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Family / Re: Should A Single Lady Be Friends With A Married Man? by wafer1: 10:37am On Aug 19, 2022
Carcholce:
You are just worrying yourself over two grown adult that are very aware of what they are doing.

Or you want them to tell you the truth where this is going?


God I kneel down dey beg, don’t let me reduce myself to be calling a single lady at night when I’m married. I mean I can marry two wives and a third one when the first two are getting old, instead of hiding to call at night.


OP, just leave that your friend. Either She successfully breaks the man’s home or the man successfully use his hand to break his home, or the man uses his senses to “hit and run” and break her heart. The latter is even better, las las you will give her your shoulder to cry on and continue from where the man stopped.
That's the truth right here
Business / Re: FG Blocks Mobile Payment, Telecoms Network Access To Online Loan Firms by wafer1: 10:21am On Aug 19, 2022
Shut them down and arrest them. Most especially addmoney. They are criminals.
Food / Re: I Caught This Pigeon Flying In My Room, I Cooked And Ate It by wafer1: 4:46pm On Mar 13, 2022
Maj196:
Yes, only to savages like you.
what ever. We eat it and take pride in the proteinous addition to our bodies
Food / Re: I Caught This Pigeon Flying In My Room, I Cooked And Ate It by wafer1: 4:44pm On Mar 13, 2022
LastProphet:


grin wicked
You're welcome to have a bite when next I prepare it
Food / Re: I Caught This Pigeon Flying In My Room, I Cooked And Ate It by wafer1: 7:31pm On Mar 10, 2022
Maj196:
Yes I do, but guess what chicken is an Orthodox bird for consumption. Tell anybody out there you ate a chicken and pigeon. Then see what they'll say about the pigeon.
Pigeon is also an Orthodox bird to us. So calm the Bleep down
Food / Re: I Caught This Pigeon Flying In My Room, I Cooked And Ate It by wafer1: 7:29pm On Mar 10, 2022
LastProphet:


He's too young to understand such, not his fault a country of thoughtless grownups as his only role models. Who in his right frame of mind kills pigeons for food?
Any animal you can eat comfortably is edible. I buy pigeons from my neighbors to eat. It's yummy

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Dig The Ground With Their Hands To Get Drinking Water (Video) by wafer1: 1:22am On Mar 10, 2022
colorsofrainbow:

Which one come better now?
Effect of weed
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Most Interesting Movie You Can't Get Tired Watching? by wafer1: 10:35am On Mar 03, 2022
Rush hour series
Crime / Re: NDLEA Destroys 255 Hectares Of Cannabis Farms In Ondo (photos) by wafer1: 10:45am On Feb 24, 2022
What a loss to the owner of the farm and the smokers. However I wanna know of the NDLEA were there when the weed was burning cos if they are then by now we should have a bunch of over high NDLEA officers
Politics / Re: Zulum Gives ₦100Million To 152 Ex-Thugs For Renouncing Thuggery In Borno by wafer1: 12:26pm On Feb 19, 2022
All these gist na lie.
Food / Re: God Blessed Me With A Big Bush Meat This Morning by wafer1: 9:01am On Jan 11, 2022
psychologist:
It is funny how everybody find this animal cruelty being promoted on nairaland funny

It just encourage people to do more harm to harmless animals because they are sure of making front page
They don't harm them. They eat them. That's a great food chain setup. So don't mess up the chain with your unwanted emotional rants. It's a natural thing.
Politics / Re: Governor Zulum Disguised As A Patient, Caught Officials Collecting ₦10,000 by wafer1: 7:30am On Nov 08, 2021
Cholls:
My brother that Oga na drama King
original drama queen set. We know what we know
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Wore Skintight Gym Jumpsuit To Shop In The Mall by wafer1: 6:48pm On Sep 20, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright...

No matter the exercise and work out....

Bobby way small baby(ifeanyi)and adult baby(davido) don suck can never remain the same

U nailed it. Mah realest nigga
Religion / Re: SCOAN Names Evelyn Joshua As New Leader by wafer1: 12:06pm On Sep 14, 2021
BeboNGN:



The foundation you were expecting voodooist, shaman, cultists, occult to take over his burial right. But you were disappointed.

But, you try Sha, you were still waiting and standing... hope leg no dey pain you sha

The truth of the matter is aready out there. Am just waiting for when it shall be fully exposed. Was never a fan of the TB Joshua and the Bishiris sha
Family / Re: We Quarrel Because Of Sex by wafer1: 7:12am On Sep 13, 2021
Give her a glass of night train liquor. It will awaken her libido. Thank me later
Religion / Re: SCOAN Names Evelyn Joshua As New Leader by wafer1: 6:48am On Sep 13, 2021
The whole SCOAN thing dey make me scratch head. We africans say good things about people when they are gone but i wonder why those close to Prophet TB keep coming out after his death to say bad stuff about him. And those praising his work are those who aint even close to him. Why have there been too much controversy around the church recently? Evelyn was never introduced to the world as a pastor or prophetess or whatever. She was just the wife of tb joshua. Why the sudden elevation to that leadership level and why the sudden eviction of the disciples. The whole drama is very unhealthy for the body of christ. And my hunch is telling me the fault is from the foundation but i know time will tell.
Family / Re: Mother Gives Birth To Three Kids For Son In Kwara (pics) by wafer1: 6:33am On Sep 13, 2021
Thats some goat life shit right here
Food / Re: Bush Rabbit We Killed by wafer1: 8:24am On Aug 23, 2021
Oyinlomobambam:



That's rabbit not rat...

Àbí I don't know what we eat?
Bro. Thats a giant rat not a rabbit.
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Caught Eating Faeces From WC In Osun State (Disturbing Video) by wafer1: 1:23pm On Jun 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Who knows if our resident Nairaland Yahoo boy, Slawomiir might have eaten all the faeces at Oba Market public toilet.
Slawomir is the realest nigger here. I always look forward to his ideologies about stuff. Dont drag my nigger into this.
Romance / Re: Please Which Song Can You Recommend For Someone With Fresh Heartbreak? by wafer1: 10:20am On Jun 02, 2021
Either Neyo - so sick or Jussie Smollet - i'll never love again
Family / Re: Chinese Woman Finds Out On Son's Wedding Day That Bride Is Actually Her Daughter by wafer1: 7:10pm On Apr 06, 2021
Another Wale Adenuga Production
Romance / Re: Things I Wish I Was Told About Marriage. by wafer1: 12:46pm On Mar 28, 2021
I aint clicking too

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Food / Re: See The Tomatoes And Onions I Bought For 50 Naira In Zaria by wafer1: 2:52pm On Feb 02, 2021
Mokason288:
Awuf dey run belle

That’s why the North is still very poor because they are very comfortable with cheap things

From cheap transportation

To cheap accommodation

To cheap food...

You can’t make it in your comfort zone

MODIFIED : To those kids quoting me ,have you asked your self why the South East and South South that things are very very expensive the individuals living there are super rich and richer than the North

I HOPE I MADE SENSE

Youre bleeped
Politics / Re: Kano LG Polls: NDLEA Screens 250 Candidates, Says Some Of Them Are Drug Addict by wafer1: 8:22am On Dec 12, 2020
Youve said it all bro. I wrap of arizona weed for you
Arrewa:
yet the Abokis are performing wonders in their region. Developing their states.


I prefer to be ruled by a drug addict that can deliver...

Than to be ruled by this...

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Romance / Re: Most Annoying Nairalander by wafer1: 4:39pm On Sep 30, 2020
That damn nigger guy. I think its slawomir. But its fun reading his comments
Religion / Re: How Were You Able To Quit Your Addiction? by wafer1: 10:30am On Sep 06, 2020
My addiction is heroin. I would love to to hear from someone that have successfully overcome that kind of addiction. Cos the shit jave taken hold of me
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Lover Did To You After A Breakup? by wafer1: 9:09am On Jul 24, 2020
We broke up then she went to my regular hangout spot, broke my bottle of beer and threatened to stab me with it in front of my friends. Truth be told i was so high so i peed a bit in my pants

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Politics / Re: Magu: I Was Shocked When I Read The ‘Nonsense’ Allegations Against Me by wafer1: 12:53pm On Jul 17, 2020
Same thought i had when i heard the allegations. The real person that is supposed to be interrogated is malami not Magu. Malami got skeletons in his cupboard.
Health / Re: Help, My Newborn Has This Skin Problem by wafer1: 10:09pm On Jun 28, 2020
This one na Jedi Jedi. Get scent leaf, squeeze to get the leaf juice, both mother and baby should drink it morning and evening daily. You will see the result in three days. Same thing happened to my son.
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Are Expecting A Baby by wafer1: 4:57pm On May 30, 2020
I pray the baby don't look like a babyish ancestor with rheumatism and atritis
Food / Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by wafer1: 2:28pm On May 16, 2020
Kind feels like eating a Nigger. See its human like face

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Crime / Re: 38-Year-Old Man Caught Raping A 13-Year-Old Girl In Opolo, Bayelsa State by wafer1: 11:36am On Feb 27, 2020
An eye for an eye. He too should be raped by ex convicts that have been in prison for over twenty years

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