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What is this generation becoming ? At this age? What happens when they become adults?

God forbid.

Its just like nairalanders can not give me a better way of dealing with this so i'll stop lookong for answers here

iamVirus:
if it's me!
if you like see me with dem, I don't have anything with them is I don't have anything with them
Shikina

as i speak, one of them just left, saying her friend likes me , wants to date me,, bla bla bla and wheareas shes the one calling to. visit until she came on her own seductively with pants exposing her camel toe meaning she might not even be on panties ,, she me see wahala o

Choi.. Snake is involved ooo

My friend.. Be careful oo

UIA04:
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
Are you afraid of thirsty chicks


Na WA for you o.

Threat them like a man and I don't mean sex.


You can prepare a strong no and entertain them outside your house till they bring up their sinister question, give the a no and mean it.

They just caught me from outside strolling down few minutes ago, asked if i was married, said no, and the next thing was like they came earlier and knocked but i didnt respond, i said i was bathing.. The next thing was i should give them my number so they could call next time. I had no way to convince the both of them than to just do it,

You see what im sayimg ?

placeofallure:
Hmnnnnn......she can't bring her friends? that means you must be very private.

i cant deal with girls dear, she once had one bugging me behind her own friend's back and stuffs like that.

iamVirus:
choi!!!
lmao
#wicked
maybe, they just want to be Friends

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websurfer, they might be lonely.

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Allow them in, make them feel free to a length

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make sure they know u have a gf

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be good buht, set a very large gap from romance

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Since, they're 2 girls, they just wanna hangout/make friends.
Just be a nice guy
#watchYaPocket
#thankmeLater

So as i no want hangout with them as i wouldnt like people to see me with them nkor ?

NevetsIbot:
Lol.


Niggas have to make it go round na. We shuld even create a thread where guys will drop phone numbers of girls and we all do the needful.


As for those girls.. They need some people to take up their time.

Op what's your location... Nl guys shud live dia also.

;F

Like i said earlier, you no be good person,
Besides that, i dont promote immoralities

That's even if i would attempt anything that has to do with contact numbers, i don't
want some bugging on my phone.. Happened before

placeofallure:
First and foremost tell your girlfriend, you know how girls are. This isn't even enough cushion to save you from your girl's rant but then na sign say you respect am, you respect yourself.

Then anytime the leeches wanna come around, make sure your bae is around to give them a wicked snarl. Also be sure to introduce her as your fiancee to show them you're taken. That way, they'll stay off. They may tag you woman wrapper but dat one no concern you.

Do you mind her? Ive been seeing her everyday but i cant just tell her to come around cos she's with her friends of which she knows i dont allow bringing to my place.

I feel whenever she likes, she can come but shes goes back to school every sunday or monday.. Whereas these girls stay too close
As we speak, i have been seeing one going around but she couldnt come as she saw i have a male guest.

NevetsIbot:
let em come in... Wear iron pants btw. Don't play any games with them o.

Just chill with them... Seat far away... Pull out your phone and start pressing or bring out some papers and write... Do anything that seems like work... Tell em your kitchen is dirty. Tell em you need them to type something on your system.. Tell em to mop for you... Give em loads of work.... Go out to cut grass,, ask em to join you. Fetch water and ask them to join you... Clean the house and ask them to join you. Wash your car, ask them to join you.


Sheybi na maid them wan do... Give em works everytime they come. Lol... And still be far away

Lmao..
You no be better person at all

NevetsIbot:
haha... Funny bro..... Meet with them... Dnt take em into your living room... Just chat outside till they go... Of set your alarm around them... When it starts ringing, pretend like its a call from bae.

''hullo dear. You're back home now?? I'm coming right now.''....

Wave the girls bye bye, jump into ur car and drive to one suya joint or bar. Let em know you're taken.

sounds like a very good idea, but like i said , they openly said they want to come visit me, like come in...

You see what i was saying? They just knocked for about 4 minutes while i peeped through the blinds watching them till they left

schumastic:
this 21st century and you want an advice on all this...

very simple, next time they use leg waka cus the whole story was built around the car..one problem solved n u can thank me later

well, in as much as i dont think its just the car, im still wondering how you expect me to stop driving because of some random girls..

Solution please cause i'm pretty sure i'll soon have a knock on my gate. This is not the first or second time

ForeverYoung197:
Actually they are interested in your car maybe they Just want to have a joyride.

i know that already.. Interested in finding for a way to cut them off nicely without looking rude or embarrassing as they are from the neighbourhood. Or without those signals that will make my spouse ask questions.. You know girls

Goodday folks,

I was driving down home (almost at my gate) few days ago when i saw two girls (around their early twenties) approaching, taking a stroll like they were going out, they looked good though so i couldn't just ignore looking at them stylishly as they did too.

To my surprise, i noticed them passing through again still looking stylishly (i have a low see-through fence) like they wanted me to notice them or say hi but i still ignored wondering what they might have forgot or gone back to collect in such a short time and returning exactly when i still have them on sight.

fast forward two days later, i drove passed them strolling down the neighbourhood,

Just about driving into the compound, was surprised they knocked at my car to hold on as i had to take down the glass to hear from them..

Talked about if i stayed here alone, said yes, claimed they just moved into the neighbourhood , their names and all that, and before i knew it, they said they will come visit the next day.. Choiiii

Of course i had to smile and say okay while i proceeded with my entrance through the gate.

Yesterday while going out, i saw them again at the neighbourhood seeing off a friend, they had to say hi and gave a sign they were coming later while i had to act like i was coming back soon so they don't look or feel embarassed but basically i hate to give anyone impressions about me or even seeing me with a girl cause alot of people like to think otherwise, i might have stayed here for up to to two years but not seen with any other girl apart from my girlfriend or few occasions with my female pal apart from guys.

you know the rest already, i've actually gotten a knock on my gate while i have to ignore because i know the consequences of allowing them further, even if i might not be interested,

I wouldnt like one of those boring days i'll be left with no option than to allow them and something inappriorprate happens.


Please kindly advice on the best and nicest way to make them stay away at least without being rude or embarrassed.

Pheals:
Dirty mind lol ..op it's not wat u think naw

how did you know??

kel5000:
I wager the 'people balling hard' are paid hands like u and people living n fools' paradise.

i pity you

Rip sir

Fayose the yeye man.. Stomach infrastructure lord

Diezani's hotel in PH nkor? I dont trust all these Government people, them sabi corlobi things oo

All these empty houses in abuja nko

Diezani's hotel in PH nkor? I dont trust all these Government people, them sabi corlobi things oo

Proud landlord.. My living room at night

where is this country even headed to?