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Politics / City Mall, City Swank(with pics) by vwvw(m): 1:07pm On Nov 01, 2010
[img]http://arrestedworld.files./2010/11/01112010071.jpg[/img]
Early this year i wanted to do this story badly hoping that the authorities exorcise themselves of the decrepit spirit of recidivism and clean up the mess sooner than domesday.
Alas how true the saying, wonder not how quickly the pampered mongrel quickly returns to puke; the renaissance just will not happen,the squalid CITY MALL is here for a filthy stay.
Now this is the hellish smelling sewer of eye popping city mall in the highbrow Onikan axis of Victoria Island, Lagos.
Inside the building, label adorning prices of exotic goods swoons your senses in wonderment.
Outside the sliding doors, wonderment is replicated in foul smelling odour-worthy incense for the devil. Workers dash past in  flurry and fury.Woe betide the well wisher that ventures beyond a courteous good morning.Often times chit chats along the pavements  are punctuated with grunts and clenched nostrils,fists and feet.The stench is simply unbelievable.The Lagos General Hospital mortuary in morbid envy could not possibly attain such smelling heights.[img]http://arrestedworld.files./2010/11/city-mall-drain1.jpg[/img]
Ahead of me Colonel Harlan Sanders beckons at you with a wide grin.Once i obliged, stomping into KFC to grab fries and glare at fried chicken in buckets.The waiter forgot my order stalled me for half an hour and there was no restroom facility to release my anguish, thankfully the bosses thought it wise to do without a suggestion box.
This state of the art facility is also shooting location for top Nigerian reality show ‘Moments with Mo’ and a movie cinema hall.
So i take a lift to the gents my heart palpitating-i can see the headlines blinking-’JOURNALIST PEES ON SELF IN CITY MALL’. fortunately there was one of the floor, still not anywhere near the rehabilitated toilets at Pen cinema, Agege
The glitzy shops, resplendent with jewels, ceramic vases and electronic gadgets on display behind showy glasses dull the senses for a moment but then it means harm than good when you adjust the rear focal lens.

[img]http://arrestedworld.files./2010/11/30102010068.jpg[/img]Now you see what i mean this is the rear of city mall where you get to see the back story.Piles of rubbish and scores of wires hanging down makes this ‘hanging garden of babylon’ a spot on the 7 squalors of Lagos.
Many people however say years of neglecting the erstwhile center of Government is now taking its toll. Rundown Government buildings now house destitutes, vermints and Ghosts.There’s the Ministry of Works, Nitel, too numerous to mention and lots more.Buildings rotting away and the government will not sell nor repair because of political exigencies.
But then it is unthinkable that billions of naira spent in transforming this edifice, Private Property not Government would come to social and infrastructural disrepute

http://arrestedworld./2010/11/01/not-this-city-mall/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: HiTV Wins Another Bid For EPL Right Till 2013 by vwvw(m): 8:24pm On Sep 26, 2010
wink 2013 u said
Crime / Re: Soldiers Batter 3 Lastma Officials! by vwvw(m): 9:42pm On Jul 20, 2010
cheesy correct please make awao popo the bastards some more. LASTMA na the end of sanity for lagos road
Politics / Goodluck To Bar Electricity Nationwide by vwvw(m): 8:03am On Jul 01, 2010
there is gist around that president goodluck jonathan may bar electricity all over the country, following PHCN's poor showing in the last 50 years. he says it will bring the high and low on the same platform- no power for everyone since power for some people is cheating.
he has also ordered the probe of all PHCN's account adding that he is embarrassed by international snide remarks about the poor electricity in the country.
he was recently yabbed at the G8 summit-the super lager-eagles and PHCN caused him pseudo-brain hemorrhage sorry haemorrhoid.
the PHCN ban could take effect immediately, afterall he is minister of power and we all pray he acts as madly as he has done with football-do something crazy when goodluck doesn't work
Sports / Re: Jonathan Bans Nigeria From International Football For Two Years by vwvw(m): 7:48am On Jul 01, 2010
angry now the madness is complete. Goodluck has become like Mugabe and Abacha. I hope he bars the country from existence. for its poor showing in 50 years. no more politicians nada. by the way who is going to carryout the reforms-same rotten politicians and administrators. im currently covering the pension verification exercise in lagos and what a shame. a big shame.FIFA would bar Nigeria indefinitely-i cry in swahili. what minister of sports can explain this stupid interference. why doesn't he bar electricity supply for 2 years-everywhere blackout so we can start afresh--RUBBISH
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by vwvw(m): 6:30pm On Jun 17, 2010
i wish abacha was still head of state. some guys for sleep for guardroom
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by vwvw(m): 7:55am On Jun 12, 2010
angry why fire amodu. Ive seen this before, throughout the qualifiers and the nations cup. same lineup boring eagles, boring matches. should have started with haruna and given the team a little spark. this lineup lacks speed. forget the midfield because undoubtedly Argentina could have the ball for 90 minutes. at the end its theirs for the taking. they'd pile on so much pressure even and after they score the goals. for this game we need someone who can hold the ball, caress and protect it for the formation to make sense. its going be nearly impossible to secure a draw
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by vwvw(m): 10:29pm On Jun 11, 2010
nig 0 argentina 4 the match just ended tongue
Politics / Re: Bankole In Public Brawl With Member by vwvw(m): 8:02pm On Jun 04, 2010
angry tired of guys who keep going "source please"
Politics / Re: Nuhu Ribadu Arrives Nigeria by vwvw(m): 7:59pm On Jun 04, 2010
grin commissioner very funny
Politics / Re: Nuhu Ribadu Arrives Nigeria by vwvw(m): 5:51pm On Jun 04, 2010
sure i agree he's welcome anytime. some people think he's the new INEC chairman
Politics / Nuhu Ribadu Arrives Nigeria by vwvw(m): 5:48pm On Jun 04, 2010
Former Chairman of the Economic and financial crimes commission chairman, Mallam Nuhu Ribadu arrived at the Murtala Mohammed International airport Ikeja, this evening, however he failed to speak on either his reason for coming or his destination.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Bank Test by vwvw(m): 2:00pm On Feb 20, 2010
shocked dont wanna burst ur bubbles, but did my medicals wt diamond in august 2008, up until now no show, more than are a 100 of us are in KIV according to HR. DB isn't a serious bank, dudes shine ur eyes
Romance / Re: Am Confused, My Girlfriend Confessed That She Slept With Our Boss! by vwvw(m): 2:33pm On Feb 09, 2010
Well i got my wife through office romance.Office romance is d best.No pretence.
Politics / Re: Hitler Defends Nigeria [extremely Hilarious Video] by vwvw(m): 9:21am On Feb 09, 2010
Yeah funny.But a man responsible 4 20million deaths is better feted in hell next 2 idi amin & abacha.Beside his plan 4 africa was more sinister.We were 2 manurized.To hell wt nazi and hitler
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana [0 - 1] by vwvw(m): 8:33am On Jan 29, 2010
What a shame.2 get beaten by ghanian teenagers.Crazy
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by vwvw(m): 5:46pm On Jan 13, 2010
Rubbish guru
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by vwvw(m): 11:54pm On Jan 12, 2010
They are overfed and dem hold pay die, appears to be unending chorus on nl.But i check d clubs profile of d 22 chickens and i wonder in yiddish when sudanese jewish and russian clubs became elitist.An overated football ogre called d green eagles, I sigh
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by vwvw(m): 11:27pm On Jan 12, 2010
Chil out guys there more hell comin. And then argentina 7 nig 0.Think its time 2 head 4 d synagogue. Whats tb saying.
Romance / Re: Mutallab :terrorists Akwa-ibom Girl Friend Slumps, On Admission And In Guilt: by vwvw(m): 9:24am On Dec 29, 2009
Frank weytin.European frankestein.And u no know weytin be arab money.First bank money begin and end with abdulmultab

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