Wawelexy:


You are still very young
You are in school
You are an orphan
You chose a female as your bestie
You are doing the do with her
You are doing it raw without condoms
You still have the guts to tell us no insults

I wish I can lay my hands on you and test this original USB cable on your thigh... foolish boy

Wipe Am oraimo cord[color=#006600][/color]

jericco1:
She's looking for where the grass is greener..
For now it's you, tomorrow it could be someone else.. I have an ex like that and I have made it known to her that we can never be a thing again. She will respect your decision, only thing is that she might want sexual favor once in a while.

PotatoSalad:
2015. Sent my very good friend of 5 years 400k to help me run a project while I out of town, to arrive in two weeks. This MAN used my money to run his own ish with hopes of using the profits to do my project. E choke. I got my money back after many threats. Today, we're enemies.

2. This man encountered one chance people and they took all his belongings. Gave him one of my android phones to use for the meantime, to return it when he bounces back. This man sold my phone.

People can do anything when they're desperate.
All those moral and religious values will fly out the window

Polynek:
My kindred brother came to me and ask me guy make I see ur ATM weda na dsame size with mine, I smiled in my mind and bring it out, He crammed d 15 digit wen I was washing my clothes, He dropped d card and left.
He came back and asked me to give Him my fone to collect some movies, I Also smiled and give him, when He was done, he returned d fone, in d evening I went out to withdraw some cash, I remember wat happened and I decided to check my balance
Wen I checked, he has withdrawn 30k, I only flash Him and he called me 5 times in 2mins, I was jox smiling I didn't pick his call bcoz I wanted to test his fear, he called more than 5 times again and I picked up,
I asked him his where about he said is dea any problem , I told him to resend my 30k b4 1h if he doesn't want to get exposed, l know wat u d

id to me but I don't want to expose U but if u want to deny, I ll exposed you, and u must pay it He told me to calm down dat he will send it back d next day dat he has a serious problem.
He paid back instalmentally 10k twice and I told him to forget d remaining 10k bcox he was still schooling den, I understand his condition, but warned him never to scam a close person again. He is doing well now in scamming

Jalaw:
Try it with Ayade, you go rot in jail

McOluOmo:
Forbidden deity

They eat it here in cross rivers. Is very common here









Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

Omooba77:


GMB and his .......................................................................................................Let me not laugh..........................

seunny4lif:
UEFA wan spoil football for us.
Away goals are the main thing, that’s one of the reason all supporters know maths because we dey always calculate the goals

Those away goals makes the football games sweet more jooor

Very soon UEFA will introduce playing mins to 30 mins each HT
UEFA head don scatter

unbitchable:

Most of you are illiterates. Being political shouldn't take away one's sense of reasoning.
What law has Twitter broken?
Did Twitter force Buhari to download Twitter App?
What does an analogue Buhari knows about Tech?

Federickson02:
Jorginho have done another awoof for them. Low key hoping this will be his last season with us since they're Alot of better midfielders out there we can get

Assnal fans should masturbate on this "lucky" win as usual. Because it'll be only thing they'll celebrate come d end of the season.

We know naw. Thank you[color=#006600][/color]
No UCL qualification, no Europa league qualification. Finished team

ictjobber:
Brace yourself

Amirullaha:
Who her pretty epp
Everybody is pretty so far they use a good camera...
Let her take pictures with Tecno w2 or itel 1507 and brag about being pretty...

everlymoore86:
A time shall come , even the president of countries will become ushers in the church.