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PoliticsRe: 2019: PDP To Cede House Speaker To South-west - Punch by warriking(m): 6:43am On Oct 31, 2018

PoliticsRe: Saraki: Wike Claims More APC Governors, Senior Politicians Will Join PDP by warriking(m): 8:59am On Aug 01, 2018
iskuburi407:
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2019 Sai Baba/Baba
THUNDER FIRE YOUR MOUTH DIA.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Idris: Buhari, Police IG Hold Closed Door Meeting by warriking(m): 10:06pm On Jul 24, 2018
PoliticsRe: APC Lawmakers Want Decisive Action Against 37 APC Defectors by warriking(m): 10:02pm On Jul 24, 2018
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To The Siege Laid On Saraki And Ekweremadu's Residences by warriking(m): 1:58pm On Jul 24, 2018
GeeString:
Let me add mine:

"Buhari must die in power!"


If he doesn't die before next elections, I will vote him in so my wish can be fulfilled.
I STAND WITH YOU GIDIGBA
TravelRe: 10 States In Nigeria Where Pidgin-English Is Most Spoken (written In Pidgin) by warriking(m): 4:23pm On Jul 20, 2018
ALKARULEZZ:
10. ABUJA
Based on based ehn, dis na d capital of Naija as all of ona know. The softness wey dey ooze for this coast na highest for the full country. The softness don real attract crowd from different holes come assemble for this arena.. The crowd nor get choice but to settle for pidgin make adagba nor for hang bulb-wire in the long-run.

9. ANAMBRA
Still on still ehn, this state still get small levo unto the pidgin spirit based on say na jur river share am from the capital of Delta state.. dat na wetin white men dey call "clash of culture"..

8. KOGI
O Bob! This state nor suppose sight road enter this list sha.. but still on the clash of culture things, most strong men here dey ball in Edo state steady unto one or two tiings based on say places like Auchi, Okpella etc nor too give Kogi state yard..

7. CROSS RIVER
Calabar people sha.. Their pidgin dey sound like Chinese dat year sha, but some kind Urhobo boys don hustle enter there come give their girls belleh finish.. this belleh-giving nai make new generation calabar children dey tear pidgin like Sapele agbero these days.. Pikin must resemble papa unto one or two tinz na.

6. LAGOS
Ma first hail some kind lost souls for this yard before I fire down.. Men like RMD, Basorge-Tariah, Ali Baba and other staunch wey abandon us go that way.. I jur like let ona know say nor be so o.. Cow wey smart go America go come back as cornbeef one day sha..
Still on still ehn, this state kari-get population from different parts of the country.. But we all know say dia pidgin melting pot dey Ajegunle where Area borku yakata.. Still on the hustle, AJ boys turn musicians o.. all we slangs for Area na dem pack full dia music.....and ona know say music dey kari-spread.. slangs spread so tey market women dey chew dem like gum based on say nor be everybody fit speak Yoruba na.. so d pidgin jur serve as dia lingua franca for dah way.... example of dose slangs wey dem thief na "Who You Help" wey Olamide thief from Shuun Bebe...

5. AKWA-IBOM
No doubt, militants don teach these people pidgin finish based on the oyel tinz.. dem try!


Down to the big four

4. RIVERS
This na one gallant South-South state wey jur gather people from different tribes like Tower of Babel.. Oil industries borku for this state and even omormor know say business must full anywhere oil industries gallant put. These people of different tribes based on say dem nor get unified language come dive pidgin make quarrel for nor too dey sup unto business tidings.

3. BAYELSA
Ijaw full this state nor be small.. Naturally their lingua franca suppose be Ijaw, but based on say d state near Delta anyhow, dem jur gat copy dia elder brother (Delta) main language make e for nor loss..

2. EDO
Oba a to pe'e.. Before 1991, this state dey conjoined with Delta state.. dem regard dem as one den (Bendel).. This state nor be number one for this list based on say some kind villages there near Yoruba states like Ondo and Ekiti.... This kari-near don weaken dia pigin anyhow.. na jur Benin come get level unto the lingua..

1. DELTA
Area!! 12 Kpokos for all the Nairaland Waffarians.. Any Effurun pesin here? Abeg signify make men observe ur kpai number..
Dem nor dey drag seat with Oba o..... The full state gallant for d pidgin level sha.. from Warri/Effurun to Sapele, Ughelli, Abraka, Oghara, Osubi, Asaba, Agbarho etc.. Area! ona too much abeg.. I throw backy give all of ona. Dem say overfamiliarity nai nor dey make man chop house rat..

Fly go gather any kporkpise wey like smart for this thread..
ONIOVO UR TEETH CLEAN
DEM NO REACH!
DEM LEFT EYE WELL WELL
RomanceRe: 10 Different Things Nigerian Ladies Say Instead Of "I Love You" - Meme by warriking(m): 4:18pm On Jul 20, 2018
LazyNairalander:
Lol.
That number 1 is very hilarious.



check my SIGNATURE
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RomanceRe: 10 Different Things Nigerian Ladies Say Instead Of "I Love You" - Meme by warriking(m): 4:12pm On Jul 20, 2018
AlphLukau:
Love ...
ghbx
TravelRe: 10 States In Nigeria Where Pidgin-English Is Most Spoken (written In Pidgin) by warriking(m): 4:10pm On Jul 20, 2018
TravelRe: 10 States In Nigeria Where Pidgin-English Is Most Spoken (written In Pidgin) by warriking(m): 4:09pm On Jul 20, 2018
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TravelRe: 10 States In Nigeria Where Pidgin-English Is Most Spoken (written In Pidgin) by warriking(m): 4:04pm On Jul 20, 2018
[quote author=ALKARULEZZ post=54374125]10. ABUJA
Based on based ehn, dis na d capital of Naija as all of ona know. The softness wey dey ooze for this coast na highest for the full country. The softness don real attract crowd from different holes come assemble for this arena.. The crowd nor get choice but to settle for pidgin make adagba nor for hang bulb-wire in the long-run.

9. ANAMBRA
Still on still ehn, this state still get small levo unto the pidgin spirit based on say na jur river share am from the capital of Delta state.. dat na wetin white men dey call "clash of culture"..

8. KOGI
O Bob! This state nor suppose sight road enter this list sha.. but still on the clash of culture things, most strong men here dey ball in Edo state steady unto one or two tiings based on say places like Auchi, Okpella etc nor too give Kogi state yard..

7. CROSS RIVER
Calabar people sha.. Their pidgin dey sound like Chinese dat year sha, but some kind Urhobo boys don hustle enter there come give their girls belleh finish.. this belleh-giving nai make new generation calabar children dey tear pidgin like Sapele agbero these days.. Pikin must resemble papa unto one or two tinz na.

6. LAGOS
Ma first hail some kind lost souls for this yard before I fire down.. Men like RMD, Basorge-Tariah, Ali Baba and other staunch wey abandon us go that way.. I jur like let ona know say nor be so o.. Cow wey smart go America go come back as cornbeef one day sha..
Still on still ehn, this state kari-get population from different parts of the country.. But we all know say dia pidgin melting pot dey Ajegunle where Area borku yakata.. Still on the hustle, AJ boys turn musicians o.. all we slangs for Area na dem pack full dia music.....and ona know say music dey kari-spread.. slangs spread so tey market women dey chew dem like gum based on say nor be everybody fit speak Yoruba na.. so d pidgin jur serve as dia lingua franca for dah way.... example of dose slangs wey dem thief na "Who You Help" wey Olamide thief from Shuun Bebe...

5. AKWA-IBOM
No doubt, militants don teach these people pidgin finish based on the oyel tinz.. dem try!


Down to the big four

4. RIVERS
This na one gallant South-South state wey jur gather people from different tribes like Tower of Babel.. Oil industries borku for this state and even omormor know say business must full anywhere oil industries gallant put. These people of different tribes based on say dem nor get unified language come dive pidgin make quarrel for nor too dey sup unto business tidings.

3. BAYELSA
Ijaw full this state nor be small.. Naturally their lingua franca suppose be Ijaw, but based on say d state near Delta anyhow, dem jur gat copy dia elder brother (Delta) main language make e for nor loss..

2. EDO
Oba a to pe'e.. Before 1991, this state dey conjoined with Delta state.. dem regard dem as one den (Bendel).. This state nor be number one for this list based on say some kind villages there near Yoruba states like Ondo and Ekiti.... This kari-near don weaken dia pigin anyhow.. na jur Benin come get level unto the lingua..

1. DELTA
Area!! 12 Kpokos for all the Nairaland Waffarians.. Any Effurun pesin here? Abeg signify make men observe ur kpai number..
Dem nor dey drag seat with Oba o..... The full state gallant for d pidgin level sha.. from Warri/Effurun to Sapele, Ughelli, Abraka, Oghara, Osubi, Asaba, Agbarho etc.. Area! ona too much abeg.. I throw backy give all of ona. Dem say overfamiliarity nai nor dey make man chop house rat..

Fly go gather any kporkpise wey like smart for this thread..

[jshsgsushste]
TravelRe: 10 States In Nigeria Where Pidgin-English Is Most Spoken (written In Pidgin) by warriking(m): 4:00pm On Jul 20, 2018
[quote author=ALKARULEZZ post=54374125]10. ABUJA
Based on based ehn, dis na d capital of Naija as all of ona know. The softness wey dey ooze for this coast na highest for the full country. The softness don real attract crowd from different holes come assemble for this arena.. The crowd nor get choice but to settle for pidgin make adagba nor for hang bulb-wire in the long-run.

9. ANAMBRA
Still on still ehn, this state still get small levo unto the pidgin spirit based on say na jur river share am from the capital of Delta state.. dat na wetin white men dey call "clash of culture"..

8. KOGI
O Bob! This state nor suppose sight road enter this list sha.. but still on the clash of culture things, most strong men here dey ball in Edo state steady unto one or two tiings based on say places like Auchi, Okpella etc nor too give Kogi state yard..

7. CROSS RIVER
Calabar people sha.. Their pidgin dey sound like Chinese dat year sha, but some kind Urhobo boys don hustle enter there come give their girls belleh finish.. this belleh-giving nai make new generation calabar children dey tear pidgin like Sapele agbero these days.. Pikin must resemble papa unto one or two tinz na.

6. LAGOS
Ma first hail some kind lost souls for this yard before I fire down.. Men like RMD, Basorge-Tariah, Ali Baba and other staunch wey abandon us go that way.. I jur like let ona know say nor be so o.. Cow wey smart go America go come back as cornbeef one day sha..
Still on still ehn, this state kari-get population from different parts of the country.. But we all know say dia pidgin melting pot dey Ajegunle where Area borku yakata.. Still on the hustle, AJ boys turn musicians o.. all we slangs for Area na dem pack full dia music.....and ona know say music dey kari-spread.. slangs spread so tey market women dey chew dem like gum based on say nor be everybody fit speak Yoruba na.. so d pidgin jur serve as dia lingua franca for dah way.... example of dose slangs wey dem thief na "Who You Help" wey Olamide thief from Shuun Bebe...

5. AKWA-IBOM
No doubt, militants don teach these people pidgin finish based on the oyel tinz.. dem try!


Down to the big four

4. RIVERS
This na one gallant South-South state wey jur gather people from different tribes like Tower of Babel.. Oil industries borku for this state and even omormor know say business must full anywhere oil industries gallant put. These people of different tribes based on say dem nor get unified language come dive pidgin make quarrel for nor too dey sup unto business tidings.

3. BAYELSA
Ijaw full this state nor be small.. Naturally their lingua franca suppose be Ijaw, but based on say d state near Delta anyhow, dem jur gat copy dia elder brother (Delta) main language make e for nor loss..

2. EDO
Oba a to pe'e.. Before 1991, this state dey conjoined with Delta state.. dem regard dem as one den (Bendel).. This state nor be number one for this list based on say some kind villages there near Yoruba states like Ondo and Ekiti.... This kari-near don weaken dia pigin anyhow.. na jur Benin come get level unto the lingua..

1. DELTA
Area!! 12 Kpokos for all the Nairaland Waffarians.. Any Effurun pesin here? Abeg signify make men observe ur kpai number..
Dem nor dey drag seat with Oba o..... The full state gallant for d pidgin level sha.. from Warri/Effurun to Sapele, Ughelli, Abraka, Oghara, Osubi, Asaba, Agbarho etc.. Area! ona too much abeg.. I throw backy give all of ona. Dem say overfamiliarity nai nor dey make man chop house rat..

Fly go gather any kporkpise wey like smart for this thread..

ONIOVO UR TEETH CLEAN!
DEM NO REACH!
DEM LEFT EYE WELL WELL
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply for Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Efficacy Construction Company by warriking(m): 6:44pm On Jul 15, 2018
Good one
CelebritiesRe: Johnny Creed Committed Suicide After Failing To Get 10K Download - Friend by warriking(m): 11:12am On Dec 06, 2017
[quote author=KingstonDome post=63024039]An upcoming artiste named Johnny Creed has apparently committed suicide after he failed to get up to 10K downloads.

He threatened to take his own life of he did not get up to 10K downloads and unfortunately, he did not get up to 10K downloads which resulted in him taking his own life.

BRO DON'T WORRY, U WILL SURE GET 1 MILLION DOWNLOADS IN HELL.
YOUNG FOOL!
AgricultureRe: We Sell Pure Honey, Contact Us by warriking(m): 2:29pm On Oct 10, 2017
peacemara54:
This is to inform all customers intending and those who have paid that i will be sending the next batch by Gods grace, this week.

You are saved always when you transact with us.
Trusted and reliable
Pure, unadulterated honey from the bees is available. Pure , golden brown....check my signature.
I
Pls i can't find u on whatsapp with the numbers u posted
AgricultureRe: We Sell Pure Honey, Contact Us by warriking(m): 2:28pm On Oct 10, 2017
Pls i can't find u on whatsapp with the numbers u posted This is to inform all customers intending and those who have paid that i will be sending the next batch by Gods grace, this week.

You are saved always when you transact with us.
Trusted and reliable
Pure, unadulterated honey from the bees is available. Pure , golden brown....check my signature.[/quote]
AgricultureRe: Starting Up My Vegetable Farm Garden From Scratch (ugwu, Tomato, Green-leaf) by warriking(m): 5:33pm On Sep 11, 2017
jidestroud:
A total of 70 - 72 days for my first harvest. But i did harvest the next set within 68-70 days.
OK thanks , pls can I get ur phone number would like to discuss more with u. Whatsapp number if possible. Mine is 08076557250.
Thanks
AgricultureRe: Starting Up My Vegetable Farm Garden From Scratch (ugwu, Tomato, Green-leaf) by warriking(m): 1:50pm On Sep 11, 2017
jidestroud:
Update: Cabbage Harvest!!!

Finally, I get to harvest my cabbage. Sorry, no weighing machine around, would have loved to get it's measurement in kg. Now let's go make myself some coleslaw. Harvesting the rest in some days.
Pls boss, how many days did ur cabbage take before maturity for harvest?
AgricultureRe: Introduction To Yam Business/agriculture Business by warriking(m): 11:49am On Sep 08, 2017
Mykeldaniel:
Hi Nairalander,

The agro season is here and the havest is getting richer. Agriculture as we all know is the gold of the country and there are great opportunities to take advantage of in agriculture.

I would like to introduce you all to one of the most lucrative agriculture business in Nigeria.

YAM BUSINESS!!!

The Yam business is a highly profitable and easy business. With as little as N23,000 you can start up a yam business and earn atleast N5,000 above Per 100 tubers.

To engage in the yam business, there are crucial things to consider. There are:
- The prices of the yam per 100 tubers;
- The state to buy;
- The state to sell;
- The size of the yam tubers;
- The type of the yam tubers;
- The target market.

Briefing:
- THE PRICES OF THE YAM PER 100 TUBERS; The prices of the yam tubers depends on the sizes as there are small, medium and big. The prices fluctuate between the peak period and off peak period.

- THE STATE TO BUY; There are various states were anyone can buy yam but the best state to buy from is Benue state, known as the food basket of the nation. The two biggest yam markets in the world, Ugba Market and Zakibiam Market are both located in Benue state and you can afford to buy yam at its lowest prices in either of the two markets.

- THE STATE TO SELL; You can sell yam in any state in Nigeria although there are some states with potiential high demand and high selling prices such as Lagos, Abuja and Rivers state (Port Harcourt).

- THE SIZE OF THE YAM TUBERS; The size of the yam tubers vary from small, medium and big.

- THE TYPE OF YAM TUBER; There are mainly two types of yam. We have Ogoja yam and Paper yam.

- THE TARGET MARKET; The target market for a yam business are; market sellers, fast food restaurants, yam flour factories, family and friends as well every other person.

All is way easier than you think.
Though, most people ask questions like "How can I run an agriculture business while I have a job?" Or "How can I sell the yam tubers when I buy them?" Or "How can I get a liable source to buy yams from or do I have to go to Benue state myself?"

Well that's why I am here to give you easy answers to these questions.

For those interested in this business, leave your questions below or contact:
UGO BENUE: 07031867098 (what's app)
OMOBA 08076557250 whatsapp me
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by warriking(m): 5:03pm On Apr 30, 2017
I don't know why some people pretend a lot, comon I don't see anything wrong in sucking ur wife's breast while breastfeeding.
I do it very well with my wife and she enjoys it very well too. Some times she breastfeed both of us (papa and pikin) at the same time. It's funny but it's fun.
FamilyRe: My Sister's Marriage Is About Hitting The Rocks by warriking(m): 1:52pm On Mar 11, 2017
Ur sister no well at all, if really she knows what marriage is all about then she won't be thinking of divorce at all. Things worst than this will still happen and If it does what will do? Kill him.
Tell her to use her head. Gbam!

She caught her husband sex chatting on whatsapp. She didn't even catch him physically sexing but chatting and she wants to put an end. Their son would be celebrating his 5 years birthday soon and is this the gift they wish to give the young chap?

I have tried my best to talk to her but I have no idea on how to go about this afterall, I'm single. She was like "what do you know about marriage?". The husband on the other hand hasn't taken my calls and he angrily left the house since 3 days.

Big bros and sis In the house, what advice can I give to my sister?[/quote]
EducationRe: Umar Musa University Bans Christian Gatherings Leaving Islamic Gathering Only by warriking(m): 9:52am On Jan 22, 2017
Khd95:
Does covenant,redeemers university etc allow muslim gatheringhuh


U just want to make trouble where nd when there is none.


I passs
Are u stupid? Do u realize convenant university is own by a church and not government? We re talking about a government school built with our money and u re talking of school built by the church. Dullad like u.
EducationRe: Umar Musa University Bans Christian Gatherings Leaving Islamic Gathering Only by warriking(m): 9:51am On Jan 22, 2017
Are u stupid? Do u realize convenant university is own by a church and not government? We re talking about a government school built with our money and u re talking of school built by the church. Dullad like u. Does covenant,redeemers university etc allow muslim gatheringhuh


U just want to make trouble where nd when there is none.


I passs[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Teesa Williams Contests For Miss New York Teen 2017 (photos) by warriking(m): 9:08am On Jan 16, 2017
Hnmmmmm she's a real beauty just like her mom
AgricultureRe: Advice On Ogbono Biz by warriking(m): 2:14pm On Jan 08, 2017
Well done sir for ur good job. Pls when is the best time to buy it at cheaper price?
AgricultureRe: Grasses And Shrubs For Feeding Rabbits by warriking(m): 2:06pm On Dec 30, 2016
Pls can u tell us the name of these grasses? I know one the last one (water leaf)
BusinessRe: "Made In Aba" Shoes Ready For Export (pics) by warriking(m): 6:08pm On Nov 23, 2016
Just imagine the nonsense from ur pig mouth.
AgricultureRe: Dwarf Hybrid Paw Paw Seeds Available For Sale by warriking(m): 10:32pm On Nov 13, 2016
I would have wanted a little seed too just to plant in my compound. Pls sir, see if u can help us out with little not the whole pack. Thanks
AgricultureRe: For Those That Are Interested In Buying And Selling Of Rabbit by warriking(m): 9:54pm On Nov 13, 2016
Pls add me, 08076557250 OMOBA
Car TalkRe: Flashback Of Cars That Rock Nigeria Roads In The 80s (photos) by warriking(m): 6:50am On Nov 02, 2016
Where's my 505? We used to rock sapele babes back then in sapele with our fathers Peugeot 505. Oh how time flies!
AgricultureRe: Sack Farming : Diary Of My Mix Crop Sack Farm by warriking(m): 6:51pm On Oct 31, 2016
Wow! So this ugwu vegetable can grow in sack? Thanks for this eye opening.

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