1. Changing your music without first asking for
permission The first thing I do when get a girl
over to my shack is put on some music. Depending
on the mood I’m trying to set, I’ll go with
something like Passion Pit, The Weeknd, or
Vanessa da Mata. As I’m making drinks, if she goes
to the laptop, cuts off my music, then pulls up
some whack-ass shit on YouTube, she’s only getting
bleeped that night and never again. Even though
she wants to play “this one song,” I cut her crap
off and put mine back on. I say, “If you wanted to
listen to your music you should’ve invited me to
your place.”

2. Giving you unsolicited advice I don’t care if I
have the most obvious problem in the world that
can be solved with baking soda, but if I don’t ask
you for help or at least show I’m open to receiving
help, then shut the Bleep up. You’re not my mom
and you’re not someone who has more life
experience than me, so spare me your harebrained
ideas for solving a man’s real problems.

3. Saying “you should.” There is absolutely no
reason for a girl to tell a man “you should…” ever.
It insinuates that not only are you currently doing
something wrong, but that she knows more than
you, which is extremely unlikely. She is free to
say, “Have you thought of…” or “What do you
think about…” but the moment she brings out the
word “should,” a synonym of “must,” I know she’s
a arrogant cunt who thinks she knows more than
she really does. The only things I should or must do
are pay my taxes and die.

4. Not apologizing when she texts or takes a call
in your presence. If I’m on a first or second date
with a girl, and she starts reading texts, sending
texts, or actually taking a call without excusing
herself first, she will never see me again. Even the
most conceited bitches will let off an “Excuse me I
have to take this real quick.” Otherwise she
doesn’t deserve another meeting with you, even if
she puts out and turns out to be okay in bed. You
let a girl disrespect you like this and you might as
well hand her your balls.

5. Asking you to postpone your orgasm so she
can gain more pleasure. If you’re about to bust
your nut and a girl does tells you “No” or “Wait,”
she’s an inconsiderate slut who is now causing you
direct harm. A man’s nut is sacred, and for her to
impede that should be criminal. I’m serious. One
time a girl postponed my nut and then I lost it
completely. I couldn’t get it back and I was left
with minor groin pain. I never contacted her
again.
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Have nothing to say, just felt like being here

Opinionated.

This is not naija made.... it can't work here..... space booked though...

A proud guy

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I love this post... ...I agree with some of them...especially NUMBER 4.

Couldn't figure any point from you.
Maybe you passed a message before I read this. Believe me Any young lad here. If you take any of this advice you may end up being heart broken and feel hate like the op is feeling now.

Love only come to those who care to love others.

Ooohh excuse me OP... we women shud demand climax u know? Not only men have the right to burst out without minding us women....we r not a sex object, mind u...
Wats d point of having sex when U only want is to cum & leave ur partner unsatisfied? Dnt u think tats a selfish act?

When she tells you NOTHING always.

Whatever,

I don't know,

Her best phrase is lets go shopping.


Moreover
Sex before marriage is not cool.

Hmmmm

Arrant 3-mins man. Yo can't satisfy her you aint worth the relationship too.

When she ask something from me and i give an indefinite respond... If she can tell with her common sense that i didnt have it and she keeps asking for it... She is gone already.. This is a Front page material... The points here are undeniable..

Not again ...

I sense pride here

This is the most Self-Centred post I have read.

* When a relationship is all about you, you only end up being miserable and you'll hurt others in the process. GET A LIFE!!!

hunniweb:
I sense pride here

THANK YOU!
* I sensed it too . . . Sad

GeneralQuamdeen:
When she ask something from me and i give an indefinite respond... If she can tell with her common sense that i didnt have it and she keeps asking for it... She is gone already.. This is a Front page material... The points here are undeniable..

Another self-centred, arrogant person. Sad

oyin17:
A proud guy

exactly.. His no. 1-4 says it all

number 5 maketh no sense

No1 shows she no send u but d rest

2, 3 and 5... rubbish

I understand number 4, u should excuse urself b4 answering calls or texting, especially when sum1 is talking to u.

Number 1 is totally valid.

prettyjo:
number 5 maketh no sense

I concur sweety... Sex ain't only about d guy, bae needs to enjoy it too

Then, at this rate, @ OP, u will never get a girlfriend in Nigeria.
Why ? Because 99% all naija babes will exhibit at least 3 out of the 5 rules u mentioned.
I'm sure if u come across a veery beautiful babe like ......Toto Dike, for example, u'll forget all these rules.

yea....Tonto Dicke

Abee79:
This is the most Self-Centred post I have read.

* When a relationship is all about you, you only end up being miserable and you'll hurt others in the process. GET A LIFE!!!

you could not have said it any better.

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McEwen:
Quote of the Week "Na flat frying pan yanshless things full nairaland"

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KingTom:
Na flat frying pan yanshless things full here o God why!!!!

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