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Family / Re: Nigerian Parents by warripikin17(m): 3:27pm On Jul 01, 2022
anthonyuncle:
go and tell your parents, and stop disturbing us.

na your type go rant finish for social media, while in reality, you can't stand your ground even when you are right.
Sigh, I no longer need to stand my ground, I live on my own now, and yes, when I lived with them, I did stand my ground, so much it got me beaten LOL
Family / Re: Nigerian Parents by warripikin17(m): 4:23pm On May 12, 2022
This is more than two years later, I'm an adult now, approaching my 20th birthday LOL and I just saw this, sigh, I won't lie or get corny and start saying I now understand where they were coming from, because honestly, I still don't, we seem to have grown farther apart and I don't see our relationship getting any better
Family / Re: Nigerian Parents by warripikin17(m): 4:21pm On May 12, 2022
Uhh, hey, it's me again
Family / Re: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by warripikin17(m): 10:54am On May 11, 2022
It's a wow �
Pets / Re: Damian by warripikin17(m): 3:46pm On Sep 25, 2020
he eats like hell

Pets / Re: Damian by warripikin17(m): 3:43pm On Sep 25, 2020
These are his

Pets / Re: Damian by warripikin17(m): 3:41pm On Sep 25, 2020
first pictures are those of his sister

Pets / Damian by warripikin17(m): 3:41pm On Sep 25, 2020
So yesterday I woke up to the sound of rain and a puppy whining,I rushed out and found a black and tan puppy under a plank in the rain (╯︵╰,) ,I picked her up and daamn,she was weightless, but she was a puppy,and I love puppies, I took her into the store and made her some cereal,she didn't eat much, being home alone, I went back to bed (since FG and ASUU are still beefing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ), later when I checked on her, she was fast asleep so I let her be.
When mom got home I showed the puppy to her and she screamed, pointing to the puppy's side, when I looked I almost dropped her to the ground,there was a large worm, safely tucked into her skin, and there were many more ,I felt terrible for not noticing them earlier so I decided to take them out myself,I spent the next 15 minutes or so, dragging, pulled and pressing out ticks and worms (I lost count at about 25 ), and when I was done,mom was already thinking of keeping her,but my excitement was bottled when the owner came over, telling me thank you and that she had in fact escaped from her new owner,so I spent my time destroying disgusting parasites for a negligent dog owner?, for free?!!, I was mad ASF,then she told me I could come by and pick one up if I wanted,"if I wanted?", is that a joke?, I ran over and picked a male, brought him home and took out his parasites as well,they weren't as much as those of his sister though,I fed him and he slept off undecidedSo I woke up to the sound of rain and a puppy whining,I rushed out and found a black and tan puppy under a plank in the rain (╯︵╰,) ,I picked her up and daamn,she was weightless, but she was a puppy,and I love puppies, I took her into the store and made her some cereal,she didn't eat much, being home alone, I went back to bed (since FG and ASUU are still beefing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ), later when I checked on her, she was fast asleep so I let her be.
When mom got home I showed the puppy to her and she screamed, pointing to the puppy's side, when I looked I almost dropped her to the ground,there was a large worm, safely tucked into her skin, and there were many more ,I felt terrible for not noticing them earlier so I decided to take them out myself,I spent the next 15 minutes or so, dragging, pulling and pressing out ticks and worms (I lost count at about 25 ), and when I was done,mom was already thinking of keeping her,but my excitement was bottled when the owner came over, telling me thank you and that she had in fact escaped from her new owner,so I spent my time destroying disgusting parasites for a negligent dog owner?, for free?!!, I was mad ASF,then she told me I could come by and pick one up if I wanted,"if I wanted?", is that a joke?, I ran over and picked a male, brought him home and took out his parasites as well,they weren't as much as those of his sister though,I fed him and he slept off

Education / Studying In The UK by warripikin17(m): 11:34am On Aug 25, 2020
I'm interested in studying in the United Kingdom, University of Lincoln preferably, I'm interested in Animal Behavior,I want to go through the foundation year option,but the University only has foundation options in areas of business and and technology with no biological sciences.
Is it possible for me to attend a different international study centre in the UK and get admitted into Lincoln?

I'm going for September 2021, so it's possible I might make a few changes to the institution,but not the course.
Programming / Vpn by warripikin17(m): 10:52am On Jun 20, 2020
Please I need recommendations for a VPN that can randomly change locations automatically
Webmasters / Re: Google Admob by warripikin17(m): 8:51pm On Jun 18, 2020
Thanks all
Webmasters / Google Admob by warripikin17(m): 12:21pm On Jun 18, 2020
Okay so I started admob weeks ago,did some promotion, started click for click and the likes,but my earnings are looking very stupid,then I searched nairaland for anything on admob, I couldn't find anything, going through YouTube this morning I saw auto impression tools that someone used to earn better,but he wasn't speaking English,I searched a little more,all I could see was work of some guys from India and Pakistan, please is there anyone here with any such tools to share? Or any other way to improve earnings?
Programming / Re: Categories by warripikin17(m): 12:54pm On Jun 08, 2020
stanliwise:
Is money involved?

No Sir,no money
Programming / Re: Categories by warripikin17(m): 12:21pm On Jun 08, 2020
Oh and what's the best windows software to do programming,Java and python
I only have the programming apps on my Android,and it's slowing my phone down and killing it's battery
Programming / Categories by warripikin17(m): 12:20pm On Jun 08, 2020
Okay so when it comes to building apps,I think there are three categories;

1. The customizers: these peeps don't build,they just go to appgeyser,appy pie or appery and customize existing apps.
2. The intermediates: these ones use Android studio and sketchware to build apps.
3. The programmers: the Don's themselves.






Now,I finished one and finishing two,I started three yesterday and I haven't slept well,my eyes are red, JavaScript is a killer,can anyone help me build a code to make an Android app for family birthday reminders?
Crime / Re: Facebook User Suspected To Attempt Suicide? See This by warripikin17(m): 11:49am On May 25, 2020
Lyydia:
I hope he finds help soon..


... Things aint easy.. But suicide is never an option


That was 2017, he's completely over that shit, we're in 2020 now
Crime / Re: Facebook User Suspected To Attempt Suicide? See This by warripikin17(m): 10:38pm On May 24, 2020
Well,this is 2020 and my big bro isn't dead, he's alive and kicking, meanwhile check out My Way by NexBee and Blessings by Auxboy, two artistes in his record label, please give feedback
Crime / Re: Facebook User Suspected To Attempt Suicide? See This by warripikin17(m): 10:36pm On May 24, 2020
Lemme screenshot and show VJ twitch this thing,we need to laugh
Pets / Urgently Needed by warripikin17(m): 9:48pm On May 24, 2020
A mixbreed puppy is needed in Ibadan, budget is 10k and below,
Religion / Re: Should Christians Share In Muslim IFTAR Meals? by warripikin17(m): 1:01pm On May 24, 2020
Rozz:
Please remain small for me
Hehehehe
Religion / Re: Should Christians Share In Muslim IFTAR Meals? by warripikin17(m): 12:59pm On May 24, 2020
I'm chawing ram here ohh,and my dad's the head of Sunday School department, wetin concern me
Family / Re: Introvert Writers?? by warripikin17(m): 1:17pm On Apr 25, 2020
It's free
Family / Introvert Writers?? by warripikin17(m): 2:30pm On Apr 24, 2020
Are there any introverts here(teenagers and young adults preferably) that are interested in writing a sci-fi book about an introverted teenager?, please signify
*It's a science fiction piece we're doing, so you need to be an introvert (cause the book will contain parts of our personal lives),and a geek or nerd or someone who loves sci-fi.
Computers / I Need A Laptop Battery by warripikin17(m): 2:17pm On Apr 24, 2020
Please I need a new Toshiba battery for my laptop,I live in Ibadan.

Pets / Re: Have You Ever Been Betrayed By Your Pet? Share Your Stories.. by warripikin17(m): 3:12pm On Apr 19, 2020
xana101:
My first dog was a Caucasian. I told the vet I needed a very good 100% Caucasian. Two days later he brought one very fine male Caucasian puppy. My daughter even fell in love with d dog. He sold it at 100k to me. The Caucasian grew very well and became very aggressive. But the issue is the dog was not 100% pure. He had this long mouth. When I discovered the vet betrayed me, we had quarrel and all that. I started having hatred for d dog so I sold it to a friend. Few months later I decided to pay d dog visit, as I enter the compound the dog almost killed me. If not for d quick intervention of the new owner. Just few months like 8 to 10 months this dog didn’t recognize me anymore. Dog that I use to flog and it won’t attack me those days. Last week I visited again and the dog did d same. The dog is over aggressive to every body and to other dogs too except the new owner and it’s a challenge to the owner. I use to think dogs a very intelligent to recognize someone even after so many years.

Dog that you used to flog,how won't he attack you bros??

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Pets / Important Message by warripikin17(m): 9:30pm On Apr 15, 2020
LOCKDOWN LETTER FROM YOUR DOG
Dear hoomans
I have noticed over the past couple of weeks you have been staying in my home for extended periods of time. It is lovely having you here but I feel I should set a few ground rules. I would appreciate it if you would follow the rules whilst you are staying with me.
1. When you do pop out you will need to take me with you.
2. You seem to be eating lots of nice goodies whilst lazing about the house. I am entitled to a share of these. I won’t make a fuss I will just sit in front of you and quietly stare at you until I get my quota.
3. Don’t call me for another bath, I am clean now. Just because you are bored doesn’t mean I need a wash or haircut. I suggest you go clean the metal box on wheels outside again. Daddy human has done that a few times now even though it hasn’t moved in weeks.
4. As you are here constantly at the moment, it is your duty to let me out as often as I require. That means that even if I have just come in and want to go out again you should let me. Sometimes I miss a spot whilst sniffing about and I need to recheck.
5. When I am asleep, leave me sleeping, this isn’t a cue for the little humans to play with me. I can also sleep where I like, I don’t expect to be woken so you can move me.
6. Do not shhhh me when I am barking. As you are here more, my job of protecting you has increased. I have to listen out for every little noise and inform you of it in case it’s a threat.
7. Don’t leave a room without me, I know how sneaky you guys can be. Just the other day I am sure I heard a crisp packet being opened upstairs and no one called me to share. So from now on I will be following you about.
8. This is a very important rule. If it lands on the floor it’s MINE, if it’s in my mouth it’s MINE.
9. You will never pee alone again, you watch me pee so I do not understand why you shut me out and close the loo door when you pee.
10. If you do not follow these rules I will use SAD PUPPY DOG EYES TO GET WHAT I WANT

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