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I think the OP has had a recent brain surgery.... Lil Wayne not NAS not Jay Z been compared to Eminem. Pls stop what you're smoking o

The following are the TOEFL centers in Nigeria
Lagos: Electronic Test Center JKK house, Ilupeju, Lagos.
French Connection, Lekki, Lagos.
Port Harcourt : Showers international School
Jephthah International School
Charles Dale Memorial School
Ibadan: Educational Advancement Centre, Bodija, Ibadan.
Abuja: Galaxy Uniprep, CBD, Abuja.
Available dates for TOEFL : July 26, August 9, August 22, August 30, Sept 6, Sept 13, Sept 19, Sept 27, Oct 4, Oct11, Oct 17, Oct 25.

All of the above are also GRE centers except EAC Ibadan.
For registration and enquiries and admissions processing, contact IvyBridge Consults 112 Okota road, Okota, Lagos. 08116100847

The following are the TOEFL centers in Nigeria
Lagos: Electronic Test Center JKK house, Ilupeju, Lagos.
French Connection, Lekki, Lagos.
Port Harcourt : Showers international School
Jephthah International School
Charles Dale Memorial School
Ibadan: Educational Advancement Centre, Bodija, Ibadan.
Abuja: Galaxy Uniprep, CBD, Abuja.
Available dates for TOEFL : July 26, August 9, August 22, August 30, Sept 6, Sept 13, Sept 19, Sept 27, Oct 4, Oct11, Oct 17, Oct 25.

All of the above are also GRE centers except EAC Ibadan.
For registration and enquiries and admissions processing, contact IvyBridge Consults 112 Okota road, Okota, Lagos. . 08116100847

Can I get the breakdown for a 4 Bedroom flat all ensuite and fencing on a full plot of land 60 * 120. Treat as urgent. I'll like u to design it so please include your cost. Something simple but classy.



Treat as urgent.

If you are rich, you won't care. Pray to baba God to bless your hustle.

When you get to heaven if there is one, you will find out.

I would cease to hear of all these things when I finally move to Norway, If u like tell me I'll be a second class citizen, Wahala ile aye ti e niyen.







Fresh Air! Fresh Scandal!!!

I smell sincere 9gerian , you just can't miss the ratty odour

Attention seeker, Low budget yeyebrity

Legend of the looters!!!


See Tambuwal for there, I doubt if the guy never 'Cross-carpet' into APC. BTW If Jonathan can cause people as diverse as Rochas, OBJ, Kwankwaso and the likes to rally against him and I stand corrected never a time has any opposition party in Nigeria move with such zeal and precision. Jonathan has to commision a comprehensive audit of himself and his aides.


Finally Ogun the God of thunder will strike y'all for looting our coffers blind and epilepsy and Leprosy will romance all you regardless of party affliations. Ase!!! *spits*

Police again!!!! RIP Mr Dombraye.



This country is a Banana Republic and I'll rather be a second class citizen in Norway.

@least we know the day our own Obasanjo dies Boni Yayi(Benin) Fnaussaugbre Eyadema(Togo), Bongo(Gambia) and the Teodore Obiang(Guinea Bissau) and other sit tight leaders he helped prop all over Africa would attend.

I must say that these lecturers have been high handed throughout the duration of these strike and have not acted in Good faith, its high time they get paid in their own dime, I'm no fan of Jonathan but I'm with him on this.

The VC's would soon smile to the bank

Two wrongs don't make a right. Your 'friend' hired someone to write her exams for her, @ that point she lost her moral highground and capacity to report that lecturer, Let her visit T.B Joshua ASAP.

I have an opening for a secretary(if u can call it that), a girl is preferred. Its a new office I just opened, check my signature for details.
She must be resident around Isolo, Okota, Jakande and its environs.

Simpler times

According to Oduah, signing a Bilateral Air Service Agreement with Israel is 'Historic' . The event did not even make it to Aliyah (Official Newsletter of the govt of Israel).
Nigeria is synonymous with Mediocrity especially in public service.




Congratulations Dr. Aliu.... Spotlight's on u, don't disappoint Africa.

Prenuptial ko, Na oyibo land u think say u dey? You just send the woman out, dats all!



If the inlaws come, repeat step one

And Xtians invented everything else

I have been out of the country, will start updating from 2mao, Life is not a bed of roses but neither is it a bed of thorns

A time will come in this country when we'll start runzing heaven, no exam wey dey no dey runs for 9ja but the big 3 are TOEFL, GRE, SAT and/or ACT. The GMAT can be runzed too, a Madueke paid 750k for it @ First Logic, He's looking for 600 and above for MBA @ Cranfield. Wetin I neva see.

@ferdimako
I apologised, she did too when my guys passport passed muster, she is a very beautiful girl, I can't categorically tell you that I have her no or not.
BTW are you guys learners, runs is flowing like water for IELTS, the only thing is people do not take it much and the price is prohibitive (400k) . No be Nigerians dey work for British Council office, don't get it twisted o.

@Adroitzbaba
I did not get your PM


The best test of English for now is PTE Academic conducted by Pearsons ( Owners of GMAT) . They take palm vein / fingerprint of testers. Consider it, most schools accept it. Less stressful than TOEFL and way more secure.

Well I took some of my people for TOEFL @ ESCAE University, don't be fooled by the name it is not as big as the division of student affairs office of the University I graduated from (Great Ife!!!!).
We got to the gate of the centre around 9, The guys passport was requested, we provided it, with the gate still locked they took the passport to their 'passport' expert to verify the 'originality'. We were allowed in and given a form to fill and suddenly this girl came out and said we can't allow you to test, there was a reason all the centres in Nigeria were shut, 'you people' should not come and shut this place o.
Na so I vex, told her if she was not proud of her African blood she can drain it and have caucasian blood transfused into her, used some expletives, but my hand come fall as upto 7 nigerians were not allowed to test because they came with obviously fake passports or have tested somewhere else in Benin R with another passport under another name.
On the overall, My guys tested but I can tell you upto 3 Nigerians mercenary out of 7 test takers, (some I know from earlier times) wrote with names other than their Birth names that I know. Whether they did change of name I do not know?
But to save yourself a heartache, If you are going to test in Benin, Go with an alternate ID. From your skul, work, church or Ogboni.
I do not need to tell you Naija's reputation is in tatters, sadly it is not due to 'external' forces but our doing.




Food for thought; A guy I knew to be Ayo wrote for Iloka yesterday.... Water don pass Garri

Nigerians going to test in Benin Republic, make una sorry o. I took some people to test there today in my 1972 SEAT, wetin I see I go come type.


Make una excuse me make I take this well deserved bath, I'll be back.