₦airaland Forum

BrownLondon:
My receipts for the last three weeks.

Pics wey full internet. Omo Ewedu carry your corpse to oduduwa threads.

Your Ewedu cries are sweet to my Biafran ears.

Find solution to tribalism first. Charity begins at home.

Many Nigerians are ingrates. 813 health workers were infected with the virus and many have died, yet you are questioning why they should be paid 30k per day? which is even less than 100 dollars per day?

Nigerians are terribly selfish people.

Tufia kwa!

God no go ever let me or any of my family members die for nigerian. I rather die for Papau new guinea or Cambodia.

Start a shadow NGO that sweeps roads in your community or clean gutters for free. Deceive people with your 'charity works'.

Register in a political party, ask your friends and fellow conmen in your NGO to register in that party too.

Hijack party structure, get yourself nominated and pick the party ticket. Hire assasins and thugs if need be.

Go to a shrine and swear an oath with other powerful stakeholders and leaders in the your community of interest.

Give billions to your women leaders, polling units thugs and ward thugs, LGA thugs, constituency thugs, state thugs or national thugs depending on your area and level of electoral interests.

The billions should go into campaign logistics and bribe of voters at the every level in the polling units.

Employ violence in the destruction of ballot boxes and other electoral materials in areas where you are least popular or voters are non-compliant during the elections proper.

INEC will declare you winner after cancelling elections in areas where your thugs have caused havoc and terror on opposition voters and publishing the votes from your area of strenght.


Pop champaigne!

Now the next phase of the battle begin at the courts.

Make sure you saved enough billions for the litigations that will follow at the election tribunal. The lawyers, fake witnesses, corrupt Judges will need their share of pie too.

Fake exhibits, doctored electoral documents will also need to be expertly forged (see Gov. Uzodinma vs Ihedioha for reference)

Bulldoze your way into the chambers of the judges through your lawyer, meet their clerks, arrange nocturnal meetings and ensure your lawyer points out technical errors in the lawsuits that can be used to strike out the cases against you. It helps the judges a lot better and makes their jobs easier.

If you lose at the tribunal, go to the Court of Appeal, if you lose there, go to the Supreme court..

Bribe...bribe...bribe and bulldoze your way through to victory. They'll declare you winner as long as your pocket remains deep enough.

Pop more champaigne!

Go to church for thanksgiving!

Resume office with a calmed mind the next day.

Give appointments to all your field lieutenants, benefactors and party comrades.

Congratulate them for a job welldone and start looting the public treasury to re-coup all your electoral and campaign expenses.

Good luck.


Culled from the book 'Tips for electoral victory in Nigerian zoo"

yoruba stop crying crocodile tears, as you make your bed so you lie on it.

No appointment for you. No presidency for you in 2023. Lick my Biafran arsz.

Lmao!

The greedy lady should pay up fast. Make the guy no gree o.

Him must collect him money.

omonnakoda:
The bible is much older

News' means it has to be 'new information and relevant to current issues'.

ProfDview1:
10 years or 100 years.. So far its the truth..

'News' means it has to be 'new information and relevant to current issues'.

yanabasee1:
Ojukwu had his own flaws and he did his best to lift the people of the east out of Nigeria......



I am not from the east but igwe is very lame to speak I'll of a man who fought for something meaningful......

That article is 9 years old. Published in 2011.

ProfDview1:
Let igbo take it or not, igbo need yoruba a majority tribe support to crush awusas...

Trust me, yoruba and Igbo shud be allies.... After crushing hausas with referendum, then we go separate ways...... Build a border block to every states that links with the north especially Niger bridge.. Shud be fortify with heavy military from each region protecting their interests....

Ibos don't need yoruba support, Ibos don't need to 'crush Awusa'. You are too divided in yorubaland to lift a finger and help yourself let alone help anyone.

yoruba muslims have sworn to behead you yoruba christians if you talk about oduduwa. Are these the kind of people Ibos or SS should depend on for support? yoruba is a lost cause. The yoruba muslims even seem to understand politics better.

When you people agree on how best to wears wear your pants in yorubaland, maybe people will start taking you serious. You yorubas are too divided to effect any change of help anyone.

I'm sure that's why IPOB and Kanu are not factoring yoruba support in the restoration of Biafra. Biafrans don't need moles who who will run to Sokoto when sensitive matters of seccesion are discussed.

After Biafra is achieved, we will even consider supporting the Hausas to keep yoruba in the nigerian union with Arewa. The hausas, yoruba muslims and Biafra will ensure that north continues to have access to the sea through yorubaland. They earned it.

There is no law that says Biafra cannot form diplomatic ties with Arewa to ensure you don't run away with national properties in yorubaland that doesn't belong you. You either pay for those through your nose in cash or you bleed terribly for them.

Make yoruba muslims catch you yoruba christians shouting for oduduwa. Dem go behead all of una.

Sunshineg5:
Why is it that Igbos love Akintola more than his own people, just like they love FFK and were the biggest fan of Aunty Kemi Luna until recently.

Why do you guys enjoy lunatics like this?

Like Kanu, like FFK, like Kemi

Is there something we are missing

Just the way you yoruba now love Joe Ibokwe, uwazurike and virtually anybody that insults Ibos, biafra and kanu.

MetaPhysical:
Why didn't you snatch and set the freaking rag on fire? Why do you allow biafran flag where you are attending protest for a victim of racism?

Set the gaddem foot rag on fire! Thats what ill do.

Dem never burn ya yoruba papa well to do am.
I dare you to do it, tape it and put it online.

God bless Ohamadike..... Ewedu monkeys can lick my anuzs.

MinorityOpinion:
Na the school wey I wan enter be dis. See as he make sense

Ewedu jambite how many times have you failed JAMB?

Better concentrate on osun state college of education. Na there your destiny dey.

DonHummer:
orji uzo Kali that was sent to jail as a senator nko....

Senators don't the immnunity that Governors enjoy.

Corporate2020:
Obviously, this your Biafran English is not from Nigerian schools.

You cannot differentiate taught from thought. What an illiterate!

Staw-clutching yoruba man. You must be very pained.

yorubas thought they can hide their faultlines for too long.

Internet don really expose their ass.

APC blogsite.

NYSC told the court that they remedied a mistake that they made in his name. And they did it procedurally and officially.

Una no get case.

Omoslim26:
with the duration of time you respond it shows that you actually have nothing doing with your life

ozu na ga ije ki bu

your life is 100% useless

I know you are looking for who to do your childish Yoruba vs Igbo mumu fight

go look for your mate ayam not doing

ewu ofia

lamentations of oduduwarara!

From sending peeps to jail to having a room in jail. At least he is safer in there. I hope other cops can learn.

I wish his sorry arze 'good opening'.

Tranquillity360:
Our yoruba bridges is broken.

Pls forgive our foolishness.

Lmao!

Justiceleague1:
Nobody is talking about subsidiaries, nobody is talking about sub positions who are errand pigeons, who takes orders from the top boss.

We are talking about federal government petroleum agencies, NNPC
DPR
PPPRA
PPMC
PTDF.

can you kindly point out which of these in the entire country is/are headed by a southerner?


The maritime agencies are Nimasa and NPA,who heads them?

We are waiting.
Wenediali imhotep bskyb justformen

I don't even bother myself with all these hullabaloos any longer. The yorubas will continue dribbling themselves till they get burnt and start crying for southern unity.

Awolowo did it, yorubas are doing it again today, in future dem go still do am. They are a lost cause. Irredeemable!

Omoslim26:
loll I am a typical Igbo man from Owerri country 9 precisely

and continue to do Yoruba dis ipob dat conehead dis fl@thead dat guoro this almajiri dat

I know you are 21now and you are still eating mummy thank you

don't focus your energy on more productive things you think life ends with likes shares and mentions on nairaland when you get to 30 or 31 You will realize that your life have been a total waste of time and energy doing Igbo vs Yoruba upandan

�� dats if hunger never send you to your ancestors before then

Omoburukurudeen, you are dirty yoruba man. Wear it like a badge. Stop faking

MrALIVE:
you seem not to understand the legal implications...to you it is just changing Letter A to O

Stop trying to blow grammar that you understsnd, if the NYSC says they are followed the procedure to remedy a mistake they made, Dep. Gov is not liable. It cannot be termed as 'fraud' or 'fake'.
The mistake is not from the Dep Gov but from NYSC which they have remedied.

Does the certicate belong to him? That's not in contest.

Even the judge will be daft to rule against the Dep.Gov.

MinorityOpinion:
Opinion of sheeps means nothing to a lion

you be lion, na e you dey hide here like rat come dey claim weti you no be?

Show your face, if na your papa born you. Juman wey dey form james bond.