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gabazin080: nigga?

my main man a.k.a aboki

marieolae: I don't need to answer that

no offence, I had to ask because of ur expressions

marieolae: nigga, this is everymans dream and you sitting there asking stupid questions. Anyway yes the girl OBVIOUSLY loves you. A blind man can see this.

are u a male or female?

gabazin080: alrite bro. brothers do fight

* datz my nigga*

gabazin080: u may be right though. but y pretendin to be a saint u ar not

dude am not a saint, never will I be.. Let's call a truce... Sorry for the hard words that I used out of ignorance... We game?

@ op, source pls

18 m, if we have a deal contact me on bbm 22a08d41

gabazin080: am speechless because u just talk like a devil and not saint u pretend u are

no pretense bro, everyone can testify that u are evil and delusional

Gej till 2019

gabazin080: did u knw wayne is a disease

death is roaming around u , I can see dat u are a failure, looking to infect an innocent soul like me.." Get behind me Satan"

gabazin080: i wont because chatin wit a victim can make u get infected

" GABAZIN" sounds like a virus

jennylove7575: Na titanic love I dey do o...I will die for him and save him.. story! I will try get his ATM card pin number off him, clear his account and leave him to die no dats evil....I will quickly take a life insurance policy on him with me as the beneficiary.. not good....I will scrape his body fluid inside a bottle and pour it in my ex drink.. no more evil... I will contact shekau and enroll him with boko haram.. That way him and shekau go shake hands. Plus the members.. seemed like a good idea... this is one of the funniest topic on naira land...

babe u d bomb, u asset is very tatanlizing.. #ilovedembigandbeautiful

gabazin080: i wil rather nt reply because if i start

pls don't for ur own safety

gabazin080: i wont curse you again because you are cursed already

only a cursed retarded mofo can know when someone is about to be cursed , nigga u are one sick mother4ucking nincompop

Nna see badmarket oo, when I have already ordered for 32 bags this morning

GenWOJUOLA: Aw abt d liberian who has taken it to morocco?? Are u guys just sharin d ebolas cos una no wan die alone?? Pls, Anybdy who has been detected to have this ebola should please be shot in the head @ once!!! Thats d fastest way to end dis shit... It may seem wicked, but aw do we stop it?

Bros u must be heartless and wicked #nooffence

gabazin080: ebola fire u, ur past generation, ur present generation nd ur cumin generation

EBOLA FIRE UR LINAGE, starting from ur great great grandfather called Cain (in the bible) ending in a worthless piece of trash named gabazin

gabazin080: ebola fire your whole family

Ebola fire ur generation

@op, make EBOLA fire ur left yansh

xxxtedyxxx: Ok..no p..I call..it..Emotional Bomb..its basically an emotional spike. It shud be used wen d convo between u and d babe is goin fine. It can be spoken or written..asin during chat. Here is it... Its not compulsory u use it exactly.u can spice it up. Dis tecnique is kinda pyschological..it uses future projection and other covert tecniques that can influence behaviour.

You..: .hey de..<Funny nickname> gues what..

Her :..what...


You... Guess what am tinking

Her: what..# or sth like dat..or I can't gues



You... Am just tinking abt u wearing sth like a cute skimpy tyt gown...not to skimpty n tight doh.don't want guys staring @ ur ass.(Backside). And ur hair looking long and falling over d sides of ur face, while u r adored wit. Lovely earings, and some cute high heels to match...#but pls not too high oh...(Suprise smily or suprise face frome u) cos if u fall down..I won't carry u up oh...lolz....


Her-- wow...(Positive respons) # note she will most likely defend her sef concerning wearing heels n blah blah


I crafted dis routine ma sef and it works all d time..I av given it to most of ma friends and it always elicit a gud response.

U can always joke n tease her abt her respons. It works all d time.
Her :what

op pls help out , their is this babe dat I asked out last 3months ,she is in port harcort presently. We have been chatting tru whatsapp I decide to spice things up with dis ur format, so last week Sunday we were chatting and Immediately I said "baby guess what" network problem start occurring so since then she has been bugging me to know no what I want her to guess and I don't know what to say to her, because I prospone the surprise for too long and because of my busy schedule and fill the momentum is not right.

Thinking of exit destination! " Cotonue here I come"

Naija which way? It seems the numbers of Ebola victims keeps on growing larger everyday

The right one

lakamua: hw old are you?

may EBOLA fire ur left yansh

America the greatest country on planet earth , because of 2 of their citizens are affected by Ebola ,they find cure sharp sharp... How I wish my beloved country Nigeria can rise to its pinnacle.... If u be believe say naija go better pls like

Arrest the Americans

Guidette: Another empty promise.

Where is the light he promised us?
Where are:
The roads?
The security?
The Chibok girls?
The sponsors of bokoharam?
The corrupt officials?
The dividends of subsidy removal?
The employment opportunities?
The 2nd Niger bridge?
The airports?
The universities?
The oil refineries?
The agricultural and industrial development?
The water supply?
.……………

NO ACTION PRESIDENT is what GEJ is. A disappointment/embarrassment to the nation.
In PEJ's voice: Chai! Diaris God oooo

are u a nigerian

xp17: you can downsize the eating of those ,or better eat their close substitutes instead.

-vegetable oil can be replaced with olive oil or butter.

-preserved potato chips can with replaced by personal fried ones or plantain chips made with olive oil.

-soda can be replaced with water or 100% fruits juice.

- alcohol is best taken at minima, could reduce heart diseases if not in excess.

-red meat can be replaced with sea food

-sugar and other sweetening can be substituted with honey

-canned foods can be substituted with fresh ones.

-fat free substituted with workouts

-cigarette can be replaced with weed


to me , those can be reduced or totally avoided

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oilyngbati: Muslims are not happy

They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy? They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who
do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want
to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they
came from where they were unhappy.
Try to find logic in that ! JeffFox worthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine hero in for a living, but you have a moral objection
to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but
you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and
suicide...You are a Muslim
5. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad
against...You are a Muslim
6. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing... You are a Muslim
7. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim
8. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own
at least four... You are a Muslim
9.If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it... You are a
Muslim!! --------------------
Buddhists living with Hindus = NoProblem
Hindus living with Christians = NoProblem
Christians living with Shintos = NoProblem
Shintos living with Confucians = NoProblem
Confusians living with Baha'is = NoProblem
Baha'is living with Jews = NoProblem
Jews living with Atheists = NoProblem
Atheists living with Buddhists = NoProblem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = NoProblem
Sikhs living with Hindus = NoProblem
Hindus living with Baha'is = NoProblem
Baha'is living with Christians = NoProblem
Christians living with Jews = NoProblem
Jews living with Buddhists = NoProblem
Buddhists living with Shintos = NoProblem
Shintos living with Atheists = NoProblem
Atheists living with Confucians = NoProblem
Confusians living with Hindus = NoProblem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem.
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists= Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS =BIG PROBLEM.

POST and POSTER of the year... I like u and ur post ...#nohomo