₦airaland Forum

Tallesty1:
Another good thing bout marrying a carpenter is the NAILING at night. Those guys can hammer it no be small.

yEPA.. Na one the guy go tear dah place.. The tear go be like that of Dano milk

Abeg ooooo.. Why the Votes in North come Plenty like that... What Exactly has Boko Haram been killing

its ok.... No offense taken

holicalpha:
Really.?? I'm sorry sweetheart

holicalpha:
Mehn..... And he bears my name;STEPHEN, I still don't get why people rape when sex is easy to get these days.... Its illegal and non-enjoyable still you do it... Thank God say them catch you and I pray they catch the rest...... Anyways I'm leaving before those Buharists come and start saying it's Jonathan that caused it for not providing security..

u are so mean wif ur comment

[quote author=patrickdarlins post=28055370]ghajini.......watch dis movie...if u nor cry like small pikin wey dem trowey e milk for ground change my name
my name is KHAN...watch dis movie abeg ...indian movies are somehow d best to me....i swear...the words of khan..my name is khan and i am not a terrorist...
like stars on earth.....touching movie were every child is special in dier own ways..



Thank God i now know someone who watch Indian Films crazily like i do....... Ghajini...Can neva forget Kaplana's ordeal.... and every child is special.. when d little boy told his teacher the letters are dancing when he was asked to read what was written on the chalk board... Nice Meeting you sir

April07:
Lol... guess I always knew they were meant for each other... plus our relationship wasnt that hot..

so touching

Imoy:
Abeg I'd like to be ur new gf?

Pls dnt say NO

Am a lady nah .... i don't do girls...kk

Youngpo413:
hmmm,I give up

Good of U

Youngpo413:
hahahaha,I didn`t know you were this funny...anyway its not what you think.
Have a lovely day!

Think ke! WASN'T THINKING ANYTHING OOOOO.. Was just wondering y u know alot about her including the pix on twitter and the caption.. pls do you by any chance know her next of kin?

Youngpo413:
you just realized he is a cultist after 3yrs?
Just leave him if you don`t love him anymore,just forget about an unneccesary excuse...
By the way your ex(to be) is cute,you posted his pix on twitter,tagged "MY BOO"

U don dey network abi... U wan follow d gurl on twitter...Ur case no be here.. if the cultist catch u....

fabiano09:
There are 2 reasons why pple get killed in school,WOMAN & MONEY,i advice you if u lyk ur new bf's life,leave him alone,cuz that system man will murk him,trust me i knw wat am saying.

tALKING FROM EXPERIENCE sIR... i HAIL THEE

omenka: I believe this is your picture in your profile. Just look at your teeth, your lips, and your cheeks, yet you have the nerves to insult someone else. Smh. Poor ghetto thing.

#edit.
Toss your nose as well in there.

oh! i seee... sooo of what bizness of urs is my pix.... S.I.D.B.A.F.A.F.L.U.... FYI dat's was wen i was serving my fatherland... idiot

omenka: And this is meant to make us laugh I suppose??

Who is craving for ur LAUGHTER ... The truth be told, i would be so glad if u can cry ur eyeballs out...... AIC

icebebe: 22 MBGN age I guess who evr advice her to wear dis,is evul o.see her small bre*st lik ma sister own

U wicked ooooo... her breast be like N10 orange..Lol

LMAyedun: More...

All my life av never seen the old N5 note clean before it's always so very dirty and disgisting like OBJ's cheek

swgRIDeR: Wen I ws 12 I gat used 2 impressin ladies until 1dae we went 4 a bufdae party I wore my newest baggy jean wf a t-shirt...we wer cald 2 dance I started dancin so hard 2 impress a fyn gal I saw...I was dancin 2 d xtent I gat al eyes on me, I noticed dey wer laffin finkin dat yah av gat al focus & am da best so I danced until d m.c announcd dat dis 1 don dance tear trouser,datz wen I realizd y dey we're laffin...ws very mch ashamd coz d impression I gave da gal ws bad..

Oku OBO..... Lol

PRINCEHPXP: https://f21.wapka-files.com/download/7/b/5/2413705_7b5fb20c66b0f51ef6ddfe97.jpg/1a8b80287dbbf5da6f4f/10616579_732113450197491_3388060439384076736_n.jpg

Make we Play Small,Remember old
times. (Lol)

WHICH WAS YOUR FAVORITE

My own na coconut o,becos e dey
plenty well well, what of you?

I prefer speedy because of the chocolota taste and where is Okin biscuit shot cake and pako biscuit... yummy

Youngpo413: your Ex was very cute,I believe...

You sef you fine o,I mean natural beauty.

Fank u... And yep d guy is quite... Na reason y i dey always dey hapi to break record for am be dat... eva since den, sworn never to date anu attractive guy.. poor or Rich

Jisus.... i hail thee oooooooooo

As a Lady... if derz anytin i hate most its sinmply Unnecessary attention.. don't get it wrong am not saying u shldn't look at me buh not fix ur gaze.. for a lady like me wif big boobs and butts..Mehn i always mind aw often i go out..Esp public places... Guys go look u so tey d expression on their face would tell u wat dey are lookin at.. its just crazy i guess

Faun: That Anambra State logo is guilty of all the crimes listed here, man.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1526412_anam_logo_jpeg6fb12232d60eb9514d0c10aa4849f843

Bros u bad no be small... una dey fight bfor

space booked wanna read the thread first

April07: Your Username na die.. Wealthy egg

Moderated My Yoruba name to English.... Eyinola... has e dey hot nahh

MrTeymee: Fight for you - Jason derulo
Her 2nd number ;
Down (candle light version)- Jay Sean ( this z like our theme song)

Bros shey i no go marry u lik dis... dis are my Favorites songs oooooo. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh...u killing me softly..

Breathless.... Shayne ward

Ovialekhe: Really.no ringing tone at all.I cant be wasting my money for all these service providers.in fact they are supposed to give u free ring tones any time you recharge.

Its not callerztune tune d OP mean oooo.. Ring tones comes wif no charges

Nawa.... Shey na pillow Oga Jonah hold, or na human being? oh na dah wuman... Patience.... ehya... e com be like pillow... she she wan fall ni .... See Mama peace, wrap and cuddle her hubby and kissing... Shior for Naija guys (No offence) it is called kissing not cho[p lips......

[quote author=hardbody][/quote]Whatever....... dis i know for sure... we've just 5 universities in Nigeria.. Unilorin, Unilag, Unibadan, OAU and the rest.... yipeeeeeeeeeeee

hyuga: lolest@elenu n jawaya. Nd yex kè, m 4rm ekiti..

Abajooooo....... i smell it

hardbody: Sha don't let us hear that dem follow you from village when it gets to your turn. I understand all graduates of Unillorin are working in Banks abroad. Let your own case not be different ooo. Better by far my left yansh...

Don't you get, i said am an Alumni... not stil a student and am doing pretty good Maself... Work wif the No1 bank in Africa... First Bank Nigeria.... Truly d first

engineerd: Dang...a lot of Single Nigerian witches are viewing this thread.......keep on dreaming!!!!....most of yall witches should be proposed to with a hott slap!!!!

Bro u wicked ooooooooooooooooo......................... why na.... evrybody get him on time and spice ooo

hyuga: ehm, since u didnt conduct a census in all 36 states of 9ja, u shudnt judge by d stupid once in ur area. :-D

Bros are u from Ekiti ni... abi why are u over protective like dis.................. Dey dont stay in my area oooo.. if dey doo dey wld be force to relocate... where our elenu n jawaya sector chairman dey.. i puity d person's condition.