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liverpudian9:
Fcmb keh na Yoruba dier bankers dey speak for abeokuta they are not different from old community bank

Lmao, your comment had me in stiches bro.

Any Bank wey dey outside Lagos,...na dier local dialect Dem dey use run show oo..very irritating

landforeast:
You make sense Jare
You need one chilled Trophy
Hola me any time you are in my hood
I like reading comments of sensible people

Bless up bro, you too much.

ayanbaba2:
this year summary weak me ooooo!

10/10

Lmao, na real matters bros.

Na the Instagram Lagos life I just summarize so make nobody come dey make you inferior because say you no dey live for Lagos.

Na only 5% of residents dey enjoy Lagos, the rest 95% na suffer head...no gock am.

Pesin wey dey earn 50k for Ibadan better pass CEO wey dey earn 100k for Lagos.

OVB123:
Is lagos as hard as what u just posted now, why are people still trooping into lagos?

Baba people move for different reasons.
Different strokes for different folks and I'm letting you know the current situation on ground. You cannot really go that far in Lagos if you don't have some kind of support (housing, accomodation, feeding and transportation)...

The system is designed to keep one stagnant for some time due to the bills. Lagos is good for business due to population growth....even if you sell popcorn in a busy street you will make your money...but your standard of living is low due to the fact that you are stressed 80% of the time coupled with anxiety issues.

As a young fresh graduate, I would not advice anyone to come here to do 9to5, e no pay unless na oil and gas, telcomms or tech brother. Most entry level sef no dey earn pass 150k...half of that goes to tfare..feeding...and family members...you are running the rat race.. If you are still doing nysc...save the living shit out of that money, go back home..start POS, scanning, printing, passport photograph..infact just have a busy place that churns out money daily...within 6 months...find another location and replicate the same business. That's how you build a viable business.

Alternatively, if you want to go the entrepreneurship route in Lagos, there are good hubs u can go to learn work (computer village, trade fair, Alaba, idumota, ladipo)...after a while you can start up...but if you don't have the means ..na east sure pass....I know one big time business man for east....he dey enter Lagos via night bus to buy goods...that same day...he don enroute go back base... So it depends on what works for you like i said..the internet has demystified entrepreneurship now...u can stay in sambisa forest and do business.

Cheers.

Unnerve:
If financial provision was so ordinary, you lots won't be writing long articles to defend your leeching behaviour. Cleaning and cooking is something anyone can be paid to do, it's not a special power of women. We are not in the 1800s

Lazy fcks.

Reading her post alone, you'd know her entitlement mentality reeks from miles away.

Everybody should be able to earn an income, I see ya'll clamouring for gender equality but dip when it's time to pay bills / put on the generator...loool...the world would be a better place if men would just head over to YouTube to learn basic meals...

Asides Toto..nothing else Dem dey offer.
A large number of Nigerian women are leeches, na d same OT dier mama dey give Dem...marry rich husband, so that he will take care of our family.

olawhuyhi:
U don change completion year about a million times

na wetin Dem Sabi how to do best, yahoo government and ingridients.

Omar09:
SOME MEN CHASE AFTER WOMEN, OTHERS CHASE AFTER THEIR DREAMS AND IN CASE YOU ARE CONFUSED ON WHICH ONE TO CHASE, REMEMBER YOUR DREAMS WILL NOT WAKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDES IT DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE

This is deep bro.

Lock yourself up in one room and yourself this question.

If i loose my job today or my earnings take a nosedive, will cynthia take the next available flight ?

Your answer lies therein.

If you are a young man trying to build a future, Don't marry a woman that cannot hold her own shit together, Don't marry a woman that makes excessive demands, Cynthia is just with you until her real husband comes along.

It may end in tears, use your UPPER most importantly.

I wish you all the best.

adetunjioludami:
Lols, whatever you say is on you man, I'd rather be an idiot pissing on your zero senses than be the opposite. Uncultured fellow.

You come for me, I come for you.

No hard feelings.

busar:
Ogbeni stop insulting people up and down! Go review your ridiculous price.... Some of una no dey fear God at all! And you talk say your name is "walkwithGod"... Maybe you should review your name too alongside with your price...

Bro, I don't have any issues with anyone.
It's a free marketplace. I did not put a gun to anyone's head.

It's a free world. If you feel you cannot afford a particular item, simply walk away. You cannot bully me to reduce price. They are not stolen items. I am not running a charity organization. I am not doing giveaway. Haba !

If you come for me, I come for you. That's just it.

Cheers bro.

Stupid fool, look at the kind of silly questions you are asking at your age.

Short bastard of a prostitute.

Foolish son of a drunken father !

adetunjioludami:
Hey man, your price is ridiculous, just face it and stop spewing jargon. In as much as you want to sell at a good price,you should also be reasonable. Im not certain anyone in dia right senses would come to your dm and start bargaining. Good luck.

It doesn't change the fact that you are an idiot.

See as your head be like shekere, unam ikot mkpo !

OJURONGBE1:
Easy bro...
There are people doing corporate jobs here who have been able to buy and build nice edifices all from their 8-5pm salaried jobs.
I knew someone who came to this city in 2013 with 4 shirts, 2 trousers and few native wears, lived with a family friend for a year before he rented an apartment but today at 33, he has a 3 bedroom house at ikorodu and a plot of land few minutes drive from Eputu, ibeju-lekki all from his corporate job proceeds.
I shared his story because i carried his ghana-must-go bag on my head to Lagos park 7years ago.
Professionals who are not even in the oil&gas sector are earning decent salaries enough to buy or build a house within 4 years in this Lagos.
Our prayers should be to God to spare our lives so that we can make the efforts and bless them.

Also e depend on the kind job wey e dey do.

you cannot compare a senior software developer to a marketer wey dey carry form dey hustle client for Berger pedestrian bridge.

OJURONGBE1:
Easy bro...
There are people doing corporate jobs here who have been able to buy and build nice edifices all from their 8-5pm salaried jobs.
I knew someone who came to this city in 2013 with 4 shirts, 2 trousers and few native wears, lived with a family friend for a year before he rented an apartment but today at 33, he has a 3 bedroom house at ikorodu and a plot of land few minutes drive from Eputu, ibeju-lekki all from his corporate job proceeds.
I shared his story because i carried his ghana-must-go bag on my head to Lagos park 7years ago.
Professionals who are not even in the oil&gas sector are earning decent salaries enough to buy or build a house within 4 years in this Lagos.
Our prayers should be to God to spare our lives so that we can make the efforts and bless them.

Nice one baba, I'm not disputing that fact.

I'd rather rent a 2bd on the mainland than erect a structure in Ikorodu all in the name of being a property owner.

Though I can build in Ikorodu for rental purposes only and live somewhere else.

Different strokes for different folks.

spinna:
Bro u have said it all.. The property I had in mind was rental ppty

If you wan buy property to put on rental, na good investment.

Real estate no dey depreciate. That one no mean say make u go buy house for ikorodu ooo...find better location for mainland.. even if na bungalow..you go cashout.

StChivalry:
Your summation is a sign that you have been in friendship with a large percent of them.
I hope u never experienced any relinquishing and diminishing of resources(i.e:funds.)? I also pray none rent ur heart to pieces because that is mostly their handiwork and trademark.

lol, na thier handwork be that na..

I don pass all thier bullshit test tay tay, I just dey warn my brothers make Dem no go jam agbako.

A word is enough for the wise.

chillex8:
Bro calm down.
If you wanna sell your items at very good prices, go to jiji.

Check my adverts here. I placed same on jiji and even added 5k/10k on each item on jiji, as per say nairaland na my family.

Most buyers came from JIJI and didn’t bargain.

So expect ridiculous pricing here because it’s a CLEARANCE SALES thread.

You don hail your jvc tv ?

chillex8:
Bro calm down.
If you wanna sell your items at very good prices, go to jiji.

Check my adverts here. I placed same on jiji and even added 5k/10k on each item on jiji, as per say nairaland na my family.

Most buyers came from JIJI and didn’t bargain.

So expect ridiculous pricing here because it’s a CLEARANCE SALES thread.

You are valid bro.

Normal level, if pesin post wetin you like the price no go well with your pocket, the logical thing to do is enter seller's dm and bargain..if e dey good..seller go sell give you.

Seller post price no mean Uno fit bargain, I just hate the average Nigerian entitlement mentality.

Dem go dey dictate price give you like say na dier mama get am.

Way too many low ballers on this Platform.

Dem think say na charity organization or giveaway carnival men come do for here.

Drop your number make we relate, cheers.

TOPCRUISE:
If you have many girlfriends, chances that you will be accused if rape is high

Na the cruise wey dey there be that.

All of them go gather do meeting, enter twitter dey chant rape up and down.

Women have weaponised the word 'rape' these days. If Dem see say you young, fresh, come hold small change for hand...u bang them...no strings attached...Dem go come love up..

U wey be say na speedy darlington nigga Japa, she go dey catch feelings come only dey call you rapist.

The game is rigged if we are being fair. Once a woman accuses you of rape, the whole world believes her. You ain't shit that moment, n*gga.

God help the men folk out there.

spinna:
I was born in Lagos and relocated like 2 years ago.

I think Lagos is a wonderful playground city for the rich but a monstrous soul sucker for the workers.
Working in Lagos means waking up at 5 am.. Earlier for some..and you'll meet crowd outside. Traffic is terrible and a wild game that will raise your bp. Rents are high
However entertainment and lifestyle are the best..hotels, clubs, pubs...suya .. Shawarma etc fine girls ..interesting beer jist..etc
As I said a rich mans playground. If you have a good salary in Lagos make sure u buy land and build as much as you can. If not you're better off outside and try and raise money to do the same so you can join the party. Me when I go to Lag now it's just to chill and I'm grateful .. My area is ok I can drink and blaze with friends..I hardly leave my zones..
a great tool in Lagos is a powerbike ..I had one and it really beats traffic.. But u must be careful.
No where like las gidi but u must know the game which is not to be tied to a daily commute source of income

You raised good points. But no fresh graduate can buy land in Lagos on a 'beer salary'.

You can work 30 years in Lagos without buying half plot sef, blame it on the system. Everything is utterly expensive from feeding, accomodation and transportation.

Unless you wan buy land for mowe, ibafo, wawa, arepo.. u wan dey wake up 4am dey blow go island because u wan save cost on rent ?

That's quite foolish in my opinion because you will fall sick and spend all your salary jumping from one doctor to another.

The best way to hack Lagos living is to live close to where you work. Most of the good paying jobs are on the island...how many people can afford rent on the island ?

The people living on the working and living on the island are not even having it easy...everything is automatically expensive..from groceries, entertainment, lifestyle, school fees, accomodation...etc etc...e no worth am.
That should tell you a lot.

Omo these armed robbers no get joy o.

eni4real:
Please, come down to my level!!

You speak in parable too much

lol, the more you look...the less you see..

Use your UPPER !

[quote author=Adoshworld post=90318841]Can u imagine Brand new one not even up to 90k,someone now posted extra over used one same 100ltrs for 90k all in the name of clearance sales ,Oga can u tell me what is meant by clearance sales.We no be mumu hear so park well [/quote

It's spelt as *here*

You need a refund of your tuition fee.

Adoshworld:
Can u imagine Brand new one not even up to 90k,someone now posted extra over used one same 100ltrs for 90k all in the name of clearance sales ,Oga can u tell me what is meant by clearance sales.We no be mumu hear so park well

That's your problem my man, you can either afford or not.

I don't see the reason why you are masturbating over my post..

You can run along now, okay ?

I got work to do !

chukwugoziegi:
Can I see more photos of it please?

WhatsApp me.

Ubiero:
Brand new HT 100ltrs is going for N83,750. N90k is too much for a used freezer.

Please review your prices.

Thank you for taking your time out to do your research.

As you can see from the picture I posted, they are of different variants.

Also price in location A differs from price in location B.

I, the owner of the Item has the sole right to put a price tag on it. You cannot dictate for me to do otherwise. All prices are subject to negotiation.

If your money carry am, goodluck. If your money no carry am...you are not the target market.

Always resist the urge to shalaye !!

Na wa ooo..

All because of money...

Anytime pesin just refresh nairaland, na so so bad news....

2020 no just balance mbok.

Abasi kan idiok mkpo ke uwem mmi.

eni4real:
You mean, man should look elsewhere for a serious relationship??

lol, if you can keep up with corporate prostitute...who am I to question your decision ?

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Incognito88:
Can it go for 5k? Images pls

you for kukuma talk say make i dash you bros.

Kenlinks546:
Most of the people you see living the extravagant lavish life, has businesses abroad. A young man i met way back 2018 at fcmb chevron, disclosed to me that he withdrew 2 million and he is managing it for two weeks, omo my head wan craze, 2million. I later discovered he Base in Usa. He was even complaining how dirty the ATM dispensed cash looks.

Confam bro..most people wey dey live luxury life (senior men) dem for Lagos na either Dem get real estate portfolio wey Dem bin invest for in 80's / 90's. Na wetin most of Dem dey live on.

The other category na politicians wey don thief naija money go buy out all the blocks for G R A ikeja, magodo, lekki, v.i, ikoyi and banana.

The young boys wey dey on Benz with crazy lifestyle na yahoo / druggie. The babes wey dey cluster like 20 for one bedroom for lekki...all of them be runs girls.

The rest wey dey jump bus, dey trek from agege to ogba...all of us dey one WhatsApp group chat (STILL HUSTLING)...lol

#BasedOnATrueStory

ClitRaider:
You shouldn't have stayed in Isolo bro.
Areas like Ejibgo, Ikotun, Egbeda, Lasu iba, Ojo, Alana, Akesan are no no..
Better you stay in Agege, Ogba, Okeira, Omole, Ojodu, axis.
You go enjoy Lagos.

Enjoy what ?

Traffic
Deplorable roads
Rent
Smoke filled air
Dirty roads
Agberos chanting 'owo da'

It's all hype bro, it's just a rat race you may not make it out unless you use your opolo.