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lertee: I had to borrow. glasses to read that, cool story and really embarrasing..

Thanks really unforgettable... as in pee on my trouser in broad day light...

500k? what some people spend within a week... how will that improve his plight?

is she a virgin? that'that's my only requirement

ASUU

am sorry @ all criticizing my fonts. was just testing it. pls appreciate d story and pardon my fault. thanx @ lertee & others

God knows best

jude33084: why the goat naaa

abi na

im don dey form sesey any team that is not united wil not stand... so I bn just dey Look am

mazi omenuko aw far?

I just like d guy... bobo no go die until igba to ba darugbo...

O N A M A T O P O E I A

[quote author=190-the-clown]da hell

im a legend!

rotfl[/quote]yes sir ur horse has travelled far beyond ur footsteps.. hoping to hear from u soon

[quote author=Licensed-2-Kill]*clears throat*
@wasak nd chocl8candie. . .the spirit tells me u two ar abt to start another blind date "saga" ryt here. . .kindly inform+update nd report back on how it goes.
*chuckles*[/quote]

ur job onyeka is to gather enough supporters for his Excellency's 2015 campaign....anything short of this is fire... ask Emordi for details

Lord 190...I've always admired u right from my guest days... I rly want u to set up a ministry to Preach ur Gospel... what say u sir?

chokl8candie: uhuh!! ws a lil confused cz i thot oyinbo means ur white. No im not nigerian.

waow !!! what nationality are u u then?

@ chocolatecandy sure... d 'oyinbo ' just means I'm light skinned... and u?

I did but u know d magic of technology... she looked pretty on d pic... u too tell us ur story

okay....will ds BBM on android bring an end to ASUU strike?

chokl8candie: hahahahahahaha!!!! But do u have smth against darkskinned girls just cuz ur white

not @ all dear.... but this particular girl is bbllaacckk....I mean no difference between her hair and her skin

husband thinking; I had a nice time with my secretary today... What's d need for a wife anyway

happening to me right now.but I know better than to tell her m busy always. she knows my schedule and I cherish every minute we spend together.... OLAJUMOKE my beloved...

dating success? when people are busy working towards academic and carrier success.. crap!!!!!!!

my 1st blind date occurred last month. to be honest ASUU strike pushed me into it. I was just too idle and was left with internet as my only friend. it happened that I met this girl thru wechat... she was just too Interested in me.she kept showing me greenlight until I asked her out. she agreed immediately and started pestering me to hookup with her. her voice almost killed me.she has such a lovely voice. she was always disturbing my phone with calls and calls. myself on. the other hand was happy I already hit jackpot. i was at a busstop waiting for her, she alighted from a bike and called me.i said a quick prayer in my mind hoping shes not d charcoal - dark girl wit a hunch back.... alas she was d. 1 and she I walked upto her. she told me she never knew I was 'oyinbo '
....mehn I could hardly breath,I felt like vomiting and purging @ d Same time. I told ha my dad was waiting for me @ home to bring d key. we bade each other byes. immediately I got. home I jumped on my bed and slept d disappointment away. I woke up to meet several missed calls from ha nd messages... can u imagine? she was asking if o don't like ha appearance. I simply deleted d wechat application on my phone and ignored all her calls from dat day on.I'm sad I might av broken her heart, but the fact is even her knows we are no match..... ASUU I blame u for all this

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...ęŋoųgђ mb oŋ my pђoŋę.... bbm chicks go hear am.

į şwįţçђ oƒƒ my pђoŋę... loçķ āll męāŋs oƒ çommųŋįçāţįoŋ bęţwęęŋ ųş ųŋţįl į'm şųŗę şђę ђāş çŗįęd ђęŗ ęyęş oųţ. wђęŋ m şāţįşƒįęd į pįçķ ųp my pђoŋę. wę āpologįzę ţo ęāçђ oţђęŗ āŋd ţђęn şęţţlę ţђę. şţųƒƒ. şђę doęş şāmę įƒ ām @ ƒāųlţ. ŋb; į loçķ çommųŋįçāţįoŋ ţo pŗęvęŋţ bād ųţţęŗāŋçęş ço'ş bāby įş vęŗy şęŋşįţįvę

įŋţęŗŋęţ.....

oķāy mįŋę įş çŗāzy į'll ŋęvęŗ ƒoŗgęţ ţђāţ dāy...
į jųşţ gāįŋęd ādmįşşįoŋ ţђęŋ įŋ oŋę oƒ ţђese ŋoŗţђęŗŋ şţāţęş bāçķ ţђęŋ. į wāş lįvįŋg wįţђ ā ƒāmįly ƒŗįęŋd oƒƒçāmpųş dųŗįŋg my ŗęgįşţŗāţįoŋ. į wāş ŗęţųŗŋįŋg ђomę oŋę oƒ şųçђ dāyş wђęŋ į şţāŗted ƒęęlįŋg pŗęşşęd. āŋd m dş ķįŋdā gųy wђo doesnt āv āŋy pŗoblęm şųppŗęşşįŋg şųçђ ķįŋd oƒ ųŗgę.
įţ şţāŗţęd looķįŋg ŗęāl ţђāţ į wāş goŋŋā į wāş goŋŋā pęę įŋ ţђę ţāҳį
.į şţāŗţęd ţђįŋķįŋg oƒ wђāţ ţo do. āƒţęŗ mįçŗoşęçoŋdş oƒ ţђoųgђţ į dęçįdęd ţo dŗop bęƒoŗę my dęşţįŋāţįoŋ āŋd ţђęŋ şęāŗçђ ƒoŗ wђęŗę ţo pęę.
ųŋƒoŗţųŋāţęly ƒoŗ ųŗş ţŗųly#şobbįŋg #..... āƒţęŗ ţŗęķķįŋg ālmoşţ 1 ķįlomęţęŗ į çoųldŋ'ţ ƒįŋd āŋy wђęŗę ţp pęę. į lāţęŗ goţ ţo ā māįŋ ŗoād wįţђ ā gųţţęŗ wђęŗę į ţŗįęd ţo pęę (ţђįŋķįŋg į węŗę įŋ lāgoş ). į bŗoųgђţ oųţ my jųŋįoŗ āŋd şţāŗţęd pęęįŋg wђęŋ ęvęŗybody ţђęŗę ƒoçųşęd āţ mę āŋd şţāŗţęd āşķįŋg mę ţo go dowŋ low ā lįţţlę bįţ. āş į ţŗįęd doįŋg ţђāţ į şpįllęd ţђę pęę oŋ my ţŗoųşęŗş. āş įƒ ţђāţ wāş ŋoţ ęŋoųgh, ų ŋęęd ţo ç d ęyęş oŋ mę..... old, yoųŋg, mālę,ƒ ęmālę, dŗįvęŗ, çoŋdųçţoŗ. çāŗwāşђ boys. ę.ţ.ç wђęŗę jųşţ looķįŋg @ mę
. wђęŋ į wāş doŋę pęęįŋg, ţђęŗę wāş ŋo wāţęŗ ţo çlęāŋ my węţ ţŗoųşęŗş. ђmmmmmŋ....pęoplę węŗę şţįll looķįŋg @ mę āş ţђoųgђ į węŗę ān ālįęŋ. şomę boyş ƒŗom d çāŗwāşђ lāţęŗ gāvę mę şoāp wāţęŗ ţo wįpę oųţ ţђę ųŗįŋę. męђŋ..... d moŗę į çlęāŋęd my ţŗoųşęŗ d węţţęŗ įţ bęçāmę... woŗşę şţįll įţ wās dųŗįŋg dāyţįmę āŋd ęvęŗy 1 çoųld ŗęçogŋįzę d męşş.

į jųşţ ƒlāŋķęd dowŋ ā bįķę āŋd ţold ђįm ţo ķęęp goįŋg ƒoŗwāŗd. wђęŋ wę goţ ţo ā plāçę į āşķęd ђįm ţo dŗop mę. į pāyęd ђįm āŋd wāįţęd ƒoŗ ђoųŗş ƒoŗ my ţŗoųşęŗ ţo dŗy oƒ ųŗįŋę.
į wāş şo ęmbāŗāşşed ţo şāy ţђę lęāşţ. ţįll ţodāy į oŋly ţāķę çoŋşolāţįoŋ įŋ d ƒāçţ dāţ į wāş ā şţŗāŋgęŗ ţo d mįllįoŋ ęyęş ţђāţ wįţŋęşşęd ţђāţ momęŋţ

ђāppy bįŗţђdāy māŗţђā
....ђopę ų plāy bāll lįķę ţђę māŗţђā oƒ bŗāzįl? įţ'ş ųŗ dāy įŋşųlţ ƒāşђolā... şlāp ţįŋųbų... ŋoţђįŋg dęy ђāppęn....lęşş į ƒoŗgęţ... ų looķ bęāųţįƒųl.... ęŋjoy

ābęg ŋā wђęŗę d pāŗţy dęy ђold
.....į ŋęęd çђop ŗįçę.... ђāppy bįŗţђdāy... māy ųŗ ђŗţş dęşįŗęş çomę ţŗųę āţ ţђę ęvęŗy şŋāp oƒ ųŗ ţђųmb ƒįŋgęŗ.... wįşђįŋg ų lllllllllnp

įf į māķę ђęr jęāloųş.. will ASUU çāll oƒ ţђįş şţŗįķę?

. įŋ çāşę įţ gęţş ţo ƒŗoŋţ-pāgę.... ţęll āşųų ţo çāll oƒ ţђįş şţŗįķę.... į doŋ'ţ wāŋŋā ţęāçђ įŋ ţђāţ şęç şçђool

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į'll çommęŋţ oŋ d ţopįç wђęŋ āşųų çāllş oƒƒ şţŗįķę