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Keaton:
Take it easy bro. What's wrong with you?

I hear you
But don't slam my door like that

Mimzy, I'm tripping for you!

Help! I really need to vote for mimzy! I'm crushing on her

obiorathesubtle:
Dead brain ruminant.. This post implies you wrote those figures..


If you rejected the money, then you'd have completed level 35 of foolishness..


I'm warning you o.. If you write on our notes! I'll make sure you're arraigned and thrown into the damn prison where you belong..

for your dry mind!
you think like a goat!
not every nairalander has brain!
ladies take note

obiorathesubtle:
Stop writing on our currency!! Olodo rapata.. You don't have common 20naira to buy 20 leaves and write whatever nonsense you want to write.. This is an offence o.. Stop writing on our NOTES!!!

I don't abuse money!
it was given to me like that!
I don't manufacture money!
olodo too

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So if they give me the money make I reject abi?
mumu

MRNipples:
@OP the question is not visibliral understandable. make it clear.

corrected

Just simple question, most people will fail it

even lalasticlala

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What does the amount written with pen on the 1,000 note mean?

vizkiz:
op, check what she stores your number with. I am sure it is "sule recharge card"

iceberylin:
THIS IS WORST THAN FZ

cc: obiorathesubtle STFUareyouG0d Asquare49

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You guys really made my day
lol

She doesn't call until she needs recharge card!

I've seen her missed call, I'm afraid to pick.
She's my friend, not gf oo
help!

my phone is always on the table!
I'm rich
I don't flirt
Girls hang around me and pest me
I LOVE HER
&
WHEN SHE SEE THOSE GIRLS MISBEHAVING & THEIR MESSAGES, SHE JUST SMILES

gabinogem:
Why is she staying with ur mum & who is she to ur mum?

she's my mum's goddaughter

ok

wow! nice cook up she's beautiful here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPsuVF29ht4
After her previously released video titled “Baby Mama” , Northside Inc. female dance hall act, Cynthia Morgan releases the video to “Olowo” which is obviously a continuation to her previous creative masterpiece.
Enjoy the Clarence Peters directed flick below
cc: lalasticlala

nawa oo

Veteran Nollywood actress, Monalisa Chinda has gallantly made the cover for the May 2016 issue of Genevieve Magazine.
Monalisa Chinda shared her emotional journey to finding love again in the arms of her childhood love Victor Tonye Cole after her very public divorce.
“ Truthfully I had categorised all men as the same useless idiots (pardon my French),” she told the magazine, adding, “I am happy that I feel differently now. Marriage is always a better option for any woman who is single in this country. Forget 30, once you attain 35 and counting, men in this country call you a dead engine. ”
The actress who revealed she met her husband at 14 got married to her husband, Victor February 20, 2016 in a grand ceremony in the popular city of Port Harcourt.
1Monalisa was formerly married to Segun Dejo-Richard and their marriage crashed in 2009 following domestic abuse.
They had a child together.
cc: lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/monalisa-chinda-i-had-categorized-all-men-as-idiots/

Airforce1 will love this lol

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The state of Indiana has created an avenue where mothers who don’t want their children can safely place them with the government rather than abandon them or try to dispose of them in some horrible way or the other. The state installed two “baby boxes” where mothers can anonymously drop off unwanted newborn babies as an extension of the state’s safe haven law.
Two Safe Haven Baby Boxes were opened to the public recently at Indiana fire stations as part of an initiative to give mothers in crisis a secure place to surrender their babies, said Monica Kelsey, a volunteer firefighter and founder of the nonprofit that created the boxes.

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When a person opens the baby box, a call is immediately placed to 911, and fire and medical personnel are dispatched to the scene. The box is padded and climate controlled to keep the baby warm while still allowing air circulation, Kelsey said, and automatically locks once a person leaves the child and shuts the door.
The box is also equipped with motion sensors that trigger a second 911 call after detecting movement inside. Fire and medical officials would then look the baby over and transport him or her to a local hospital for evaluation. The child is then placed in the custody of the Indiana’s Child Protective Services, Kelsey said.

cc: lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/i/2016/05/07/indiana-installs-baby-boxes-for-unwanted-newborn-babies-photos/

wow! this is getting interesting

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The spokesman of the Nigerian Defence Headquarters, Brigadier Rabe Abubakar, said in a statement on Friday that Boko Haram terrorists have now resorted to parading themselves in uniform. He said:
“As a result of ongoing onslaught against the Boko Haram terrorists in Sambisa forest, the terrorist group has now devised a means of identifying themselves. In this regard, the Boko Haram now wear uniform to blend among locality undetected where they sadly carryout their heinous crime.
The recent apprehension of 2 Boko Haram terrorists in uniform near Dikwa in Borno State, is a pointer towards this direction While the military would sustain the current tempo to further decimate the terrorists, the military is advising the recalcitrant remnant Boko Haram to surrender now and get humane treatment in line with the world best practice.
The members of the public are hereby urged to be wary of this new development and be always alert. Any suspicious persons or object should be reported promptly to the security agencies.”
cc: lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/i/2016/05/07/boko-haram-now-wear-uniforms-to-identify-themselves/

If APC said this, who Am I?

I can't stop laughing

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1715554118688207&id=1397373060506316

lol, for free?

Among the many shocking details revealed by the Tiwa yesterday night that made the internet to stand still; was a statement she made in her interview. The sensational singer said her husband Teebillz used to steal from her when he was her manager. She revealed that’s the major reason why she sacked him as her manager.
She said Teebillz will collect money for her shows and lie to her that he has not been paid. in her words: ”I have had to perform for free at shows just because he lies about money”.
The kele kele love crooner also added that she has had to pay her husbands debts on several occasions because he borrows alot.
lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/my-husband-used-to-steal-from-me-tiwa-savage/

She's beautiful!!

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The former Aviation minister shared a photo of his daughter, Folake and wrote “Happy birthday to my darling daughter Folake. May God continue to be with you and bless u. Many more years to come my dear. Live long and prosper!”.
cc: lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/i/2016/04/29/ffk-shares-photo-of-his-daughter-folake-as-he-wishes-her-a-happy-birthday/

lalasticala, find her now! fp

nice video though