Cut off his genitals.

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He went for master degree after his first degree, I'm sure you know that he spent money to acquire that second degree. Even if it was a scholarship which I really doubt, nonetheless he spent money his own money too. That money spent to get second degree could have been used to acquire a skill or start a business.

That was what I did in my own case. Instead of going for the second degree, I started a business despite the advice from left and right to go obtain master degree.

Do you know that lack of jobs actually makes unemployed graduates to go back for master degree with the hope that their chances of getting jobs will increase with master degree? And that's the mistake many of us are making.

you ain't told no lie bro. I usually tell people that after uni in Nigeria is when you will know the true definition of "SO HELP ME GOD" at the end of the national pledge.

No joy for Nigeria at the moment.

But if you can equip yourself with 21st century hot skills or handword then you will live fine in Nigeria.

If you are jobless, go and learn importation here www.spreaditglobal.com, combine it with facebook and instagram ads...find a hot product to import into the country, brand it and start selling....no time to check time.

Diversify profits into logistics(2 bikes can fetch you 10k daily in Lagos) and food business.


In Nigeria, don't try to re invent the wheel, just do brick and mortar business... No time.
Na you go tired to make money.

Use your time to watch YouTube videos from 12am - 5am...stay hungry...stay foolish...

There's money to make selling products and offering services....

Throw that certificate away and hustle like an orphan.

I don't know where you at, but you need to understand that in Nigeria, your location / environment is a major factor in how your life will eventually shape out financially.

Either move to lagos or abuja, e get why.


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat, ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

FalseProphet1:
By 2023 the Nigerian government will no longer be able to effectively pay salaries of civil servants due to corruption, I see more than 80% of Nigerians being jobless because the private sector cannot absorb them all. This I have seen.

Omo this revelation loud o, food for thought.

Dey there dey ask me jamb question, when sapa and OWU knack you 2 by 2 for body, nobody go tell you make you go site with ponpon go hustle for urgent 2K.


Its a cold world out there, nobody send your mama for Nigerian if you no get LINK.

if you like come out with FIRST CLASS extraordinary and PHD exclusive, that one na for your pocket.

Enter Street go hu$$$$tle, na where money dey for naija if you are ready to soill your hands and do the work.

Na your mates dey computer village and alaba dey hustle.

To what end in the quest of facial modification >

her money, her problem.

That one consine am, make I go hustle.


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if you funny con hold small change for hand the formula don complete.

you go enter her coochie balance well.

cyndylove64:
lol am beautiful and attractive.like I said we have boundaries.we hug and hangout.but we are not sexually attractive to each other.there are ladies who has such relationship.and most relationship depends on the foundation.

Oya, make we relate na so that we go dey FP of Nairaland newly weds, lol.

Taking Orders >

zimmaking:
how many hours can it last,I beg talk true because I wanna buy.

Come to my dm let's discuss - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.

You cannot save in Nigeria if you don't earn above 300k.

I'd God bless you, you con dey married with children, you are just living a rat race.

don't stress yourself, use your money and eat well.

na who dey alive dey save money.

Use the Instagram search bar or Google.

favors them more because they have found someone that will take care of thier kids, bills, family and friends till eternity.


if na you, shey you no go happy ?

A Man who is concerned about the welfare of his family and provides is definitely the head of the family.

If she wan follow drag or show traits of modern feminism (Misandry), kick that bitch to the curb and send her to her fathers house where she can lead praise and worship since she wants to be foolish.

Pete Edochie and his red cap should give this comment about 100 likes.

Soft >

Shezkid01:
This semester alone I don spend almost 20k on data. A beg make una stop the way you dey zapa data anyhow. 2gb every 3 days kilode

you better port to GLO, they have the most affordable plans.

< Paddy mi gbe aston martin, emi gbe buggatti >

seyicodes:


smile you cant call printivo a one stop print shop where you can get all printing job done compare to vistaprint.com .. i am building a website like vistaprint.com can you compare printivo with vista print.. They are no where near each other.. I can mention 20 print jobs that you wont find on printivo that you will find on vistaprint.com

I wish you all the very best, God's speed.

Scam country where nothing works, wahala dey ooo.

X mx

Great business ideas ideas but you have competitors to slug it out with.

1. printivo is doing something related to on demand printing and a couple of other startups.

you might need to do your research thoroughly and set aside money to run ads daily, its no child's play out there in the business world.


However i have a job for you if you are willing to create a digital asset that can make you earn passive income for life, hit me up.

seyicodes:
For over 6 months i have been thinking of how to start this 3 untapped business in Nigeria.. Before i decided to put it online to see if anyone will be willing to go into the business that doesn't require much funds and you will make huge profile from it buy spend little money on instagram advert , nairaland advert , google advert.


1. Online One Stop print Shop Like www.vistaprint.com in America..

I have been thinking on how to start this one stop printshop here in Nigeria.. This is a kind of store where you can order for all kind of printing business online.. I can create a website that has all the functionalities that vistaprint has.. but no support. This is a very huge business that doesnt require much funds..

What is need is just a hosting and a domain name.. script to build the store and some modules to add some functionalities to make the script work perfectly as a print shop..

2. Online robust shop where you can sell strictly native wears and materials ..
You need to check online.. There is no one stop shop online where you can get any kind of native materials that you want..
The largest fabrics stop in Lagos is brasas Fabrics which has a lot of fabrics in her store and i can authoritatively tell you that this store make nothing less than 20 Million Naira Daily.. Yes there are people who sell native materials on Konga and Jumia but thats just a section on their website.. What i am trying to come up with is a kind of robust website like konga and jumia but it will be strictly for native materials alone ..

3. Online Vehicle Spare Part Store Just like https://www.autozone.com in america

This is another great business idea which people has not really tapped into. One of the greatest nightmare of car owners is Mechanical Engineer and Rewire.. They are not honest in anyway.. because a car part may cost 3k and your mechanic will tell you that the part cost 10k - 11k ..
that is why i decided to create a website like autozone.com where i will upload all vehicle spare parts mostly tokunbo at Ladipo but this project alone will take more than 2 years to complete because what i am talking about here is not just for a particular car because a single ca alone has more than 30,000 spare parts. i am talking about a website where you can get all vehicle part from year 2000 till date.. Just name your car and you will find all the part here.. i can build a website that is 99% similar to autozone.com .. Now this is where the challenge is .. which i also have solution to.. The challenge of this project is Mechanics .. Even if you are selling the first grade spare part.. mechanics are ready to twist car owner brain that they dont trust the part you are bring.. that is why i think of starting a free car diagnostic where i will scan your vehicle for you for free sell the part for you at affordable price ( Original Part ) and still fix it for you will guarantee .. But even if after diagnosing you car for you and you still feel you dont want us to fix it for you.. You are free to go elsewhere .. Its not a must we fix it for you nor a must you purchase part from us .. but what we are coming up with is to make life easy for car owner so i have group of mechanics who are will to work with me on this project. if you want to do this project you are free..

Bros please calm down mbok, 20Million Naira daily ?

What kind of exaggeration is that ?!

AGBA OWO STOCK EXCHANGE !!!

cyndylove64:
u are wrong.i have a male friend as a best friend and let me tell u.we ain't doing shit.he even has a gf and we are not into sex or stuff.we have boundaries but can take pics hug and stuff.a man and a woman can be friends without sex or stuff.not every guy or girl that are besties have had sex with each other

Tales by moonlight.

It's either you are not sexually attractive or beautiful, no offense.

You also forgot to add that it's fucking expensive.

Africans are poor and most do not really have the resources to visit other african countries.


As a Nigerian, how many states have you visited ?

your answer lies therein.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk, one love.