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Religion / Re: Religous Advice On Relationship. by watchman111: 12:18pm On Feb 16, 2015
Climaths:
don't dump her, jst ascertain if she is really a christain
what if she isn't??
Family / Re: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by watchman111: 12:17pm On Feb 16, 2015
Floodgater:
your problem is that of the average naija man who automatically looses interest if a girl initiates a relationship or sex. You need to learn to rise above the old black standard if you want to do well with the today/modern woman. Ok everything would have been alright but for just an harmless comment...i can only imagine the damage your mind did when she added she is not a virgin after the first blow of initiating sex. Oga you better take her for her words especially if you are ok with her character which is most important. Continue with her and value her honesty, like she said it might be she is scared of you getting it elsewhere knowing how men like it and thus did for love. If you choose to dump girls for reasons like this, you might end up with a real LovePeddler so that you can spend the rest of your life judging. Even if you are a virgin, you have no guarantee that the next will be one or that she might not be worse or a classic LovePeddler who will be wise from the failure of your ex and keep mute seeing that you prefared ''old boys rules'' over honesty and other virtues. Continue with her and tell or correct her with love anytime she go wrong instead of acting cool then stabing later. I know you wont do it, but do you think it is enough for her to feel the way you do if you make the mistake of saying what she said because your friend told you she might be getting it elsewhere or that her reason for abstinance is due to a poor sex drive or to show you love her?
hmmmm..nice opinion.
Religion / Religous Advice On Relationship. by watchman111: 11:08pm On Feb 15, 2015
it was suppose to be a Godly relationship oh.she just woke up and told me she wants to have sex,saying she love s me and wants to give me everything she has even her virginity..do I continue or dump her
Family / Re: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by watchman111: 10:59pm On Feb 15, 2015
is this thread only for intended wivessad...I needed advice oh..nevertheless,I will state my problem noe and I hope somebody will help me out............ I am in a relationship with a certain girl.a no sex relationship to be precised.this is because we agreed to date even without having sex.some weeks ago she asked for it,even though I didn't react badly just to save her pride,but I have lost the zeal to continue with the relationship.although her excuse was that she loves me and wanted to give me all that she has even her virginity..I have lost interest in her,do I continue or just break up at once??please I really need answers.
Politics / Re: Bomb Explosion At Bus Station In Damaturu by watchman111: 4:01pm On Feb 15, 2015
[quote author=nzeadachie post=30753992] BOMB ALERT!![/quotemay Allah give you 72 virgins after the bomb blast...#runs out and takes cover#
Politics / Re: Bomb Explosion At Bus Station In Damaturu by watchman111: 2:34pm On Feb 15, 2015
chinchong:
praise allah!
Allah u Akbar my brother..

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Boko Haram Patrolling Gombe And Razed Kawdon Police Headquarters by watchman111: 1:12pm On Feb 15, 2015
Kingslaw:
Who snapped them the photos?
And
OP, how did you got the photos?
Or who sent them to you?
my thought exactly..did a bokoharam member send it to him or did he take the risk to take shots of bokoharam.this op is either a member if the sect or a sponsor of the sect...

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Politics / Re: John Campbell: "Jonathan Remains Likely Winner Of Elections" by watchman111: 1:08pm On Feb 15, 2015
saintandsinnerz:
PDP has the better structure to win the election. I have said it before that it will take an extra-ordinary effort to oust the PDP led govt. Don't be deceived by the noises in the social media, they are what they are-noises. How do you expect a party that controls virtually all the state apparatus to lose an election in this part of the world? Nigeria is not yet ripe where an Incumbent president loses an election. Elections in Ngeria are won mostly with resources, so the party that has the larger chunk of the resources usually wins the election. What happened in Cote Ivoire and some other African countries (where the incumbent president lost an election) cannot happen in Nigeria. The reason is simple: Nigerians are so divided along ethnic and religious lines that it becomes impossible to forge a common front on issues. What I'm saying is that tribal and religious sentiments have eaten deep into our system. Once again, never you believe that PDP will lose to APC, the odds are very slim. Even the bookmakers have slashed the odd of PDP winning the election.
P.s just my opinion though and it is not reflective of other peoples opinion!
true sir...
Family / Re: My Valentine Gift From My Wife by watchman111: 11:44am On Feb 15, 2015
AceVentura:
My wife gave me the best val gift ever.

Thank you to all that shared info that helped us make this a reality. We waited for him for almost 3yrs & he's finally here.


He was born yesterday in Texas, USA.

Simply put, I'm in love again. He's adorable.
is this child a smoker??y him arrange him hand for mouth like bassman?
Celebrities / Re: Chris Attoh Weds Damilola Adegbite (pictures) by watchman111: 10:14pm On Feb 14, 2015
BUSHHUNTER:
Gosh Ghanaians are too DARK.
point of correction. its "black not "dark"..
Romance / Re: See What Pastor Did To Her Infront Of Her Fiance by watchman111: 6:12pm On Feb 11, 2015
Princecalm:
This story sef, she is not married and she is looking for fruit of the womb.
she insulted herself by raising up her hands.she should have said amen.not raise up her hands..
Health / Re: he has about 100 Orgasm Before his P....nis Stops Functioning by watchman111: 8:25pm On Feb 10, 2015
moreeni:
Oh baby! Oh my guad! Don't do this to us cry cry cry

Haaaaaa...only a hundred ke? shocked shocked shocked

All yea free givers, pls yours don dey read meters o!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kidnaps 8 Girls (Between 11 & 14 Years Old) In Cameroon by watchman111: 4:50pm On Feb 10, 2015
MiCarino:
It's Cameroon'S turn now grin grin .The same tactics they used against Nigeria that drew international attention.

These boko haram people are attention seekers; clowns.
why are you shining your teeth..
Food / Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by watchman111: 10:24am On Feb 10, 2015
Drdaps:

You mean that thick skin
You garrit
I mearnt "canned" thick skin oh..Lol.we have in in Vegas bro.
Food / Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by watchman111: 7:51am On Feb 10, 2015
Drdaps:

Sorry, you mean mama donald for avenue grin grin see me her soup sweet die
hahahahahahaahahahah......DAT woman kpomo no be here..
Food / Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by watchman111: 4:20am On Feb 10, 2015
Drdaps:

The last time I checked you are studying in France now Las Vegas lol grin grin grin
she McDonald dey for las Vegas no?
Health / Re: he has about 100 Orgasm Before his P....nis Stops Functioning by watchman111: 4:18am On Feb 10, 2015
ifex370:




abeg, explain what they said in a lay mans language... does it mean that the guys peninsula no de gree land after e take off
.it won't work again after having sex for hundred times.
Health / Re: he has about 100 Orgasm Before his P....nis Stops Functioning by watchman111: 8:37pm On Feb 09, 2015
ifex370:
adon gerrit undecided
what don't you get??
Health / he has about 100 Orgasm Before his P....nis Stops Functioning by watchman111: 7:30pm On Feb 09, 2015
a 34 year old American simply referred to as RLS says
he's been diagnosed of having a disease known as "
ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa’ which
means each time he ejaculates a layer of scar tissue
forms Over time, the scar tissue build-up will
eventually prevent his peen from being able to hold an
erection.
According to patient's Email
Quote
I'm 34 years old and I have a finite amount of real,
working, orgasm-capable erections remaining. They
estimate I have about a hundred nuts left.
You cannot imagine the feeling. I go in for what I
think is a routine physical, and I’m blindsided. My
whole life changes in an instant; like hearing you
have six months to live. I honestly thought the
doctor was phyuking with me– how do you even
process that kind of information?
But I've now seen the full battery of experts and
specialists. They call it ideopathic fibrosis of the
corpora cavernosa. Catchy, right? Basically, there’s
a reservoir in your peen that fills with blood when
you have an erection. In my case, every time I get
hard, it causes an autoimmune reaction, which
causes a scar tissue build-up in the reservoir.
Ultimately, the scar tissue will make it impossible
to ever get a boner again. I'm the first case
anyone’s ever seen, and no one can tell me why it’s
happening. I don't wear briefs or hang out in
saunas. There’s been no blunt force trauma to the
balls. Some of the women from my past have
suggested it’s karma, and I'm actually starting to
believe it.
I’ve tried every conceivable therapy and medication
there is, but nothing works. So I've been through
the five stages of grief. I accept my fate. But that’s
not the same as knowing how to cope with it.
Masturbation’s obviously out of the question. I feel
like I need to be super selective with women, as if
all of a sudden I’m gonna start banging Victoria’s
Secret models. Like I deserve it now, in some sort
of twisted Make a Wish for a Dying peen bid. And
lately, I'm terrified of sex itself.
I slept with one woman since the diagnosis, but
when she wanted to go for a second round, a wave
of incredible panic swept over me. I burst into a
cold sweat and my chest felt like it was gonna cave
in on itself. Since then I've been chaste as a
phyuking nun, but I toss and turn all night with
crazy, disturbing sex dreams, and now I’m worried
that I’ll lose a nut to a wet dream''culled
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Ghana: AFCON 2015 Final (9 - 8) On Penalties On 8th Feb 2015 by watchman111: 6:36pm On Feb 09, 2015
Motherforker12:


Did u read the part when I said in all completions.

Under 17
Ghana 2
Nigeria 2
Gambia 2
Ivory Coast 1
Butkina 1
Cameroon 1
Egypt. 1

Under 17 World Cup
Nigeria 4
Ghana 2

Under 20 african cup
Nigeria 6
Egypt. 4
Ghana. 3
Cameroon 1
Algeria 1
Morocco 1
Angola 1
Congo 1

Under 20 World Cup
Ghana 1


Olympics
Nigeria 1
Cameroon 1

Now tell me which side rules african soccer.
this tin u do so no good oh..hahahahah...instead of this Ghanaians to go and mourn their lost.they are busy fighting Nigerians.. I am not 33 yrs old oh.
Food / Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by watchman111: 12:38pm On Feb 09, 2015
Drdaps:

Yes na, but last time dat I sent you to buy one wrap from iya bukky joint, the soup small so make sure you take plenty soup next time grin grin grin
sorry I don't chop for iya bukky joint or any buka.I chop in McDonald.moreover I no school in nigeria.I school for las Vegas........ Lol..no quote my gbagaun oh..
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Ghana: AFCON 2015 Final (9 - 8) On Penalties On 8th Feb 2015 by watchman111: 8:18am On Feb 09, 2015
chokl8candie:

lool me vexed?? Not at all hun, I love the blackstars and yes my heart goes out to them but my life or every other ghanaians life does not revolve around afcon trophies...seeems nigerians are even happier than ivorians ; D bet the reactions would hv bn the same no matter which country ghana lost to. loool; D take it easy oo cuz no one ever progresses by hoping for someone elses downfall

OK u understand pidgin abi??I give up in Ghana afcon ambition
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Ghana: AFCON 2015 Final (9 - 8) On Penalties On 8th Feb 2015 by watchman111: 8:17am On Feb 09, 2015
chokl8candie:

lool me vexed?? Not at all hun, I love the blackstars and yes my heart goes out to them but my life or every other ghanaians life does not revolve around afcon trophies...seeems nigerians are even happier than ivorians ; D bet the reactions would hv bn the same no matter which country ghana lost to. loool; D take it easy oo cuz no one ever progresses by hoping for someone elses downfall

OK u understand pidgin abi??
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Ghana: AFCON 2015 Final (9 - 8) On Penalties On 8th Feb 2015 by watchman111: 12:24am On Feb 09, 2015
chokl8candie:

please type in english cuz I really cant make sense of all that u typed.
hahhahahahah...na pidgin English oh.I no expect u to understand oh after all,una don lose afcon dis year.una failure de cause u to vex..

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Ghana: AFCON 2015 Final (9 - 8) On Penalties On 8th Feb 2015 by watchman111: 12:08am On Feb 09, 2015
MyNameIsMyName:
lolz, I wouldn't want to be near a ghanaian right now
a Ghanian will just bite ya ear oh.

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Ghana: AFCON 2015 Final (9 - 8) On Penalties On 8th Feb 2015 by watchman111: 11:41pm On Feb 08, 2015
MyNameIsMyName:
The last time ghana won the nations cup
Burkina faso was still called upper volta
Germany was still separated into east and west
Gej was still a fresh graduate
Mark zuckerberg wasn't even born

hahahahaahahah...u are a good history student.I think you should get an MSC in "history and failure of Ghana in afcon"..in the university of Accra.. mehn dem go take annoyance fail u..hahahahahahah
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Ghana: AFCON 2015 Final (9 - 8) On Penalties On 8th Feb 2015 by watchman111: 11:37pm On Feb 08, 2015
chokl8candie:
better luck next time blackstars .... Honestly i was one of the many ghanaians who didnt expect the blackstars to get anywhere in this afcon after embarrassing us in brazil but seriously I'm very proud of them . despite their loss they made ivory coast look ordinary today. if ghana had the world class players ivory coast does this match would hv ended differently. Well done blackstars. there's always another afcon to try again and we are still 4 times champions. How many countries in africa can say they've won that many cups?

side bar : losing a match based on penalty shoot outs against ivory coast is no shame at all so all those insulting ghana or the blackstars are not being objective .No ghanaian should be fazed or bothered by any negative comments.
shey na una dem crown champions this year? hahahahahahah.if e no pain u say Ghana lose,y u come dey troway tantrum for naira land..
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Ghana: AFCON 2015 Final (9 - 8) On Penalties On 8th Feb 2015 by watchman111: 11:32pm On Feb 08, 2015
Tonylyte:

U sure know the rule of the game. Our support to u is the begining of your downfall. Over 33years of trophyless, am sure u were not born when u last won a single trophy....how do u feel lossing this one today? **Points the mic towards his mouth**
hahahahahahaahahhaah...bros I no fit laugh. u just burst me into two..but if any country is winning anything,let it not be Ghana or south Africa.. I am so happy for civ..e be like say na naija win self..hahahahahah

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Food / Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by watchman111: 10:18pm On Feb 08, 2015
Drdaps:
Well, you are so damn on point grin
But in what class can we classify those that bought a single wrap of fufu just to get soup to eat those that they have at home
e be like say na you dey do dis one..
Romance / Re: 10 Strange Things All Women Have Done At Least Once by watchman111: 4:32pm On Feb 08, 2015
MzNelly:
Ten Strange Things All Women Has Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know. lipsrsealed

4. Open your mouth really wide while putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks, regardless of who they are-even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. Comment on this thread and say “Eww, I’ve never done that before” cheesy

I see y’all wink
I think you are suffering from periophobia..

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Original Certificate Submitted To Army Board - Gen. Akinrinade by watchman111: 2:42pm On Feb 08, 2015
babestella:


The more reason why you have remained a perpetual failure.
I only stated my opinion.why don't you state yours instead of abusing me.
Politics / Re: BBC's Report On Postponement Of Nigeria's Election- A Must Read by watchman111: 10:35am On Feb 08, 2015
[quote author=omenka post=30534656]I beg to disagree with you. Jega, metaphorically speaking, had a gun to his head with his hands tied behind his back when he announced the postponement. I lay all the blame on the president. I was crystal clear the PDP was headed for a shameful defeat and had to pull all the stops, legal or otherwise, to ensure that doesn't happen. This is nothing but a civilian coup. I am hugely pained by what happened to say the least.[/ they
have been using the whole Nigerian army to fight
bokoharam n??if so why havnt they defeated
them.imagine using three hundred thousand foot
soldiers to fight ten thousand boko boys.and they have
been fighting for five years.they havnt defeated them
yet but ordinary two thousand Chadian soldiers dealt a
heavy blow on bokoharam..gej God is watching
you..PDP God is watching you oh. ]

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