₦airaland Forum

Sacrificial lamb for this year election

Obinnau:
Getting that 6k may make u spent extra N1k with
2weeks plan. Well, this is the way forward. Send her
N200 recharge card without expecting her call, send
her another one after 3days without expecting her call
also. Send her another card for the third time and
inform her that you won big amount of money in
competition organised by ur professional body and
that she shd forget about the 6k and the
misunderstanding you guys had and equally
apologize; even though u've not done anything wrong
and tell her to expect ur call that u're cooking ur
favourite meal at the moment. Recharge ur phone
with larger amount, if u used to talk with her for
3mins, this time around double it so u could talk for
6mins. Don't invite her yet. Send her another N200
card after 2days with love sms informing her to
prepare to come over to see you soon in her free
time. Give her a call after 1hr to findout her free time
and invite her to ur place. Send her another N200 card
on the day she's coming to ur house but remove the
last digit number, she will call back to tell u its
incomplete, apologize and tell her the card is on ur
table and she will recharge with it since she's coming.
She will come with speed, visit her honey pot if u
interested, thereafter, u can do what pleases u but
don't kill her.

smoothcriminal

Ennyhorlar:
I hate gals hu form! 6k no be money abi? how much are some private school primary teacher collecting? with 6k u can organize a birthday party ,a love cake(1k) malt 1crate(1300-1600)rice curry,pepper,maggi,tin tomatoes ,onions,oil(2000)full frozen chicken(1k) small chops(chinchin,puffpuff(500). ,,,,, so wat are u telling DAT its a small money?? with 6k I fit travel to any state in Nigeria,,,with 6k I fit buy London used bold5,curve4 ,curve 6,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AND WONT U FVCK UR BF HARD IF HE BUY U A GIFT WORTH 6K??

guy u be real ECONOMIST ..... Thumbs up

Something needs to be done about the rate of missing planes in the Asian peninsula ....... Why always Asia ?

Virgin with a Russian boyfriend? I smell congo brushing tonight

Celebrities and fake lifestyles....... I guess its part of show business

Etisalate .... Seasons greeting boss

Emodeee:
ride on pastor

RIDE ON WHAT ?

Sapeleboy:
gay alart..............

phuck u dude..... Am the realest guy in town ..... Go spread ur disgusting massage elsewhere ....... Gerrit pervert

Francon:
They should mixed them with the guys in the cell. That way, they will understand it's Adam n Eve. Not Adam and Adamu or Eve and Evelyn...

I love you

jacabi:
Chai! This woman is a beast. But what was the man doing when the woman put his thing into her mouth?

maybe him think say she won give am emergency B.J

joseph1832:
I must say that the way some christians are going about this "Buhari wants to islamize nigeria" bull.shit is becoming out rightly annoying.

I honestly see no reason why a particular cadre of nigerians will have this super impose believe of their own supremacy over the rest of us.

You hear ranting everywhere coming from some christians that Buhari plans to islamize Nigeria if voted into office, let me ask them, if given the opportunity won't you christians christianize Nigeria?!. Seeing the way I personally have been pursued and disturb by many christians just because I tell them I don't share their narrow minded belief, I'll say these christians are guilty of the same thing the accuse Buhari of.

The very nature of the "typical nigerian christian" is imperialist, note, any where you see christianity, imperialism is not far of, seeing the way many of their G.O's, Papas and what have you live in splendor, I won't be surprised that these people have the notion of spreading or installing their brand of christianity on Nigerians if given the opportunity. You tell a member of one of this new generation churches that you attend a white garment church and you see the manner at which they swarm on you just like the way flies swarm on shit and tell you that you are going to hell and they shove the brand of christianity down your throat.

Let's not forget, 'greed' is a powerful motivating agent, just like money and greed is what powers many of this new generation churches. The basic aim of this new generation churches is to spread and accumulate more wealth.

I tell anybody who wants to listen: "christians and moslems are the very reason why Nigeria remain a backward country". Take a good look and all those who has occupy the sit of the presidency on you'll know for sure. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds!, always trying to shove their beliefs down peoples throat. Thus I say this: "He who can not smell his own bull.shit can never perceive his sense of narrow mindedness" and narrow mindedness, is the order of the day in the Federal Republic Of Nigeria.

Rubbish

SilentCrescendo:
yea man... the tv show was so good that after watching it, every other show felt bland to me

. True dat..... Have been a fan since 2008

SilentCrescendo:
Methapethamine....
a conspiracy theorist/psychologist would say this is the effect watching Breaking Bad has on people..

lol ah swear after watching that show I was inspired but I no get liver..

#Heisenberg

boss u are a fan of the greatest tv series ever made ! ...... Breakbad was LLLegendarry (in banny stinson voice)

She and the dog too resemble

ismokeweed:
Nice one. let him go and find air-condition of less than 5k in hell. I love naija.

ismokeweed

ismokeweed:
Nice one. let him go and find air-condition of less than 5k in hell. I love naija.

ismookweed

Dreyl:
Click like if you believe you will make it one day.

I don't need to click any like ..... " I know I will be in this list one day".... #basedonbelieve

frustratedman:
Another proof that God is a wicked mutha fvcker who doesn't give a damn about us. Shebi the guy dey serve God , why God nor save am or make e give am money Oloriburuku God. E nor go betta for GOD

brother, don't allow ur frustration to cloud ur judgement..... Our God is a merciful God.

It depends on the type of poison.... Some are more effective while others are less

krall:
I don't know if this is the correct section to post this but I recently travelled to abuja for business stuff and instead of staying in a hotel as I planned, my brother kind of forced me to lodge with him saying that it won't be proper for me to have a sibling there and still stay in a hotel.

The thing now is he is not always at home till late at night due to his job and he recently married just early this year and whenever I am back in the evening trying to relax and watch news, she will take the remote control and put nigerian movie that I hate.

The first time I didn't say anything and let it slide and started even holding unto the remote. But it seems like she has no fear and demands for the remote. There was even a time we struggled physically for it and this is a young woman of highest 30yrs

This story is long that I can't start telling all the instances. I have reported her to my brother but he just said I should leave her that that's how women behave that whenever I want to watch TV I should wait till she is sleeping . I am beginning to wonder who is the man of the house.

I have had enough. Maybe that is how she do drag remote with him. I don't know if I should leave the house or stay till I am done and teach her a lesson. This is an insult.

dude, I thought u are dead?

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Billyonaire:
Everyone has the right to change his mind.

my word is my pride

Am vexed

barcanista:
It Takes A Clueless Man To Debate Against Himself

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what a shocking disgrace!!! It was the first time I have seen or heard that someone is engaging himself in a debate.... JOHNADAFT , their is Godoo

Deeper life members lives are too deep

The chairman album is the best thing that has happened to the Nigeria music industry.... This is a masterpiece that's worth the 4 yrs wait, production of this album is world class and all the featured artist brought their a-game including the chairman himself .... The chairman has been on my playlist since lastweek

izsmike:
the boobby dey irritate u na u wake up for midnight just to view and comment,

LOL...... Maybe he was having a nightmare