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Kslib: Next time------ https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ff4ieBgr1qfmwi0o1_500.gif

anwunta: Smh.. Candle wax, anwunta is a royal name, goddammit!!

For this your sacrilegious sin, just kneel down and kiss my royal feet

ochon: Just click on my ochon posts and you will see it.

Erm, I was using my anwunta moniker and these useless peasants were making jest of it , so I decided to go back to this account when I remembered I forgot to de-activate it

VillageBoi: Tell that ya fan to stop making noise right now

prof800: @waxdude how you dey na..?

Sholay just fix your mail and reply jare...

sholay2011: Morning bro. ..HNM.

Dannyxy: "akunakuna" which language be dis?.. According to legend, vaseline was once known to be the only means of achieving imperitive aoguaguandum when been starved of the needful by the female specie, but with the help of globlalization, it was discovered that, h20 and soap in it's lubricated form, can been used for quicker and joyous fulfilment of imperitive oguaguandum that can be compared to that brought by the female anatomy ..

jumong pan: Please for my sake don't slap him oh,I knew right the BBA house bimp had a crush or thing for bev (according to @Dannyxy) but he was scared of the camera n his country reaction too,even in the house when bev and angelo ish was going,he was jealous,even angelo noticed he said he wasn't comfortable with bimp around bev all the time,he was always in-between bev n angelo all the time,dats if u watched the them 247 on tv,in all am so happy for them,cos I have bin waiting for these two to date,as for Milu,am sorry for her sha..maybe her relationship wit bimp isn't dat serious for her not to make much noise,unlike angelo girlfriend. As for melvin,make him dey sleep unto tooth pick,until his boxers go wear am, for inside BBA house his dull even outside the house his till dull,his too secretive for my liking joor ,I wish him all the best. (Any mistake ignore pls cos dis na early morning lol)
Good morning dear,hope u slept well?

njokusboy: Yeah, I have a confession, don't take it personal, ever since I heard ur name "leeterfa".... Sounds lyk l the name of a character in one of maya angelous poems,, since then, I have been unable to rest my head, a million butterflies dance to skelewu in my stomach anytym I come across ur post on nairaland, sumtin tells me u are my ticket to heaven, in ur embrace, I am destined to lose my mind, I involuntarily dedicated my first ever love poem to you, my sweet bar of chocolate, it is titled, "latifah, love".. I am not usually romantic but you have captured my soul, out of d thousand words dancing in my head as I type this, I sincerely cannot find one suitable enough to describe the magnitude of my affection for you, my heart misses a thousand beat for you, am so scared I might get
a cardiac arrest... Don't leave me in the lurch, pls don't let me wither in the cold, I'd be waiting patiently, in dis dark and lonely room, as my heart gets fainter, pls come and save me from this web of emotional pandemonium, I implore.... U re the best,u know, my sincere quest, on whose behest I kneel, place ur hand on my chest and let me rest, that in ur heart, I may no longer be a guest....

StateOfMind: er errmm, are you a professional dancer? you once mentioned this dancing of a thing somewhere, i think the chatroom...

jovialjov: Hyde of course...Jekyll is *lips sealed*

StateOfMind: Hey you! How have you been?

Jekyl, well done oo...I saw what you did there, but I no vex sha, I understand you are missing ella

Hello everyone, lalaosky, njokus, kslib, DRIFT, waxdude, durielsmomma, jumong, ninny,noname, lertee(are you larteefa for real btw?)... Hope you guys had a good day.

Where is rein biko? Toyin and spade too.??

lertee: @waxdude,what's up

lalaosky: Now you've displayed your stupidity, have the thread livened up?. Your posted your trash by 9:49am, it's 9:36pm and the thread is drier than all your team GOM's.

Stop screaming it like it's a national secret. Everyone know ochongonoko is lalaosky. The night I revealed it, I know ilks like you and @flome won't keep their mouth shut. In case you missed it, @reinc posted a link where I gave tabh a reason for unfollowing this thread, I was posting with my lalaosky account. Even in my diary, I gave a shout-out to people on this thread, so stop raving and ranting like it's a national secret!!.

Lemme help you and solve the final piece of the whole riddle, I'm also carujmonella. Happy now?. Mtcheeeewww!!. Smh >
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@ reinc, dre11,lertee, agbgift, and all that I disappointed by unfollowing this thread, I apologize. What I did was petty. Really childish. I just felt the atmosphere caused by my 'recaps' wasn't condusive anymore, so I had to unfollow to avoid future misunderstanding like that of the @prof moniker being linked to me to get back at me because of my 'recaps'. Once again, I apologize my E-family.

jumong pan: Nando is a noise maker...who will sponsor the trip,someone who couldn't afford bev and bimp return ticket to Nigeria,bev had to pay for her own return flight ticket n left Bimp,,after making noise about his dry birthday party on twitter,with the intervention of Danrele bimp had to return to Nigeria,if u guys notice on twitter bimp n Nando no dey communicate again unlike before. Nando is a broke ass like Angelo,his stuck in SA,cos no money to fly back to to his country,rather making noise about missing his flight 3times to TAN,they re just in SA partying from one club to other to raise money to go back to his country,,I pity those two,thank God circumstances made bev n Bimp left those broke ass in time,to better their lives.

dre11: #JAMB question
oya Jumong pan come answer am

click2cbn: Dude, noticed! Go back to ur "would u date a nairalander" thread

Miner13: I dnt knw y dis BBA stuf of a tin is stil rooted on NL
A REALITYtv SHOW OF SHAME

noname: @dre11, I think she went for the awards by she I mean Dillish. Her manager is also one of her BFFs so all 4 Namibian girls were in Ghana. Anyway supposedly she had an interview where she talked about Stephen wanting to get married but she mentioned or told him she is too young or something to that effect. I dey siddon look and dey smh for this Stephen guy.

lertee: Lol,carujmonella aka ochonogoko
This is epic,how many days did it take you to compose this epistle? Shooo

StateOfMind: Lwkmd...some igborican accent you got..