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AdorableSapphir:
Kai kai kai!
When will some men ever have sense? Upon you claimed to be a street man, you still dont have sense to know that shes a death trap and you took her to your house?.

Just tell your DSS undercover agents that they should rent an apartment near you cos what you fail to realise is that such a girl has taken an oath to strictly do what shes doing as biz and will never develop any feelings for you or hesitate to pull the trigger when the time to accomplish her mission comes.
Theyll will come to your house through her, Carry out their mission ( God help you if you're left alive) and then she'll be gone with the wind.

What you dont know is that they saw you before you even saw the girl at the resrun. You were a target and you really fell big time; they won't stop until mission is accomplished. Receive sense cos I see you're only thinking with your D now but your eye go soon clear.
For your mind now you don see a girl. Wait until she shows you what she really is.
At this point, you're no longer safe even if you back out cos youve already taken her to your house.

I dont know why men always act stupid once they see a lady. Its 2020 na. At least you guys should receive small sense. Very annoying.

Nigga you took the words right out of my mouth

Recxzy019:
Hi everyone.
Please I need mature opinions. Thanks.

So I work offshore, so I'm on my 3weeks break before going back to work. There's a lungu where we always stay to relax and drink. It's more of a ghetto in warri.
So I sat and was surfing the internet when I saw this fine girl with bum short. Glowing dark skin, tall, nice hips, better yansh. She sat a little distant from me with some guys. Then I was about leaving when I was about to pay for what I bought, she also came and ordered some stuffs for their table. So I just struck a little conversation
Me: hi
Girl:hi
Me: I saw you come in not quite long. I must say you have a gorgeous skin
Girl: Thank you
Me: lemme buy you a drink.
Girl: oh really?? Thank you

After taking her drink and the one I bought for her, she asked I come to their table. I was reluctant a bit but I got another drink and went to their table. She introduced me to the guys she was with as her boyfriend and the other one as her bestie. We shook hands and were talking about different things. Then the girl came and sat next to me and started telling me how handsome I am, that she was ready to make me have a splendid night. In my mind, I was like ode, me wey I don dey street before you. I was just shaking my head as she was saying everything. After some time, she said her drink was finished that she'd like more drink and she'd like to eat as well. In my mind I was like shebi you have boyfriend, why tell me this rubbish na... Shuu!!
I said choose one between drinking and eating. She chose eating. So I gave her 2k instantly. Her face gladdened with hidden smile. She didn't know when she pecked me. I was really surprised. �� Even her boyfriend shook my hand and said thank you. Later on, the other guy now started telling me ehnn.. Don't hurt my bestie oo. It's obvious my bestie has fallen for you. I said ahhh. Una don see mugu abi.
P.S... Giving her the 2k doesn't mean I fell for their pranks oo. I just gave her because she mentioned food. I just Wan shake her leg make she for know say I no be smello.
Where did I stop?? So I exchanged numbers with her and went to my car (Benz). Immediately she saw me enter the car, she ran towards the car and was asking if she could just be with me tonight. I said what of her boyfriend? She told me to forget that one. So I told her to come in. We left there and I felt like taking spirits. But before then we went to her place and she changed into something better, I waited for her in the car. So we hit the road, we got to the lounge and we did few shots of gold label. She said she wanted shisha, she smoked and after, she danced to her full bele. Then it was time to go home and off we went to my house. Meanwhile I sent a text to my dss friend for undercover agents to man the area and around my house. He has even replied me that he's deployed them already. In case she wants to be over smart. (no loose guarding). I'm in my room upstairs, she's in the visitors room.
But my issue is I can easily snatch the girl form the guy if they're dating for real. She's the typical physique of the woman I ever want. I'm thinking if her head is down and she doesn't misbehave, I could help her become a better person cos I really like her.

You met a girl in the lungu and you swear she's the best thing since sliced bread just cos she has the physique of your dream woman? Now you've concluded you've found your dream woman?

In a ghetto in WARRI

I know your mind is prolly fuckin with you telling you she's your soulmate and mother of your unborn kids..but G, you're in for some rude awakening.

You're about to get swindled!

Jewessgratitude:
I feel your pain dear. Especially considering the way girls of this generation are looking for big penis like their whole lives depend on it. But why did you have to go to olosho? Please don't do that again.

Now, do you believe in God? Do you believe in prayers? Then go to God now in prayers and talk to Him. He's your maker just tell him Him as it is bothering you, how big you want it and youll testify. In fact, there's a prayer and fasting going on in RCCG worldwide. Just key into by joining the fast. then pray ceaselessly about it. I'm assuring you, you must testify.
The fasting started just two weeks ago, and I personally have recorded testimonies. So God is out to do wonders this year for those who believe.

It is well.

Do you realise how stupid this sounds? you must be a dolt!

This babe again!? Is she mentally deranged or something?

All Patoranking does is make money moves and stay outta trouble..

My guy!

galaxy2020:
Ihedioma 273,404

Uche Nwosu 190,364

Araraume Ifeanyi. 114,676

Hope uzodinma 96,458.

That's the result, 4rd becomes first, what about the 2nd and 3rd person?

This is the same question I've been asking... How can you skip the next person with the highest votes? On what basis?

Akanoaaa:
Hello sir/ma. Please I have issue with my gionee phone this evening, the phone was unlock and my small cousin was playing with it and he mistakenly clicked on "Amiclone" then on "old phone" and then on "remove the machine data" unknowingly and all my contacts, call logs, pictures, videos and all my music disappeared. Please what I can I do to restore them back? Please I need help a brother.

E don red for you be that. What make of Gionee is that? I use an M5plus

Unfortunately there's nothing you can do to get it back. If only ur cousin had clicked on send data to a new machine

NwaAmaikpe:




I am proud of him and I hope he does not feel bad about this.

He has the money,
He has the fame,
He has the looks,
He has the charisma,
He has the achievements,
He has the preek

He'd only be a fool to shortchange himself by sticking to one lady when he should use all his spare time in getting his preek wet.
The worst that will happen is that she will leave and another will happily come.
In fact, he should dump the two of them.

These ladies are not loyal.
They're down with you when you're up,
And the relationship is up once you're down.
Then you'd chase after them like a lost puppy while they make you feel guilty for making it fail.

Being broke amplifies your flaws but a rich man is loved and God-sent to them.
Ask Venita or ask Regina.

By default, the most subtle of women is a self-centered schemer.
So you think you're playing her when she actually designed the game plan for you.

Even your own wife who complains that you spend too much time hanging out with your male buddies in your youthful days won't give a shiiit about you when she goes spending months on end doing 'omugwo' at the kids' when you two are aged and your game is up.

Enjoy life now my brothers.
But enjoy it safely.
If you wanna go raw, just ensure you don't let a dumb girl get pregnant for you.

God bless Ubunja with more wisdom so that his miseducations will further free more fvckboy, toycvnt husbands who think the only reason God created them is to lick female butt.
If only they knew they'd have more butts to play with if they never licked one.

Men have been the victim all along, these crafty women are the victors.
They make you feel guilty for wanting more yansh when they won't think twice to spread their legs for anyone who can give them attention, give them money or tell them what they want to hear.

Lacazette please don't allow yourself be at the mercy of a woman because the only thing she can offer to you can be offered to you by thousand others.

Endorsed, Signed & Sealed!!!


NwaAmaikpe,May Wisdom never depart from your cerebrum.

Another confirmation to Ubunja's Miseducations

Thegeneralqueen:
It's so sad her husband left her in this terrible situation i hope she sue him

Feminists stay yarning dust

Sue kor, Suède ni

A woman i call my wife and take good care of paid me back by sleeping with my gateman... In our matrimonial home?
No that's the height of disrespect and insolence!

If I was cacudu benson, i would have just sent her back to her creator.. I would spread her legs wide apart, insert the nozzle of my glock into her orifice, pull the trigger, sending the bullet through her cervix and blowing off her internal organs.

Fucklove:
Terrible Hunger in the land. Buhari why why why

Holy communion wine na food?

machuks45:
Normal drink no do u,nah holy communion wine u go dey steal.

You no know say na that one dey shark pass!?

You go high sotey you go reach where Bros J dey, begin follow am nack teeth

At this point, they are showing off.