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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unilever Recruitment 2012 by Westlord: 6:31pm On Dec 21, 2012
akinjosh: Av u heard anytyn 4rm dem?
No, did U?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Plsss, I Am Really In Need Of A Job. by Westlord: 6:25pm On Dec 21, 2012
Fear not, U are not alone
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Second Stage Interviews, What Is It Like? by Westlord: 10:34am On Dec 20, 2012
mcstan_18: Without any form of reservation(of words), the KPMG recruitment process is fair and well organised except of course the fact that it could drag for sometime, close to or more than a calendar year atimes. If you guys have been told by the lady in question that recruitment for MC would commence next year, then I'd rather you take her for her word. That's usually the case when it comes to recruitment into Management Consulting(MC), infact some of you guys may be advised to switch to audit if need be(that's from past experiences). You've got to pray and work hard brother, KPMG isn't easy to get into albeit you can be sure that it would be 100% merit-based.

A piece of advise for you: If by any chance you're advised by the HR to switch to audit or tax, grab the opportunity with both hands and legs. MC recruits only a few(comparatively) each year which reduces applicants' chances of making it through. Be upbeat brother- you'ld certainly get called, be it on the postive note or otherwise.

I hope I've been able to clear your fears in no small measure? If you've got any more doubts anyway, feel free to ask and I'll try my best to give answers to the best of my knowledge(this reply could take some time anyway as we've been very busy lately). Bless your soul brother. Wish you the very best
U might be right to an extent '***% merit based' so how can you explain a science degree product scaling thru to d final (Partner) then being told d@ not been 4rm an accounting background was d reason 4 my disqulification after asking & being assured d@ it wont be an hindrance @ every stages of d interview. The 100% is for the procedure & organisation bt it is 50% of d general process. I still like KPMG even when dey fell short of my expectatn; bt (KPMG NG) they ar Dream creators/terminators; life is al abt start & stop so I dont blame dem.
2 all still tryng KPMG NG, its worth it if U can bear it, good luc
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Second Stage Interviews, What Is It Like? by Westlord: 10:29am On Dec 20, 2012
KPMG
Romance / Re: Men When ladies Insults You, What Do You Do? by Westlord: 12:27am On Dec 19, 2012
Wen a woman insults me it means victory aftar all d scoping, just be calm tell her d best 'I love U' U can & wear a pitiful face. Guy she fit cry.
Aggresion is d most revealing attribute of weak insecured feeling Lady. D@s y I like dem
Romance / Re: . by Westlord: 12:06am On Dec 19, 2012
Think of anyoda tin except dese five
Romance / Re: How Do I Trust Again by Westlord: 12:01am On Dec 19, 2012
Trust me, U will, it just might take some time. Bt 2 help Urself, what would U have been with or without him. D@s where its starts from, continue 4rm dere with all vigor. There will definatly be resistance bt live d@ dream. Gd luck
Jobs/Vacancies / Pwc by Westlord: 6:30pm On Dec 18, 2012
Who knows how often and when does PwC advertise for Graduate Trainee
And Ernst&Young
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Embarrassing Interview Situations You Need To Learn From by Westlord: 1:55pm On Dec 18, 2012
kachikapor: y'all got me really laughing my head off! I must say that this thread is quite hilarious, I wish I had an embarrasing moment, but thankfully I don't! I got my job from the first interview I attended! No pretense, just God at work. But I know I've still learnt from all of you, You never know when complacency will set in.

The dude about the oversized suit, no need to go job-hunting, Nollywood is calling for you grin
While d 'faint dude' should start his ministry rite away
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Embarrassing Interview Situations You Need To Learn From by Westlord: 1:45pm On Dec 18, 2012
annoited: stare + smile means doom without smile signifies +ve for u.
Help me tell KPMG o

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Embarrassing Interview Situations You Need To Learn From by Westlord: 1:33pm On Dec 18, 2012
Cecegrace: Whoa, earthrealm I couldn't hold me self from laughing out loud, after reading your post. It is quite hilarious but though it is a serious thing. Is good at least I have learnt from you.
I doubt if I wil ever stop
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unilever Recruitment 2012 by Westlord: 8:54pm On Dec 17, 2012
akinjosh: Good day house, any1 applied for Unilever recruitment in November? Any1 knows someone who has been called?
I did thru jobberman
Travel / $8000 Masters Tiution In A Canadian Or Austrailian University. Is It Possible? by Westlord: 8:30am On Dec 16, 2012
[/quote]Can any1 confirm if it is possible to undertake a Masters Degree in Product Desiign Managment or Environmental Design Managment or a Design course with managment application (I 'm a graduate of Industrial Design) with tuition fee around $8000 & a legitimate process, if possible with links or reference, pleas[quote]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many Tests/interviews Does KPMG Have? by Westlord: 10:11pm On Dec 15, 2012
kedra: let me use this medium to pour out my mind..I had 3 interviews with KPMG,passed all 3 interviews but was surprised to get called for a 4th interview.I did well @ d 4th interview to d best of my ability but got d shock of my life wen i got called a month later dat my interview didnt go well..all things being equal,i was supposed to resume in audit(financial services) unit.my high hopes were dashed.I read chemical engineering in sch anyways with a very good result.just wishn all prospective aspirants d best of luck
D exact word ''did not go well''. I was also interviewd by a Partner 4rm financial service.
D fact is d@ dey wil actualy wait to see if U av sm1 & wen dey realize U dnt, dey wil bring out d knife 4rm deir back. I tank God I was strng willd, else I wuld hv brkn down
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many Tests/interviews Does KPMG Have? by Westlord: 10:02pm On Dec 15, 2012
mko abiola:
Pls ,hw can I apply as staff?
Do dey accept HND in accouting,lower credit.
Also,Do dey pay graduate trainee ,if he qualifies.
As for HND, I doubt, bt wt a 2years experience & an ICAN U shld b eligible.
Dey pay Graduate Trainee aroun 2.2-2.5pa
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Or Nigerian Army by Westlord: 11:49am On Dec 15, 2012
smallvill: my brother there is nothing in kpmg why go for the aviation industry you will make it better there are schools for that and you will finish in less than six months

I prefer d Army bt if U 've more info on d Avt School, mayb it wil convince me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Or Nigerian Army by Westlord: 11:43am On Dec 15, 2012
mko abiola: As a graduate trainnee,hw much are u paid?
If I am to go in as an experiencd applicant it would b higha dan GT. GT around 2.2m/a as @ a year ago bt it shld b more dan d@ naw. Bt I m nt concernd abt d pay bt d career.
Jobs/Vacancies / KPMG Or Nigerian Army by Westlord: 9:51am On Dec 15, 2012
I concludd my NYSC nov2012, & around sept. I was attendng an intrvw for d position of graduate trainee @KPMG & was past d last stage (Partner). I ws told d@ I ddnt hav an accountng bakground which was nt part of d requicte wen I wz alredy expectng my appt leta. I knw it waz due 2 Human & 9ja factor. I went 2 confront dem, den @ d end of d discusion dey told me to apply as an experince applicant in 2years time. I went bak 2 my chess board & startd tinking again.
I hav intrest in d military (Army) bt I choos d corprate industry (KPMG) cos it takes people global not like what d Military could do (I might b wrong) bt naw I m in between d Army DSSC Form around April/May next year or start an accountg job (even without been paid) by March so d@ 3yrs 4rm naw, I can stl b @ KPMG again.
I realy nid Ur opinion so I can plan my 2013.
For d records, I wil b 24 by Jan nextyear, a graduate of Industrial Design (Technology).

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Career / KPMG Or Nigeria Army by Westlord: 9:43am On Dec 15, 2012
I concludd my NYSC nov2012, & around sept. I was attendng an intrvw for d position of graduate trainee @KPMG & was past d last stage (Partner). I ws told d@ I ddnt hav an accountng bakground which was nt part of d requicte wen I wz alredy expectng my appt leta. I knw it waz due 2 Human & 9ja factor. I went 2 confront dem, den @ d end of d discusion dey told me to apply as an experince applicant in 2years time. I went bak 2 my chess board & startd tinking again.
I hav intrest in d military (Army) bt I choos d corprate industry (KPMG) cos it takes people global not like what d Military could do (I might b wrong) bt naw I m in between d Army DSSC Form around April/May next year or start an accountg job (even without been paid) by March so d@ 3yrs 4rm naw, I can stl b @ KPMG again.
I realy nid Ur opinion so I can plan my 2013.
For d records, I wil b 24 by Jan nextyear, a graduate of Industrial Design (Technology)[quote][/quote]
Career / What Is Your Choice, Why? by Westlord: 8:07am On Dec 15, 2012
I concludd my NYSC nov2012, & around sept. I was attendng an intrvw 4 graduate trainee @KPMG & was past d last stage (Partner). I ws told d@ I ddnt hav an accountng bakground wenI wz alredy expectng my appt leta. I knw it waz al due 2 Human & 9ja factor. I went 2 confront dem den @ d end dey told me to apply as an experince applicant in 2years time. I went bak 2 my chess board & startd tinking again.
I hav intrest in d military (Army) bt I choos d corprate industry cos it takes people global not like what d Military could (I might b wrong) bt naw I m in between d Army DSSC Form around April/May next year or start an accountg job (even without been paid) by March so d@ 3yrs 4rm naw, I can stl b @ KPMG again.
I realy nid Ur opinion so I can plan my 2013.
For d records, I wil b 24 by Jan nextyear, graduate of Industrial Design.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many Tests/interviews Does KPMG Have? by Westlord: 7:26am On Dec 15, 2012
1st of al, congrats. U will have 3 intrviews, an Officer, a Manager, den a Partner wch is d final stage den medicals. Io U fail any stage U wil b dropd so do Ur very best @ evy stge.
Now U as wel as oda peopl (me b4 naw) adjud KPMG 2 b very credible wt proces bazd on merit. Bro/Sis, let me tel U most especialy if U ar 4rm d science feild, U nid God no1, den 'U wil definatly nid a powerful person most time a Partner 2 monitor & liase 4 U mst especialy as U progres higher'. I past d partner stage den I was told d@ I ddnt have an accountng bakground wch was nt part of d requcite & I passd al d stages & not droppd.
KPMG is a dream career, I cnt apply 4 gradt trainee again bt I mite gv it anoda shot if God pleases as an experience applicant.
Good luck,be smart, sharp, inteligent & PRAYERFUL. Urs wil b diffrnt 4rm mine
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2012 NNPC Graduate Trainees Recruitment. Deadline 21 December 2012 by Westlord: 7:06am On Dec 15, 2012
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2012 NNPC Graduate Trainees Recruitment. Deadline 21 December 2012 by Westlord: 8:32am On Dec 12, 2012
spicygrace: thanx westlord.
U 'r welcome. Hope it paid off
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2012 NNPC Graduate Trainees Recruitment. Deadline 21 December 2012 by Westlord: 7:55pm On Dec 11, 2012
spicygrace: Helo guys, pls i nid help, my credentials n c.v is nt uploadin.
Check d size of d file, if more dan 100kb, make sure it is reduced to @most 100kb & make sure it is d appropr8 format & also make sure U dnt submit 1 credentials more dan 1ce eles U cant delect it. I advise U apply @ night wen congestn wil be low
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2012 NNPC Graduate Trainees Recruitment. Deadline 21 December 2012 by Westlord: 7:46pm On Dec 11, 2012
circus: please house how do i convert from jpeg format to pdf format
1 open d file (jpeg) with corel draw
Click file
Click publish to pdf den save
2 open d jpeg wit MS Photo manage
Click edit
Save as 'pdf'
Bt b sure of d quality &size b4 U upload
Success
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2012 NNPC Graduate Trainees Recruitment. Deadline 21 December 2012 by Westlord: 8:04am On Dec 11, 2012
timsolo: Guys, would it take anything from you if you applied? I can tell you 100% that the exercise will be credible and transparent!! If you are qualified just apply. You will be amazed like many of us!! Good luck.
I am a graduate of a technology feild, I applied, wrote exam, passed & attended interviews uptill d 3rd interview (Partner) at KPMG with success; this was a graduate trainee job. After all these, they said I did nt have an accountng bakground.''w@''
This is a firm globaly reputed for credibility, standard & merit, bt Nigeria & Nigerians wil never change
D truth in Nigeria is d@ Credibility takes 10% while human factor ''Who Know Man'' takes 90% God takes 100%
1 tim I knw is d@ I will get there,
God pass dem smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Career Advice Needed: Unpaid Internship In Europe Or 180k Sallary In Nigeria by Westlord: 8:54am On Dec 10, 2012
go bak 2 d chess board, consider all ur arsenals & ur lacks. D truth (hides) in Ur concience.
Both option are good 4 d moment d@s y ur ar confused bt which will b wisest 2-3 (depending on ur goals) years time.
I wont say 'a bird at hand .......' or 'higher risk, higher .......' bt d choice is Urs so d@ if it pays, U take d credit & if it dosn't, U bear d debt. GLuck
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Whats Your Mood Right Now by Westlord: 9:39pm On Dec 09, 2012
Other. Blank
Romance / Re: WARNING LADIES:10 Thing You Must Not Do Infront Of Your Man by Westlord: 9:23pm On Dec 09, 2012
if a lady does not do al dese b4 marriage, dey wil b d hallmark of her actvty most especialy afta birth

Can a guy do all dese?

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