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nzeadachie:bros I see why ur name start from n..because N stand for nonentity... big fool from a castrated parent....Neva in ur wretched life even quote me ...son of a bastard. biggest fool ever..wat a waste sperm..from the bottom of my heart...fvck you |
mind ur business............... |
mustymatic:na your father n sisters dae curse |
please is dis nairaland or naijaloaded |
Islam is just a mess religion with a lot of stupid sharia law..Mohammad did it in Quran |
relative of boko haram is Islam... |
i dae suspect psquare dae fit kill dat popsy......hmmm neva underestimate the love of money with dis igbo ppl |
wetyn concernant me..cheat or No cheat wetyn concern me |
hit like if u no buhari will not win |
d idiot man don forget say DAT same poison way d kill rat dae killed man........... #2minsexthekill# |
and some wil say goodluck til 2015' bastard idiot''buhari |
like if u know is buhari ans apc handwork |
fank god i made it..pls is dat atiku or ibb or who..and pls is dat tiwa savage |
pls nairaland pray for my sister she is soo sick.. |
who is boko haram cos here in borno state we dnt knw them. |
ok |
am nt happy my galfrnd is cheatin me...i must gv her belle...ooops sori forgot online |
who is tiwa savage cos here in maraba we dnt knw her |
ok i hear i hope she neva change ur star |
;Dboko don get.plenty.boys
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[color=#990000][/color] i wonder why moslem lyk bombin xtianz |
[color=#990000][/color]na 4 obituary front page u dat hapy say na u first chat,any hw sha,my girlfrnd break my heart bcus she catch me d Bleep anoda girl,pls nairaland i nid ur advice |
Nairaland is becumin useless dis days,why are u insultin pastors,wetyn do u eh..abi u no fit heal ebola,mumu ppl full nairaland dats why d kip postin mumu topic for mumu ppl sha.lol ![]() |
CONVERSATION BTW EBOLA AND AIDS AIDS: Bros na wah for you oo, u just come everybody they fear you like death, wia u get ur own from. EBOLA: Ha ha ha, I been tell u that tym naa, say make u wait ,make u neva commot, u no gree, u rush come out, e no tey doctors tidy u...bt see me now, the patient dog, eats the fatest bone. AIDS: na wahoo, everybody dey fear oo, no body dey near person wey u catch oo, but me, if i catch someone, no one go send, people go dey even chop wit am, hug am, even 'sleep' with am sef, without issue. EBOLA: Bros i ready come, u know native doctor wey do ds juju for me? I dey pursue somebody sef even if im don die...u no fit carry person wey I kill from state to state like dat oo. AIDS: Even hospital sef dey fear u oo, if dem carry ur victim come hospital, d hospital don close be that, bt me, everybody go dey go normally like say i no dey dia sef. Ebola: Bros, no be me do u oooooo, na only u waka come naaa. AIDS: ur case tire me ooo, I wan be like u oo, u just make me look like kindergarten. Even me dey fear u cos u fit catch me sef........but know sey, all these Ebola u are sharing, remember that 'diaris God oooooo' |
Girls before you say yes to that guy proposing to you, test his patience first..Ask him to use EDGE to download 700mb movie. |
[color=#990000][/color]Anyone dating my future wife should please take it easy on her.... Even if she says ''hit me harder, faster'' or ''tear it'' abeg no mind her..... I use God beg you. nah small pikin dey worry her. |
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ D BOY USELESS PASS SHIT WAY FALL FOR COW BACKJ.ANIMAL PIKIN ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ?Bleep DEY HUNGRY ME O.. MY BABE NEVA CUM [b][/b] |
REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE Professor - MUTSSS 7 A good honours degree and a PhD in a relevant field from a recognized University with not less than ten (10) years of teaching and research experience since becoming a Lecturer II in a University or Institution of comparable status. A strong proof of continuing research with appreciable evidence of scholarly publications in reputable journals published locally and internationally, as well as ability to initiate and develop courses at the undergraduate and post graduate levels. Candidates must also have ability to provide academic leadership coupled with sufficient administrative experience. Reader - MUTSSS 6 A good honours degree and a PhD in a relevant field with at least eight ( years teaching and research experience in a University or Institution of comparable status. Evidence of substantial scholarly publications in reputable local/international Journals and ability to initiate and develop courses at the undergraduate and post graduate levels. Candidates must also be able to initiate projects, possess some administrative experience as well as experience in working with interdisciplinary groups. Successful applicants must be able to give academic and professional leadership in the field with a strong proof of continuing research.The successful candidate must have been a Senior Lecturer for at least two (2) years. Senior Lecturer- MUTSSS 5 A good honours degree and a PhD in the specified field plus at least six (6) years of teaching and research experience in a University or Institution of comparable status. Candidates must have the ability to initiate research work and to supervise post-graduate projects. Evidence of scholarly publications in reputable journals is also required. Experience in working with interdisciplinary groups will be an added advantage. The successful candidate must have been a Lecturer I for a minimum two (2) years. Lecturer I- MUTSSS 4 A candidate for this post should normally possess a good first degree and a Ph.D from a recognized University with at least four (4) years of teaching and research experience in a University or Institution of comparable status. Candidate must also have the ability to teach courses effectively with evidence of practical skills and competence. Evidence of scholarly publications in reputable journals is also required. Lecturer II - MUTSSS 3 Candidates should possess a good honours degree and a PhD from a recognized University in the specified field of specialization. Candidates with Masters degree, must have at least three years of teaching and research in a University or an Institution of comparable status and must show evidence not only of registration for a PhD programme but also of having gone far with the programme. Evidence of scholarly publications will be an added advantage. Assistant Lecturer - MUTSSS 2 A candidate for this post should normally possess a B.Sc. and Masters degree from a recognized University and must have registered for a PhD programme in the respective field. NB: It should be noted that professional qualifications will be an added advantage for applicants into Accounting and Banking & Finance programmes. SALARIES AND ALLOWANCES McPherson University runs a remunerative package that is comparable to what obtains in Public University in Nigeria. The basic salaries are as stated below: Professor MUTSSS 7 (2,495,898.96 - 3,219,939.96) Reader (Associate Professor) MUTSSS 6 (2,063,924.04 - 2,694,896.04) Senior Lecturer MUTSSS 5 (1,664,214.96 - 2,359,098.96) Lecturer I MUTSSS 4 (1,133,550.96 - 1,455,335.04) Lecturer II MUTSSS 3 (908,301.00 - 1,085,114.04) Assistant Lecturer MUTSSS 2 (805,059.96 - 967,842.00) METHOD OF APPLICATION Candidates are required to submit ten (10) copies of their application and curriculum vitae giving information in the order listed below: Full Names and Surname in Capitals Post desired and Department Place and Date of Birth Nationality Religion Current Postal Address Permanent Home address and Telephone No. Marital Status Names and Ages of Children Institutions attended with dates Academic qualifications (with dates) Professional qualifications (with dates) Major Conferences and Workshops Attended with Papers Presented Work experience including details of former and present post and salary Research interests- showing details List of publications in details showing date of publication Extra Curricular Activities Names and addresses of three referees The Referees Report should be sealed and submitted along with the application. Two of the referees must be authorities in the candidate's area of specialization. The post applied for and Department must be indicated at the top left corner of the sealed envelope containing the application. CLOSING DATE All applications should be addressed to the Registrar, McPherson University, Km 96, Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Seriki Sotayo, P.M.B. 2094, Abeokuta, Ogun State, Nigeria to reach the Registrar not later than four weeks from the date of this publication. NON TEACHING STAFF VACANCIES REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE COLLEGE OF NATURAL AND APPLIED SCIENCES Chief Technologist (Chemistry) - MUNTSSS 13 Candidate must possess HND/Science Lab Technology in relevant Technology (Chemistry Option) from a recognized institution with a minimum of Lower credit/ 2nd Class Lower Division plus NYSC certificate or evidence of exemption with a minimum of sixteen (16) years experience. OR B.Sc. /B.Tech. in relevant technology with a minimum of 2nd Class Lower Division plus NYSC Discharge Certificate or evidence of exemption with a minimum of fifteen (15) years post-qualification experience. In addition, the candidate must be duly registered with the relevant Professional Institute. Technologist I - MUNTSSS 8 HND/B.Tech. in relevant Technology from a recognized Institution with a minimum of Lower Credit/ 2nd Class Lower Division plus NYSC Discharge Certificate or Evidence of Exemption. Candidate must be duly registered with the relevant Professional Institute and must have at least 3 years post-registration experience. Technologist II (Chemistry/Biochemistry) - MUNTSSS 7 HND/B.Tech in relevant Technology from a recognized Institution with a minimum of Lower credit/ 2nd Class Lower Division plus NYSC certificate or Evidence of Exemption. Candidate must be duly registered with the relevant Professional Institute. Computer Laboratory Technologist - MUNTSSS 7 HND in Computer Science/ Computer Engineering or relevant discipline with a minimum of Lower Credit from a recognized Institution plus NYSC Discharge Certificate or evidence of Exemption. A minimum of three years working experience is required for this post. Professional certification and knowledge of computer programming will be an added advantage. Systems- support Analyst- MUNTSSS 6 OND in Computer Science/Computer Engineering or relevant discipline with a minimum of Lower Credit from a recognized Institution. A minimum of three (3) years working experience is required for this post. Laboratory Assistant - MUNTSSS 3 WASC/NECO/G.C.E., O'Level Credits in five subjects including English Language and at least two science subjects. REGISTRY Principal/Senior Assistant Registrar -MUNTSSS 13/11 A first degree in Law from a recognized Institution with a minimum of 2nd Class Lower Division. Candidate must have been called to the Nigerian Bar and must have completed NYSC or show evidence of exemption. The candidate for PAR must have at least ten (10) years post-call experience while candidate for SAR position must have at least eight ( years post-call experience.Secretary/ Personal Assistant II-MUNTSSS 7 B.A/B.Tech./B.Sc./HND in Secretarial Studies, Administration /Office Technology and Management or relevant fields from a recognized Institution with a minimum of 2nd Class Lower Division/ Lower Credit. NYSC Discharge Certificate or Evidence of exemption, O' Level must include English Language. Secretary/ Personal Assistant III-MUNTSSS 6 Ordinary National Diploma (OND) in secretarial Studies, Administration/Office Technology and Management or other relevant fields from a recognized Institution with a minimum of Lower Credit plus three years post-qualification experience. Clerical Officer/ Administrative assistant- MUNTSSS 3 SSCE/NECO/WASC/GCE O/L Credits in 5 subjects including English Language. BURSARY DEPARTMENT BURSARY Accountant I - MUNTSS 8 A first degree in Accountancy from a recognized Institution with a minimum of 2nd Class Lower Division plus NYSC Discharge Certificate or Evidence of Exemption plus relevant professional qualification like - ACA, ICAN, ACCA,ANAN, ACMA. AUDIT UNIT Auditor I - MUNTSS 8 A first degree in Accountancy from a recognized Institution with a minimum of 2nd Class Lower Division plus NYSC Discharge Certificate or Evidence of Exemption plus relevant professional qualification like - ACA, ICAN, ACCA,ANAN, ACMA. with three (3) years Auditing experience. Audit Clerk - MUNTSSS 4 OND Accounts from a recognized institution with a minimum of Lower Credit plus 5 SSCE/ WASC/NECO Credits including English and Mathematics with two (2) years Accounting experience. UNIVERSITY HEALTH CENTRE Assistant Medical Laboratory Technologist - MUNTSSS 6 OND in Science Laboratory Technology from a recognized institution with a minimum of Lower Credit plus a minimum of three (3) years Medical Laboratory experience. AHealth Assistant IV - MUNTSSS 2 WASC/NECO/GCE O' Level with credits in the relevant subjects. SECURITY UNIT Security Officer II- MUNTSSS 7 Ordinary National Diploma (OND) in any field from a recognized Institution with a minimum of six years working experience. OR HND/B.Tech/B.Sc. in any field from a recognized Institution with a minimum of Lower Credit or 2nd Class Division plus certificate in Security Training with NYSC discharge Certificate or Evidence of Exemption plus two (2) years working experience. ICT UNIT Computer Laboratory Technologist - MUNTSSS 7 HND in Computer Science/Computer Engineering or relevant discipline with a minimum of Lower Credit from a recognized Institution plus NYSC discharge certificate or Evidence of Exemption. Candidate must have programming knowledge. Systems-Support Analyst- MUNTSSS 6 OND in Computer Science, Computer Engineering or relevant discipline with a minimum of lower credit from a recognized Institution. A minimum of three years working experience is required for this post. WORKS & PHYSICAL PLANNING UNIT Technical Assistant III (Electrical) - MUNTSSS 3 Candidate must possess SSCE/NECO/WASC O' Level Credits in five (5) subjects including English language plus Trade Test III in Electrical installation/repairs or NABTEB Certificate with 3 years relevant working experience. Technical Assistant III (Plumbing) - MUNTSSS 3 Candidate must possess SSCE/NECO/WASC O' Level Credits including English Language plus Trade Test III in Plumbing or NABTEB Certificate with 3 years relevant working experience. Driver/Mechanic - MUNTSSS 3 Candidates must possess SSCE/WASC/GCE O' Level Credits in five (5) subjects including English Language plus class E Driving License and Trade Test III with relevant experience. * Please note that all Candidates for the above posts must show demonstrable evidence of computer literacy. SALARIES AND ALLOWANCES McPherson University runs a basic remunerative package that is comparable to what obtains in Public University in Nigeria. The basic salaries are as stated below: Chief Technologist MUNTSSS 13 (N1, 456,398 - N 1,919,655) Principal Assistant Registrar MUNTSSS 13(N1, 456,398 - N 1,919,655) Senior Assistant Registrar MUNTSSS 11 (N 984,105- N 1,386,324) Technologist 1/Accountant 1/ Auditor 1 MUNTSSS 8 (N 682,547- N 997,524) Technologist II - MUNTSSS 7 (N 590,191- N 850,654) Computer Lab. Technologist II MUNTSSS 7(N 590,191- N 850,654) Secretary/Personal Assistant II MUNTSSS 7(N 590,191- N 850,654) Security Officer II MUNTSSS 7 (N 590,191- N 850,654) System -Support Analyst MUNTSSS 6 (N 373,557- N 548,394) Assistant Medical Laboratory Technologist MUNTSSS 6 (N 373,557- N 548,394) Audit Clerk - MUNTSSS 4 (N 194,512 - N 290,582) Lab. Assistant MUNTSSS 3 (N 172,827- N 255,481) Clerical Officer/ Administrative Assistant MUNTSSS 3 (N 172,827- N 255481) Technical Assistant III - MUNTSSS 3 (N 172,827- N 255481) Driver/Mechanic - MUNTSSS 3 (N 172,827- N 255481) Health Assistant IV - MUNTSSS 2 (N 165,425 - N 234242) CLOSING DATE All applications should be addressed to the Registrar, McPherson University, Km 96, Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Seriki Sotayo, P.M.B. 2094, Abeokuta, Ogun State, Nigeria to reach the Registrar not later than four weeks from the date of this publication. crackhaus: |
i wonder why moslem lyk bombin xtianz

years teaching and research experience in a University or Institution of comparable status. Evidence of substantial scholarly publications in reputable local/international Journals and ability to initiate and develop courses at the undergraduate and post graduate levels. Candidates must also be able to initiate projects, possess some administrative experience as well as experience in working with interdisciplinary groups. Successful applicants must be able to give academic and professional leadership in the field with a strong proof of continuing research.