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coogar:
yuck! she gave you her fish with the same fingers she masturbäted with?

Lol...

MrJohnAgbo:
Don't report anything, mind your business!

I am eating now and she gave me her fish

toyese01:
I guess you also masturbate for you †̥ draw that conclusion, cos you don't really have Λ proof.



¥øŪ also do it, deny it

I know you masturbate too And you are posting to get likes, but i don't and i'm not saying it's bad and what's the point attacking me? did you see me? get a real 'girl' man or are you ugly?.

Hello, so i'm staying with my aunt and i went to play bball at the court outside today and she was suppose to come and play too but she insisted i go first that she'll join me later... So after a while she didn't come down stairs and i went to take a glass of water, i knocked when i noticed the door was locked then i peeped through the bedroom window and i saw her jump out of her bed naked i.e with her t-shirt but without pants, and she quickly wore a short skirt, NOTE: she had taken her bath and she was wearing a trouser before i went out... when she opened the door i was so shocked i speak, i couldn't even look her in the eye, she was nervous, she said "i was.. i was.. i was going to come and play, are you still playing?" she had no idea i caught her... she looked restless as if she was about to be sentenced in court, i went back downstairs to play bball and within a few 30mins her mom(aunt) came back and i went upstairs helping my aunt with her bag when we got upstairs she had already changed to the puma trouser she was wearing...

I know for some cultures and religion masturbation is normal but this my cousin is over holy, talking about jesus all the time and even a chorister... I just wanted to scare her a bit, i told her "Please buy me a bottle coke" she said she doesn't have money, i then said "Okay, be careful" she said, what
did i do, i told her "Be careful, i caught you today, i know what you did".

So now after telling her that she's being nice and "giving" to me which is totally strange, i am not answering her too much though to tense things a bit, she's 18 and if i was caught doing anything bad she won't think twice about reporting me... what do i do? should i tell?

PS: I'm 17.

Bastards won't stop driving with speed on nigerian roads! the innocent 14Yr old is gone because of the drivers mistake! RIP to them...

Na we dae here, Na we get am, Nobody fit do us anything!

My cousin scored 82 - MBBS
Then me myself scored 68 - Comp science.
Then my igbo friend scored scored 80 - MBBS (i expected him to do better sha since he did A'level and has a higher intellect than my cousin, well UI is unpredictable, atleast we made it).

Lol my cousin is coming for elect.engr... he is a demon... he studies 9hrs a day then do some yoga plus some meditation, such obscenity.. for a 17yr old, he is not even creative, just a walking bot/memorizer/wikipedia who Aced all the subjects in his GCSE in london..

Today i tested him and he knows "almost" everything in his maths/physics text book(s), i wonder why he didn't attend college there in the UK... Another thing is he failed just 2 questions in the UI sample questions which were questions from chemistry which he finds boring.... he says the sample questions are just objects to revise with...



P.S: this was not posted with the intent to scare/threaten you guys, there are about a thousand people smarter and with more knowledge than him and you too....., just so you know, you must try to be smart to get high scores because you need high scores... he always says "i must not fail a question"... bye!! #motivational #battle #education

Anyone experiencing the "incorrect username and password"? I can't login here.... Help!!

Opinionated.

StarMogul:
So may dey clap 4 u Op,wetin happen don happen.

Yeah i know.

Teempakguy:
[color=navy]what a warped thinking![/color]

Try and unwarp my thinking.. i still respect you.

Topahz is not attractive to me (i did not say ugly), but congrats to you Tophaz. Twaci is still my queen... i hate all this contest stuffs... fake votes everywhere... twaci deserved it clearly! don't ban me, i have to say my mind! i don't even knw who tophaz is, funny enough i can't even spell her nick... i know why twaci lost.. because she is an inspiring, intelligent human and many people(girls esp) got envious and jealous of her and thought the only way to make her sad is to try and steal what belongs to her. honestly, i will pick twaci for a wife instead of the former, i mean GOD! she's a genius! so young, beautiful, good skin color, bright eyes and genius intellect.

Nairaland should allow accounts over a year old to contest, because i've studied some accounts and they seem male-like. Anyway i love you twaci! i advice you to open a new acct and abandon this present one. let the memory of you remain in our hearts... quiting this site and turning an anonymous user or guest is your best choice.

TWACI is love. i vote twaci
cc: NLjega

TWACI is love. i vote twaci
cc: NLjega

pinkbee:
Op, Ur friend needs a HOT slap.
When will some guys stop confusing kindness 4 love?

This happens.. why was she showing so much kindness to the guy when she knows the outcome? anyway i pity the guy..

Ishilove FP tinz

missclasssy:
^^^^Op here is the best answer to your question.

You are very immature.

op just do what you love, i'm sure any girl will dig a dancer and not all those weak boys manipulating their cellphones and playing video games all day..

fatjo:
Wizkid z losing steam jor,with all d rubbish he z singing des dayz...any correct guy weh no too like faaji go know say go know say skales gather brain pass. I see him shining pass wizzy mehn*time

Because skales has fat face as you? have you listen to Ojuelegba? with beats headsets or earphones? you are actually a newbie to internet life, you should know that wizkid has his own fans (me) and haters (you) so you dnt have to troll around and diss wizkid or post hateful or badluck things about him. puto!

fatjo:
Wizkid z losing steam jor,with all d rubbish he z singing des dayz...any correct guy weh no too like faaji go know say go know say skales gather brain pass. I see him shining pass wizzy mehn*time

Because skales is has fat face as you? have you listen to Ojuelegba? with beats headsets or earphones? you are actually a newbie to internet life, you should know that wizkid has his own fans (me) and haters (you) so you dnt have to troll around and diss wizkid or post hateful or badluck things about him. puto!

fatjo:
Wizkid z losing steam jor,with all d rubbish he z singing des dayz...any correct guy weh no too like faaji go know say go know say skales gather brain pass. I see him shining pass wizzy mehn*time

Because skales is as fat as you? have you listen to Ojuelegba? with beats headsets or earphones? you are actually a newbie to internet life, you should know that wizkid has his own fans (me) and haters (you) so you dnt expect to troll around and diss wizkid or post hateful or badluck things about him. puto!

May their crushed soul rest in peace and never be crushed again.. look what buhari has done?!

5minsofmadness, your points is just something to be remorseful about, there's no such thing as end-time, and i'm very sure you know that but your clouded sense of reasoning has made you post this trash info about end-time which does not exist and i come to wonder how low you are intellectually. since you're just posting this awful things about Adventure Time, Billy and Mandy and Spongebob Square pants which were made for innocent kids to watch and you are condemning this shows just to show favouritism to your christian race then i won't blame your feeble shallow mindedness. i'll let you dream on... wait for the day when the trumpet shall sound and they'll be zero gravity then you will float to heaven.. if they were no such thing as religion, the world will be a better place and we would have been 1000yrs ahead in technological advancement... Religion keeps us backward, it keeps 5minsofmadness in the dark. keep waiting for endtime

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without science, we all will be dead by now. anyway, some people will expect miracle to cure their ebola. very funny religionist.

AfricanApple:
he is right in every way and does make sense. what have u been reading and writing on NL, herald, na wa u o, seems your addiction to Nl is on a high level. most of d things u read here aren't even true.
talk about writing, u know very well that we all don't write our words in full, we abbreviates and dats not a good way to learn how to write correctly.


the internet can never in any way be compared to books, d net is full of fakes and wrongs. it makes pple become lazy in reading books where they can really learn and discourage those who are already lazy and would have been willing to learn


I support what he said a beg

some pple can browse (mostly chat) from morning till night but can't read one leaf of book in a day, that's a big shame.

AfricanApple my girl, Your comment looks retarded.

and this is a screenshot of naijazoom.com so i really dont know how Nairaland beat that site...... better watch your ego @dhtml

Guys i still think Naijazoom.com is better than Nairaland....... thank you.... see pictures below..........

dhtml18: Till i see a wapka site that beats Nairaland.com

to be honest wit u bro, i am a proffesional PHP/Python koder, i have looked through your site and it's nice, but i think www.naijazoom.com and www.guruswapaz.net can compete your site, i've checked those two wapka sites with my laptop and they both have desktop versions, i was even shocked when i saw dropdown menus at naijazom, and it requires good knowledge in css and javascript to do that. i even saw sliders etc.. i use to think the same way and i hate wapka developers, but come to think of it, they are webdevelopers and the write the same codes as you do but they write all these codes on front-end which is alot complex, e.g you write a php array, they can write a javaScript array too, i was shocked what i found on the source code of guruzwapaz and naijazoom, sorry wapka guys, you guys rock, just learn OOP languages and you will rock better.