Me and my family don't eat snails. So snails is out of the line for me

Slim hips black Fanta

Carot:
but pussy no dey expire.

Expired pussy dey now. Check well

CamelCase:



I'm in udu road in warri.. if you're a serious buyer hit me up on Whatsapp or gimme a call let's discuss... My number is in my profile.

Ok oniovo

MadamVanessa:


Figment of your own imagination.

Honestly, women manage men, let's not go there. Because men stinks terribly, from incurable halitosis, down to unendurable body odour..kai about 99.9% of men have these problems especially Nigerian men.

D's 1 matta wen no konsign you Cum dey pain you like D's hope is not what am thinking 🤔. Make I kukuma talk ahm abi your kpekus dey smell too am just asking for NL.

NBAjunior:
Some girls are so disgusting and such a big turn off 🤮

I met with a girl have been crushing on yerstaday at a hotel but was so disappointed ☹️

When she opened her leg Omo the room was stinking fish odour plus there was stretch marks on the sides of her laps such a big turn that my prick went flat instantly.

This is a message to all girls take care of your body especially your private part no sane man would love to eat dirty

You ladies can do better Abeg!

Smelling virgina pussy, I mean smelling ToTo turns me off completely. I hate pussy that stinks will just tell her to wear her pant... I no do again ;

motionarena:


Mumu.

Go check how your mama and Sis laps be like

Easy motion arena

nedekid:

You sure say him dagger the kpekus? Weh the evidence naaa, weh common belle not to talk of puppies.

Sure. if na you, you no go dagger enough before everywhere cast. Her Puna don cast sha... Na old Congo de dey

D's 1 Israel done dagger her kpekus taya still dey form Sisi. Her Puna na, na expansivety 😆😂😁😳

@Op hope no be kleg ride I wan buy so my location ughelli your location please let's deal

excanny:


Dogs to patrol 10 acres?

How many dogs and which breed?

If you can't afford expensive dogs go local breed and use some local medicine for them to be aggressively against theifs

excanny:
I will like to get inputs of plantain farmers.

What is the best way to prevent theft of plantain when they are nearing harvest?


I'm really in need of advice as it's been a major discouragement for me to start.

If you can afford a room apartment for you to stay there for sometime and try and have like 3,4 dogs to watch the place for any intruder

Mine both MTN and Airtel is 26yrs I never for once changed SIMz

My Sendo x then na dead... D hottnesss of the phone can press cloths

tosaino95:
I need a skin toning soap and cream but some people are saying the tura soap do bleach skin.
if it true ?
and which cream is best for skin toning

That's was then not now. Tura soap 🧼 now adays are all fake 🤥

Will rather pray for myself and my family not the nation. The lotters from the national treasury account should pray for the nation.

With lil small bullet vibrator you'll see the magic unfold. Settle down and focus on down bellow start the job and use the bullet on the clitoriiss you see her cum multiple times. Can bet my balls on that... ooohh forgot she'll scream many times as she orgasmed or cummed

Will buy machete with it to clear my palm trees farm

Smelling virgina pussy, I mean smelling ToTo turns me off completely. I hate pussy that stinks will just tell her to wear her pant... I no do again

[quote author=blessingnenye post=125869672]What are some of the biggest turn off for men.

Materialism.
Insensitivity
A woman who keeps numerous male friends in the name of not putting all your eggs in one basket.
Nagging and lots more you can find in the article.


Smelling virgina pussy, I mean smelling ToTo turns me off completely. I hate pussy that stinks will just tell her to wear her pant... I no do again

itubaba001:
Saw this on my site .

Imperial catapillar

Jlow2:
Let it be done first , because we know what apc promises looked like in the past 8years

Let it be done first APC and lies

Kingcalls:
400 times ..as per sex slave... lies...

Let's ask her is it per min or per sec. Lol

Rubyjade:
Share you experience with a mad person

Me yes first time was at badagry roundabout mad man walks up to me that he's hungry Was doing my thing I kukuma tell am to meet mama put by the side of the road to sell food for him, mama put signal me bros bros make I sell food for am I said yes that am coming. After i finish what am doing I went and pay for what the mad man bought

Second was last week Sunday another mad woman ask me for money at the market in delta me tell am say I go buy food for you I no go give you money later bought fried potatoes and akara for her

ADURA123:
Good evening fellow NL members,
My story may be long but pls endeavor to read to the end so that you can make proper suggestions or advice.

I have been married for more than 10yrs now with beautiful kids, my marriage is one that many Young guy will wish to have, but along the the line I don't know what happened things begin to nose dive. In the last 6yrs I discovered that I struggle to make love to my wife, she will either tell you ohh, she is tire or she don't like sex much..this I have endured for all this years with no cheating.
Her qualities are
She can cook
She can keep the house clean
She can manage resources
And she is accommodating to my people
In all this years I have never cheated on her, proudly saying it coz my dad warned me of cheating on my wife rather I should divorce her and go for another wife.

My qualities are
I work and earn like about 700k net a month.
I give feeding allowance and personal total of 100k a month while I invest the rest on a project which she is aware of.
I don't drink or smoke
I don't keep late night
and I am the best friend to her and my kids.
Honestly having talk to her for over 5yrs on this issues of love making and she refused to change, then I have decided to yield to my dad advice and ask her to leave...she is not aware of this plan, but trust me it will hit her.
I allow her to do little job to have her own finance is not as if she contribute anything in the house, but she is claiming stubborn, I love her so much, it will hurt me to cheat on her, something I have not done since I got married to her.
I plan moving to a new place in February, and she doesn't fit into my plans.

My decision between now and December is
1 Avoid asking her for lobe making
2 Continue taking care of her so she won't suspect anything
3 when she comes close I avoid her.
4 February I issues divorce papers and give her like 1m to go get her life back

Is there anything more I can do for her?
Advice me pls...
Pls mods should help me run this on FP

Bros try get sense small, you're heartless why will you divorce your wife that gave birth to your children because of sex... Free that woman abeg. You too mature for this you guys should try make things work not this way abeg

Kobojunkie:
So two men violently assault another man, and you think it should be ignored? Anyways.... na be bother to engage you.

Ok na tell @Op to tell Mr X to sue them. I done comot hand for the matter

Ugobaba:
I have been having this dream of having a white lady as a wife…. Where can I meet a white lady here in Nigeria.

Ikeja Allen avenue

Zonefree:

No be for this same Nairaland me and you dey read where married men dey lament how their wives always give them timetable for sex

Being married does not stop sexual addiction.

About 85.453% of men married to Nigerian ladies are sex starved and always hórny.

Why most of our NL dude they always fear marriage thing. To me oo marriage nai easy pass

Kobojunkie:
Op did a good job staying away from the fight abeg. If he has intervened and gotten himself killed, what then? No be everyone get stamina like you.

OP did good by recording the event instead. Where I fault him is not dialing 911(112 is Nigeria's emergency number) at the same time.

Make @Op tell Mr X say make he chill the matter wahala no too good attimes. Make Mr X fashy the matter more life ahead of us

You @Op your matter nai strange pass why not call Mr X during the meeting say landlord and him papa dey around make he Mr X no show up. And with all the wahala you no fit separate fight rather na camera man you later be well to me oo tell Mr x make he chill the matter that who fight run away gat to fight another day. Naso I just dey reason my own matter

Jewessgratitud3:


I'm a female.

No wonder

Godfullsam:


Nothing will happen.

God has given mankind the brain and material resources to solve his/her problems. When you fail to utilize what God has given you to solve your problems, you render God incapacitated in that aspect.

That's why I said they should stop the looting because Thier brains doesn't work