aisha2:


I don laugh almost piss for body. The mammy water one is hilarious

krall:
I don't even know who authorized such practice at my work place. Due to a building maintenance program, workers were moved from the affected buildings to a safe complex but it required that they have to "squat" in another persons office till the the program is completed. That was what caused two people to be sharing one office.

As bad luck would have it, there is this female colleague that was randomly selected to stay temporarily with me. I had no objections initially until the day that I accidentally opened her hand bag and saw a love machine inside!!! I thought maybe she just bought it new and mistakenly carried it to work but it became suspicious as she started bringing it everyday.
She even keeps it on her desk at times and I don't know what message she is trying to send.. So most times I avoid staying inside with her and leave for like 2hrs incase.

I am becoming scared as I could be molested but I just can't report this to Oga that she is romancing herself at work inside my office because it will be embarrassing.

Please How do I handle this situation without causing internal conflict?

I will upload picture of what the love machine looks like soon.

bigtt76:
Well as regards her frying 'indomie and 2 eggs' make your brother complain and not you. Do not put asunder their marriage biko. Na your bros know how and wetin join them together.

'You nor de shame' means you nor get self pity. Your brother drag you to go stay with am ...he point gun for your head? Abi he asked you to pay him less the hotel rate? He's only trying to help you save on the hotel cost. If you don't like it ....at least you still got the hotel money with you abi? Why not fly off to the nearest 5 star hotel where no one would be struggling things with you

ileobatojo:

Lol! The mammy water one is the funniest.
Check out this one.
My female colleague that shares office with me brings love machine to work (pics)

Edited: he later posted the pics....... it was pictures of car chargers!! Rotfl!

aisha2:


Ile haff kill me, my belle

krall:
I have channel the money to somewhere else.
I have no where to go. I can't be paying over 15,000 everynight for 1 month.

bigtt76:
So why complain? Like say your browser nor de dat town nko wetin you for do.... Cut short our stay? Abeg try bear. Browse for news on your fone or tablet and stop dragging tinz with de owner.

ileobatojo:
Rotfl!! This OP won't kill me o!

Abeg, you guys need to look at the OP's previous topics before taking this topic to heart.

I thought it from the very first post that the OP was just clowning, all his posts were seriously cracking me up. Then I saw his posting history and my suspicions were confirmed. Lmao!

moreeni:
While her rudeness is obvious, it's her house remember? Her TV, her remote, her call...

Move on already

krall:
I don't know if this is the correct section to post this but I recently travelled to abuja for business stuff and instead of staying in a hotel as I planned, my brother kind of forced me to lodge with him saying that it won't be proper for me to have a sibling there and still stay in a hotel.

The thing now is he is not always at home till late at night due to his job and he recently married just early this year and whenever I am back in the evening trying to relax and watch news, she will take the remote control and put nigerian movie that I hate.

The first time I didn't say anything and let it slide and started even holding unto the remote. But it seems like she has no fear and demands for the remote. There was even a time we struggled physically for it and this is a young woman of highest 30yrs

This story is long that I can't start telling all the instances. I have reported her to my brother but he just said I should leave her that that's how women behave that whenever I want to watch TV I should wait till she is sleeping . I am beginning to wonder who is the man of the house.

I have had enough. Maybe that is how she do drag remote with him. I don't know if I should leave the house or stay till I am done and teach her a lesson. This is an insult.

wayne4loan:
dude, I thought u are dead?

krall:
Tallesty1 can I lodge with you till november ending for a token.

Tallesty1:
lols.....


Where are you?

krall:
gwarinpa side if you have motor bring come

krall:
I don't know if this is the correct section to post this but I recently travelled to abuja for business stuff and instead of staying in a hotel as I planned, my brother kind of forced me to lodge with him saying that it won't be proper for me to have a sibling there and still stay in a hotel.

The thing now is he is not always at home till late at night due to his job and he recently married just early this year and whenever I am back in the evening trying to relax and watch news, she will take the remote control and put nigerian movie that I hate.

The first time I didn't say anything and let it slide and started even holding unto the remote. But it seems like she has no fear and demands for the remote. There was even a time we struggled physically for it and this is a young woman of highest 30yrs

This story is long that I can't start telling all the instances. I have reported her to my brother but he just said I should leave her that that's how women behave that whenever I want to watch TV I should wait till she is sleeping . I am beginning to wonder who is the man of the house.

I have had enough. Maybe that is how she do drag remote with him. I don't know if I should leave the house or stay till I am done and teach her a lesson. This is an insult.

tjark1:
Satan using women since "the beginning "...
Bros, u have shelter, food and a space to lay ur head every night...
concentrate on the whatever that took u to Abj. cos u practically have NO right over anything in that house except it be given u...
'That's how women behave' believe and live by that quote while u are there! don't let a woman spoil d relationship you have with your bro cos wen wahala start, he won't be on ur side.... no man should...

bigtt76:
Well buy your own remote naaa you can get spare remote from DSTV office or buy the universal remote sef You nor de shame ....your brother house you and next thing you begin drag remote with hin wife. You you should be more matured here.

You can either playfully 'beg' her to allow you sometime to listen to news or go to bed and sleep. Its her house by right of marriage and NOT yours by right of being a sibling. Did I make myself clear

krall:
which one is "you no dey shame" is it not them that drag me to stay there?

She watch nollywood home video morning, afternoon and night
Prepare food, she cannot. When hungry catch her she boil indomie and fry 2 egg. I am beginning to wonder if she use juju on my brother

ileobatojo:
OP, which nollywood movie is on tonight?

bigtt76:
Well buy your own remote naaa you can get spare remote from DSTV office or buy the universal remote sef You nor de shame ....your brother house you and next thing you begin drag remote with hin wife. You you should be more matured here.

You can either playfully 'beg' her to allow you sometime to listen to news or go to bed and sleep. Its her house by right of marriage and NOT yours by right of being a sibling. Did I make myself clear

ileobatojo:
OP, which nollywood movie is on tonight?