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PURE69:

Warriboy, take am easy joor. . Na wetin make me just change my moniker. Some people think say because dem dey Yankee, dem better pass every other person. How Valparaiso dey?

we de ere o de manage

people r condenming and some hyprocrytes are still condenming some of u ere are worst dan her its just that you are still threading carefully,planning your tactics and not yet ripe enough on this thread to unleash your terror ..especially you.. yes you....you kn urself .. dem say if dem catch one thief today , oda thief go postpone dia operation til d nxt day. anyone seeking quick fame in this thread inorder to defraud newcomers...hmmmmm i de ere de observe u LIVE from Valparaiso .........

..#truth is bitter

anyways i dont hv time for scammers... i only deal with bullies .....and so far so gud...d bully is still in check ..
#peace

Des oyinbo people wan finish my ear with fireworks o

4th of July tins

Pls I'm in dire need of some few dollars o about 500$.. Pls help me with low naira exchange rate o.. I beg o

Jchi9876:
Area if e hard for you like this, go back Sapele na

Lol

Please don't buy clipper from naija.. De won't allow u take any sharp object in to the airplane.. Bsides it won't work ere... Different voltage and switch... Wen u get ere u can order from Amazon. About 13dolla.

And make sure u visit a barbing saloon consecutively for one week to take barbing lessons before u leave naija o..

Hmm dem no tel me b4 only me start to de barb my own hair o
D ist time i tried barbing my own hair... It felt good mhen.. Even though D back head blike wetin bricklayer carve sef o I no send.. Dat time sef na winter and na nite class i always get.. So nobody de notice d head wetin concern me... .. i Don save.. I don save o. 20$=N8000

Anyways.. Subsequent barbing became perfect and I can't believe I am now my own barber.. Sometimes I just go to the barber for forehead shaving n lining.5$. D last time he asked where I cut my hair (was he a bricklayer? He asked ).. Oyibo man. Wat do u mean .... Ewo I think say na only me de notice d shaples hairstyle since oo

Noooo wonder dos my Indian n Iraqi friends de always asks me say if we buildings houses by ourselves wella for naija (de wer indirectly referencing my hair style )
From den on.. Na 3 winter cap I take cover d head till e grow cover enta shape

De nxt time sef wen i try barb am.. E still blike wetin carpenter use chainsaw brew
Bricklayer or no Bricklayer... Carpenter or no carpenter.. I don save i don save

But now I don bad for d Mara Sha..
D nxt thing to learn now is washing my clothes with my hands and putting it under the summer sun to dry ... Der own Don 2much for ere.. All my quarters Don finish.. Nonsense

pls guz..do nigerian banks charge less wen funding paypal account or is it thesame with atm withrawal 330$ rate? e.g gtb.

and pls dos of u guz already travelling pls try to post ur travel transcript after u land to keep the thread alive. thanks and safe flight

AgreatMan:
There is too many ego battle on the thread and we should just let it slide. To me, slimmy2005 brings a certain kinda balance to the house. He is not ur usual nice guy, n surely doesn't have the best choice of words. But slimmy is always online and answers more question, more than anyone else who doesn't like his face. Do I like slimmy? I am not sure about that, and nobody has a right to tell any other person how to behave. No matter his short comings, the number 1 reason why people come to this thread is to get info, n slimmy is a bag of info.

You guyz must keep your personal issues outta the this thread n settle ur e-fights via PM. Or better still, I could create 3 threads. Thread 1, slimmy vs msnas. Thread 2, slimmy2005 vs warrriboi. Thread 3, muscular-slimmy vs rest of the world. Funny how slimmy gets more popular by fighting him, just like donald trump.

A bag of which info ...abeg Stop d hype jare.. Even Dat guy wen prick de him name sef know tins pas am .. E knows nutin .. Who u even b for d film sef .. wat u wrote up der shows u r one of dos licking his butt ...if u like trust him wit ur credentials I bet u one day he's gonna deal wit u so bad u will regret Eva vouching for him. He's not getting more popular but getting more sick and stupid..

(since e pmed u to write dis trashh) no matter how hard you try to hype Dat twig.. he will still remain d midlife-crisis sick confused fake aspiring Yankee wanna be humanitarian

And don't even quote me.. I won't answer

texrem:
WARRYBOY MY FAMOUS GUY......IM COMING TO YA

Abeg carry some garrison n ogbono o

texrem:
HORSES RIDING IN ME

Congrats my real guy

crazymommy:
yeah good idea.

Correct mummy na u b

Anyways is Der anyway I can exempt tax stuff.. Co's I'm already in the US.... Abeg I no Wan pay dia stupid tax abeg

DeeTus:
@Warriguy, wazz up? How far have u gone with ur internship?

Baba I'm still on d search o...

News reaching me says 1 angel wen curtex her toes pink de share dollars.ere. Abeg I no need much.. Juschase quick pay me 200$ Abeg... At wat rate u want

Those of u hiding the names of ur school... U r not the first or last to plan absconding in Yankee .every one have Dia own plans.. We just need d name of the school for proper documentation ere..to help odas. ... Just in case anything happens, hw do we know who abscond from so so so and so school

Walspring:
Lol...

Antibot no sabi pidgin...

Don't worry In few years to come, pidgin words will be included as part it text character by programmer..

I will use yoruba

Holudarey01:
Warri my man.
E don tay wey u drop here o

Lol..

Sanramon pls helping me in internship parole ooo... Seriously searching..
. I pm u

Dis antispambot sef .... Dats y i always rite in pidgin

Mekurex my gee.

No need for hotel. because by d time u get to the jfk sef, ur body system will become confused like the present Nigeria economy (i experienced it) since u r changing time zone and like going back to yesterday. U won't b able to sleep well until u get to ur final destination .. It happened to me. I didn't know weda to sleep or not to sleep .... My system was so confused. I was like a witch coming from the coven trapped in between night and day ... I was like wtf ...
Nyways
I'm glad now though because dos witch wen de press me for naija b4...hmmm Na me de press dem now o my people because wen I de sleep, dem Don close meeting but wen dem de sleep.. I de awake de shine eye ere like valpo police torch .. So d time zone still de confuse dem . . Dem go jus de dia coven de wonder say wetin de sup ... Na only UK people dem de fit press .. Dat side time zone na dsame with naija (timezone rock ere)


Anyways it will wear off and ur body system will adjust
Enjoy .. My bro

Holudarey01:
Guy drop comedy today o

Loool..drop 10$

Heeeyy congrats don4ye my realest gee ... Wil call you later

any1 who gets his/her visa tru information from this thread and later unwilling to share their transcript to help others... hmm..karma is waiting for u ere in d US ....anytime u run into nytrouble pls dnt come asking for help here o... ...because if u do...karma will make sure.nobody answer u.. if u like go to dos india forums sef o..karma will also inform dem not to answer u, den u will bcom confuse , den u wil try to comit crime and illegal stuff, den de will deport u( and i will ask karma to make sure de use dana airline to deport u )....den u will com bk naija to start this thread afresh, den u will start typing nonsense again with anger, den juswise will ban you....den den den. u will end up in somali........ ....

fizzile:
Its really getting serious oooo.. I wonder what will happen by next month. Seems there is a plan to stop all naira mastercard and visa cards from being in use abroad. This government wants to frustrate us.

Bros is it true.

So I know wen to withdraw o

wine4dguy:
ok thanks for the insight. and by the way I watch that your YouTube video the presentation tight. you try am also a guitarist

Thanks boss.. Nothing do u sir

wine4dguy:
bros I hail o abeg no vex am doing online application to valpo and want to confirm your thought on the possibility of getting MSC mechanical in valpo with a 2.9 GPA not yet done any test and to mention I got a PGD admission in Canada what do you feel

We don't have msc engineering.. Our strength are msc It, cybersecurity. Mba. Ph and others.
U can try troy uni alabama

gunther6:
Warriboy I nor know as my journey go take me from Chicago to Normal set things up and I wan enter DC but I got you on ogbono wey dem don grind crayfish finish inside with Cameroon pepper and beta egusi.... Abeg I fit carry Okporoko enter Chicago POE, dem strict?

Yes boss.. Chicago is African dominated so de allow lots of African foods at d poe.. AL u need to do is seal dem properly.

Wer u headed? Pls pm me

Omo summer heat is real o... .... Me wen de find heat Don tire o... Well na beach get me today and memorial day tomorrow na deep river water park so sniff some whitey bikinis ...

Who's coming to Indiana.. Pls land in Chicago and coach USA bus will take you anywer for 29$.

And Please drop some ogbono n egusi soup on d Street for me if d bus Eva enroute Valparaiso..

Thanks