say cockroach enter your head when u dey sleep, if not that u wanted to ridicule Benin and her girls, you wouldn't have brought an issue that happened in Yola state to make it look as if it happened in Benin. well you might think you made sense with what you are trying to defend, oh i forgot, coackroach still dey waka for your brain, so u can't really read yourself well. tongue



By the way, happy new year, too early to continue dey argue, infact your oga dey come and i hope you don't want to be jobless this new year? grin grin grin grin
lol

wait make i catch u for sports thread grin
Re: One Night Stands by Hanoobaba(m): 5:34pm On Jan 04, 2010
Life isn't all about sex.
But this one night stand of a thingy sounds like fun. I'll make sure I try it this year. H@rny girls are too much in this country. In buses, eateries, cinemas e.t.c. You can easily pick one up.
Re: One Night Stands by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jan 04, 2010
tkb417:

;lol; u no go change
this na 2010 o grin




did I lie?

for most Nigerians, sex is like drinking water- you do it anywhere, everywhere and with everyone.

True talk.
Re: One Night Stands by honeric01(m): 5:38pm On Jan 04, 2010
kokonets:

whats that?
ive learnt one night stand and booty call
whats "we feeded them"
Plat over to you for some clarifications

Guy. . . we gave dem food to eat grin

But seriously u guys should stop all this na @honeric01 my fellow barca relax man!

No mind me jare, i just dey play with this okombo even though say i dey try correct am small tongue tongue tongue


tkb417:

grin grin
was wondering wht ure saying

dont mind tht man; i dont do tribal shitz and this man is hell bent on accusing me of nothn
if hes jobless, he berra look elsewhere cos im always ready to give back in good measure, pressed down shaken together grin grin grin

lol

wait make i catch u for sports thread grin

Which thread u wan catch me? see your head like head wey wear another head  grin grin grin grin grin
Re: One Night Stands by honeric01(m): 5:40pm On Jan 04, 2010
tpia.:

did I lie?

for most Nigerians, sex is like drinking water- you do it anywhere, everywhere and with everyone.

True talk.

Which Nigerians u dey talk? Nigerien or Nicaraguans? undecided
Re: One Night Stands by honeric01(m): 5:41pm On Jan 04, 2010
FL Gators:


Honerico, where's your own theory? grin[/color]

Me? theory? nothing like that oo, na inside dorm i grow oo embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: One Night Stands by tkb417(m): 5:42pm On Jan 04, 2010
tpia.:

did I lie?

for most Nigerians, sex is like drinking water- you do it anywhere, everywhere and with everyone.

True talk.
thts a lie
the west are more into sex than Nigerians/Africans

its not unusual for the west to churn out pornos while here, you'll need to walk the length and breath of 9ja to get a home made Indecency (thats if there are any). I blame civilisation, tv and globalisation cos some of these terms and acts would/should be alien to Nigerians

we dont do sex like you do the west
Re: One Night Stands by platinumnk(f): 5:44pm On Jan 04, 2010
tkb417:

thts a lie
the west are more into sex than Nigerians/Africans

its not unusual for the west to churn out pornos while here, you'll need to walk the length and breath of 9ja to get a home made indecency (thats if there are any). I blame civilisation, tv and globalisation cos some of these terms and acts would/should be alien to Nigerians

we dont do sex like you do the west

africa is just as honry as the west, they are just not as open

and @tbk- yes they wine and dined them then ate them grin grin


all yaa are bad guys oo grin grin
Re: One Night Stands by Vuitton(m): 5:47pm On Jan 04, 2010
Fellas i dont know about all the HIV, bini correlation oh! In Lagos one nite stand dey but girls too pose unlike girls in Benin who are down to earth!
I was born and bred in Lagos but schooled in Benin and i can tell the difference  cool
Re: One Night Stands by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jan 04, 2010
tkb417:

thts a lie
the west are more into sex than Nigerians/Africans

its not unusual for the west to churn out pornos while here, you'll need to walk the length and breath of 9ja to get a home made indecency (thats if there are any). I blame civilisation, tv and globalisation cos some of these terms and acts would/should be alien to Nigerians

we dont do sex like you do the west



should they do a survey of countries with the highest one stand stands, Nigeria should be among the top five. Take it from me- I know what I'm talking about.

indecency boku for naija- its just not as publicised as the west. In any case, the internet and webcams are supplementing the foreign indecency now.

The cultural factor is why Nigeria has an appearance of morality.

its like saying there are few or no gay people in Nigeria. Yeah right.
Re: One Night Stands by tkb417(m): 5:50pm On Jan 04, 2010
platinumnk:

africa is just as honry as the west, they are just not as open

and @tbk- yes they wine and dined them then ate them grin grin


all yaa are bad guys oo grin grin
yeah
the Pope gets Hot too
the diffrence is self control

we've got self control in Africa while the West wouldnt mind going bestial to satisfy urges

we aint that mad here


Vuitton:

Fellas i dont know about all the HIV, bini correlation oh! In Lagos one nite stand dey but girls too pose unlike girls in Benin who are down to earth!
I was born and bred in Lagos but schooled in Benin and i can tell the difference  cool
u have spoken well
may your days be long like your great grandfathers

this your post reminds me of ma days in warri; oh jeez!
the gurls there are ready to  go down right from the word go while our Lagos nuisances will ask for money to make their hair
lol; give it to our gurls in warri and benin axis
honeric if u like eat poison, na fact i dey talk grin grin grin grin
Re: One Night Stands by platinumnk(f): 5:51pm On Jan 04, 2010
tpia.:


The cultural factor is why Nigeria has an appearance of morality.
I have been arguing this for a while grin grin
Re: One Night Stands by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jan 04, 2010
self control indeed



tkb417:


the diffrence is self control

we've got self control


this must be sarcasm
Re: One Night Stands by platinumnk(f): 5:53pm On Jan 04, 2010
tkb417:

yeah
the Pope gets Hot too
the diffrence is self control

we've got self control in Africa while the West wouldnt mind going bestial to satisfy urges

we aint that mad here



Dont make me post that picture of the 9ja man and his goat grin grin grin
Re: One Night Stands by kokonets(m): 5:54pm On Jan 04, 2010
Off course we have self control mainly due to tradition unlike the West omo there na die!

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